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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
TeamPlayers
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Posted - 2013.12.12 15:42:00 -
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Please be honest, cause myself and many others would really like to know...
How's it feel to get facerolled by King Kobrah?
I mean my competition-level neckbeard gives me the priviledge to kill everyone at one point or another (although admittedly I try to follow the real slayers and steal a kill when their health is low to maximize my chances and pad my stats...sorry Regnum).
But Kobrah? We're talking about a guy who hasn't played since Arirana was relevant.
Literally, I called him up yesterday to see if he wanted to roll some FW and try out the new patch. After he declined I told him tanks could literally fly and it piqued his interest so much that he downloaded the game again to see it with his own eyes.
A couple hours later I get approached for a contract, I ask if he wants to try out a PC lagfest and he reluctantly agrees, mentioning Broadways Mom just started dinner so he had some time to kill.
So here we have Kobrah, hasn't played since 1.3 or 1.4... back in August, has a whopping 2 matches under his belt, and goes up against the almighty zBroadway, the dust equivalent of Chuck Norris.
Yea Kobrah has a rough match, expected considering he hasn't played for months and is suffering from a vitamin E deficiency due to his Jesse Ventura 'Sexual Tyrannosaurus' feats with family members of yours. However, he manages to find you and pimp slap u into next Tuesday, while the presence of 1 self-proclaimed 'better than you' Broadway isn't even good enough to save a district for his team, on their own home planet.
I know I'm a scrub, never denied it. The only thing Im good at is impregnating my wife (yes I can say that cause I have the DNA tests to prove it, cause even I couldn't believe it without proof).
my neckbeard keeps me on the leaderboards, and the fact that people like you continue to support my fan club across every game I ever play keeps me in the spotlight.
But you, getting beat down by someone who literally has not played the game in months... well myself and many others really want to know what that feels like?
we couldn't get ahold of Dr. Phil for his thoughts so figured I might as well just ask you directly.
thanks bro and GG. better luck next time on the district. maybe the next group of randoms u face wont be so lucky as we were. o and sorry about your car
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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DJINN Rampage
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
916
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Posted - 2013.12.12 15:58:00 -
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not to be a **** or anything, but JS broadway hasn't played since the tournament except for a few PCs here and there, the dudes a beast but kobrah? he's the king of QQ, that **** is more OP than my 15 isk soma
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Ser Tarlon
United Pwnage Service RISE of LEGION
66
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Posted - 2013.12.12 16:20:00 -
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Do i smell the intention of public humiliation?
Black, Red - Strength, Dead
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Derrith Erador
Pradox XVI
483
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Posted - 2013.12.12 17:24:00 -
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Cubs, I regret to inform you that your post was not complete, you forgot this.
And this is just here because I feel like it.
I love kittens with mittens
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bunnywink
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
379
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Posted - 2013.12.12 18:59:00 -
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I have a serious question, too.
Why do you two have such a hard on for each other? |
The Furtive Pygmy
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
14
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Posted - 2013.12.12 19:09:00 -
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10/10 thread, best the war room has seen in months
Not only that, to add insult to injury, we took a piece of land on their home planet.
I am currently distilling his tears, they will be bottled and sold for 5m a pop if anyone is interested |
XEROO COOL
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
180
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Posted - 2013.12.12 19:25:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:I have a serious question, too.
Why do you two have such a hard on for each other? 2 things you never pass on when you are old.... a bathroom and a hard on...
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
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The legend345
TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback
4292
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Posted - 2013.12.12 19:46:00 -
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In before broadway says hes better looking then cubs ^_^
Also in before marauder tells cubs to watch anime
Also in before i agree with marauder
Also in before zatara comes and posts a pc pic like a.. nevermind
Tanker
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Mavado V Noriega
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
3467
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Posted - 2013.12.12 20:37:00 -
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DJINN Rampage wrote:not to be a **** or anything, but JS broadway hasn't played since the tournament except for a few PCs here and there, the dudes a beast but kobrah? he's the king of QQ, that **** is more OP than my 15 isk soma
Ive seen much worse QQ and if u think Kobrah isnt a beast then thats just hatin tbqh
and before u come in and say no he aint or w/e then why was ur old HS A-Team buddies trying to poach him like many others right before PC
Preacher of #Logic & Godfather of Molden Heath,
Playing better more competitive & balanced games atm while DUST gets gud
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MassiveNine
0uter.Heaven Proficiency V.
586
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Posted - 2013.12.12 21:17:00 -
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DJINN Rampage wrote:not to be a **** or anything, but JS broadway hasn't played since the tournament except for a few PCs here and there, the dudes a beast but kobrah? he's the king of QQ, that **** is more OP than my 15 isk soma
Here you are, opening your b!tch mouth like you mean anything. Nothing better than hearing that high-pitched squeal you call a voice crying because you went 2/20 in a PC match.
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The Furtive Pygmy
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
14
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Posted - 2013.12.12 21:26:00 -
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Mavado V Noriega wrote:DJINN Rampage wrote:not to be a **** or anything, but JS broadway hasn't played since the tournament except for a few PCs here and there, the dudes a beast but kobrah? he's the king of QQ, that **** is more OP than my 15 isk soma Ive seen much worse QQ and if u think Kobrah isnt a beast then thats just hatin tbqh and before u come in and say no he aint or w/e then why was ur old HS A-Team buddies trying to poach him like many others right before PC #logicindust
@thread broadway also went below 1:1 KDR in that match
he runs around talking so much **** saying "LOL ITS EZ TO GO POSITIVE IN PC ONLY SCRUBS TAKE PICTURES" but this is the 5th time I've personally witnessed him go under a 1 kill-death ratio in PC, despite having a logi following him around repping his armor-tanked caldari logi
LMAO @ zscrubway gg was very eZ |
FiddleFapp
Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:02:00 -
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Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." |
zBroadway
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
138
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:07:00 -
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FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day."
Yes cubs is definetly THE OG Nig then
I didnt read any of this btw..way to waste your time CHICAGOSCRUBS...not like you were really doing anything else with your time..because we all know you dont have a job, or a life.
My confidence, combined with somebody else's low self esteem...sometimes equals my arrogance.
EST. 1987
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Long Evity
721
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:07:00 -
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FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." idgaf what erban dictionary says, it also defines *****, ****, and other words too - does that make them proper, right, or reasonable to use?
Racist ****.
I am not who you think I am, only but just a dream.
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Long Evity
724
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:09:00 -
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zBroadway wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." Yes cubs is definetly THE OG Nig then I didnt read any of this btw..way to waste your time CHICAGOSCRUBS...not like you were really doing anything else with your time..because we all know you dont have a job, or a life. IS EVERYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE WITH YOU?!?!
Seriously, how arrogant are you? You're on a video game forum playing a video game with others - and you constantly, every day, bring up someones real life, like it matters AT ALL.
Are you really so pathetic that this is the only way you can secure your emotional values by demeaning every nerd and geek you find on gaming forums?
You're scum, bro.
I am not who you think I am, only but just a dream.
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DJINN Rampage
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
916
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:10:00 -
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FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day."
+1 for accuracy, also kingfaggrah is a scrub who doesn't pay his debts.
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FiddleFapp
Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:10:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." idgaf what erban dictionary says, it also defines *****, ****, and other words too - does that make them proper, right, or reasonable to use? Racist ****.
I used to fu ck guys like you in prison..... |
Long Evity
724
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:12:00 -
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FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." idgaf what erban dictionary says, it also defines *****, ****, and other words too - does that make them proper, right, or reasonable to use? Racist ****. I used to fu ck guys like you in prison..... I used to send guys like you to prison while I bang the girlfriends they never saw again without a letter.
I am not who you think I am, only but just a dream.
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FiddleFapp
Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:15:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:zBroadway wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." Yes cubs is definetly THE OG Nig then I didnt read any of this btw..way to waste your time CHICAGOSCRUBS...not like you were really doing anything else with your time..because we all know you dont have a job, or a life. IS EVERYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE WITH YOU?!?! Seriously, how arrogant are you? You're on a video game forum playing a video game with others - and you constantly, every day, bring up someones real life, like it matters AT ALL. Are you really so pathetic that this is the only way you can secure your emotional values by demeaning every nerd and geek you find on gaming forums? You're scum, bro.
The fact that you think real life doesn't matter is proof that you also don't have one. Why should z not mention that cubs only achievement in life is being meh at a video game that has a smaller player base than Ms. Pacman ? |
DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
3316
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:15:00 -
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You guys need to watch anime to calm yourselves... I calmed myself last night thanks to it.
Only scrubs with no lives don't watch it :P
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FiddleFapp
Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:16:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." idgaf what erban dictionary says, it also defines *****, ****, and other words too - does that make them proper, right, or reasonable to use? Racist ****. I used to fu ck guys like you in prison..... I used to send guys like you to prison while I bang the girlfriends they never saw again without a letter.
Good come back....... I'm gay btw so feel free to **** my boyfriends you snatchnapkin. |
Long Evity
727
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:20:00 -
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FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:zBroadway wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." Yes cubs is definetly THE OG Nig then I didnt read any of this btw..way to waste your time CHICAGOSCRUBS...not like you were really doing anything else with your time..because we all know you dont have a job, or a life. IS EVERYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE WITH YOU?!?! Seriously, how arrogant are you? You're on a video game forum playing a video game with others - and you constantly, every day, bring up someones real life, like it matters AT ALL. Are you really so pathetic that this is the only way you can secure your emotional values by demeaning every nerd and geek you find on gaming forums? You're scum, bro. The fact that you think real life doesn't matter is proof that you also don't have one. Why should z not mention that cubs only achievement in life is being meh at a video game that has a smaller player base than Ms. Pacman ? Because we're on a video game forum, where only the video game matters? What relevance is there that someone finds time to play a game 5-6 hours a day? It's a ******* hobby to begin with. To demean people over life choices is the stupidest ******* thing I've read on these forums. They're happy, you don't approve - it isn't your ******* life.
You can't even validate the claims you make on others - it's just non-consequencial bullshit you fags need to feel good about yourselves. Why not go a forum who gives a **** about your life and go spam them how awesome you are?
It's pathetic. It's obvious there's a ton of people around here who dedicate themselves to playing video games - so ofc their lives aren't as rich and fabulous as others. Why not go to a car forum and spam how xbox made your day?
I am not who you think I am, only but just a dream.
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Long Evity
727
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:23:00 -
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FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." idgaf what erban dictionary says, it also defines *****, ****, and other words too - does that make them proper, right, or reasonable to use? Racist ****. I used to fu ck guys like you in prison..... I used to send guys like you to prison while I bang the girlfriends they never saw again without a letter. Good come back....... I'm gay btw so feel free to **** my boyfriends you snatchnapkin. Lmao.
It all makes sense now, no wonder you suck broadway off so much.
I am not who you think I am, only but just a dream.
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Timbo101
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
89
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:26:00 -
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you know what helps me stay calm? Every time I get stressed I sit down, put on some quiet music, turn the lights off, light some candles, then put on hardcore **** and beat my **** vigorously!! |
Heavy Salvo
Fatal Absolution
134
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:45:00 -
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Timbo101 wrote:you know what helps me stay calm? Every time I get stressed I sit down, put on some quiet music, turn the lights off, light some candles, then put on hardcore **** and beat my **** vigorously!!
I prefer this method ;D
A salute, to all the toy soldiers left to melt in the sun by those who would only dream of conquest.
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Timbo101
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
90
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Posted - 2013.12.12 23:57:00 -
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Heavy Salvo wrote:Timbo101 wrote:you know what helps me stay calm? Every time I get stressed I sit down, put on some quiet music, turn the lights off, light some candles, then put on hardcore **** and beat my **** vigorously!! I prefer this method ;D
Ive done that a few times too, but it was in the living room, and the lights were on, and it was my roommate in the room |
Heavy Salvo
Fatal Absolution
135
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Posted - 2013.12.13 00:01:00 -
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Timbo101 wrote:Heavy Salvo wrote:Timbo101 wrote:you know what helps me stay calm? Every time I get stressed I sit down, put on some quiet music, turn the lights off, light some candles, then put on hardcore **** and beat my **** vigorously!! I prefer this method ;D Ive done that a few times too, but it was in the living room, and the lights were on, and it was my roommate in the room
You twisted sumbitch, befriending the monster in your closet!
For shaaaaaame
A salute, to all the toy soldiers left to melt in the sun by those who would only dream of conquest.
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zBroadway
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
139
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Posted - 2013.12.13 00:17:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." idgaf what erban dictionary says, it also defines *****, ****, and other words too - does that make them proper, right, or reasonable to use? Racist ****. I used to fu ck guys like you in prison..... I used to send guys like you to prison while I bang the girlfriends they never saw again without a letter.
How can you have sex with girls when you dont ever leave your bedroom? lol
You getting mad Sota? Ahahahahahah
Get a life virgin!!
My confidence, combined with somebody else's low self esteem...sometimes equals my arrogance.
EST. 1987
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Long Evity
727
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Posted - 2013.12.13 00:22:00 -
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zBroadway wrote:Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." idgaf what erban dictionary says, it also defines *****, ****, and other words too - does that make them proper, right, or reasonable to use? Racist ****. I used to fu ck guys like you in prison..... I used to send guys like you to prison while I bang the girlfriends they never saw again without a letter. How can you have sex with girls when you dont ever leave your bedroom? lol You getting mad Sota? Ahahahahahah Get a life virgin!! Why do I need to leave my living-room when your mom makes house calls?
May need to fire her, though. Seems everyone's been getting a taste.
I am not who you think I am, only but just a dream.
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zBroadway
Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance
139
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Posted - 2013.12.13 00:25:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Long Evity wrote:zBroadway wrote:FiddleFapp wrote:Cubs.... besides zatara you are the biggest nigg er in this game.
And for you people who think that's racist refer to the erban dictionary
Nigg er. " someone who sits at home collects unemployment, disability, and plays video games all day." Yes cubs is definetly THE OG Nig then I didnt read any of this btw..way to waste your time CHICAGOSCRUBS...not like you were really doing anything else with your time..because we all know you dont have a job, or a life. IS EVERYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE WITH YOU?!?! Seriously, how arrogant are you? You're on a video game forum playing a video game with others - and you constantly, every day, bring up someones real life, like it matters AT ALL. Are you really so pathetic that this is the only way you can secure your emotional values by demeaning every nerd and geek you find on gaming forums? You're scum, bro. The fact that you think real life doesn't matter is proof that you also don't have one. Why should z not mention that cubs only achievement in life is being meh at a video game that has a smaller player base than Ms. Pacman ? Because we're on a video game forum, where only the video game matters? What relevance is there that someone finds time to play a game 5-6 hours a day? It's a ******* hobby to begin with. To demean people over life choices is the stupidest ******* thing I've read on these forums. They're happy, you don't approve - it isn't your ******* life. You can't even validate the claims you make on others - it's just non-consequencial bullshit you fags need to feel good about yourselves. Why not go a forum who gives a **** about your life and go spam them how awesome you are? It's pathetic. It's obvious there's a ton of people around here who dedicate themselves to playing video games - so ofc their lives aren't as rich and fabulous as others. Why not go to a car forum and spam how xbox made your day?
Because nerds like you sit on a game all day instead of trying to better yourself.
You may not have a lot of money..and there's nothing wrong with that...
but there's also a lot of people out there who dont have money that are out there trying to get it every day, instead of sitting at home working on their meta. Meta game doesnt take care of your loved ones, neither does being the best TroLL on the forums.
So quit being a piece of **** and go do somthing with your life instead of crying like a little baby. If you dont like what I say..ignore it. Or keep crying about it lol...its entertaining and quite amusing.
My confidence, combined with somebody else's low self esteem...sometimes equals my arrogance.
EST. 1987
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