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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
13655
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Posted - 2014.11.13 03:46:00 -
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So I watched the videos on each race that are displayed at the start of Character Creation, and was reminded of how they don't really show or discus the intersts of their Empires, and in some cases are heavily biased.
With that in mind, I decided to hold a contest to see who could come up with better intros. Basically, you need to write a 1-2 paragraph speech introducing your Empire and explaining its interests.
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Now for the rules:
- Must be impartial. While speaking from the POV of your faction is fine, things such as "the evil Amarr slavers" are not objective and have the potential to unfairly influence a new player to choose a race.
-One entry per Person -Your work must be original. No copying from different players, contestants, or chronicles are allowed. -Only entries on the 4 Main Empires. I am not looking for a small speech on the Pirate Factions, the Jove, or SoE.
The prize for writing the "best speech" is 10m ISK, but if it's really great I'll give you 15m ISK.
The 1st Matari Commando
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
14541
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Posted - 2014.11.13 03:49:00 -
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**** YEAH IMMA REK YUZ ALL!
"HeGÇÖs sorry. ThatGÇÖs his sorry faceGǪ. Just keep quiet for now and maybe you'll get through this."
-Kador Ouryon
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Hakyou Brutor
Capital Acquisitions LLC
1583
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Posted - 2014.11.13 03:51:00 -
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okay please don't judge me, i didn't have much time to write it. i hope it glorifies the glorious minmatar race
"I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry. I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen, And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue, It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke. My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button's caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak, I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is ... What? What's that? What's that you say? You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
Knight Soiaire = my bae
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
14541
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Posted - 2014.11.13 03:51:00 -
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Hakyou Brutor wrote:okay please don't judge me, i didn't have much time to write it. i hope it glorifies the glorious minmatar race
"I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry. I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen, And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue, It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke. My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button's caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak, I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is ... What? What's that? What's that you say? You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
BRAVO!
"HeGÇÖs sorry. ThatGÇÖs his sorry faceGǪ. Just keep quiet for now and maybe you'll get through this."
-Kador Ouryon
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
4550
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Posted - 2014.11.13 03:57:00 -
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Hakyou Brutor wrote:okay please don't judge me, i didn't have much time to write it. i hope it glorifies the glorious minmatar race
"I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry. I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen, And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue, It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke. My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button's caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak, I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is ... What? What's that? What's that you say? You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!" Thank you, Dr. Seuss. |
Operative 1174 Uuali
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
64
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:11:00 -
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Once a proud people, with purity of heart save for ritual sacrifices on alters to the gods, the Minmatar have since suffered immense degredation from outside invaders. Forced into minimum wage jobs, working illegally after tumultuous border crossings all with the hope to one day be citizens the Matar race has fought its way through centuries of dedicated servitude to found its own independence. The Gallente are known to be desended from the French, Amarr are Catholics, all the Asian bloodlines areGǪ well, Asian. The Matari? They're Mexicans, but no one will admit it.
I'm better than laser focused; I'm hybrid focused.
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
945
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:18:00 -
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Hakyou Brutor wrote:okay please don't judge me, i didn't have much time to write it. i hope it glorifies the glorious minmatar race
You wrote? You mean Shel Silverstein wrote....
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
7679
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:33:00 -
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Ah, there is another who can notice Shel's writing from a glance.
I too read those books as a child.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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Hakyou Brutor
Capital Acquisitions LLC
1584
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:34:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Ah, there is another who can notice Shel's writing from a glance. I too read those books as a child. Ohhh, that must be where I got the influence for my poem from.
Knight Soiaire = my bae
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Imp Smash
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
369
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:35:00 -
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I'll reply with something I wrote a couple hours ago.
Imp Smash wrote:
I am a Minmatar. I am a former slave. I was raised as a slave. I worked as a slave. I lived as a slave. My owners challenged me mentally as well as physically. Life was hard and I was expected to perform, not just as a slave but also as a human, at a certain (at that time) unknown level of capability.
Time passed and I tried my best to live up to my owner's expectations. Every action was a test that I did not know I was taking. I was constantly conversed with by my owners as though I were a peer about my opinions and feelings about the world around me. I was punished when I tried to please them during these conversations.
Then one day they freed me...they abandoned me. I had not been punished in a long time despite disagreeing with them on a variety of topics. I thought I was too worthless for them to spend time one.
But...they then told me that I was a human of strong moral character, fierce determination, and capable empathy. So I was free. And I was alone.
My former owners are now my peers. They raised me into a person both willing and able to contribute positively to society. I can have no hate for the Amarr with what they have given me as a person. Material possessions cannot compare any more than one can compare a rock to a quantum network. We talk, we laugh, we argue, but we do so as humans that are valuable to our fellows around us. Even those who we have not met.
I have a slave of my own now. She is young, stupid, and selfish. She thinks only of herself and not at all of others. She does not value others and she does not even value herself (despite her being unaware of this fact.)
She, like vitually all other people, has the potential to be great. She will be remade. She will surpass me in her greatness.
Heathens who refuse to even entertain the possibility of improvement will be burned. Those that are willing to learn will be taught. Even if they disagree with what they have been taught at the end of the road -- they will have value.
The Empress is kind. Some say that she was hasty in her decision. However, her choice will give other former slaves a chance to see the society people without proper physical, emotional, and psychological support can do. I believe it will encourage them to return to the fold of their own free will to better themselves.
I am a proud member of the Amarr Empire. I will fight for the Amarr Empire. Long live the Empire, long live the Empress!
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Hakyou Brutor
Capital Acquisitions LLC
1584
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:36:00 -
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duuuude wtf this guys is plagiarizing me
im suing
Knight Soiaire = my bae
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
4562
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:39:00 -
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Calmly waits for True to write a book of scriptures...
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
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CharacterNameWasTaken
223
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:45:00 -
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Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:Once a proud people, with purity of heart save for ritual sacrifices on alters to the gods, the Minmatar have since suffered immense degredation from outside invaders. Forced into minimum wage jobs, working illegally after tumultuous border crossings all with the hope to one day be citizens the Matar race has fought its way through centuries of dedicated servitude to found its own independence. The Gallente are known to be desended from the French, Amarr are Catholics, all the Asian bloodlines areGǪ well, Asian. The Matari? They're Mexicans, but no one will admit it. no they are black but you made me laugh.
"Stop it the bouncing is making me uncomfortable" - Senji/Crow
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
793
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:50:00 -
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The Gallente Federation houses its deep roots in liberty and human rights. Champions of freedom and cherishers of democracy, they are a people whose spirit cannot be detained. When the Amarr were at the height of their expansion, the Gallente were the first formidable civilizations that the Amarr met. Harbingers of individuality and creativity, the Federation is comprised of a conglomerate of races and ethnicities, where people are free from prejudice and discrimination as they believe that every person has something new to bring to the table. Many of New Eden's great ideas once originated in an innovative Gallentean's mind, including drones, skin-tight clothing, and Quafe. The capacity of the Gallentean's mind and spirit cannot be detained in the name of freedom and individuality.
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
4563
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Posted - 2014.11.13 04:50:00 -
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CharacterNameWasTaken wrote:Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:Once a proud people, with purity of heart save for ritual sacrifices on alters to the gods, the Minmatar have since suffered immense degredation from outside invaders. Forced into minimum wage jobs, working illegally after tumultuous border crossings all with the hope to one day be citizens the Matar race has fought its way through centuries of dedicated servitude to found its own independence. The Gallente are known to be desended from the French, Amarr are Catholics, all the Asian bloodlines areGǪ well, Asian. The Matari? They're Mexicans, but no one will admit it. no they are black but you made me laugh. African/Scandinavian
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
793
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Posted - 2014.11.13 05:04:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:CharacterNameWasTaken wrote:Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:Once a proud people, with purity of heart save for ritual sacrifices on alters to the gods, the Minmatar have since suffered immense degredation from outside invaders. Forced into minimum wage jobs, working illegally after tumultuous border crossings all with the hope to one day be citizens the Matar race has fought its way through centuries of dedicated servitude to found its own independence. The Gallente are known to be desended from the French, Amarr are Catholics, all the Asian bloodlines areGǪ well, Asian. The Matari? They're Mexicans, but no one will admit it. no they are black but you made me laugh. African/Scandinavian ^
I also believe that (strictly ideal wise) the Gallente are French, the Caldari are Chinese, and the Amarr are American.
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
8375
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Posted - 2014.11.13 05:10:00 -
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Children of the Federation! I am Sgt Kirk!
Cat Merc: Sgt Kirk is seven feet tall!
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his four eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[Federal Marines laugh]
I *am* Sgt Kirk! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Arkena Wyrnspire: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
[Federal Marines Cheer]
CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
7681
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Posted - 2014.11.13 05:33:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Children of the Federation! I am Sgt Kirk!
Cat Merc: Sgt Kirk is seven feet tall!
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Caldari with fireballs from his four eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[Federal Marines laugh]
I *am* Sgt Kirk! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Arkena Wyrnspire: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
[Federal Marines Cheer]
10/10 for the Arkena Cameo
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
14544
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Posted - 2014.11.13 05:36:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Children of the Federation! I am Sgt Kirk!
Cat Merc: Sgt Kirk is seven feet tall!
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Caldari with fireballs from his four eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[Federal Marines laugh]
I *am* Sgt Kirk! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Arkena Wyrnspire: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
[Federal Marines Cheer]
Not bad..... I was going to do a parody Generation Kill
"And here we have Aero Yassavi rolling around ****butt Pator looking for Dragons......"
"HeGÇÖs sorry. ThatGÇÖs his sorry faceGǪ. Just keep quiet for now and maybe you'll get through this."
-Kador Ouryon
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
8377
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Posted - 2014.11.13 05:41:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:10/10 for the Arkena Cameo It seemed like something he would say.
CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
7682
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Posted - 2014.11.13 05:59:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:10/10 for the Arkena Cameo It seemed like something he would say.
It's EXACTLY something he would say.
Now put me in there.
Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in!
FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
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XxWarlordxX97
BurgezzE.T.F
4395
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Posted - 2014.11.13 06:02:00 -
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Isk please
I don't rage,I get even
Send isk please
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
19021
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Posted - 2014.11.13 07:04:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:10/10 for the Arkena Cameo It seemed like something he would say. lies and slander
When have I ever feared the Caldari?
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
Currently challenging CCP Rattati for the queef
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1589
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Posted - 2014.11.13 10:23:00 -
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Please, let's get people who don't know anything about their own faction or any of the others to write 'about them'.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
793
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Posted - 2014.11.13 14:04:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Please, let's get people who don't know anything about their own faction or any of the others to write 'about them'. Would you, Sir Smartacus, like to try your hand in a duel of words? If not, may your faction forever ferment in perpetual ignorance.
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1590
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Posted - 2014.11.13 14:36:00 -
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LUGMOS wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Please, let's get people who don't know anything about their own faction or any of the others to write 'about them'. Would you, Sir Smartacus, like to try your hand in a duel of words? If not, may your faction forever ferment in perpetual ignorance.
Chances are I know more about the minmatar than you do. I doubt you have a naming tattoo.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
2990
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Posted - 2014.11.13 14:43:00 -
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I would've made a poem or verse for this, but this guy beat me to it.
R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS
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postapo wastelander
Wasteland Desert Rangers
634
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Posted - 2014.11.13 15:08:00 -
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I made this one some tie ago and i think its suits here for my faction
Quote:When the world When the world was ended When I When the others were blinded In that feel of eternity In pain Neverending Insecurity We became Became in something wrong What was never Ever more than strong In the shadows of our dust When we left everything Except the trust We became with blank white eyes In something beyond god Beyond the stars
and little bonus:
Quote:On the ground of old city Where rules just clear nigh We empower our gritty stance Through tired mind Power flowed and drain away We marching to fight Our souls sore and painfull One by one sight Becoming in oblivion Power around still flows But our minds our eyes Will not again grows
"Savvy"
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
4941
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Posted - 2014.11.13 15:24:00 -
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Dear (insert empire here) I am inquiring to your offer of reward in (theater) against (enemy faction) for (:reasons:).
I and my corporation hereby offer our services to your cause for a duration of (time hack here) for the sum of (Isk #) and rights to any recovered salvage.
Attached is the initial contract offer. We look forward to serving alongside your soldiers in the name of (empress/corp/Republic/tribe).
I am sure that you can count on both our discretion and loyalty for the duration of the contract. All classified information will of course be kept confidential for (time hack) or until declassified by your relevant authorities.
For a further fee of (ISK #) All operational considerations will be retained in confidence indefinitely.
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
794
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Posted - 2014.11.13 16:37:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:LUGMOS wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Please, let's get people who don't know anything about their own faction or any of the others to write 'about them'. Would you, Sir Smartacus, like to try your hand in a duel of words? If not, may your faction forever ferment in perpetual ignorance. Chances are I know more about the minmatar than you do. I doubt you have a naming tattoo. Chances probably are. I do not really care for the Minmatar, I only chose it two years ago when I started playing because the values then seemed good to follow. I would change my race portrait if I could,most likely Gallente.
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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