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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:14:00 -
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I've noticed that there are some people on these forums spreading misinformation and propaganda about Dirt Nap Squad, and while I haven't been here for long, I figured I should be nice to you all and give you a list of some super-secret dirty insider-information that will give you Anti-DNS people the upper hand.
Without further ado, the dirt:
- We're not all protostompers
- Not all of us get paid
- Many of us aren't super-rich
- We aren't evil dudes who curling their mustaches while petting a cat.
- Most of us are only here because we're "friends".
- We have the most extensive library of panty-dropper beats, courtesy of Derrith Erador.
- We also have the most extensive library of anime, courtesy of SoTa PoP.
- We're not super-serious about things 24/7, and are very laid-back at times.
- There's a guy in our alliance named Militia Sniper Rifle.
- Our tankers are scary.
- Our ADS pilots are hairy.
- A group of Boyz in our Alliance refuse to take showers.
- Anal Bleaching.
- We've got two pet cats, and one's from California.
- Our alliance chat in always set to delay.
- Many consider GG Mails as a declaration of war
- We're not the best at everything, especially Public Relations
- Our appetite isn't satiated
- We won't be turning on each-other, because we're all "friends".
- We run PLC squads.
- Many of our alliance members share the same local channel
Note: Atiim is unable to confirm the legitimacy of #5 and #18, the cat from California is actually a CatDog, and one of our ADS pilots has recently visited The Barbershop, and is now boasting a clean shave. Atiim does not hold responsibility for any legal actions taken by DNS due to the misinterpretation of this information
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
2729
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:23:00 -
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I have only one question for you.
Why is your signature so boring right now?
ak.0 4 LYFE
I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK
General Tso's Alliance
532
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:24:00 -
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So you're saying the rank- and - file are behaving like. .. rank - and - file. ..
Just like all soldiers. ..
Like the Khmer rouge. ..
Or Vietcong. ..
Or the guards at Abu Ghraib. ..
Deciphering the truth from a web of lies is far easier than you'd think. Especially if you're a bureaucrat.
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knight of 6
SVER True Blood
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:45:00 -
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please remove [info leak] from the title it's misleading. I thought there would be juicy meta game and dirty laundry airing. very disappoint.
the meta died a long time ago...
"I speak for the trees!"
Ko6 scout,
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
12888
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:47:00 -
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If PC were worth caring about, I might care.
But its not, so I don't
My DUST 514 Music Videos
Solo Incubus pilot, superb expert of wallet depletion
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Youknowutimsayin
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:47:00 -
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+1 on #14
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pyramidhead 420
Carbon 7
Iron Oxide.
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:53:00 -
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i was for sure, you were gonna tell us how many rim jobs you gave, to get them to let you in |
Scheneighnay McBob
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:55:00 -
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Who's the second cat?
I'm from the weird side of the internet
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The Attorney General
2629
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:56:00 -
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LOL, congrats on turning sotas corp into a scrub buffet.
Mr. Hybrid Vayu.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
1307
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:56:00 -
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You forgot one:
"We all require Proto versions of whatever's OP this patch to join, and you need a working knowledge of all the glitches and exploits we're currently using, because we're a bunch of scrubs who lose any fair fight we're in."
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Jebus McKing
Sinister Souls
337
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:57:00 -
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Your Alliance makes millions each day and you are not getting paid?! I'd be pissed...
@JebusMcKing // TIERICIDE, just do it, CCP.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
4283
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:59:00 -
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Heathen Bastard wrote:You forgot one:
"We all require Proto versions of whatever's OP this patch to join, and you need a working knowledge of all the glitches and exploits we're currently using, because we're a bunch of scrubs who lose any fair fight we're in."
Better see myself out then.
I got Proto Min Scout (Again. Ran Min scout since 1.1)and Proto Ion Pistol right out of the gate in 1.8
I'm a terrible excuse of a DNS player.
I got my cloak and daggers, I'm a very happy Ghost
I hack at Mach V
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
4283
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:01:00 -
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Atiim wrote:
Note: One of our ADS pilots has recently visited The Barbershop, and is now boasting a clean shave.
Patrick isn't old enough for a beard
I got my cloak and daggers, I'm a very happy Ghost
I hack at Mach V
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Clips A'hoy
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
144
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:05:00 -
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[Info Leak]
I play elevator music in my squad.
I sometimes fill my bathtub with Jell-o, then I proceed to curl up and pretend I'm a fetus.
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Super Sniper95
Dem Durrty Boyz
Dirt Nap Squad.
110
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:07:00 -
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#12: Hmmm us?
Sniper Rifle 4life \0/ Longest kill 599.99 meters SR optimization lvl 5 \0/
I dont need Thales to hit 40/0.
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Llast 326
An Arkhos
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:18:00 -
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Number 4 kinda disappoints me
At least one member should full fill this role
KRRROOOOOOM
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Rusty Shallows
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:20:00 -
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I can understand the ISK and them blue donut stuff. Mostly I'm with Dust Fiend. I don't care about PC, didn't before DNS Black successfully made PC worse, still don't now.
What I do care about is savoring this time of Dust history so that whenever a PC elitist talks hardcore they can be reminded of the days DNS Black politically took the most l33t game mode and turned it into Planetary Carebears. How many people were upset about district locking because they wanted conflict? How many of those same people blued right up soon as CCP fixed it?
Forums > Game: So here is a cookie and a Like. Please keep posting.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! >>> GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ >>>
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2349
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:24:00 -
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Excellent *takes notes* |
Dexter307
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
1394
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:52:00 -
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DNS is illuminati |
True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9594
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:56:00 -
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He says as he hops the DNS train to Molden Heath.....
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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Patrick57
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Posted - 2014.04.19 00:57:00 -
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Atiim wrote:There's a guy in our alliance named Militia Sniper Rifle.
 He also has an alt named "Militia Locus Grenade".
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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THUNDERGROOVE
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
680
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Posted - 2014.04.19 01:17:00 -
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Heathen Bastard wrote:You forgot one:
"We all require Proto versions of whatever's OP this patch to join, and you need a working knowledge of all the glitches and exploits we're currently using, because we're a bunch of scrubs who lose any fair fight we're in."
Yeap. Scout ak.0 soooo OP especially with my knives I get no bonus to and my nerfed scrambler pistol.
Some of us in DNS use whatever we need to get an edge and some of us use whatever is fun for us at the time. Just because some of us are arrogant assholes doesn't mean you should be one to all of us.
I'll stomp you in PRO and I'll stomp you in STD.
Teamwork > Skill > Gear
Running at 10.6 m/s ak.0
Projects: TDBS | SDETool
ScrubzBScrubz
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6888
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Posted - 2014.04.19 01:41:00 -
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pyramidhead 420 wrote:i was for sure, you were gonna tell us how many rim jobs you gave, to get them to let you in
How many? None, as all I had to do to get in was ask nicely.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6888
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Posted - 2014.04.19 01:45:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Who's the second cat?
We've got both California CatDog, and Cat Merc.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
8550
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Posted - 2014.04.19 02:01:00 -
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Can confirm 4 is true.
Nobody is petting me 
Overlord of all humans CAT MERC
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HUGGLE BEAR
MAKIN' MO' MONEY WIT HUGGLES
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Posted - 2014.04.19 02:01:00 -
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Jebus McKing wrote:Your Alliance makes BILLIONS each day and you are not getting paid?! I'd be pissed...
Fixed it for you |
Heimdallr69
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
2122
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Posted - 2014.04.19 02:15:00 -
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The Attorney General wrote:LOL, congrats on turning sotas corp into a scrub buffet.
Anyone ask for your opinion?
Removed inappropriate content - CCP Logibro
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
8553
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Posted - 2014.04.19 02:19:00 -
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In S¦¦o¦¦v¦¦i¦¦e¦¦t¦¦ ¦¦R¦¦u¦¦s¦¦s¦¦i¦¦a¦¦ DNS, cat pet owns you!
Overlord of all humans CAT MERC
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6898
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Posted - 2014.04.19 03:27:00 -
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Heathen Bastard wrote:You forgot one:
"We all require Proto versions of whatever's OP this patch to join, and you need a working knowledge of all the glitches and exploits we're currently using, because we're a bunch of scrubs who lose any fair fight we're in."
Do you honestly believe what you just posted?
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Delanus Turgias
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
400
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Posted - 2014.04.19 03:32:00 -
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THUNDERGROOVE wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:You forgot one:
"We all require Proto versions of whatever's OP this patch to join, and you need a working knowledge of all the glitches and exploits we're currently using, because we're a bunch of scrubs who lose any fair fight we're in." Yeap. Scout ak.0 soooo OP especially with my knives I get no bonus to and my nerfed scrambler pistol. Some of us in DNS use whatever we need to get an edge and some of us use whatever is fun for us at the time. Just because some of us are arrogant assholes doesn't mean you should be one to all of us. I'll stomp you in PRO and I'll stomp you in STD. Teamwork > Skill > Gear
Can confirm ThunderGroove is a cool guy. The rest are all scrubs, though, especially that DNSBlack guy, and that Zatara character too.
Closed Beta Vet since May, 2012
TEST Alliance Best Alliance
Proud owner of essentially every BPO in Dust
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