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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.18 23:14:00 -
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I've noticed that there are some people on these forums spreading misinformation and propaganda about Dirt Nap Squad, and while I haven't been here for long, I figured I should be nice to you all and give you a list of some super-secret dirty insider-information that will give you Anti-DNS people the upper hand.
Without further ado, the dirt:
- We're not all protostompers
- Not all of us get paid
- Many of us aren't super-rich
- We aren't evil dudes who curling their mustaches while petting a cat.
- Most of us are only here because we're "friends".
- We have the most extensive library of panty-dropper beats, courtesy of Derrith Erador.
- We also have the most extensive library of anime, courtesy of SoTa PoP.
- We're not super-serious about things 24/7, and are very laid-back at times.
- There's a guy in our alliance named Militia Sniper Rifle.
- Our tankers are scary.
- Our ADS pilots are hairy.
- A group of Boyz in our Alliance refuse to take showers.
- Anal Bleaching.
- We've got two pet cats, and one's from California.
- Our alliance chat in always set to delay.
- Many consider GG Mails as a declaration of war
- We're not the best at everything, especially Public Relations
- Our appetite isn't satiated
- We won't be turning on each-other, because we're all "friends".
- We run PLC squads.
- Many of our alliance members share the same local channel
Note: Atiim is unable to confirm the legitimacy of #5 and #18, the cat from California is actually a CatDog, and one of our ADS pilots has recently visited The Barbershop, and is now boasting a clean shave. Atiim does not hold responsibility for any legal actions taken by DNS due to the misinterpretation of this information
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6888
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Posted - 2014.04.19 01:41:00 -
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pyramidhead 420 wrote:i was for sure, you were gonna tell us how many rim jobs you gave, to get them to let you in
How many? None, as all I had to do to get in was ask nicely.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6888
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Posted - 2014.04.19 01:45:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Who's the second cat?
We've got both California CatDog, and Cat Merc.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6898
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Posted - 2014.04.19 03:27:00 -
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Heathen Bastard wrote:You forgot one:
"We all require Proto versions of whatever's OP this patch to join, and you need a working knowledge of all the glitches and exploits we're currently using, because we're a bunch of scrubs who lose any fair fight we're in."
Do you honestly believe what you just posted?
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6899
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Posted - 2014.04.19 03:33:00 -
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The Attorney General wrote:LOL, congrats on turning sotas corp into a scrub buffet.
You gave me a congrats, but I forgot to send FA a Get Well Soon Card when you came back.
Now I feel guilty. 
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6910
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Posted - 2014.04.19 13:36:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Atiim wrote:
Note: One of our ADS pilots has recently visited The Barbershop, and is now boasting a clean shave.
Patrick isn't old enough for a beard
He isn't?
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6910
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Posted - 2014.04.19 13:41:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:Nobody gives a ****. It's like everyone from DNS has some kind of speech they want to give out. As if they are compensating for other areas that are lacking. Arrogance is a fools treasure
Are we not allowed to troll and have fun once and a while?
It's just a joke FFS.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6910
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Posted - 2014.04.19 13:42:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:
Do you really feel qualified to make such statements only having been in DNS for a very short time?
While my tags have only said DNS for 2 days, it's not like I haven't been playing with them beforehand.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6911
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Posted - 2014.04.19 13:54:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:MarasdF Loron wrote:WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? he gave black some very "special presents" to allow him to join.
If by special presents you mean asking nicely then sure.
Also, you know DNSBlack doesn't control who gets into DNS right? (Well, other then the executor corp).
Soldner VonKuechle wrote:MarasdF Loron wrote:WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? PR apparently.
Keep trying.
Why would they put the guy who just about everyone hates on the forums on PR?
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6952
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Posted - 2014.04.19 21:35:00 -
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Tebu Gan wrote:
Why does it matter? I know he's a rather decent player, most certainly an asset to be had.
Thanks.
I'm not so sure why people are being so incendiary about me being here. It's not like my presence is effecting them somehow.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
[s]Text[/s] <------ That's how you make a strike-through
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
6952
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Posted - 2014.04.19 21:37:00 -
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yep derrith again wrote:
But he doesn't like anime...
What? I thoroughly enjoy anime.
Except hentai.
Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS]
[s]Text[/s] <------ That's how you make a strike-through
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
7055
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Posted - 2014.04.21 19:46:00 -
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Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:Atiim wrote:Tebu Gan wrote:
Why does it matter? I know he's a rather decent player, most certainly an asset to be had.
Thanks. I'm not so sure why people are being so incendiary about me being here. It's not like my presence is effecting them somehow. Your posts are almost gloating about your new status as a member of DNS. It's something like boasting about being a TP member during the end of the FEC war when their corp size tripled or something. They seem to suggest that you had something to do with DNS' current dominance, which is patently untrue. Most of those people probably don't like you in the first place. (also 'affecting')
I wasn't trying to gloat. I just wanted to hit 7k likes.
The only posts I made that would appear that way is the ones in the thread where people were slandering DNS. However, I said myself that I didn't have anything to do with DNS' dominance in that same thread, so I don't see how that could be the case.
3rd point sounds about right.
HAV > Infantry > AV < HAV
[s]Text[/s] <------ That's how you make a strike-through
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Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
7409
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Posted - 2014.04.28 18:22:00 -
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Tesfa Alem wrote:I think its the idocy that DNS was supposedly formed to show CCP how broken PC was. So i guess all that isk is goinf to be given to charity, because the districts were all locked ''for the good of the community'.' Also, its a giant circle jerk.
Most of the ISK is being used to fund the logistics involving DNS.
Though If I had the power, I'd gladly donate ISK to training corps such as Immortal Guides or DUST University.
Proposed Mobile CRU Changes
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