Please be honest, cause myself and many others would really like to know...

How's it feel to get facerolled by King Kobrah?


I mean my competition-level neckbeard gives me the priviledge to kill everyone at one point or another (although admittedly I try to follow the real slayers and steal a kill when their health is low to maximize my chances and pad my stats...sorry Regnum).

But Kobrah? We're talking about a guy who hasn't played since Arirana was relevant.

Literally, I called him up yesterday to see if he wanted to roll some FW and try out the new patch. After he declined I told him tanks could literally fly and it piqued his interest so much that he downloaded the game again to see it with his own eyes.

A couple hours later I get approached for a contract, I ask if he wants to try out a PC lagfest and he reluctantly agrees, mentioning Broadways Mom just started dinner so he had some time to kill.

So here we have Kobrah, hasn't played since 1.3 or 1.4... back in August, has a whopping 2 matches under his belt, and goes up against the almighty zBroadway, the dust equivalent of Chuck Norris.

Yea Kobrah has a rough match, expected considering he hasn't played for months and is suffering from a vitamin E deficiency due to his Jesse Ventura 'Sexual Tyrannosaurus' feats with family members of yours. However, he manages to find you and pimp slap u into next Tuesday, while the presence of 1 self-proclaimed 'better than you' Broadway isn't even good enough to save a district for his team, on their own home planet.

I know I'm a scrub, never denied it. The only thing Im good at is impregnating my wife (yes I can say that cause I have the DNA tests to prove it, cause even I couldn't believe it without proof).

my neckbeard keeps me on the leaderboards, and the fact that people like you continue to support my fan club across every game I ever play keeps me in the spotlight.

But you, getting beat down by someone who literally has not played the game in months... well myself and many others really want to know what that feels like?

we couldn't get ahold of Dr. Phil for his thoughts so figured I might as well just ask you directly.

thanks bro and GG. better luck next time on the district. maybe the next group of randoms u face wont be so lucky as we were. o and sorry about your car