Such noobness cannot go unpunished. Except your fate.

i think you need to lie down queen

shhhhhh its ok to cry for the lose of your majestic mount they carry you through hell only to end up as a blackened smoking husk that slowly fades away leaving nothing but their memoirs behind......

if i made a thread every time my tank was dropped upside down in closed beta these forums would be flooded with my tears..1 tank getting stuck ina wall no big deal..


although i am curious how the hell you managed to get it stuck in the redline? because ive never honestly seen that one

This is now the official Learning Coalition recruitment thread.

No, this is already the "dupe mercs into making ISK donations to me" thread. You go threadjack your own.

Please friends, this is a serious community issue. Clearly, the real tragedy here is that Bob the HAV's life was cut way too short, when he should have had a long, fulfilling existence hunting newberries to extinction.

It's a proven fact that, sadly, every 60 seconds another noob goes unstomped by tank spam, evading the brutal, merciless beatdown that is his lot in New Eden. But hear you asking, "How can I help?" Friend, you can help by donating to Bob's Tankbush Memorial Fund, so we can spread the wealth to mercs in need of HAVs as good and as decent as Bob was. Every time a new HAV is spawned, it keeps the memory of Bob alive! And eventually, when enough mercs are biomassed due to ragequiting Dust, that dear sweet angel of a tank Bob will finally get his wings!

Don't let another noob go unpunished by tank spam -- make an obscenely enormous ISK donation to me today!