|
|
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7069
   |
Posted - 2015.01.28 13:23:00 -
[1] - Quote
I got to thinking, "If Dust had PSN achievements, what would they be?" The following are the results of my sleep derived mind. Feel free to add your own. I couldn't think of any achievements for Zatara and SMB  Any help?
Educate The Heathen
Kill a Minmatar player, wearing a Minmatar dropsuit, with a ScR.
Pant, Pant, Wheeze, Wheeze
Sprint 1,500m in a sentinel dropsuit.
Freedom Tickle
Kill a Caldari player, wearing a Caldari dropsuit, with a shotgun.
@$!& That Guy In Particular
Use an orbital to only kill one player who has earned 2,000 WPs or more.
Stop Dying, That's an Order!
Needle the same player, in the same dropsuit, three times in one match.
It's Deliciously Addictive!
Earn a 10 kill streak while wearing a 'Quafe' dropsuit or wielding a 'Quafe' weapon.
Front Towards Enemy
Earn 4 kills with a single remote explosive.
Crazy Taxi Driver
Pick up a teammate with an LAV, then earn a roadkill while the teammate is still a passenger.
You know, I'm Not Even Mad
Be killed by a plasma cannon from over 150m away.
The Money Shot
Earn a headshot with the last round in a bolt pistol from less than 10m away.
I'm Hacking Their Mainframe!
Successfully hack five installations or objectives in one match, with the same dropsuit.
Corporate Top-down Seamless Analytic Downsizing Synergy
Kill a Gallente player, wearing a Gallente dropsuit, with a rail rifle.
Holey Preacher
Kill an Amarr player, wearing an Amarr dropsuit, with a combat rifle.
Crit Confirmed
Earn headshots with at least three different weapons during the same match.
Bring Great Dishonor
Kill a member of Nyain San when he is not wearing a prototype dropsuit.
Judge Rhadamanthus
Bring in an ADS within the first 3 minutes of a match, enter it as a pilot, then do not earn any WPs for the remainder of the match.
Soraya Xel
Destroy 1 HAV and 1 ADS in the same match, with the same dropsuit.
Kevall Longstride
Win a match as a squad leader with a squad comprised of 5 players, all with less than 1mil lifetime SP totals.
Iron Wolf Saber
Earn a headshot with a sniper rifle at exactly 450m.
My Uplinks Bring All The Boys To The Yard
Have 30 mercenaries spawn from your uplinks in one match.
My Face To Your Fist Style
Get killed by a player's melee strike after you just struck him.
Time Out Guys, My Gun Broke
Be killed while your HMG has seized from overheating.
Press F To Pay Respects
Repeatedly crotch, then stand, while standing over a dead enemy's face.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7074
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 13:48:00 -
[2] - Quote
Cyzad4 wrote:"bring great dishonour" <- impossibru to get, still funny though I predict Bring Great Dishonor will be the rarest achievement in Dust.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7075
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 14:13:00 -
[3] - Quote
Atiim wrote:Most of those achievements aren't very practical, but if we had achievements I'd guess that it'd do absolutely nothing to improve the User Experience beyond giving us a pop-up and audio cue every once in a while.
There are much more important things that need to be worked on. None of these achievements would probably make it into Dust 514, for a variety of reasons. Some of just silly, some are very difficult to achieve. This was done purely for "the lols".
TL;DR - I bet you are fun at parties.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7083
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 14:53:00 -
[4] - Quote
Soraya Xel wrote:Achievements are actually on the roadmap. :D Forward to Rattati. Subject line: The best achievements I have ever seen.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7090
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 15:46:00 -
[5] - Quote
bigolenuts wrote:NS haters are out it seems. I don't hate NS  It's all in good fun.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7090
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 15:51:00 -
[6] - Quote
OP updated.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7104
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 17:49:00 -
[7] - Quote
Joel II X wrote:As Was Intended - Destroy a Gunnlogi with a Plasma Cannon
I See You - Scan 10 enemies with one snap.
Sizzle - Kill an enemy with an Ion Pistol's Charge feature. All of these are going in the OP. I need more generic, but Dust-y achievements in there.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7142
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 19:46:00 -
[8] - Quote
robin williams' ghost wrote:Dumbass
Kill any player using officer gear before he's gotten a kill with it. This. This is perfect.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7148
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 20:35:00 -
[9] - Quote
Joseph Ridgeson wrote:No achievement should be based on Corporation you are killing. I understand that this is mostly tongue in cheek but there are some interesting bits here. In regards to achievements for killing certain corps, I totally agree. Keep in mind, I had been awake for almost 24 hours at time of writing. I was just making up stuff that made me snicker like an idiot.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7161
|
Posted - 2015.01.28 21:40:00 -
[10] - Quote
sebastian the huds wrote:Achievements aren't meant to be impossible, but require skill.
kind of sad i had to say that to you of all people. I'm not sure if you noticed, but I have an achievement listed to not play the game because "**** consoles" It's just for a laugh.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
|
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7174
|
Posted - 2015.01.29 01:36:00 -
[11] - Quote
One Eyed King wrote:Platinum Award
Get a kill with the Assault Swarm Launcher That's unpossible!
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
|
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
8865
|
Posted - 2015.04.01 23:53:00 -
[12] - Quote
https://imgur.com/gallery/renxCcu
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
|
|
|
| |
|