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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.11.01 01:23:00 -
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So I'm on Manus Peak going all BEP-BEP-BEP with my GB-9, bein all cool, gettin sum kilz, when I see dude runnin straight at me like a non strafing newb.
I'm like "Want some of this? Come at me bro, I got something for your punk assssWTF"
He was all up in my face and I'm like "But you wuz just way over there a second ago. BACK UP BACK UP"
And he's all "Float like a butterfly"
I start backpedaling and he starts WHAP and I say "STAHP IT"
And he's "Sting like a bee"
And I'm "Quit it, QUIT IT! Someone, MAKE HIM STOP, he's got KNIVES!"
WHAP
Oh no. Down I go.
And then the screen of shame: Crimson ShieId....MELEE-1038
Melee. MELEE? No that must be wrong. Look, crossed swords, that must mean Nova Knives right?
No, clearly says Melee... 1038 damage.
Ouch. I think those hits did even more damage to my pride. I could swear now upon recolection that the sound they made was something like "BEYOTCH".
AKA - StarVenger
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
4302
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Posted - 2014.11.01 01:29:00 -
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To the biomass station with you scub jebus!
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
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Fizzer XCIV
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
770
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Posted - 2014.11.01 01:33:00 -
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Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:BEP-BEP-BEP
Swag-suit4lyfe!
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
1240
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Posted - 2014.11.01 01:55:00 -
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I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way?
Nova Knives are best sidearm.
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sir RAVEN WING
Mors Effera
39
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Posted - 2014.11.01 01:57:00 -
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This gave me a good laugh.
Creative with guns
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
420
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Posted - 2014.11.01 02:38:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way?  Always happy to add some humor.
What suit?
Heh, yeah, well, I was running a *mumble mumble mumble*.
What's that? Speak up? Oh, sorry.
I was running a *cough* Minmitar *mumble cough mumble*.
What? Still...still couldn't hear me?
Ok, fine. FINE!
I was wearing a Militia Minmitar Heavy Frame.
Look...See? Now they are all laughing at me.
I get 999 ehp with it if that's what you were wondering...
you big bully
AKA - StarVenger
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G Felix
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
84
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Posted - 2014.11.01 02:46:00 -
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Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way? Always happy to add some humor. What suit? Heh, yeah, well, I was running a * mumble mumble mumble*. What's that? Speak up? Oh, sorry. I was running a * cough* Minmitar *mumble cough mumble*. What? Still...still couldn't hear me? Ok, fine. FINE!I was wearing a Militia Minmitar Heavy Frame. Look...See? Now they are all laughing at me. I get 999 ehp with it if that's what you were wondering... you big bully
I was running a MLT Min Heavy with a complex shield extender, a complex armor repper, a boundless HMG, and nova knives last night for a couple matches. Then I realized I had clearly had too much to drink, and went to bed.
Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
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medomai grey
WarRavens
Capital Punishment.
1073
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Posted - 2014.11.01 02:52:00 -
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That was entertaining.
How to balance cloaks.
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
1241
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Posted - 2014.11.01 03:14:00 -
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Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way? Always happy to add some humor. What suit? Heh, yeah, well, I was running a * mumble mumble mumble*. What's that? Speak up? Oh, sorry. I was running a * cough* Minmitar *mumble cough mumble*. What? Still...still couldn't hear me? Ok, fine. FINE!I was wearing a Militia Minmitar Heavy Frame. Look...See? Now they are all laughing at me. I get 999 ehp with it if that's what you were wondering... you big bully
Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~
Heavies are my favorite targets~
Nova Knives are best sidearm.
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VK deathslaer
Vengeance Unbound
RISE of LEGION
155
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Posted - 2014.11.01 03:19:00 -
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you need to get your basic ass back to school or at least find Jesus. Cuz you are one dumb idiot |
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
424
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Posted - 2014.11.01 03:28:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed?
AKA - StarVenger
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MrShooter01
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
958
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Posted - 2014.11.01 03:36:00 -
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Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed?
Actually, i've heard she's pretty into kinky galllente
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sir RAVEN WING
Mors Effera
44
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Posted - 2014.11.01 03:39:00 -
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MrShooter01 wrote:Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed? Actually, i've heard she's pretty into kinky galllente POST BRANDED AS HERESY BY THE THEOLOGY COUNCIL
No, she's into the minmatar girls, didn't you know?
POST BRANDED AS HERESY BY THE THEOLOGY COUNCIL
Creative with guns
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
2191
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Posted - 2014.11.01 06:05:00 -
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Bump cause entertainment.
PSN Sil4ntChaozz
Scout Devottee, Mk.0/Gk.0, Avid Nova Knifer, Pirate Ninja
In ten mins ill be fine dont worry about it
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sir RAVEN WING
Mors Effera
47
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Posted - 2014.11.01 06:14:00 -
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Bump for the minmatar loving empress!
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Creative with guns
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sir RAVEN WING
Mors Effera
53
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Posted - 2014.11.01 07:11:00 -
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I just did this same thing (I knifed :D)
Creative with guns
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Kira Takizawa
The Exemplars
Top Men.
226
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Posted - 2014.11.01 08:09:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way?
Well reading this and gave a few million to see it happen I'm beyond happy right now  |
sir RAVEN WING
Mors Effera
55
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Posted - 2014.11.01 09:03:00 -
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Okay I was like "Yeah gonna get mah shotty killz now" when I see a scout sitting, waiting
I was like "There's me target"
but he shot my shields to 0
then I was like "Ninja! whap whap whap" as I beat him with my NK over and ovar again
but he was like "Haiy you killed my digital copy!" And he flys from down the hall
"Ba what? I know thought I killed you!"
Hate mail came next
(That was my version taken from lag central itself :p)
Creative with guns
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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
1518
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Posted - 2014.11.01 12:33:00 -
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Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:So I'm on Manus Peak going all BEP-BEP-BEP with my GB-9, bein all cool, gettin sum kilz, when I see dude runnin straight at me like a newb with no strafe.
I'm like "Want some of this? Come at me bro, I got something for your punk assss---WTF"
He was all up in my face and I'm like "But you wuz just way over there a second ago. BACK UP BACK UP"
And he's all "Float like a butterfly"
I start backpedaling and he starts WHAP
And I say "STAHP IT, I'm trying to SHOOT you!"
And he's "Sting like a bee"
And I'm "Quit it, QUIT IT! Someone, MAKE HIM STOP, he's got KNIVES!"
WHAP
Oh no. Down I go.
And then the screen of shame: Crimson ShieId....MELEE-1038
Melee. MELEE? No that must be wrong. Look, crossed swords, that must mean Nova Knives right?
No, clearly says Melee... 1038 damage.
Ouch. I think those hits did more damage to my pride than they did my toon.
I could swear now, upon recollection, that the sound his backhand made when it hit my face was something like....
"BEYOTCH".
sounds like a monofib Minja
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
1259
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Posted - 2014.11.01 14:31:00 -
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Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed?
I'm a little embarrassed to say I didn't notice your sig until you mentioned it. I couldn't remember punching you for the life of me, usually pay attention to the names at the end of the match and I was doubting I could have missed yours, but then I realized my mistake. XD Seems I've got one more forum name to memorize.
Nova Knives are best sidearm.
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
1262
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Posted - 2014.11.01 14:33:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: sounds like a monofib Minja
Assault MK.0 actually. I've got a Myfobril Minja addict as well, I generally get better results from the assault when punching, and the melee damage is about 100 points higher.
Nova Knives are best sidearm.
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Arirana
Ancient Exiles.
725
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Posted - 2014.11.01 17:13:00 -
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So when I do it lately, I still get accused of glitching, but when someone else does it its the most impressive sh** ever.
Melee glitch was fixed a year ago but when someone dies to my flicker jab now they swear up and down I'm cheating, because admitting they got outplayed by a dude with no range and no glitch is unfathomable. |
Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
453
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Posted - 2014.11.01 17:20:00 -
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^ Cheater
AKA - StarVenger
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sir RAVEN WING
Mors Effera
61
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Posted - 2014.11.01 17:30:00 -
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Arirana wrote:So when I do it lately, I still get accused of glitching, but when someone else does it its the most impressive sh** ever.
Melee glitch was fixed a year ago but when someone dies to my flicker jab now they swear up and down I'm cheating, because admitting they got outplayed by a dude with no range and no glitch is unfathomable.
I wouldn't, of course that's given the fact we would have been put in an intense 'dance' which one strike (Unless I land it xD melee with knives is faster :p) would kill and if I lost (and we can all accurately guess that I would lose) I would be planning payback in the form of Plasma encased AR ammunition.
Creative with guns
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