DUST Search - SUCH TRAGEDY MUCH WOW :(

J4yne C0bb wrote:

Scheneighnay McBob wrote:

This is now the official Learning Coalition recruitment thread.

No, this is already the "dupe mercs into making ISK donations to me" thread. You go threadjack your own.

Please friends, this is a serious community issue. Clearly, the real tragedy here is that Bob the HAV's life was cut way too short, when he should have had a long, fulfilling existence hunting newberries to extinction.

It's a proven fact that, sadly, every 60 seconds another noob goes unstomped by tank spam, evading the brutal, merciless beatdown that is his lot in New Eden. But hear you asking, "How can I help?" Friend, you can help by donating to Bob's Tankbush Memorial Fund, so we can spread the wealth to mercs in need of HAVs as good and as decent as Bob was. Every time a new HAV is spawned, it keeps the memory of Bob alive! And eventually, when enough mercs are biomassed due to ragequiting Dust, that dear sweet angel of a tank Bob will finally get his wings!

Don't let another noob go unpunished by tank spam -- make an obscenely enormous ISK donation to me today!

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DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 72	Posted - 2014.01.25 17:44:00 - [1] - Quote Yesterday, on Dust, I was playing some spambush with my fellow corp members and they insisted that I should tank. I thought back to what had happened last time I felt really cool LOL so I drove off with my squad member's tank. Mind you there was no one in the battle. It was just my squad. As soon as I stepped foot into the tank I had realized what I love more than anything in the whole world..... tanking . So we were all racing around the track, and me and Bob (my majestical tank) were almost there! We had to go through a little red zone, and I thought that YES! BOB AND I CAN DO THIS! This is when i thought too soon, and Bob got stuck in a wall, in the red zone. In panic, I didn't know what to do so I ran out and realized that I left Bob behind. It was too late. I faced him and that was it.. we saw each other AND THEN THIS HAPPENED I still remember the 6 minutes and 3 seconds we shared together :( YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART, BOB!!! NEVAR 4GET UR LUV! KWADS > SQUADS
DeadlyAztec11 Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation 3549	Posted - 2014.01.25 18:09:00 - [2] - Quote Such noobness cannot go unpunished. Except your fate. My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 73	Posted - 2014.01.25 18:58:00 - [3] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Such noobness cannot go unpunished. Except your fate. YO'RE A NOOB dis iz vry emoshonal buiznes KWADS > SQUADS
Regnier Feros Immortal Guides 19	Posted - 2014.01.25 19:14:00 - [4] - Quote i think you need to lie down queen Minmatar Women Do It Better
DeadlyAztec11 Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation 3551	Posted - 2014.01.25 19:18:00 - [5] - Quote Regnier Feros wrote: i think you need to lie down queen Ooooooooooh! Feros kill'em Didn't even ask for a date first, how brash. My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
Jillic Ancient Erectiles 18	Posted - 2014.01.25 21:11:00 - [6] - Quote Bob was a Kaalakiota Tactical HAV. He leaves behind numerous brothers and sisters, many friends, and his owner. Caldari Girls Do It Better.
Scar Scrilla Cobra Kommando 75	Posted - 2014.01.25 21:33:00 - [7] - Quote RIP Bob Your numerous brothers will take revenge in Spambush and Domi "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses" Scar Scrilla - Proud Commando User & Cobra Kommander
Drapedup Drippedout 0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 218	Posted - 2014.01.25 21:37:00 - [8] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Such noobness cannot go unpunished, Except your fate. -or- DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Such noobness cannot go unpunished. Accept your fate.
Glitch116 Black Phoenix Mercenaries Legacy Rising 22	Posted - 2014.01.25 21:41:00 - [9] - Quote shhhhhh its ok to cry for the lose of your majestic mount they carry you through hell only to end up as a blackened smoking husk that slowly fades away leaving nothing but their memoirs behind...... I AM THE KING OF THE BLASTER!!! deal with it
Darken-Soul Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 156	Posted - 2014.01.25 21:43:00 - [10] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Such noobness cannot go unpunished. Except your fate. accept I am the real Darken

J4yne C0bb Molon Labe. Public Disorder. 185	Posted - 2014.01.25 22:02:00 - [11] - Quote Jillic wrote: Bob was a Kaalakiota Tactical HAV. He leaves behind numerous brothers and sisters, many friends, and his owner. Bob's surviving relatives request that in lieu of flowers, you can make a donation to the Bob Kaalakiota Tactical HAV Tankbush Memorial Fund, which provides needy mercs with the ISK to continue stomping the everloving f*k out of noobs in militia gear. Please direct your generous ISK donation directly to the acting director of BKTHTMF, J4yne C0bb, who will make sure that no bittervet will ever be in want of a tank again. Make a difference in a fellow mercs life -- won't you make that donation today? Min Logi \| aka Punch R0ckgroin*, Fatsuit
DeadlyAztec11 Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation 3561	Posted - 2014.01.25 23:22:00 - [12] - Quote Darken-Soul wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: Such noobness cannot go unpunished. Except your fate. accept Adept ---> Adept. Darn you spell check! You make a mockery of me once more! My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
Mortedeamor 1285	Posted - 2014.01.25 23:26:00 - [13] - Quote if i made a thread every time my tank was dropped upside down in closed beta these forums would be flooded with my tears..1 tank getting stuck ina wall no big deal.. although i am curious how the hell you managed to get it stuck in the redline? because ive never honestly seen that one jihhhaders = av lvl 0 swarm master = av lvl 99+
DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 80	Posted - 2014.01.25 23:29:00 - [14] - Quote Regnier Feros wrote: i think you need to lie down queen NO. KWADS > SQUADS
DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 80	Posted - 2014.01.25 23:30:00 - [15] - Quote Glitch116 wrote: shhhhhh its ok to cry for the lose of your majestic mount they carry you through hell only to end up as a blackened smoking husk that slowly fades away leaving nothing but their memoirs behind...... I KNOW sniff hopefully Bob is in a better place now ! :(( KWADS > SQUADS
DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 80	Posted - 2014.01.25 23:32:00 - [16] - Quote Mortedeamor wrote: if i made a thread every time my tank was dropped upside down in closed beta these forums would be flooded with my tears..1 tank getting stuck ina wall no big deal.. although i am curious how the hell you managed to get it stuck in the redline? because ive never honestly seen that one ONE TANK GETTING STUCK IN A WALL IS A BIG DEAL it was my first actual tank and one that i stole too :(( and poor bob got stuck between a wall and a crate :( it was so tragic R.I.P BOB <3 KWADS > SQUADS
J4yne C0bb Molon Labe. Public Disorder. 187	Posted - 2014.01.26 00:27:00 - [17] - Quote DaBOMB dotCOM wrote: Mortedeamor wrote: if i made a thread every time my tank was dropped upside down in closed beta these forums would be flooded with my tears..1 tank getting stuck ina wall no big deal.. although i am curious how the hell you managed to get it stuck in the redline? because ive never honestly seen that one ONE TANK GETTING STUCK IN A WALL IS A BIG DEAL it was my first actual tank and one that i stole too :(( and poor bob got stuck between a wall and a crate :( it was so tragic R.I.P BOB <3 This whole thread feels like one of those 10 hour-long ASPCA commercials. You think we can get Sarah McLachlan to make one of those about Bob, and all the other poor unfortunate tanks whose lives were cut too short? Min Logi \| aka Punch R0ckgroin, Fatsuit
Scheneighnay McBob Learning Coalition College 3713	Posted - 2014.01.26 00:49:00 - [18] - Quote This is now the official Learning Coalition recruitment thread. I am your scan error.
DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 85	Posted - 2014.01.26 00:57:00 - [19] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: This is now the official Learning Coalition recruitment thread. eskuze me.... this is the kweens thread... gosh sassy hair flip KWADS > SQUADS
Greasepalms Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 431	Posted - 2014.01.26 01:25:00 - [20] - Quote May Bob rest in our memories. Rest in Peace, Bob.

DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 90	Posted - 2014.01.26 02:18:00 - [21] - Quote :'( KWADS > SQUADS
J4yne C0bb Molon Labe. Public Disorder. 190	Posted - 2014.01.26 05:59:00 - [22] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: This is now the official Learning Coalition recruitment thread. No, this is already the "dupe mercs into making ISK donations to me" thread. You go threadjack your own. Please friends, this is a serious community issue. Clearly, the real tragedy here is that Bob the HAV's life was cut way too short, when he should have had a long, fulfilling existence hunting newberries to extinction. It's a proven fact that, sadly, every 60 seconds another noob goes unstomped by tank spam, evading the brutal, merciless beatdown that is his lot in New Eden. But hear you asking, "How can I help?" Friend, you can help by donating to Bob's Tankbush Memorial Fund, so we can spread the wealth to mercs in need of HAVs as good and as decent as Bob was. Every time a new HAV is spawned, it keeps the memory of Bob alive! And eventually, when enough mercs are biomassed due to ragequiting Dust, that dear sweet angel of a tank Bob will finally get his wings! Don't let another noob go unpunished by tank spam -- make an obscenely enormous ISK donation to me today! Min Logi \| aka Punch R0ckgroin, Fatsuit
DaBOMB dotCOM Ancient Erectiles 93	Posted - 2014.01.26 17:37:00 - [23] - Quote J4yne C0bb wrote: Scheneighnay McBob wrote: This is now the official Learning Coalition recruitment thread. No, this is already the "dupe mercs into making ISK donations to me" thread. You go threadjack your own. Please friends, this is a serious community issue. Clearly, the real tragedy here is that Bob the HAV's life was cut way too short, when he should have had a long, fulfilling existence hunting newberries to extinction. It's a proven fact that, sadly, every 60 seconds another noob goes unstomped by tank spam, evading the brutal, merciless beatdown that is his lot in New Eden. But hear you asking, "How can I help?" Friend, you can help by donating to Bob's Tankbush Memorial Fund, so we can spread the wealth to mercs in need of HAVs as good and as decent as Bob was. Every time a new HAV is spawned, it keeps the memory of Bob alive! And eventually, when enough mercs are biomassed due to ragequiting Dust, that dear sweet angel of a tank Bob will finally get his wings! Don't let another noob go unpunished by tank spam -- make an obscenely enormous ISK donation to me today! YEAH DONATE TODAY IN MEMORY OF BOB KWADS > SQUADS
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 12634	Posted - 2014.01.26 18:23:00 - [24] - Quote Greasepalms wrote: May Bob rest in our memories. Rest in Peace, Bob. More like rest in pieces. CPM 0 Secretary Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist \\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked


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