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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:09:00 -
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So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar.
"People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
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Dauth Jenkins
Ultramarine Corp
441
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:10:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar.
It's the future
-Sincerely
--The Dual Swarm Commando
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Mortishai Belmont
G.L.O.R.Y RISE of LEGION
68
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:11:00 -
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Maybe they want their land for more drinks D:
Or their resources... Or their blood because it's the secret main ingredient o . o
G.L.O.R.Y solider,
Master of the Gallente Heavy
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Seeth Mensch
Capital Acquisitions LLC Dirt Nap Squad.
156
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:11:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar.
Thank you for this 
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Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
2503
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:12:00 -
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If Coca-Cola had a standing military, I'm sure they would attack South/Cental American Drug Lords for copyright infringement.
Fizzer94 // Forum Warrior Operation II // MAG Vet
Gallente Neutron Rifle
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Delta90212
Dust2Dust. Top Men.
399
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:12:00 -
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Dauth Jenkins wrote:Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar. It's the future So in the future soft drink companys literally go at war with other companys?  I have been enlightened
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mollerz
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:14:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar.
How do you think they get their secret ingredients  
You gotta hustle if you wanna make a dolla
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
1052
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:14:00 -
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Ohh! I think I figured it out!
Serpentis stole the plans for "New Quafe" and the company wants it back!
"People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
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Emperor1349
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
96
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:15:00 -
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Artificial sweeteners and toxic coloring, they are at war with all of new eden. 
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If you have a good gun game no proto suit is needed.
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Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2820
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:19:00 -
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Hey man, theres only room for one cartel to supply people with a horrible addictive substance and now I want a soda, damn it
I'll start my own war, with hookers, and blackjack!
In fact forget the war and the blackjack.
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Glitch116
On The Brink CRONOS.
116
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:22:00 -
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The Serpentis Corp are actually pirates that have been raiding federation trade routes as well as running most of the black market in Gal space
Serpentis has attacked Quafe shipping routes and manufacturing plants
in response Quafe has build up a small combat fleet to protect it's shipping as well as hired outside mercs to destory serpentis operations
Quafe is know for it's soft drinks but they trade in a whole lot more some of which is not really legal
So Quafe is trying to protect their legal assests while at the same time removing compition for their illegal work
I AM THE KING OF THE BLASTER!!!
deal with it
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Nirwanda Vaughns
Death Firm.
515
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:22:00 -
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You were saying?! lol
Rolling with the punches
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Nirwanda Vaughns
Death Firm.
515
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:28:00 -
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Glitch116 wrote:The Serpentis Corp are actually pirates that have been raiding federation trade routes as well as running most of the black market in Gal space
Serpentis has attacked Quafe shipping routes and manufacturing plants
in response Quafe has build up a small combat fleet to protect it's shipping as well as hired outside mercs to destory serpentis operations
Quafe is know for it's soft drinks but they trade in a whole lot more some of which is not really legal
So Quafe is trying to protect their legal assests while at the same time removing compition for their illegal work
they also make scout and assault suits from time to time too. would expect they were created for Quafe's own security forces although i'm not sure why a gallentean firm would use a caldari model 
Rolling with the punches
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Glitch116
On The Brink CRONOS.
116
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:31:00 -
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Nirwanda Vaughns wrote:Glitch116 wrote:The Serpentis Corp are actually pirates that have been raiding federation trade routes as well as running most of the black market in Gal space
Serpentis has attacked Quafe shipping routes and manufacturing plants
in response Quafe has build up a small combat fleet to protect it's shipping as well as hired outside mercs to destory serpentis operations
Quafe is know for it's soft drinks but they trade in a whole lot more some of which is not really legal
So Quafe is trying to protect their legal assests while at the same time removing compition for their illegal work they also make scout and assault suits from time to time too. would expect they were created for Quafe's own security forces although i'm not sure why a gallentean firm would use a caldari model 
they work out of the federation but if there is one thing the Cal know it is money and Quafe knows a good deal when they see one
I AM THE KING OF THE BLASTER!!!
deal with it
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Marc Rime
369
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:36:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar. ...which wouldn't necessarily be all that strange. There is (well, was) a reason the name of the drink contains the word "coca" ;). |

Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad.
5560
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:39:00 -
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I am the CEO of Quafe.
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Aramis Madrigal
SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance
210
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:44:00 -
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Present day corporations play a significant role in geo-politics, they just conduct military operation via proxy. It's not that far fetched to think that an inter-galactic beverage company would find it more cost effective to maintain their own (para?) military forces rather than relying on a government. If fruit companies can create central and south american puppet governments (banana republics), extra-territorial/governmental companies is the logical next step as soon as it becomes more profitable to do away with the pretense of conforming to the rules of a sovereign state. Alcohol was distributed by armed cartels during prohibition and a quarter of the goods/services delivered annually pass through grey/black markets that frequently have an armed affiliate (even if it's just some armed guys). An intergalactic soda army is only different in terms of scale and organization, not in kind.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2631
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:47:00 -
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They appear to have enlisted the pinkertons...such is the way of interstellar corporations.
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Blerf Naster
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
14
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:48:00 -
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Drink Quafe |

Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals Top Men.
1153
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Posted - 2014.04.07 17:53:00 -
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they're quelling any rumor spreading by those other companies about their "soft drinks" 
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Hecarim Van Hohen
Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn
982
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Posted - 2014.04.07 18:01:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:I am the CEO of Quafe. No you are not, Poire Viladillet is
"Now I am become Dev, the locker of threads."
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad.
5560
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Posted - 2014.04.07 18:03:00 -
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imposter
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CRNWLLC
Screwy Rabbit ULC
178
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Posted - 2014.04.07 18:06:00 -
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How do you even pronounce "Quafe"?
I say, "Kwah-fee", like an angry Bostonian.
My other dropsuit is a Python.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
1054
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Posted - 2014.04.07 18:10:00 -
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CRNWLLC wrote:How do you even pronounce "Quafe"?
I say, "Kwah-fee", like an angry Bostonian.
I say like like a I the first part of Quaker but an "Fff" sound rather than ker.
"People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
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Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
2511
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Posted - 2014.04.07 18:14:00 -
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CRNWLLC wrote:How do you even pronounce "Quafe"?
I say, "Kwah-fee", like an angry Bostonian. Kwoff.
Fizzer94 // Forum Warrior Operation II // MAG Vet
Gallente Neutron Rifle
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Eric Del Carlo
Inner.Hell
119
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Posted - 2014.04.07 20:48:00 -
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Dafuq
GÖà One of the original scout bastards GÖà
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
429
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Posted - 2014.04.07 20:58:00 -
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Screw serpentis!
Quafe all da way!
See mah sig.
QQ? Boo Hoo
[Q] <-- Drink Moar Quafe
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Wilson Ribeiro
DUST BRASIL S.A Proficiency V.
130
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:26:00 -
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Gallentes, certainly have a strange taste. |

Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
1062
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:37:00 -
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Fixed that for you.
"People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
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BAD FURRY
SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance
770
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:40:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar.
why not ?
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
3811
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:41:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar.
Coca Cola probably need borderline militarised security in the parts of the world where they drain all the local water for use in their factories.
Now expand that from an international to an interstellar scale.
No.
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Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:48:00 -
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From what i've understood the key ingredient in Quafe is a psychoactive substance. So they're basically drug dealers, and i'd expect any inter-planetary drug dealing corporation to keep and maintain a standing military.
Less like Coca Cola going to war with Pablo Escobar, more like Coca Cola being run by Pablo Escobar.
Switzerland is small and neutral. We're more like Germany. Ambitious and misunderstood.
Futurama
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9307
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Posted - 2014.04.07 21:58:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar.
Quafe negotiated with the Amarr Empire on behalf of the Gallente during a border dispute, successfully defusing the situation....who are they indeed.
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
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Posted - 2014.04.07 22:06:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar. Quafe negotiated with the Amarr Empire on behalf of the Gallente during a border dispute, successfully defusing the situation....who are they indeed. Mostly because Quafe was the only Gallente group that the Amarr liked and had a vested interest in the Amarr not going to all out war with the Gallente. Quafe is the best ambassador around.
"People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad.
8179
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Posted - 2014.04.07 22:10:00 -
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All Gallente dropsuits come with Quafe injectors built in.
Apparently it works way better than nanite injectors, for some reason.
My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone.
If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
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Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
743
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Posted - 2014.04.07 22:17:00 -
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Awww yeah, shoot that juice.
When you pull out your needle you should be holding a belt in your other hand.
Switzerland is small and neutral. We're more like Germany. Ambitious and misunderstood.
Futurama
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9309
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Posted - 2014.04.07 22:20:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:True Adamance wrote:Joseph Ridgeson wrote:So Quafe is the best selling, most popular soft drink in New Eden. They are a soft drink company...
What the HELL are they doing attacking the Serpentis? That's like Coca Cola attacking Pablo Escobar. Quafe negotiated with the Amarr Empire on behalf of the Gallente during a border dispute, successfully defusing the situation....who are they indeed. Mostly because Quafe was the only Gallente group that the Amarr liked and had a vested interest in the Amarr not going to all out war with the Gallente. Quafe is the best ambassador around.
Yup
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
14171
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Posted - 2014.04.07 22:26:00 -
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Anyone who does npc trading in eve knows that quafe stations import garbage and janitors.
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