Why do I need to leave my living-room when your mom makes house calls?

May need to fire her, though. Seems everyone's been getting a taste.

You twisted sumbitch, befriending the monster in your closet!

For shaaaaaame

Because nerds like you sit on a game all day instead of trying to better yourself.

You may not have a lot of money..and there's nothing wrong with that...

but there's also a lot of people out there who dont have money that are out there trying to get it every day, instead of sitting at home working on their meta. Meta game doesnt take care of your loved ones, neither does being the best TroLL on the forums.

So quit being a piece of **** and go do somthing with your life instead of crying like a little baby. If you dont like what I say..ignore it. Or keep crying about it lol...its entertaining and quite amusing.

Fail.

What's this? Real talk? Hmm.

So you can be something other then an ass. :3 I rather like this side of you :P

But in regards to your comment: I actually agree with that line of thinking, personally. A person should always be expanding his life and broadening his horizons, outside of pixels. Especially when they have others who rely on there to help support there daily lives.

idk, man. If this is how you really view things I can relax a little, but it just seems like you use reality as an excuse to troll. Plus, not everyones in that position of having someone else to take care of. But, going through my memory, I've never seen you troll anyone who didn't have a wife or kids about reality. So I may owe you an apology after understanding your side more.

To sum things up- zscrubway is so mad he got wrecked by kobra AGAIN he refuses to even read the OP and resorts to "LOL FITE ME IRL"

Sota decimates him with logic yet again

Some dude is racist AF

Rampage still a non factor corp hopper

10/10 thread

Look man i say some of the arrogant things I do, because it riles every one up. Like this Bane kid..idk who he is, but what I say makes him feel the need to talk ****..and thats fine. Everyone is entitled to...i choose not to respond to him because he's not really relevant.

However,

If I were genuinely such an arrogant prick..i doubt people would play with me...and i probably wouldnt have a corp. I like to think im pretty down to earth, but nobody besides the people who play with me would know that. Which is cool because we all choose to play with who we want.

My family doesnt have a lot of money..so I relate to those who dont too..and in RL it doesnt matter what you have or how you live..as long as your a good person, that's all that matters to me. Ive been through my own set of struggles much like everyone else..but I did what I had to do to get where im at so I can take care of my Family who doesnt have a lot of money.

My comments about RL are directed at those who think they are gods at this game...who literally sit around and play ALLLLL day. Of course youre going to be good or better than a large majority if you sit on your ass all day playing dust. I enjoy playing video games...i think i always will. But it is a hobby for me...there are many people who play this game who are deuch bags that do nothing but the bare minimum in their RL and play this game for the rest of the day/night. And some may be better than me...but of course you would be, i dont have the time. But my retort is "my RL is probably better than yours because im out there doing something with it...enjoying everything it has to offer, or trying to...and always trying to better myself while youre sitting at home...literally doing nothing to improve or better your situation'

So yea, I may not always drop crazy numbers in PC...BUTTT thats fine because I drop crazy numbers into my bank account (sounds arrogant, kind of is lol, but i dont mean it the way it sounds) for a 26 year old. So at the end of the dayy..i guess congrats to those who are better than me at dust..unfortunately for those people..it doesnt put food on the table or pay the bills.

FITE ME IRL BRUH

Like this kid sota...

perfect example..

King Kobrah runs his mouth because his RL isnt that great...its cool Kobrah...i know bud ;)

Now that was real talk, and a pleasant read. Forums make it hard for us to understand others, so we jump on what things seem to be and roll with it. I'm glad I finally got to read a post like this from you, it changes my opinion about you completely.

Sorry for the **** I've given you without even trying to understand why you say what you say.

Lol, you have to admit, though, you have a lot of enemies around here. It's no surprise you get hated on, even I was on board with ripping you a part post by post.

Gotta show dat heart of yours sometime man, it helps people relax on the hate.

And tbh..i dont really talk **** to anyone but like 3 people lol. CHICAGONUBS, Zatara...and you lol.

So you lose 1v1s to a gnat? What would that rank you as, an irrelevant amoeba?

This made me laugh lol

You explained why you trash the other two, now I'd like to hear why I was special enough to get your attention. ^_^

Getting in an argument with I guy who cant even spell is own name right isnt worth my time. King Kobrah is like a nat..one of those little annoying flys buzzing around that will go away for a little bit if you swat him away...but you can always count on him coming back.. I dont let people like him bother me.

And tbh..i dont really talk **** to anyone but like 3 people lol. CHICAGONUBS, Zatara...and you lol. There are plenty of people who run their mouth to me on here..but i just ignore it because..idc lol. The only reason I talked **** to zatara is because he made an alt and ran his mouth on the forums about me. I just think chicago is a waste of life and the epitome of a nerd...and that was long before this game ever came around...little bit of history that nobody on here would know about..it took 10 years for cubs to get good at a game (and he's not even that good) where he didnt have to cheat to do it...and he acts like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread...i just feel like knocking him down a few pegs whenever i can..

You act like I didnt kill you too lol. I dont need to brag about how many times i kill somebody in a pc...especially somebody like you

And lets be honest with ourselves KiNg KoBRaH...killing me after i have been spammed with grenades by C in on Skyfire...doesnt really constitute as a 1v1.

Please be honest, cause myself and many others would really like to know...

How's it feel to get facerolled by King Kobrah?


I mean my competition-level neckbeard gives me the priviledge to kill everyone at one point or another (although admittedly I try to follow the real slayers and steal a kill when their health is low to maximize my chances and pad my stats...sorry Regnum).

But Kobrah? We're talking about a guy who hasn't played since Arirana was relevant.

Literally, I called him up yesterday to see if he wanted to roll some FW and try out the new patch. After he declined I told him tanks could literally fly and it piqued his interest so much that he downloaded the game again to see it with his own eyes.

A couple hours later I get approached for a contract, I ask if he wants to try out a PC lagfest and he reluctantly agrees, mentioning Broadways Mom just started dinner so he had some time to kill.

So here we have Kobrah, hasn't played since 1.3 or 1.4... back in August, has a whopping 2 matches under his belt, and goes up against the almighty zBroadway, the dust equivalent of Chuck Norris.

Yea Kobrah has a rough match, expected considering he hasn't played for months and is suffering from a vitamin E deficiency due to his Jesse Ventura 'Sexual Tyrannosaurus' feats with family members of yours. However, he manages to find you and pimp slap u into next Tuesday, while the presence of 1 self-proclaimed 'better than you' Broadway isn't even good enough to save a district for his team, on their own home planet.

I know I'm a scrub, never denied it. The only thing Im good at is impregnating my wife (yes I can say that cause I have the DNA tests to prove it, cause even I couldn't believe it without proof).

my neckbeard keeps me on the leaderboards, and the fact that people like you continue to support my fan club across every game I ever play keeps me in the spotlight.

But you, getting beat down by someone who literally has not played the game in months... well myself and many others really want to know what that feels like?

we couldn't get ahold of Dr. Phil for his thoughts so figured I might as well just ask you directly.

thanks bro and GG. better luck next time on the district. maybe the next group of randoms u face wont be so lucky as we were. o and sorry about your car

come on now, nothing tops sliced bread. And im the first one to say im garbage. Luckily my talent resides in assembling and creating a well oiled machine on the battlefield.

i make no misconceptions about that.

you on the other hand just have a chip on your shoulder cause working 2 jobs to support a family and keep yourself from getting evicted from that doublewide makes you hostile toward people who can actually support their family AND grow a neckbeard u have only seen in pictures.

I understand your pain and empathize. But somehow justifying talking $h1t about some in the context of real life is simply pathetic and demonstrates yet another glaring example that u were the victim of bullying on your grade school playground.

when everyone got transformers you got hand-me-down stuffed animals.

myself, i never bashed on those kids growing up, cause my parents taught me to respect people and not stereotype anyone

i just wish u experienced the same. U might not be spending your waning moments on a gaming forum making a fool out of yourself at every turn.

tell your kids uncle cubs has their presents wrapped and in the mail. Hate for them not to have a visit from santa again

don't make me dig up the past when i smashed you in every 1v1 we ran, the only reason you survived our second encounter was because of you being repped with a core focus repair tool

goml n go negative more pls

your attitude is way too elitist for your level of skill in this game

You remember every 1v1 encounter we have had? lol Get a life nerd. Go clean off your Dust Diary and refresh my memory of every 1v1 weve shared together...id love to hear it. hahah Dig up the past on a video game??? Bahahahaha you ******.

ironic isn't it? you have now officially become a waste of space contradicting even yourself.

but don't worry I already sent your kids the presents so you can secretly appreciate my philanthropy even toward people like you that don't deserve it.


Merry Christmas

hahah Dig up the past on a video game??? Bahahahaha you ******.

ironic isn't it? you have now officially become a waste of space contradicting even yourself.

but don't worry I already sent your kids the presents so you can secretly appreciate my philanthropy even toward people like you that don't deserve it.


Merry Christmas

Yea thats what I thought. What are you doing posting on the forums at 10:30 on a friday morning? Your not working..thats for damn sure

And its different scenerios cubs..dont try to group that together with a specific argument between myself and somebody else. King Kobrah is talking about specific 1v1 scenerios. When i bring up the past its not about specific 1v1 scenerios or how many times we beat your clans...mainly because I never played you since you dodged all the good clans...its actually about how you owned 9 playstations/copies of the same game/network adapters just to be number one on a leader board.

Your trying to compare apples to oranges...and your doing a terrible job at it.

Go eat more government cheese

matter of fact im sitting here at work, getting paid to demonstrate your flaws.

whats wrong broadway? this all about cause u couldn't afford 9 used ps2s WITH adaptors WITH games WITH controllers u coulda gotten for $300 total and coulda later sold for much more without any effort? or the fact that with a little MacGyver action with a turbo controller and a rubber band I could be number one on a leaderboard (#5 actually, far from the best nolifer even then) AND work fulltime, support a family and everything else u seem to think just isn't possible to do both?

here's a fun fact son, I'm not even on these forums when I'm actually home. when im home im doing my nolife duties on the game, as well as wrapping your kids presents. My wife looks at me funny when I say these presents aren't for my own children, but we do the annual 'adopt-a-child' program around here so she understands.

we have big hearts

im not 'comparing' anything. simply pointing out you are contradicting yourself and like so many here, trying to figure out what traumatic event in your life caused you to become a poster child for American poverty?

So last night when you made this thread...you wernt at home?

And stop the sending presents nonsense...not only is it lame, but i dont even have children so its not applicable.