NOTE - I am NOT a tanker.

So it is your typical domination match on fractured road and things are going well when I realize that we have ZERO tanks on the field while murder taxis are running rampant, and the reds are grouping up in nice packs of sixteen for the slaughtering.

I grudgingly decide "fine, I'll be the tanker this match" and whip out my el cheapo Soma.

So I'm tanking, happily busting LAV's and blasting red dots when I spot A WILD MADRUGAR! I figure that this is it and I'm about to get blastoed, by I try anyway and engage. For some reason the dude is terrified and runs into his redline then recalls his tank.

Odd.

I go on my merry way and blasto more red dots when DUN DUN DUN - A RAIL TANK APPEARS!

Ok now I know I'm screwed and I pretty much accept my fate until for some obscure reason, images of Pyrex ramming into rail tanks and blasting them pops into my mind's eye. I activate my fuel injector and ram into this dude full speed and start blasting.

1 Rail tank down.

OH BOY PYREX WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT AMAZING TROLL HE IS!

He spawns another rail tank a while later and I simply activate the fuel injector, ram, blast away, and take him out again.

I proceed to do this to this poor sap 3 more times.

Thank you Pyrex for your trolling ways...they actually proved effective in this circumstance.

WHAT?
IS HELL FROZEN OVER?
ARE PIGS FLYING?

Yo.

I believe the correct replacement is Dudette.

Or at least my preferred one.