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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 02:11:00 -
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When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire!
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 02:15:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:True Adamance wrote:When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire! The Gallente have four eyes. Twice the eyes twice the vision!!
You guys are just dorks.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 02:20:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Early every morning, Odin, the father of all the gods, sat on his throne in a golden hall of Asgard. With his two wolves at his feet, and his two ravens, Huginn and Muginn, on his shoulders, he surveyed all the nine worlds. As the sun rose, Odin sent Huginn and Muginn out across the universe. The ravens visited the nine worlds, questioning the living and the dead. Then they returned at nightfall and whispered in OdinGÇÖs ear all they had seen and heard.
But one day, Odin decided that he had to gain for himself all the worldGÇÖs wisdom and memory. To achieve this, he had to drink from the magic waters of MimirGÇÖs well. Odin set out from Asgard and traveled to Jotunheim, the land of the frost giants. When he arrived at the magic well, Odin stood before the enormous head of the god Mimir. Though MimirGÇÖs head had been severed from his body in the war between the Aesir and Vanir gods, he still had great wisdom and memory and the power of speech.
GÇ£I must have a drink from your wellGÇ¥ said Odin.
GÇ£Indeed?GÇ¥ asked Mimir. GÇ£Even a god must sacrifice in exchange for a drink from my waters.GÇ£
GÇ£Tell me what you wish me to sacrificeGÇ¥ said Odin.
GÇ£You must give me one of your eyesGÇ¥ said Mimir.
GÇ£An eye is a small price to pay for all the wisdom and memory of the nine worlds.GÇ¥ said Odin.
Odin plucked out one eye and gave it to Mimir. In exchange, Mimir gave him a drink from his magic well. And there the eye of Odin stayed, shining up through the water, a sign to all who came to that place of the price the Father of the Gods had paid for his wisdom.
Boring, lacking in any real significance to the reason Minmatar only have one eye, totally uninformative on the subject of interesting mythology, and you smell!
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 02:29:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:The covered eye holds the HUD if I remember correctly.
Also: I'll get you for spouting that BS amandance, just you wait you shiny bastard.
Nonsense.... everything I have said here today is the truth. I even have your eye in a little jar. If you want it back then give yourself over to the Faith
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 02:40:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:PLAYSTTION wrote:True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:True Adamance wrote:When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire! The Gallente have four eyes. Twice the eyes twice the vision!! You guys are just dorks. Dorks with double the eyesight and the better way of armour tanking, and better weapons. The only thing your good for is laser rifles. The Gallente are also great to have at a party, you Amarr can't hold your drinks for damn. By the way you golden bits know you don't need to always be covered from the neck down right? Do you even realise how many straps are on your woman's clothes, IT'S ALOT!
Yeah..... Aero did get righteously drunk at the last Praetoriate Celebrations we attended.
But we have one thing you Gallente ain't got jack on.
Space Nuns....... wanna know what they wear under those habits....it'd surprise you....that's something no Gallentean can go past.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 02:55:00 -
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i gots kills wrote:True Adamance wrote:When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire! Take my eye and I'll take your head...
You couldn't if you tried.
However if you get to the scene quickly enough you might be able to find my charred corpse after my Tank goes up in flames.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 02:59:00 -
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i gots kills wrote:True Adamance wrote:i gots kills wrote:True Adamance wrote:When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire! Take my eye and I'll take your head... You couldn't if you tried. However if you get to the scene quickly enough you might be able to find my charred corpse after my Tank goes up in flames. How? I... What? Charred corpse? Eh, but you shall never take my eye!
Now that the joke has worn thin...... I would assume it is a result of your technological level of production. As someone mentioned before I was led to believe that your "closed eye" contained your HUD as a result of inability to produce a technologically superior model of sensor suite that accommodated and allowed for the use of both eyes visual data.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 03:18:00 -
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JIMvc2 wrote:JIMvc2 wrote:True Adamance wrote:When the Amarr let the Minmatar run away (yeah we let them) we took the right eye of every Minmatar slave so that them might come to understand a lesson we were trying to teach them. And so that once they returned to us and found their Faith we would return their right eye to them so that they too could look upon the glory of Gods Empire! Bullshit. You take an eye from the Minmatar and I'll take your scrambler rifle and charge it up on every Amarr's head including the Queen. Half the time the queen doesn't know what she's talking about that half of it just bull. Don't make me use my Plasma Cannon and Flaylock because you won't survive.
The Amarr do not subscribe to such a system. Instead we adhere to the rulings of a single Emperor or Empress who has triumphed over the other respective Heir candidates, endorsed by their ritual suicide, and chosen of God to rule over all that lies beneath the heavens.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 03:36:00 -
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Alex-ZX wrote:
Lol, amarrians maybe have the best technology, the bigger amount of isk and the larger amount of places in Eve, but there are also many things that amarrians won't have for a long time and those are 1.- Any officer projectile weaponry, cus a real Minmatar owns them 2.-Heavy weapon maybe in 2 years 3.-A dust dooms day device, (remote explosive) 4.-Real grandes 5.-the 50%that we took from ur funny lands in Fw (also we are winning in Fw, lol) 6.-Smg 7.- The super duct tape that keeps us free from overheating. Etc etc...
(( That was a ******* **** move dude......not cool))
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 03:57:00 -
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Alex-ZX wrote:Joseph Ridgeson wrote:You don't need depth perception when you are running and hiding behind the dirty planet burning Gallente. Gallentians didn't run in the battle for caldari space, ur race were whipped out lol also ur leviathan, all of that in caldari prime.
The Caldari actually were the victors planet side though securing an exclusion zone and the rights for Ishukone to negotiate with the Federation after Heth's removal and subsequent disappearance. Now the Caldari hold soverignty over roughly half of the planet if I am not mistaken though their access to the Luminaire system is somewhat restricted.
Speaking in terms of repercussions of the Caldari Prime the State proved it was able to mass an incredibly powerful armed force and strike right into the heart of the Federation and audaciously station a titan over the planet for months, secondly it proved that in the tradition of true patriotism to the State Admiral Yanala refused to fire the Doomsday weapon against civilian targets even when ordered.
Contrary to that callous Federal pilots shot down the vessel over the planet which could have caused catastrophic numbers of casualties had it hit inhabited areas and almost caused and ecological disaster which could have seen the planet exposed to the toxic warp drive run offs.
More over Operation Highlander and its handling in the following months was nothing short of embarrassing for the Federation.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 03:58:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:True Adamance wrote:Alex-ZX wrote:
Lol, amarrians maybe have the best technology, the bigger amount of isk and the larger amount of places in Eve, but there are also many things that amarrians won't have for a long time and those are 1.- Any officer projectile weaponry, cus a real Minmatar owns them 2.-Heavy weapon maybe in 2 years 3.-A dust dooms day device, (remote explosive) 4.-Real grandes 5.-the 50%that we took from ur funny lands in Fw (also we are winning in Fw, lol) 6.-Smg 7.- The super duct tape that keeps us free from overheating. Etc etc...
(( That was a ******* **** move dude......not cool)) Minmatar do tend to play dirty... especially in the bedroom. Don't believe me? Ask your Empress~ Sorry, I had to get in on this one. XD Look on the bright side though, True. Minmatar don't have any vehicles either. Perhaps your factions can find some common ground in the lack of a full arsenal?
I will get Ratatti to introduce Minmatar and Amarr HAV. I want those Artillery Turrets too!
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.11.04 04:00:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:They are eye organ donars for amarr. we have a huge surpluss of extra eyes.
and the empress decreed that no ammar will ever go blind.
* Claps with tears in eyes
Oh John Ripper you're every young Amarrian woman's hero!
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