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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
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Posted - 2013.12.12 15:42:00 -
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Please be honest, cause myself and many others would really like to know...
How's it feel to get facerolled by King Kobrah?
I mean my competition-level neckbeard gives me the priviledge to kill everyone at one point or another (although admittedly I try to follow the real slayers and steal a kill when their health is low to maximize my chances and pad my stats...sorry Regnum).
But Kobrah? We're talking about a guy who hasn't played since Arirana was relevant.
Literally, I called him up yesterday to see if he wanted to roll some FW and try out the new patch. After he declined I told him tanks could literally fly and it piqued his interest so much that he downloaded the game again to see it with his own eyes.
A couple hours later I get approached for a contract, I ask if he wants to try out a PC lagfest and he reluctantly agrees, mentioning Broadways Mom just started dinner so he had some time to kill.
So here we have Kobrah, hasn't played since 1.3 or 1.4... back in August, has a whopping 2 matches under his belt, and goes up against the almighty zBroadway, the dust equivalent of Chuck Norris.
Yea Kobrah has a rough match, expected considering he hasn't played for months and is suffering from a vitamin E deficiency due to his Jesse Ventura 'Sexual Tyrannosaurus' feats with family members of yours. However, he manages to find you and pimp slap u into next Tuesday, while the presence of 1 self-proclaimed 'better than you' Broadway isn't even good enough to save a district for his team, on their own home planet.
I know I'm a scrub, never denied it. The only thing Im good at is impregnating my wife (yes I can say that cause I have the DNA tests to prove it, cause even I couldn't believe it without proof).
my neckbeard keeps me on the leaderboards, and the fact that people like you continue to support my fan club across every game I ever play keeps me in the spotlight.
But you, getting beat down by someone who literally has not played the game in months... well myself and many others really want to know what that feels like?
we couldn't get ahold of Dr. Phil for his thoughts so figured I might as well just ask you directly.
thanks bro and GG. better luck next time on the district. maybe the next group of randoms u face wont be so lucky as we were. o and sorry about your car
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
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Posted - 2013.12.13 05:38:00 -
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zBroadway wrote:Long Evity wrote:zBroadway wrote:The Furtive Pygmy wrote:To sum things up- zscrubway is so mad he got wrecked by kobra AGAIN he refuses to even read the OP and resorts to "LOL FITE ME IRL"
Sota decimates him with logic yet again
Some dude is racist AF
Rampage still a non factor corp hopper
10/10 thread
Like this kid sota... perfect example.. King Kobrah runs his mouth because his RL isnt that great...its cool Kobrah...i know bud ;) Lol, you have to admit, though, you have a lot of enemies around here. It's no surprise you get hated on, even I was on board with ripping you a part post by post. Gotta show dat heart of yours sometime man, it helps people relax on the hate. Getting in an argument with I guy who cant even spell is own name right isnt worth my time. King Kobrah is like a nat..one of those little annoying flys buzzing around that will go away for a little bit if you swat him away...but you can always count on him coming back.. I dont let people like him bother me. And tbh..i dont really talk **** to anyone but like 3 people lol. CHICAGONUBS, Zatara...and you lol. There are plenty of people who run their mouth to me on here..but i just ignore it because..idc lol. The only reason I talked **** to zatara is because he made an alt and ran his mouth on the forums about me. I just think chicago is a waste of life and the epitome of a nerd...and that was long before this game ever came around...little bit of history that nobody on here would know about..it took 10 years for cubs to get good at a game (and he's not even that good) where he didnt have to cheat to do it...and he acts like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread...i just feel like knocking him down a few pegs whenever i can..
come on now, nothing tops sliced bread. And im the first one to say im garbage. Luckily my talent resides in assembling and creating a well oiled machine on the battlefield.
i make no misconceptions about that.
you on the other hand just have a chip on your shoulder cause working 2 jobs to support a family and keep yourself from getting evicted from that doublewide makes you hostile toward people who can actually support their family AND grow a neckbeard u have only seen in pictures.
I understand your pain and empathize. But somehow justifying talking $h1t about some in the context of real life is simply pathetic and demonstrates yet another glaring example that u were the victim of bullying on your grade school playground.
when everyone got transformers you got hand-me-down stuffed animals.
myself, i never bashed on those kids growing up, cause my parents taught me to respect people and not stereotype anyone
i just wish u experienced the same. U might not be spending your waning moments on a gaming forum making a fool out of yourself at every turn.
tell your kids uncle cubs has their presents wrapped and in the mail. Hate for them not to have a visit from santa again
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
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Posted - 2013.12.13 15:17:00 -
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zBroadway wrote: You remember every 1v1 encounter we have had? lol Get a life nerd. Go clean off your Dust Diary and refresh my memory of every 1v1 weve shared together...id love to hear it. hahah Dig up the past on a video game??? Bahahahaha you ******.
ironic isn't it? you have now officially become a waste of space contradicting even yourself.
but don't worry I already sent your kids the presents so you can secretly appreciate my philanthropy even toward people like you that don't deserve it.
Merry Christmas
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
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Posted - 2013.12.13 15:51:00 -
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zBroadway wrote:CHICAGOCUBS4EVER wrote:zBroadway wrote: You remember every 1v1 encounter we have had? lol Get a life nerd. Go clean off your Dust Diary and refresh my memory of every 1v1 weve shared together...id love to hear it. hahah Dig up the past on a video game??? Bahahahaha you ******.
ironic isn't it? you have now officially become a waste of space contradicting even yourself. but don't worry I already sent your kids the presents so you can secretly appreciate my philanthropy even toward people like you that don't deserve it. Merry Christmas Yea thats what I thought. What are you doing posting on the forums at 10:30 on a friday morning? Your not working..thats for damn sure And its different scenerios cubs..dont try to group that together with a specific argument between myself and somebody else. King Kobrah is talking about specific 1v1 scenerios. When i bring up the past its not about specific 1v1 scenerios or how many times we beat your clans...mainly because I never played you since you dodged all the good clans...its actually about how you owned 9 playstations/copies of the same game/network adapters just to be number one on a leader board. Your trying to compare apples to oranges...and your doing a terrible job at it. Go eat more government cheese
matter of fact im sitting here at work, getting paid to demonstrate your flaws.
whats wrong broadway? this all about cause u couldn't afford 9 used ps2s WITH adaptors WITH games WITH controllers u coulda gotten for $300 total and coulda later sold for much more without any effort? or the fact that with a little MacGyver action with a turbo controller and a rubber band I could be number one on a leaderboard (#5 actually, far from the best nolifer even then) AND work fulltime, support a family and everything else u seem to think just isn't possible to do both?
here's a fun fact son, I'm not even on these forums when I'm actually home. when im home im doing my nolife duties on the game, as well as wrapping your kids presents. My wife looks at me funny when I say these presents aren't for my own children, but we do the annual 'adopt-a-child' program around here so she understands.
we have big hearts
im not 'comparing' anything. simply pointing out you are contradicting yourself and like so many here, trying to figure out what traumatic event in your life caused you to become a poster child for American poverty?
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
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Posted - 2013.12.13 16:53:00 -
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zBroadway wrote:
So last night when you made this thread...you wernt at home?
And stop the sending presents nonsense...not only is it lame, but i dont even have children so its not applicable.
I know EVE time is confusing, but 15:42 EVE is 10:42am my time
and then 0538, which was 1238am my time, creating a reply while droppin a 'broadway' before turning in for the night.
smartphones FTW!
o you DONT have children, yet in your 26 years of wisdom and education and insight into the human psyche can judge those that have them?
man u are really making this too easy...
do me a favor tho when they arrive just scratch out little 'timmy' and 'Maryann' and put your wifes name on there for me. don't want her to feel left out.
the gift receipt is taped to the inside of the boxes so it would probably be wise to return the childrens gifts for something she would get some enjoyment out of.
no one should have a frown on Christmas
Common Sense and Logic are 2 things you have to forget when posting on these forums.
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