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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.11.01 01:23:00 -
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So I'm on Manus Peak going all BEP-BEP-BEP with my GB-9, bein all cool, gettin sum kilz, when I see dude runnin straight at me like a non strafing newb.
I'm like "Want some of this? Come at me bro, I got something for your punk assssWTF"
He was all up in my face and I'm like "But you wuz just way over there a second ago. BACK UP BACK UP"
And he's all "Float like a butterfly"
I start backpedaling and he starts WHAP and I say "STAHP IT"
And he's "Sting like a bee"
And I'm "Quit it, QUIT IT! Someone, MAKE HIM STOP, he's got KNIVES!"
WHAP
Oh no. Down I go.
And then the screen of shame: Crimson ShieId....MELEE-1038
Melee. MELEE? No that must be wrong. Look, crossed swords, that must mean Nova Knives right?
No, clearly says Melee... 1038 damage.
Ouch. I think those hits did even more damage to my pride. I could swear now upon recolection that the sound they made was something like "BEYOTCH".
AKA - StarVenger
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
420
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Posted - 2014.11.01 02:38:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:I was really down in the dumps, but reading this legitimately cheered me up. Thanks man. What suit were you running by the way?  Always happy to add some humor.
What suit?
Heh, yeah, well, I was running a *mumble mumble mumble*.
What's that? Speak up? Oh, sorry.
I was running a *cough* Minmitar *mumble cough mumble*.
What? Still...still couldn't hear me?
Ok, fine. FINE!
I was wearing a Militia Minmitar Heavy Frame.
Look...See? Now they are all laughing at me.
I get 999 ehp with it if that's what you were wondering...
you big bully
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.11.01 03:28:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:Oooooooooo~! Looks like someone isn't being faithful to the Empress~ Hehe~ Oh Truuuuuuue~ Time to discipline one of the heretics~ Uh-oh. I'm gone be BIG trouble I guess. I don't even run this toon anymore. I run a Gallente goes by the name in my sig. Think Empress will be pissed?
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.11.01 17:20:00 -
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^ Cheater
AKA - StarVenger
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