DUST Search - Crimson ShieId Pimpslapped Me

Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:

So I'm on Manus Peak going all BEP-BEP-BEP with my GB-9, bein all cool, gettin sum kilz, when I see dude runnin straight at me like a newb with no strafe.
I'm like "Want some of this? Come at me bro, I got something for your punk assss---WTF"
He was all up in my face and I'm like "But you wuz just way over there a second ago. BACK UP BACK UP"
And he's all "Float like a butterfly"
I start backpedaling and he starts WHAP
And I say "STAHP IT, I'm trying to SHOOT you!"
And he's "Sting like a bee"
And I'm "Quit it, QUIT IT! Someone, MAKE HIM STOP, he's got KNIVES!"

WHAP

Oh no. Down I go.
And then the screen of shame: Crimson ShieId....MELEE-1038

Melee. MELEE? No that must be wrong. Look, crossed swords, that must mean Nova Knives right?
No, clearly says Melee... 1038 damage.
Ouch. I think those hits did more damage to my pride than they did my toon.
I could swear now, upon recollection, that the sound his backhand made when it hit my face was something like....

"BEYOTCH".

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Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 414	Posted - 2014.11.01 01:23:00 - [1] - Quote So I'm on Manus Peak going all BEP-BEP-BEP with my GB-9, bein all cool, gettin sum kilz, when I see dude runnin straight at me like a non strafing newb. I'm like "Want some of this? Come at me bro, I got something for your punk assssWTF" He was all up in my face and I'm like "But you wuz just way over there a second ago. BACK UP BACK UP" And he's all "Float like a butterfly" I start backpedaling and he starts WHAP and I say "STAHP IT" And he's "Sting like a bee" And I'm "Quit it, QUIT IT! Someone, MAKE HIM STOP, he's got KNIVES!" WHAP Oh no. Down I go. And then the screen of shame: Crimson ShieId....MELEE-1038 Melee. MELEE? No that must be wrong. Look, crossed swords, that must mean Nova Knives right? No, clearly says Melee... 1038 damage. Ouch. I think those hits did even more damage to my pride. I could swear now upon recolection that the sound they made was something like "BEYOTCH". AKA - StarVenger
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 4302	Posted - 2014.11.01 01:29:00 - [2] - Quote To the biomass station with you scub jebus! (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
Fizzer XCIV Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire 770	Posted - 2014.11.01 01:33:00 - [3] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: BEP-BEP-BEP Swag-suit4lyfe!
Crimson ShieId Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 1240	Posted - 2014.11.01 01:55:00 - [4] - Quote I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way? Nova Knives are best sidearm.
sir RAVEN WING Mors Effera 39	Posted - 2014.11.01 01:57:00 - [5] - Quote This gave me a good laugh. Creative with guns
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 420	Posted - 2014.11.01 02:38:00 - [6] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way? Always happy to add some humor. What suit? Heh, yeah, well, I was running a mumble mumble mumble. What's that? Speak up? Oh, sorry. I was running a cough Minmitar mumble cough mumble. What? Still...still couldn't hear me? Ok, fine. FINE! I was wearing a Militia Minmitar Heavy Frame. Look...See? Now they are all laughing at me. I get 999 ehp with it if that's what you were wondering... you big bully AKA - StarVenger
G Felix KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 84	Posted - 2014.11.01 02:46:00 - [7] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way? Always happy to add some humor. What suit? Heh, yeah, well, I was running a mumble mumble mumble. What's that? Speak up? Oh, sorry. I was running a cough Minmitar mumble cough mumble. What? Still...still couldn't hear me? Ok, fine. FINE! I was wearing a Militia Minmitar Heavy Frame. Look...See? Now they are all laughing at me. I get 999 ehp with it if that's what you were wondering... you big bully I was running a MLT Min Heavy with a complex shield extender, a complex armor repper, a boundless HMG, and nova knives last night for a couple matches. Then I realized I had clearly had too much to drink, and went to bed. Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
medomai grey WarRavens Capital Punishment. 1073	Posted - 2014.11.01 02:52:00 - [8] - Quote That was entertaining. How to balance cloaks.
Crimson ShieId Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 1241	Posted - 2014.11.01 03:14:00 - [9] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way? Always happy to add some humor. What suit? Heh, yeah, well, I was running a mumble mumble mumble. What's that? Speak up? Oh, sorry. I was running a cough Minmitar mumble cough mumble. What? Still...still couldn't hear me? Ok, fine. FINE! I was wearing a Militia Minmitar Heavy Frame. Look...See? Now they are all laughing at me. I get 999 ehp with it if that's what you were wondering... you big bully Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Heavies are my favorite targets~ Nova Knives are best sidearm.
VK deathslaer Vengeance Unbound RISE of LEGION 155	Posted - 2014.11.01 03:19:00 - [10] - Quote you need to get your basic ass back to school or at least find Jesus. Cuz you are one dumb idiot

Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 424	Posted - 2014.11.01 03:28:00 - [11] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed? AKA - StarVenger
MrShooter01 Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 958	Posted - 2014.11.01 03:36:00 - [12] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed? ~~Actually, i've heard she's pretty into kinky galllente~~ POST BRANDED AS HERESY BY THE THEOLOGY COUNCIL
sir RAVEN WING Mors Effera 44	Posted - 2014.11.01 03:39:00 - [13] - Quote MrShooter01 wrote: Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed? ~~Actually, i've heard she's pretty into kinky galllente~~ POST BRANDED AS HERESY BY THE THEOLOGY COUNCIL ~~No, she's into the minmatar girls, didn't you know?~~ POST BRANDED AS HERESY BY THE THEOLOGY COUNCIL Creative with guns
PARKOUR PRACTIONER G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance 2191	Posted - 2014.11.01 06:05:00 - [14] - Quote Bump cause entertainment. PSN Sil4ntChaozz Scout Devottee, Mk.0/Gk.0, Avid Nova Knifer, Pirate Ninja In ten mins ill be fine dont worry about it
sir RAVEN WING Mors Effera 47	Posted - 2014.11.01 06:14:00 - [15] - Quote ~~Bump for the minmatar loving empress!~~ POST BRANDED AS HERESY BY THEOLOGY COUNCIL Creative with guns
sir RAVEN WING Mors Effera 53	Posted - 2014.11.01 07:11:00 - [16] - Quote I just did this same thing (I knifed :D) Creative with guns
Kira Takizawa The Exemplars Top Men. 226	Posted - 2014.11.01 08:09:00 - [17] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way? Well reading this and gave a few million to see it happen I'm beyond happy right now
sir RAVEN WING Mors Effera 55	Posted - 2014.11.01 09:03:00 - [18] - Quote Okay I was like "Yeah gonna get mah shotty killz now" when I see a scout sitting, waiting I was like "There's me target" but he shot my shields to 0 then I was like "Ninja! whap whap whap" as I beat him with my NK over and ovar again but he was like "Haiy you killed my digital copy!" And he flys from down the hall "Ba what? I ~~know~~ thought I killed you!" Hate mail came next (That was my version taken from lag central itself :p) Creative with guns
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1518	Posted - 2014.11.01 12:33:00 - [19] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: So I'm on Manus Peak going all BEP-BEP-BEP with my GB-9, bein all cool, gettin sum kilz, when I see dude runnin straight at me like a newb with no strafe. I'm like "Want some of this? Come at me bro, I got something for your punk assss---WTF" He was all up in my face and I'm like "But you wuz just way over there a second ago. BACK UP BACK UP" And he's all "Float like a butterfly" I start backpedaling and he starts WHAP And I say "STAHP IT, I'm trying to SHOOT you!" And he's "Sting like a bee" And I'm "Quit it, QUIT IT! Someone, MAKE HIM STOP, he's got KNIVES!" WHAP Oh no. Down I go. And then the screen of shame: Crimson ShieId....MELEE-1038 Melee. MELEE? No that must be wrong. Look, crossed swords, that must mean Nova Knives right? No, clearly says Melee... 1038 damage. Ouch. I think those hits did more damage to my pride than they did my toon. I could swear now, upon recollection, that the sound his backhand made when it hit my face was something like.... "BEYOTCH". sounds like a monofib Minja [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Crimson ShieId Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 1259	Posted - 2014.11.01 14:31:00 - [20] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed? I'm a little embarrassed to say I didn't notice your sig until you mentioned it. I couldn't remember punching you for the life of me, usually pay attention to the names at the end of the match and I was doubting I could have missed yours, but then I realized my mistake. XD Seems I've got one more forum name to memorize. Nova Knives are best sidearm.

Crimson ShieId Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 1262	Posted - 2014.11.01 14:33:00 - [21] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: sounds like a monofib Minja Assault MK.0 actually. I've got a Myfobril Minja addict as well, I generally get better results from the assault when punching, and the melee damage is about 100 points higher. Nova Knives are best sidearm.
Arirana Ancient Exiles. 725	Posted - 2014.11.01 17:13:00 - [22] - Quote So when I do it lately, I still get accused of glitching, but when someone else does it its the most impressive sh** ever. Melee glitch was fixed a year ago but when someone dies to my flicker jab now they swear up and down I'm cheating, because admitting they got outplayed by a dude with no range and no glitch is unfathomable.
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 453	Posted - 2014.11.01 17:20:00 - [23] - Quote ^ Cheater AKA - StarVenger
sir RAVEN WING Mors Effera 61	Posted - 2014.11.01 17:30:00 - [24] - Quote Arirana wrote: So when I do it lately, I still get accused of glitching, but when someone else does it its the most impressive sh** ever. Melee glitch was fixed a year ago but when someone dies to my flicker jab now they swear up and down I'm cheating, because admitting they got outplayed by a dude with no range and no glitch is unfathomable. I wouldn't, of course that's given the fact we would have been put in an intense 'dance' which one strike (Unless I land it xD melee with knives is faster :p) would kill and if I lost (and we can all accurately guess that I would lose) I would be planning payback in the form of Plasma encased AR ammunition. Creative with guns


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