DUST Search - By Jove, Pyrex was right about something

Aisha Ctarl wrote:

NOTE - I am NOT a tanker.

So it is your typical domination match on fractured road and things are going well when I realize that we have ZERO tanks on the field while murder taxis are running rampant, and the reds are grouping up in nice packs of sixteen for the slaughtering.

I grudgingly decide "fine, I'll be the tanker this match" and whip out my el cheapo Soma.

So I'm tanking, happily busting LAV's and blasting red dots when I spot A WILD MADRUGAR! I figure that this is it and I'm about to get blastoed, by I try anyway and engage. For some reason the dude is terrified and runs into his redline then recalls his tank.

Odd.

I go on my merry way and blasto more red dots when DUN DUN DUN - A RAIL TANK APPEARS!

Ok now I know I'm screwed and I pretty much accept my fate until for some obscure reason, images of Pyrex ramming into rail tanks and blasting them pops into my mind's eye. I activate my fuel injector and ram into this dude full speed and start blasting.

1 Rail tank down.

OH BOY PYREX WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT AMAZING TROLL HE IS!

He spawns another rail tank a while later and I simply activate the fuel injector, ram, blast away, and take him out again.

I proceed to do this to this poor sap 3 more times.

Thank you Pyrex for your trolling ways...they actually proved effective in this circumstance.

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Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4493	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:42:00 - [1] - Quote NOTE - I am NOT a tanker. So it is your typical domination match on fractured road and things are going well when I realize that we have ZERO tanks on the field while murder taxis are running rampant, and the reds are grouping up in nice packs of sixteen for the slaughtering. I grudgingly decide "fine, I'll be the tanker this match" and whip out my el cheapo Soma. So I'm tanking, happily busting LAV's and blasting red dots when I spot A WILD MADRUGAR! I figure that this is it and I'm about to get blastoed, by I try anyway and engage. For some reason the dude is terrified and runs into his redline then recalls his tank. Odd. I go on my merry way and blasto more red dots when DUN DUN DUN - A RAIL TANK APPEARS! Ok now I know I'm screwed and I pretty much accept my fate until for some obscure reason, images of Pyrex ramming into rail tanks and blasting them pops into my mind's eye. I activate my fuel injector and ram into this dude full speed and start blasting. 1 Rail tank down. OH BOY PYREX WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT AMAZING TROLL HE IS! He spawns another rail tank a while later and I simply activate the fuel injector, ram, blast away, and take him out again. I proceed to do this to this poor sap 3 more times. Thank you Pyrex for your trolling ways...they actually proved effective in this circumstance. I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
jerrmy12 kahoalii Proficiency V. 1080	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:47:00 - [2] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: NOTE - I am NOT a tanker. So it is your typical domination match on fractured road and things are going well when I realize that we have ZERO tanks on the field while murder taxis are running rampant, and the reds are grouping up in nice packs of sixteen for the slaughtering. I grudgingly decide "fine, I'll be the tanker this match" and whip out my el cheapo Soma. So I'm tanking, happily busting LAV's and blasting red dots when I spot A WILD MADRUGAR! I figure that this is it and I'm about to get blastoed, by I try anyway and engage. For some reason the dude is terrified and runs into his redline then recalls his tank. Odd. I go on my merry way and blasto more red dots when DUN DUN DUN - A RAIL TANK APPEARS! Ok now I know I'm screwed and I pretty much accept my fate until for some obscure reason, images of Pyrex ramming into rail tanks and blasting them pops into my mind's eye. I activate my fuel injector and ram into this dude full speed and start blasting. 1 Rail tank down. OH BOY PYREX WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT AMAZING TROLL HE IS! He spawns another rail tank a while later and I simply activate the fuel injector, ram, blast away, and take him out again. I proceed to do this to this poor sap 3 more times. Thank you Pyrex for your trolling ways...they actually proved effective in this circumstance. Dun dun dun dun. Lol, uh, gal?(replacing the word dude) just lol And A WILD MADRUGAR APPEARED! I <3 girl gamers Tears, sweet delicious tears
PO0KY Virtual Syndicate 575	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:48:00 - [3] - Quote What? Pyrex was right? I refuse to believe it.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 8696	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:49:00 - [4] - Quote Aisha Ctarl wrote: By Jove, Pyrex was right about something WHAT? IS HELL FROZEN OVER? ARE PIGS FLYING? Overlord of all humans CAT MERC
jerrmy12 kahoalii Proficiency V. 1080	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:54:00 - [5] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: By Jove, Pyrex was right about something WHAT? IS HELL FROZEN OVER? ARE PIGS FLYING? DID A NERD GET LAID? ARE COWS FLYING? DID OBAMA FIX ANYTHING? IS OBAMA CARE FAIR? I <3 girl gamers Tears, sweet delicious tears
sebastian the huds Legions of Infinite Dominion Zero-Day 88	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:55:00 - [6] - Quote He is probably the smartest dumbass in this game. Up until i challenged Atiim to a 1v1 with a plasma cannon. Then i became the dumbest smartass. sebastian the huds (insert any weapon) whoever i want Weapon operation 5 in most weapons
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 1413	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:56:00 - [7] - Quote This is how it should be. Blasters and missiles destroying rails up close and rails destroying them in turn from afar. This idea is why I currently hold a lot of my ideal tank fixes: My changes to rails: Increase rail range to 450-500m. They're meant to be long range AV, 300m is hardly fair. However, rails should be immobile while charged up and firing and have much higher fitting costs. These changes will force rails to keep a safe distance from enemy tanks while making them less viable up close. Missiles should come in two variants: EM and explosive (the current). Costing 60x the SP to skill into should come with some benefits and I think having two damage types more than makes up for that. The idea is that one missile type will be able to take on each type of tank, respectively, but will be less viable against the other. They should also get a "shotgun" style reload that loads one missile at a time and can be interrupted by firing. Blasters need a nerf with respect to infantry. Lower effective range down to 50-75m and more dispersion will be fine imo. Me in my ADS: 1,2
sebastian the huds Legions of Infinite Dominion Zero-Day 88	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:57:00 - [8] - Quote Pyrex is tbe smartest dumbass in the game i am the dumbest smartass sebastian the huds (insert any weapon) whoever i want Weapon operation 5 in most weapons
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 5944	Posted - 2014.04.21 15:00:00 - [9] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: ARE PIGS FLYING? Yo. Never forget More tiericide, less tieriphiles.
Kaminoikari DROID EXILES General Tso's Alliance 115	Posted - 2014.04.21 15:01:00 - [10] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: This is how it should be. Blasters and missiles destroying rails up close and rails destroying them in turn from afar. This idea is why I currently hold a lot of my ideal tank fixes: My changes to rails: Increase rail range to 450-500m. They're meant to be long range AV, 300m is hardly fair. However, rails should be immobile while charged up and firing and have much higher fitting costs. These changes will force rails to keep a safe distance from enemy tanks while making them less viable up close. Missiles should come in two variants: EM and explosive (the current). Costing 60x the SP to skill into should come with some benefits and I think having two damage types more than makes up for that. The idea is that one missile type will be able to take on each type of tank, respectively, but will be less viable against the other. They should also get a "shotgun" style reload that loads one missile at a time and can be interrupted by firing. Blasters need a nerf with respect to infantry. Lower effective range down to 50-75m and more dispersion will be fine imo. Well considering that right now a large blaster has more range than a large railgun, yea. Pretty sure a large blaster, with how ranges are, should have an absolute range of ~150. Missiles should have a longer range than blasters and rails longer than missiles. Change that and we'll have blaster tank scrubs actually getting into the nit and grit of the battle instead of retreating from 100m+ out when AV begins hitting them. I like how railgun range is right now considering I'm a dropship pilot. These maps are far too small for large railguns to warrant blocking off half of the damn map. Now, it's a different story if CCP implements drop off damage to large rails and forge guns like they did to small rails. If all of them are the same type, why do 2 have a straight damage output with no reduction at range? Is this the real life or is this just fantasy? ... Caught in a landslide with no escape from reality. Dropships need a buff. This way they can stop derping everywhere . ;_; >Tfw no Amarr dropship and laser turrets

jerrmy12 kahoalii Proficiency V. 1080	Posted - 2014.04.21 15:01:00 - [11] - Quote TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote: Cat Merc wrote: ARE PIGS FLYING? Yo. OMG, QUICK, TAKE AWAY BIS DROPSHIPS! I <3 girl gamers Tears, sweet delicious tears
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4498	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:02:00 - [12] - Quote What made it worse though was that the victim didn't even send me hate mail D: I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
Spademan The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 1336	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:04:00 - [13] - Quote jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Dun dun dun dun. Lol, uh, gal?(replacing the word dude) just lol And A WILD MADRUGAR APPEARED! I believe the correct replacement is Dudette. Or at least my preferred one. I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special. Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
Joseph Ridgeson WarRavens League of Infamy 1234	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:07:00 - [14] - Quote You don't even need to ram. Just drive back and forward close to them. Turret Proficiency is bugged (yay for 1.3 million of my SP doing absolutely nothing since their inception) so trying to rotate the Railgun is slower than my Madrugar rotating in place. "People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
Supernus Gigas sNk Syndicate 779	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:15:00 - [15] - Quote jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Aisha Ctarl wrote: By Jove, Pyrex was right about something WHAT? IS HELL FROZEN OVER? ARE PIGS FLYING? DID A NERD GET LAID? ARE COWS FLYING? DID OBAMA FIX ANYTHING? IS OBAMA CARE FAIR? Do you ever say anything intelligent? *FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!*
Christiphoros von Poe Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 334	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:54:00 - [16] - Quote Tank humping is a legitimate tactic. (1) "Exile" Assault Rifle reserved for: Fire of Prometheus Uprising->Replication->E3->Codex->Chromosome->Uprising->???
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4501	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:55:00 - [17] - Quote Christiphoros von Poe wrote: Tank humping is a legitimate tactic. NAUX WHEY! =^,.,^=
jerrmy12 kahoalii Proficiency V. 1085	Posted - 2014.04.21 20:56:00 - [18] - Quote Spademan wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Dun dun dun dun. Lol, uh, gal?(replacing the word dude) just lol And A WILD MADRUGAR APPEARED! I believe the correct replacement is Dudette. Or at least my preferred one. Ok then. I <3 girl gamers Tears, sweet delicious tears
Awesome Pantaloons Lokapalas. 458	Posted - 2014.04.21 21:02:00 - [19] - Quote Pyrex can sometime provide useful insight in his own special way. "The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited." -The Code of Demeanor
Awesome Pantaloons Lokapalas. 458	Posted - 2014.04.21 21:05:00 - [20] - Quote jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Spademan wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Dun dun dun dun. Lol, uh, gal?(replacing the word dude) just lol And A WILD MADRUGAR APPEARED! I believe the correct replacement is Dudette. Or at least my preferred one. Ok then. Damn you, Aisha had better be referred to as "madam" or "queen". Something regal and fitting. "The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited." -The Code of Demeanor

Delta 749 Kestrel Reconnaissance 2841	Posted - 2014.04.21 21:09:00 - [21] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: This is how it should be. Blasters and missiles destroying rails up close and rails destroying them in turn from afar. This idea is why I currently hold a lot of my ideal tank fixes: My changes to rails: Increase rail range to 450-500m. They're meant to be long range AV, 300m is hardly fair. However, rails should be immobile while charged up and firing and have much higher fitting costs. These changes will force rails to keep a safe distance from enemy tanks while making them less viable up close. Missiles should come in two variants: EM and explosive (the current). Costing 60x the SP to skill into should come with some benefits and I think having two damage types more than makes up for that. The idea is that one missile type will be able to take on each type of tank, respectively, but will be less viable against the other. They should also get a "shotgun" style reload that loads one missile at a time and can be interrupted by firing. Blasters need a nerf with respect to infantry. Lower effective range down to 50-75m and more dispersion will be fine imo. Tanks ramming each other until one blows up is how it should be? With feedback like that its no wonder things are as frakked as they are I'll start my own war, with hookers, and blackjack! In fact forget the war and the blackjack.
Aisha Ctarl Praetoriani Classiarii Templares 4503	Posted - 2014.04.21 21:15:00 - [22] - Quote Awesome Pantaloons wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Spademan wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Dun dun dun dun. Lol, uh, gal?(replacing the word dude) just lol And A WILD MADRUGAR APPEARED! I believe the correct replacement is Dudette. Or at least my preferred one. Ok then. Damn you, Aisha had better be referred to as "madam" or "queen". Something regal and fitting. Goddess of the Catgirls works. =^,.,^=
Awesome Pantaloons Lokapalas. 459	Posted - 2014.04.21 21:29:00 - [23] - Quote All Hail Aisha, Goddess of the Catgirls! She has spoken! "The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited." -The Code of Demeanor


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