DUST Search - Is there a reason the Minmatar only have one eye open?

True Adamance wrote:

i gots kills wrote:

True Adamance wrote:

i gots kills wrote:

True Adamance wrote:

When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire!

Take my eye and I'll take your head...

You couldn't if you tried.

However if you get to the scene quickly enough you might be able to find my charred corpse after my Tank goes up in flames.

How? I... What? Charred corpse? Eh, but you shall never take my eye!

Now that the joke has worn thin...... I would assume it is a result of your technological level of production. As someone mentioned before I was led to believe that your "closed eye" contained your HUD as a result of inability to produce a technologically superior model of sensor suite that accommodated and allowed for the use of both eyes visual data.

Pages: 1 [2] :: one page

Author	Thread Statistics \| Show CCP posts - 0 post(s)
Alex-ZX Valor Coalition Red Whines. 14	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:21:00 - [31] - Quote True Adamance wrote: i gots kills wrote: True Adamance wrote: i gots kills wrote: True Adamance wrote: When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire! Take my eye and I'll take your head... You couldn't if you tried. However if you get to the scene quickly enough you might be able to find my charred corpse after my Tank goes up in flames. How? I... What? Charred corpse? Eh, but you shall never take my eye! Now that the joke has worn thin...... I would assume it is a result of your technological level of production. As someone mentioned before I was led to believe that your "closed eye" contained your HUD as a result of inability to produce a technologically superior model of sensor suite that accommodated and allowed for the use of both eyes visual data. Lol, amarrians maybe have the best technology, the bigger amount of isk and the larger amount of places in Eve, but there are also many things that amarrians won't have for a long time and those are 1.- Any officer projectile weaponry, cus a real Minmatar owns them 2.-Heavy weapon maybe in 2 years 3.-A dust dooms day device, (remote explosive) 4.-Real grandes 5.-the 50%that we took from ur funny lands in Fw (also we are winning in Fw, lol) 6.-Smg 7.- The super duct tape that keeps us free from overheating. Etc etc... Alex's modified ZX-030 HMG Luis' modified VC-107 CR Alex's modified VC-107 SMG *Owner of this beasts*
Atiim Heaven's Lost Property 13420	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:21:00 - [32] - Quote Eyes are overrated. The 1st Matari Commando -HAND
Joseph Ridgeson WarRavens Capital Punishment. 2331	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:24:00 - [33] - Quote You don't need depth perception when you are running and hiding behind the dirty planet burning Gallente. "This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
Alex-ZX Valor Coalition Red Whines. 14	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:27:00 - [34] - Quote Joseph Ridgeson wrote: You don't need depth perception when you are running and hiding behind the dirty planet burning Gallente. Gallentians didn't run in the battle for caldari space, ur race were whipped out lol also ur leviathan, all of that in caldari prime. Alex's modified ZX-030 HMG Luis' modified VC-107 CR Alex's modified VC-107 SMG *Owner of this beasts*
Vance Vyth G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance 92	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:28:00 - [35] - Quote beacause I ate all the minmatar eyes (a¦ê+ä-£a¦ê) n++Gö¦pâçGòÉGÇö _ - (a¦Ñ_a¦Ñ) "+60"
Pvt Numnutz Prophets of the Velocirapture 1899	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:35:00 - [36] - Quote There wasn't enough duck tape for the second eye piece, it rusted off, it injects rust straight to the dome, it carries an emergency reserve of duck tape, it creates less air resistance to run faster......I can go on. Master Skyshark rider Kaalaka dakka tamer
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 14129	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:36:00 - [37] - Quote Alex-ZX wrote: Lol, amarrians maybe have the best technology, the bigger amount of isk and the larger amount of places in Eve, but there are also many things that amarrians won't have for a long time and those are 1.- Any officer projectile weaponry, cus a real Minmatar owns them 2.-Heavy weapon maybe in 2 years 3.-A dust dooms day device, (remote explosive) 4.-Real grandes 5.-the 50%that we took from ur funny lands in Fw (also we are winning in Fw, lol) 6.-Smg 7.- The super duct tape that keeps us free from overheating. Etc etc... (( That was a ***** ** move dude......not cool)) GÇ£How does this all work then?GÇ¥ GÇ£Like so Choirboy.GÇ¥ Mila to Kador, Sub Zero Club, Shoashu Sasaanko
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 92	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:40:00 - [38] - Quote Alex-ZX wrote: Joseph Ridgeson wrote: You don't need depth perception when you are running and hiding behind the dirty planet burning Gallente. Gallentians didn't run in the battle for caldari space, ur race were whipped out lol also ur leviathan, all of that in caldari prime. I regret helping those Gallente bastards, and you, sir, do not want to insult the Caldari if you don't like reading '1,001 flaws about the Minmatar' "All war is the result of one man's madness."
Alex-ZX Valor Coalition Red Whines. 14	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:46:00 - [39] - Quote sir RAVEN WING wrote: Alex-ZX wrote: Joseph Ridgeson wrote: You don't need depth perception when you are running and hiding behind the dirty planet burning Gallente. Gallentians didn't run in the battle for caldari space, ur race were whipped out lol also ur leviathan, all of that in caldari prime. I regret helping those Gallente bastards, and you, sir, do not want to insult the Caldari if you don't like reading '1,001 flaws about the Minmatar' Of course we have flaws, but I have seen those caldarian shields before, lol Alex's modified ZX-030 HMG Luis' modified VC-107 CR Alex's modified VC-107 SMG *Owner of this beasts*
Crimson ShieId Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 1301	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:50:00 - [40] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Alex-ZX wrote: Lol, amarrians maybe have the best technology, the bigger amount of isk and the larger amount of places in Eve, but there are also many things that amarrians won't have for a long time and those are 1.- Any officer projectile weaponry, cus a real Minmatar owns them 2.-Heavy weapon maybe in 2 years 3.-A dust dooms day device, (remote explosive) 4.-Real grandes 5.-the 50%that we took from ur funny lands in Fw (also we are winning in Fw, lol) 6.-Smg 7.- The super duct tape that keeps us free from overheating. Etc etc... (( That was a ***** ** move dude......not cool)) Minmatar do tend to play dirty... especially in the bedroom. Don't believe me? Ask your Empress~ Sorry, I had to get in on this one. XD Look on the bright side though, True. Minmatar don't have any vehicles either. Perhaps your factions can find some common ground in the lack of a full arsenal? Nova Knives are best sidearm.

TIGER SHARK1501 Savage Bullet 50	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:52:00 - [41] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: TIGER SHARK1501 wrote: Fans of Nick Fury? Most valid answer. You win cookie. End thread. Hurray!!
Black Eagle495 Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic 9	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:57:00 - [42] - Quote True Adamance wrote: i gots kills wrote: True Adamance wrote: i gots kills wrote: True Adamance wrote: When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire! Take my eye and I'll take your head... You couldn't if you tried. However if you get to the scene quickly enough you might be able to find my charred corpse after my Tank goes up in flames. How? I... What? Charred corpse? Eh, but you shall never take my eye! Now that the joke has worn thin...... I would assume it is a result of your technological level of production. As someone mentioned before I was led to believe that your "closed eye" contained your HUD as a result of inability to produce a technologically superior model of sensor suite that accommodated and allowed for the use of both eyes visual data. I like to think of it as the minmatar's way of keeping our suits working in any possible condition. If an EMP were go off all suits but minmatar suits would be blind, while we would have one eye to shoot all the headless chickens. This also explains why minmatar orbital support is EMP (wish it blinded people though).
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 14130	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:57:00 - [43] - Quote Alex-ZX wrote: Joseph Ridgeson wrote: You don't need depth perception when you are running and hiding behind the dirty planet burning Gallente. Gallentians didn't run in the battle for caldari space, ur race were whipped out lol also ur leviathan, all of that in caldari prime. The Caldari actually were the victors planet side though securing an exclusion zone and the rights for Ishukone to negotiate with the Federation after Heth's removal and subsequent disappearance. Now the Caldari hold soverignty over roughly half of the planet if I am not mistaken though their access to the Luminaire system is somewhat restricted. Speaking in terms of repercussions of the Caldari Prime the State proved it was able to mass an incredibly powerful armed force and strike right into the heart of the Federation and audaciously station a titan over the planet for months, secondly it proved that in the tradition of true patriotism to the State Admiral Yanala refused to fire the Doomsday weapon against civilian targets even when ordered. Contrary to that callous Federal pilots shot down the vessel over the planet which could have caused catastrophic numbers of casualties had it hit inhabited areas and almost caused and ecological disaster which could have seen the planet exposed to the toxic warp drive run offs. More over Operation Highlander and its handling in the following months was nothing short of embarrassing for the Federation. GÇ£How does this all work then?GÇ¥ GÇ£Like so Choirboy.GÇ¥ Mila to Kador, Sub Zero Club, Shoashu Sasaanko
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 14130	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:58:00 - [44] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: True Adamance wrote: Alex-ZX wrote: Lol, amarrians maybe have the best technology, the bigger amount of isk and the larger amount of places in Eve, but there are also many things that amarrians won't have for a long time and those are 1.- Any officer projectile weaponry, cus a real Minmatar owns them 2.-Heavy weapon maybe in 2 years 3.-A dust dooms day device, (remote explosive) 4.-Real grandes 5.-the 50%that we took from ur funny lands in Fw (also we are winning in Fw, lol) 6.-Smg 7.- The super duct tape that keeps us free from overheating. Etc etc... (( That was a ***** ** move dude......not cool)) Minmatar do tend to play dirty... especially in the bedroom. Don't believe me? Ask your Empress~ Sorry, I had to get in on this one. XD Look on the bright side though, True. Minmatar don't have any vehicles either. Perhaps your factions can find some common ground in the lack of a full arsenal? I will get Ratatti to introduce Minmatar and Amarr HAV. I want those Artillery Turrets too! GÇ£How does this all work then?GÇ¥ GÇ£Like so Choirboy.GÇ¥ Mila to Kador, Sub Zero Club, Shoashu Sasaanko
Immortal John Ripper 25534	Posted - 2014.11.04 03:58:00 - [45] - Quote They are eye organ donars for amarr. we have a huge surpluss of extra eyes. and the empress decreed that no ammar will ever go blind. Jadek sent me a song and it touched my heart. <3 Consider my heart molested
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 14131	Posted - 2014.11.04 04:00:00 - [46] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: They are eye organ donars for amarr. we have a huge surpluss of extra eyes. and the empress decreed that no ammar will ever go blind. * Claps with tears in eyes Oh John Ripper you're every young Amarrian woman's hero! GÇ£How does this all work then?GÇ¥ GÇ£Like so Choirboy.GÇ¥ Mila to Kador, Sub Zero Club, Shoashu Sasaanko
howard sanchez 997	Posted - 2014.11.04 04:29:00 - [47] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Besides just being to lazy to cut the other one out. Because they're all one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eaters Show off your Quafe
tander09 KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 159	Posted - 2014.11.04 04:35:00 - [48] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: They are eye organ donars for amarr. we have a huge surpluss of extra eyes. and the empress decreed that no amarr will ever go blind. I thought the reason for the extra eyes were for us amarrians to have a mind eye(or should I say, a third eye). "If the gallente brainwash me again, they shall be purged by God himself!" -Nexle Skimfuse AMARRIAN4LYFE
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 92	Posted - 2014.11.04 04:40:00 - [49] - Quote tander09 wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: They are eye organ donars for amarr. we have a huge surpluss of extra eyes. and the empress decreed that no amarr will ever go blind. I thought the reason for the extra eyes were for us amarrians to have a mind eye(or should I say, a third eye). Where the third eye exactly? "All war is the result of one man's madness."
Awesome Pantaloons Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 651	Posted - 2014.11.04 04:42:00 - [50] - Quote They cover one eye because they know that by not following our Faith they are nearly blind. Seid ihr das essen? Nein! Wir sind der jager!

THUNDERGROOVE Fatal Absolution 1158	Posted - 2014.11.04 04:59:00 - [51] - Quote [quote=True Adamance]we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave [quote] And thus, another reason why an ice cream scooper isn't a unitasker. I hope someone got the reference.. Amarrica! It's Not Safe to Swim
danthrax martin Immortal Guides 177	Posted - 2014.11.04 05:31:00 - [52] - Quote Mr. Peanut took it? Pro Galmando - Gal Sentinel Suicidal A/V Moron I shall overcome spellcheck
sir RAVEN WING Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate 92	Posted - 2014.11.04 05:35:00 - [53] - Quote They have two eyes! The scouts anyway... "All war is the result of one man's madness."


Pages: 1 [2] :: one page
First page \| Previous page \| Next page \| Last page

Consider my heart molested