J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2014.01.25 22:02:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Bob was a Kaalakiota Tactical HAV. He leaves behind numerous brothers and sisters, many friends, and his owner.
Bob's surviving relatives request that in lieu of flowers, you can make a donation to the Bob Kaalakiota Tactical HAV Tankbush Memorial Fund, which provides needy mercs with the ISK to continue stomping the everloving f**k out of noobs in militia gear.
Please direct your generous ISK donation directly to the acting director of BKTHTMF, J4yne C0bb, who will make sure that no bittervet will ever be in want of a tank again. Make a difference in a fellow mercs life -- won't you make that donation today?
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2014.01.26 00:27:00 -
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DaBOMB dotCOM wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:if i made a thread every time my tank was dropped upside down in closed beta these forums would be flooded with my tears..1 tank getting stuck ina wall no big deal..
although i am curious how the hell you managed to get it stuck in the redline? because ive never honestly seen that one ONE TANK GETTING STUCK IN A WALL IS A BIG DEAL  it was my first actual tank and one that i stole too :(( and poor bob got stuck between a wall and a crate :( it was so tragic R.I.P BOB <3
This whole thread feels like one of those 10 hour-long ASPCA commercials. You think we can get Sarah McLachlan to make one of those about Bob, and all the other poor unfortunate tanks whose lives were cut too short?
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, Fatsuit
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2014.01.26 05:59:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:This is now the official Learning Coalition recruitment thread.
No, this is already the "dupe mercs into making ISK donations to me" thread. You go threadjack your own.
Please friends, this is a serious community issue. Clearly, the real tragedy here is that Bob the HAV's life was cut way too short, when he should have had a long, fulfilling existence hunting newberries to extinction.
It's a proven fact that, sadly, every 60 seconds another noob goes unstomped by tank spam, evading the brutal, merciless beatdown that is his lot in New Eden. But hear you asking, "How can I help?" Friend, you can help by donating to Bob's Tankbush Memorial Fund, so we can spread the wealth to mercs in need of HAVs as good and as decent as Bob was. Every time a new HAV is spawned, it keeps the memory of Bob alive! And eventually, when enough mercs are biomassed due to ragequiting Dust, that dear sweet angel of a tank Bob will finally get his wings!
Don't let another noob go unpunished by tank spam -- make an obscenely enormous ISK donation to me today!
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, Fatsuit
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