DUST Search - Don't be a Madrugar Blaster Pilot

Charlotte O'Dell wrote:

There is literally no lower level of noobery.

You might as well lump yourself in with the faglocks, lagdrivers, noob tubes (duvolles), murder taxis, and Chromosome rail snipers at that point.

It takes no skill to chill there with an armor tank that has more ehp than a squad of AV can dish out in DPS in one second.

It takes no skill to use a weapon that slaughters infantry even at 100m, is perfectly accurate, and has the hit detection of 1.4 assault rifles.

If you KDR means that much to you, then you are playing the wrong game.

The real tankers brawl with railguns and missiles (hard mode). Every kill is earned. Every kill is done outside of the redline.

For those of you who are aspiring tankers, do not spec blasters- it is the fastest way to get yourself nerfed. This is obvious because Pyrex is running blasters- let's make a list of things he liked and things that got nerfed- same things in each category.

STOP BEING A PUBSTOMPING BLASTER TURRET TOTING NOOB...also don't redline railsnipe. That is just as bad.

EDIT: Also, don't jump out of your tank right before you die to preserve your KDR- another KDR ***** noob move. Real cavalrymen stay with their horses- There's a reason that the Old Breed called them White Stallions and Grey Mares.

GÇ£Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.GÇ¥ GÇò Frank Zappa

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Charlotte O'Dell Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 1790	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:35:00 - [1] - Quote There is literally no lower level of noobery. You might as well lump yourself in with the faglocks, lagdrivers, noob tubes (duvolles), murder taxis, and Chromosome rail snipers at that point. It takes no skill to chill there with an armor tank that has more ehp than a squad of AV can dish out in DPS in one second. It takes no skill to use a weapon that slaughters infantry even at 100m, is perfectly accurate, and has the hit detection of 1.4 assault rifles. If you KDR means that much to you, then you are playing the wrong game. The real tankers brawl with railguns and missiles (hard mode). Every kill is earned. Every kill is done outside of the redline. For those of you who are aspiring tankers, do not spec blasters- it is the fastest way to get yourself nerfed. This is obvious because Pyrex is running blasters- let's make a list of things he liked and things that got nerfed- same things in each category. STOP BEING A PUBSTOMPING BLASTER TURRET TOTING NOOB...also don't redline railsnipe. That is just as bad. EDIT: Also, don't jump out of your tank right before you die to preserve your KDR- another KDR ***** noob move. Real cavalrymen stay with their horses- There's a reason that the Old Breed called them White Stallions and Grey Mares. Charlotte O'Dell is the highest level unicorn!
Patrick57 Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 4469	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:37:00 - [2] - Quote Faglocks? I prefer "Gaylocks" But I am guilty of abusing them when they were way OP Winner of at least 11 King ThunderBolt hate videos :D Even Fatal Absolution has a hate video!!
mollerz Minja Scouts 2153	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:39:00 - [3] - Quote Last night I was in a match. It was a squad of four (us) vs 8. They had two tanks rolling around, and I sent them a msg asking them to put the tank away since it was 2-1 odds. NOPE! He was from outer.heaven too. I mean.. there is being a loser, and there is being a loser. Dude mailed me back saying he was pure tanker so sorry but that is it. What a pu s S Y. Given I hang with Musturd from time to time, I thought O.H must be a cool corp. Oh well. You gotta hustle if you wanna make a dolla
Miokai Zahou The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine 118	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:40:00 - [4] - Quote Well at least red line snipers didn't make the list \o/ Noob isn't really a status, it's the online equivalent of a 5-year old calling you a poopy fart head.
Leadfoot10 Molon Labe. Public Disorder. 343	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:50:00 - [5] - Quote Too late. lol Guilty as charged....except i don't use Madrugars.
Hawkings Greenback KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 97	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:50:00 - [6] - Quote Charlotte O'Dell wrote: There is literally no lower level of noobery. You might as well lump yourself in with the faglocks, lagdrivers, noob tubes (duvolles), murder taxis, and Chromosome rail snipers at that point. It takes no skill to chill there with an armor tank that has more ehp than a squad of AV can dish out in DPS in one second. It takes no skill to use a weapon that slaughters infantry even at 100m, is perfectly accurate, and has the hit detection of 1.4 assault rifles. If you KDR means that much to you, then you are playing the wrong game. The real tankers brawl with railguns and missiles (hard mode). Every kill is earned. Every kill is done outside of the redline. For those of you who are aspiring tankers, do not spec blasters- it is the fastest way to get yourself nerfed. This is obvious because Pyrex is running blasters- let's make a list of things he liked and things that got nerfed- same things in each category. STOP BEING A PUBSTOMPING BLASTER TURRET TOTING NOOB...also don't redline railsnipe. That is just as bad. EDIT: Also, don't jump out of your tank right before you die to preserve your KDR- another KDR ***** noob move. Real cavalrymen stay with their horses- There's a reason that the Old Breed called them White Stallions and Grey Mares. What if I like to kill tanks in my blaster soma and never bother shooting infantry ( unless they are daft enough to stand in front of me ) Also I always die in my tank, have won a few going balls deep and coming out smoking GÇ£Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.GÇ¥ GÇò Frank Zappa
True Adamance Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 6419	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:51:00 - [7] - Quote I used to back at the start of 1.7 but then I never even bothered with infantry.....now I don't tank at all. I hate the blaster turret, and want Gallente to have something cooler like a heavy plasma cannon or something. "My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
Scout Registry Nos Nothi 1142	Posted - 2014.01.31 00:59:00 - [8] - Quote \o/ for O'Dell!
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 814	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:34:00 - [9] - Quote <---- Missile Gunnlogi for hire. Also, implying rails aren't more easy mode than blasters. Dropship Specialist Kills- Incubus: 4; Pythons: 2; Other DS: 29 Gêå1; Tanks: 31 Gêå3 1/26
buzzzzzzz killllllllll TRA1LBLAZERS 121	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:42:00 - [10] - Quote hes bitching about blasters and saying rails are the close range brawlers...

Supernus Gigas Star Giants 145	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:46:00 - [11] - Quote Man, I just don't get Madrugars. They're just so damn clunky. Although I don't mind other people using them, more snacks for my Missile Gunnlogi. *FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVIN' CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!*
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 1117	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:47:00 - [12] - Quote No, no, no. I have a second tank character for blaster maddy. I created him back in may when I started the game to enjoy that mechanic. The correct thing should be to not just grab a maddy blaster fit as your default fit when you know that is such an FOTM. Rail is now also FOTM. EVen more so with the new mechanics. Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
Alena Ventrallis The Neutral Zone 557	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:48:00 - [13] - Quote I run rails on my gunnlogi, and I specifically look for and hunt other tanks. Got 8 tank kills one match. Feels good to stem the tide of scrubs.
ZeHealingHurts HurtingHeals Seituoda Taskforce Command 992	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:48:00 - [14] - Quote Cool story, sis. Hey, wanna stand over here in front of my blaster for just a moment? Tallen Ellecon wrote: They didn't hurt all Logis, just the support ones.
BAD FURRY SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 367	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:52:00 - [15] - Quote Charlotte O'Dell wrote: There is literally no lower level of noobery. You might as well lump yourself in with the faglocks, lagdrivers, noob tubes (duvolles), murder taxis, and Chromosome rail snipers at that point. It takes no skill to chill there with an armor tank that has more ehp than a squad of AV can dish out in DPS in one second. It takes no skill ........ BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH !!!.......... EDIT: Also, don't jump out of your tank right.BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!..... them White Stallions and Grey Mares. Rule # 52 DONT BE THIS GUY ! ^^^^ for more rules of dust 514 this link Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
Beld Errmon The Southern Legion 1287	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:55:00 - [16] - Quote pfft F off I was running blaster tanks when missiles and railguns had a 4m blast radius and could slaughter infantry by looking in their general direction.
Lynn Beck Granite Mercenary Division Top Men. 622	Posted - 2014.01.31 01:55:00 - [17] - Quote Put down the rail rifle/core locuses then. Also no knives, because only noobs bring knives to gunfights. Oh and no snipers either, nobody likes them. Laz0rz are banned as well, who do you think you are for wanting to make it a disco? Oh and don't even get me started on anything Minmatar. N00b tubes, rocket pistols, bullet hoses, and anything else my dicklordishness deems 'unfair' shall be banned. And if i find you toting any of those monstrosities, i shall hunt you down and spam 1-5 word long DUST mails stating your faggish tendencies, followed by a paragraph long analogy of how you should biomass yourself. Under 28db Officially nerfproof (predicting CR nerf February '14) Selling SP: 10k SP per 100k ISK.
Ghosts Chance Inf4m0us 921	Posted - 2014.01.31 02:25:00 - [18] - Quote lawl... poor guys been killed a few too many times by those blaster somas/maddys its ok theres a cream for that level of butthurt.
Scout Registry Nos Nothi 1143	Posted - 2014.01.31 03:44:00 - [19] - Quote buzzzzzzz killllllllll wrote: hes bitching about blasters and saying rails are the close range brawlers... Nah. O'Dell's saying you're crap if you farm infantry. I tend to agree. You guys are trash.
Atiim Living Like Larry Schwag 4246	Posted - 2014.01.31 03:49:00 - [20] - Quote I hate using Blaster Turrets. Missile Launchers however.... They hold a special spot in my heart <3 Missiles. Want to know how to make a strike-through? [s[Example[/s] Now go my Forum Warriors. Use this new weapon for glory!

NK Scout Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 171	Posted - 2014.01.31 03:52:00 - [21] - Quote Atiim wrote: I hate using Blaster Turrets. Missile Launchers however.... They hold a special spot in my heart <3 Missiles. Small missiles <3 Python when no rails are around <3 2 exiles assault rifles, Skinweave caldari frame, Staff recruiter mlt frame, Templar set Caldari Master Race
mollerz Minja Scouts 2153	Posted - 2014.01.31 03:53:00 - [22] - Quote Ghosts Chance wrote: lawl... poor guys been killed a few too many times by those blaster somas/maddys its ok theres a cream for that level of butthurt. Good thing the incompetent gave developers gave you a nice lil win button. Awwww.. You gotta hustle if you wanna make a dolla
Atiim Living Like Larry Schwag 4246	Posted - 2014.01.31 03:54:00 - [23] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: <---- Missile Gunnlogi for hire. Also, implying rails aren't more easy mode than blasters. I believe that Railgun Turrets are just like Rail Rifles. A long range automatic sniper rifle with spool up time, but can also be used as a Shotgun if needed. Want to know how to make a strike-through? [s[Example[/s] Now go my Forum Warriors. Use this new weapon for glory!
NK Scout Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 171	Posted - 2014.01.31 03:56:00 - [24] - Quote mollerz wrote: Ghosts Chance wrote: lawl... poor guys been killed a few too many times by those blaster somas/maddys its ok theres a cream for that level of butthurt. Good thing the incompetent gave developers gave you a nice lil win button. Awwww.. I only have a problem with tanks when they are spammed and lol ion cannons 2 exiles assault rifles, Skinweave caldari frame, Staff recruiter mlt frame, Templar set Caldari Master Race
BL4CKST4R WarRavens League of Infamy 1778	Posted - 2014.01.31 04:00:00 - [25] - Quote Charlotte O'Dell wrote: There is literally no lower level of noobery. You might as well lump yourself in with the faglocks, lagdrivers, noob tubes (duvolles), murder taxis, and Chromosome rail snipers at that point. It takes no skill to chill there with an armor tank that has more ehp than a squad of AV can dish out in DPS in one second. It takes no skill to use a weapon that slaughters infantry even at 100m, is perfectly accurate, and has the hit detection of 1.4 assault rifles. If you KDR means that much to you, then you are playing the wrong game. The real tankers brawl with railguns and missiles (hard mode). Every kill is earned. Every kill is done outside of the redline. For those of you who are aspiring tankers, do not spec blasters- it is the fastest way to get yourself nerfed. This is obvious because Pyrex is running blasters- let's make a list of things he liked and things that got nerfed- same things in each category. STOP BEING A PUBSTOMPING BLASTER TURRET TOTING NOOB...also don't redline railsnipe. That is just as bad. EDIT: Also, don't jump out of your tank right before you die to preserve your KDR- another KDR ***** noob move. Real cavalrymen stay with their horses- There's a reason that the Old Breed called them White Stallions and Grey Mares. I wish rail guns would stop killing my dropship. Armor and Shields are not the same!
Atiim Living Like Larry Schwag 4246	Posted - 2014.01.31 04:07:00 - [26] - Quote NK Scout wrote: Atiim wrote: I hate using Blaster Turrets. Missile Launchers however.... They hold a special spot in my heart <3 Missiles. Small missiles <3 Python when no rails are around <3 I remember doing drive-by shootings using Cycled Missiles on my Limbus. Those were fun times.... Until everyone chucked Lai Dais at you >.< Want to know how to make a strike-through? [s[Example[/s] Now go my Forum Warriors. Use this new weapon for glory!
True Adamance Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 6429	Posted - 2014.01.31 04:08:00 - [27] - Quote Atiim wrote: NK Scout wrote: Atiim wrote: I hate using Blaster Turrets. Missile Launchers however.... They hold a special spot in my heart <3 Missiles. Small missiles <3 Python when no rails are around <3 I remember doing drive-by shootings using Cycled Missiles on my Limbus. Those were fun times.... Until everyone chucked Lai Dais at you >.< I hated those damn things....I still do to a lesser extent. "My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
Bayeth Mal OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 26	Posted - 2014.01.31 04:10:00 - [28] - Quote Uh.. I've had an alt accumulating passive SP since 1.2 waiting for vehicle changes (back when it was supposed to be 1.5) and in the mean time rolled dropships. Telling players "oh this build you've been working towards for months, yeah it's op and you're a bad player for using it even though you couldn't have predicted the outcome." It's the same problem I have with RR, I decided to go rail back when the new rifles were announced as in theory its was a preferable play style for me (running around to flank, dropping uplinks along the way). And specced into them immediately, its just the luck of the draw, some times I get lucky, others I don't (I didn't even consider if the Heavy had been nerfed when i first started playing, I just enjoyed the playstyle). FotM chasers? Yeah they suck but stop the sweeping QQ as many people theory build to align their interests long before they know how well it'll actually work. Also you're effectively saying the equivalent of "if you're a real heavy you use forge, otherwise you're a scrub with no skill", its the no true scotsman fallacy and is pathetc.
KING CHECKMATE A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 4211	Posted - 2014.01.31 04:12:00 - [29] - Quote The title reminded me of....haha...that ad... XD GÖªJohn played CoD. GÖªIf you play call of duty, you get used to Aim Assist GÖªIf you get used to heavy aim assist, you become a scrub. GÖªIf you become a scrub, you think you are better than anyone in any game. GÖªIf you think you are better than anyone in any game, you play every game. GÖªIf you play every game, then you will end up playing Dust514 GÖªIf you play Dust514 you will get spanked for being a scrub GÖªIf you get spanked you look for more EZ mode options to be able to win GÖªIf you look for EZ mode options, you get into tanking GÖªIf you get into tanking you will end up using the most scrubbish of them all and still loose. GÖªDon't be a Madrugar Blaster Pilot GÖªDont play Cod. AceOfJokers666 [ + ] AimBot / VALOR / MAG
Mobius Wyvern Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 4550	Posted - 2014.01.31 04:17:00 - [30] - Quote mollerz wrote: Last night I was in a match. It was a squad of four (us) vs 8. They had two tanks rolling around, and I sent them a msg asking them to put the tank away since it was 2-1 odds. NOPE! He was from outer.heaven too. I mean.. there is being a loser, and there is being a loser. Dude mailed me back saying he was pure tanker so sorry but that is it. What a pu s S Y. Given I hang with Musturd from time to time, I thought O.H must be a cool corp. Oh well. You ever consider the fact that he might literally have NO SP in anything but HAVs and only have Starter Fits for infantry? Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector



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