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Aisha Ctarl
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Posted - 2014.04.21 14:42:00 -
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NOTE - I am NOT a tanker.
So it is your typical domination match on fractured road and things are going well when I realize that we have ZERO tanks on the field while murder taxis are running rampant, and the reds are grouping up in nice packs of sixteen for the slaughtering.
I grudgingly decide "fine, I'll be the tanker this match" and whip out my el cheapo Soma.
So I'm tanking, happily busting LAV's and blasting red dots when I spot A WILD MADRUGAR! I figure that this is it and I'm about to get blastoed, by I try anyway and engage. For some reason the dude is terrified and runs into his redline then recalls his tank.
Odd.
I go on my merry way and blasto more red dots when DUN DUN DUN - A RAIL TANK APPEARS!
Ok now I know I'm screwed and I pretty much accept my fate until for some obscure reason, images of Pyrex ramming into rail tanks and blasting them pops into my mind's eye. I activate my fuel injector and ram into this dude full speed and start blasting.
1 Rail tank down.
OH BOY PYREX WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT AMAZING TROLL HE IS!
He spawns another rail tank a while later and I simply activate the fuel injector, ram, blast away, and take him out again.
I proceed to do this to this poor sap 3 more times.
Thank you Pyrex for your trolling ways...they actually proved effective in this circumstance.
I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
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Aisha Ctarl
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Posted - 2014.04.21 20:02:00 -
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What made it worse though was that the victim didn't even send me hate mail D:
I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
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Aisha Ctarl
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Posted - 2014.04.21 20:55:00 -
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Christiphoros von Poe wrote:Tank humping is a legitimate tactic.
NAUX WHEY!
=^,.,^=
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Aisha Ctarl
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Posted - 2014.04.21 21:15:00 -
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Awesome Pantaloons wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Spademan wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:
Dun dun dun dun.
Lol, uh, gal?(replacing the word dude) just lol
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A WILD MADRUGAR APPEARED!
I believe the correct replacement is Dudette. Or at least my preferred one. Ok then. Damn you, Aisha had better be referred to as "madam" or "queen". Something regal and fitting.  
Goddess of the Catgirls works.
=^,.,^=
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