DUST Search - [Info Leak] About Dirt Nap Squad

Atiim wrote:

I've noticed that there are some people on these forums spreading misinformation and propaganda about Dirt Nap Squad, and while I haven't been here for long, I figured I should be nice to you all and give you a list of some super-secret dirty insider-information that will give you Anti-DNS people the upper hand.

Without further ado, the dirt:

We're not all protostompers
Not all of us get paid
Many of us aren't super-rich
We aren't evil dudes who curling their mustaches while petting a cat.
Most of us are only here because we're "friends".
We have the most extensive library of panty-dropper beats, courtesy of Derrith Erador.
We also have the most extensive library of anime, courtesy of SoTa PoP.
We're not super-serious about things 24/7, and are very laid-back at times.
There's a guy in our alliance named Militia Sniper Rifle.
Our tankers are scary.
Our ADS pilots are hairy.
A group of Boyz in our Alliance refuse to take showers.
Anal Bleaching.
We've got two pet cats, and one's from California.
Our alliance chat in always set to delay.
Many consider GG Mails as a declaration of war
We're not the best at everything, especially Public Relations
Our appetite isn't satiated
We won't be turning on each-other, because we're all "friends".
We run PLC squads.
Many of our alliance members sit in the mcc smoking a JJ while watching anime.

Note: Atiim is unable to confirm the legitimacy of #5 and #18, the cat from California is actually a CatDog, and one of our ADS pilots has recently visited The Barbershop, and is now boasting a clean shave. Atiim does not hold responsibility for any legal actions taken by DNS due to the misinterpretation of this information

-HAND

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Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 550	Posted - 2014.04.19 12:39:00 - [61] - Quote MarasdF Loron wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? PR apparently. Well, he represents the exact opposite of me at least, so... lol. Heh, maybe that's the point. Deciphering the truth from a web of lies is far easier than you'd think. Especially if you're a bureaucrat.
Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 2035	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:19:00 - [62] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Can confirm 4 is true. Nobody is petting me You have a history of biting people... ISK Donuts are delicious Q_Q Moar
Spike Slania CREATURES OF THE NIGHT 31	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:29:00 - [63] - Quote Heathen Bastard wrote: You forgot one: "We all require Proto versions of whatever's OP this patch to join, and you need a working knowledge of all the glitches and exploits we're currently using, because we're a bunch of scrubs who lose any fair fight we're in." Nyain San/Chan and Team Players do Protostomp pub matches a lot. My experience with Fatal Absolution lately has been them owning it up with Standard/Advanced with maybe 1 proto in their squad because there is always that one guy who worries about k/d and if he has proto he will use it to keep his k/d up. So for the most part I do respect Fatal Absolution in pub matches. Dem Durrity Bois I haven't really been seeing too much of lately. You might see a random one that is 0/7 on the kill board that is soloing. Then when they have squads might be like 3 of them with normally one in a tank, one with squad lead to be able to put the doughnut on the tank and able to call in ob, and then another one with a SB Rail Rifle gunning down enemy infantry one the front lines. I'm not too far from you, I can't wait to see you, again and again
Atiim Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 6910	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:36:00 - [64] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Atiim wrote: Note: One of our ADS pilots has recently visited The Barbershop, and is now boasting a clean shave. Patrick isn't old enough for a beard He isn't? Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS] -HAND
Atiim Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 6910	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:41:00 - [65] - Quote Michael Arck wrote: Nobody gives a ****. It's like everyone from DNS has some kind of speech they want to give out. As if they are compensating for other areas that are lacking. Arrogance is a fools treasure Are we not allowed to troll and have fun once and a while? It's just a joke FFS. Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS] -HAND
Atiim Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 6910	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:42:00 - [66] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Do you really feel qualified to make such statements only having been in DNS for a very short time? While my tags have only said DNS for 2 days, it's not like I haven't been playing with them beforehand. Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS] -HAND
TunRa Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 559	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:49:00 - [67] - Quote Is the anal bleaching a reference to last nights alliance spam? Also I would like to add from last nights spam... #21 Some of us are **** stars #22 Some of us are astronauts Thanks CCP Foxfour Likes received: 514
TunRa Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 559	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:50:00 - [68] - Quote Patrick57 wrote: Atiim wrote: There's a guy in our alliance named Militia Sniper Rifle. He also has an alt named "Militia Locus Grenade". I have an alt named BDR-2 Repair tool. Do I win? Thanks CCP Foxfour Likes received: 514
Atiim Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 6911	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:54:00 - [69] - Quote Void Echo wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? he gave black some very "special presents" to allow him to join. If by special presents you mean asking nicely then sure. Also, you know DNSBlack doesn't control who gets into DNS right? (Well, other then the executor corp). Soldner VonKuechle wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? PR apparently. Keep trying. Why would they put the guy who just about everyone hates on the forums on PR? Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS] -HAND
Assault Swarm Launcher 31	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:56:00 - [70] - Quote TunRa wrote: Patrick57 wrote: Atiim wrote: There's a guy in our alliance named Militia Sniper Rifle. He also has an alt named "Militia Locus Grenade". I have an alt named BDR-2 Repair tool. Do I win? We're all winners [...]
Sigberct Amni Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 620	Posted - 2014.04.19 13:58:00 - [71] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: If PC were worth caring about, I might care. But its not, so I don't
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 550	Posted - 2014.04.19 14:03:00 - [72] - Quote Atiim wrote: Void Echo wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? he gave black some very "special presents" to allow him to join. If by special presents you mean asking nicely then sure. Also, you know DNSBlack doesn't control who gets into DNS right? (Well, other then the executor corp). Soldner VonKuechle wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? PR apparently. Keep trying. Why would they put the guy who just about everyone hates on the forums on PR? Because trolls are funny, and funny is good, duh. Deciphering the truth from a web of lies is far easier than you'd think. Especially if you're a bureaucrat.
Roy Ventus Axis of Chaos 1660	Posted - 2014.04.19 14:45:00 - [73] - Quote You're also not a squad but an alliance. "There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all." http://royventus.tumblr.com
Heimdallr69 Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 2127	Posted - 2014.04.19 14:53:00 - [74] - Quote MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? I allowed him in.. I like upsetting people that tell me how too run **** and I like him. Removed inappropriate content - CCP Logibro
MarasdF Loron Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 427	Posted - 2014.04.19 15:36:00 - [75] - Quote Heimdallr69 wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? I allowed him in.. I like upsetting people that tell me how too run **** and I like him. I say you have succeeded in upsetting people then. But I find it hard to believe you like him, but it's totally fine if you do. R.I.P. Pre-1.7 Vehicles & AV, you will be missed.
yep derrith again Shining Flame Amarr Empire 159	Posted - 2014.04.19 15:58:00 - [76] - Quote Heimdallr69 wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? I allowed him in.. I like upsetting people that tell me how too run **** and I like him. I've never really squaded with him before, So I can't really form a definitive opinion of him. I like you though (touch me bro). Official DNS alt The official panty monk of FA.
Tebu Gan Dem Durrty Boyz Dirt Nap Squad. 806	Posted - 2014.04.19 16:27:00 - [77] - Quote Hah, good ****. I'll have you know I shower occasionally. And yes, our tankers are SCARY. Made a point to show that last night by redlinin some tank scrubs of the PF nature. Tanks - Balancing Turrets
Tebu Gan Dem Durrty Boyz Dirt Nap Squad. 806	Posted - 2014.04.19 16:28:00 - [78] - Quote MarasdF Loron wrote: Heimdallr69 wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? I allowed him in.. I like upsetting people that tell me how too run **** and I like him. I say you have succeeded in upsetting people then. But I find it hard to believe you like him, but it's totally fine if you do. Why does it matter? I know he's a rather decent player, most certainly an asset to be had. Tanks - Balancing Turrets
Patrick57 7082	Posted - 2014.04.19 16:31:00 - [79] - Quote I-Shayz-I wrote: I was invited to Fatal Then I denied because of DNS -_- :'\| Hell is empty and all the devils are here. -William Shakespeare
yep derrith again Shining Flame Amarr Empire 160	Posted - 2014.04.19 16:32:00 - [80] - Quote Tebu Gan wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: Heimdallr69 wrote: MarasdF Loron wrote: WTF is Atiim doing in DNS? I allowed him in.. I like upsetting people that tell me how too run **** and I like him. I say you have succeeded in upsetting people then. But I find it hard to believe you like him, but it's totally fine if you do. Why does it matter? I know he's a rather decent player, most certainly an asset to be had. But he doesn't like anime... Official DNS alt The official panty monk of FA.
Patrick57 7083	Posted - 2014.04.19 16:33:00 - [81] - Quote Frost Kitty wrote: I can conform this is all false. Signed~ Your official super-serious, best at everything, protostomping, mustache curling, catdoge petting, alliance chat rf'ing, panty-dropping, sota pop'ing, friendly neighborhood DNS no life. Can confirm all of this. Hell is empty and all the devils are here. -William Shakespeare
Heimdallr69 Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 2130	Posted - 2014.04.19 16:59:00 - [82] - Quote Atiim wrote: I've noticed that there are some people on these forums spreading misinformation and propaganda about Dirt Nap Squad, and while I haven't been here for long, I figured I should be nice to you all and give you a list of some super-secret dirty insider-information that will give you Anti-DNS people the upper hand. Without further ado, the dirt: We're not all protostompers Not all of us get paid Many of us aren't super-rich We aren't evil dudes who curling their mustaches while petting a cat. Most of us are only here because we're "friends". We have the most extensive library of panty-dropper beats, courtesy of Derrith Erador. We also have the most extensive library of anime, courtesy of SoTa PoP. We're not super-serious about things 24/7, and are very laid-back at times. There's a guy in our alliance named Militia Sniper Rifle. Our tankers are scary. Our ADS pilots are hairy. A group of Boyz in our Alliance refuse to take showers. Anal Bleaching. We've got two pet cats, and one's from California. Our alliance chat in always set to delay. Many consider GG Mails as a declaration of war We're not the best at everything, especially Public Relations Our appetite isn't satiated We won't be turning on each-other, because we're all "friends". We run PLC squads. Many of our alliance members sit in the mcc smoking a JJ while watching anime. Note: Atiim is unable to confirm the legitimacy of #5 and #18, the cat from California is actually a CatDog, and one of our ADS pilots has recently visited The Barbershop, and is now boasting a clean shave. Atiim does not hold responsibility for any legal actions taken by DNS due to the misinterpretation of this information -HAND Fixed Removed inappropriate content - CCP Logibro
Atiim Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 6952	Posted - 2014.04.19 21:35:00 - [83] - Quote Tebu Gan wrote: Why does it matter? I know he's a rather decent player, most certainly an asset to be had. Thanks. I'm not so sure why people are being so incendiary about me being here. It's not like my presence is effecting them somehow. Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS] [s]Text[/s] <------ That's how you make a strike-through -HAND
Atiim Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 6952	Posted - 2014.04.19 21:37:00 - [84] - Quote yep derrith again wrote: But he doesn't like anime... What? I thoroughly enjoy anime. Except hentai. Proud member of D!ck Nibbler Squad [DNS] [s]Text[/s] <------ That's how you make a strike-through -HAND
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 550	Posted - 2014.04.19 22:25:00 - [85] - Quote Atiim wrote: Tebu Gan wrote: Why does it matter? I know he's a rather decent player, most certainly an asset to be had. Thanks. I'm not so sure why people are being so incendiary about me being here. It's not like my presence is effecting them somehow. Because we're boooorrrreeeeeddddd Deciphering the truth from a web of lies is far easier than you'd think. Especially if you're a bureaucrat.
RED-EYE -JEDI G0DS AM0NG MEN Dirt Nap Squad. 165	Posted - 2014.04.21 14:56:00 - [86] - Quote I do like to smoke in the MCC with a cup of tea, and a news paper of DNS weekly. Forge Gun = Mechanised Hadouken
John Demonsbane Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics League of Infamy 2676	Posted - 2014.04.21 15:25:00 - [87] - Quote RED-EYE -JEDI wrote: I do like to smoke in the MCC with a cup of tea, and a news paper of DNS weekly. You have me intrigued.... Very well, I will join your "DNS", but only if I am issued a supply of monogrammed satin smoking jackets in at least 3 colors that complement the color scheme of my suits and merc quarters. Naturally they must be proto. "The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu Forum Warrior lv.2 Amarr victor!
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2856	Posted - 2014.04.21 16:23:00 - [88] - Quote Atiim wrote: Tebu Gan wrote: Why does it matter? I know he's a rather decent player, most certainly an asset to be had. Thanks. I'm not so sure why people are being so incendiary about me being here. It's not like my presence is effecting them somehow. Your posts are almost gloating about your new status as a member of DNS. It's something like boasting about being a TP member during the end of the FEC war when their corp size tripled or something. They seem to suggest that you had something to do with DNS' current dominance, which is patently untrue. Most of those people probably don't like you in the first place. (also 'affecting') ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.
Killar-12 OLDSPICE. Top Men. 2681	Posted - 2014.04.21 16:33:00 - [89] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: So you're saying the rank- and - file are behaving like. .. rank - and - file. .. Just like all soldiers. .. Like the Khmer rouge. .. Or Vietcong. .. Or the guards at Abu Ghraib. .. or the Whermacht or the Red Army or Sherman's Army of the Mississippi also +1 Shayz, **** DNS... How to Leave PC
Piraten Hovnoret Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 492	Posted - 2014.04.21 19:40:00 - [90] - Quote Again Wy this need to explain/justify your self al the time ? I can't give a rats as about what ppl think or do within a game. Regards War never changes

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