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8213 wrote:

We were all noobs once.
But since DUST is a new game, a lot of players started the game and learned it from the inception.
Other games, you can play 2 out of the last 10 titles and catch the hang of it and be a pro. Come the 11th title, you're on the same page as the vets. You may have sucked and cut your teeth on BF2, but come BF4 you're a top performer. DUST however is on going. There won't be a DUST 2 to start fresh.

In DUST, all the pros got the privilege to learn the game and grind it with other noobs, they didn't have to worry about getting protostomped. Now, noobs come into the game and have to grind and learn against vets who will mop the floor with them. The vets have superior experience and superior equipment. Its no wonder nobody sticks around.

It comes down to really only one way to play this game. You have to be in a full protosquad and you have to be in a good funded corp in order to be successful at this game on a consistent basis. The game's top players all have the same play system in common. They may use different styles, or weapons, or techniques but they all roll the same way. They roll with the Protostomp System.

Maybe if Corporations should have the ability to enter the Academy and recruit. Or, once you graduate, you learn about corporations and get the chance to apply to a few.

Oh, also in spirit to the thread. You know you're in a game with noobs when, the guy on the losing team is a Logi with 4000WP, lol

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lrian Locust We Who Walk Alone 229	Posted - 2013.10.21 23:48:00 - [1] - Quote ...at the start of a battle, you jump out of the MCC and land on the corpses of 2 teammates who didn't press X. Feel free to post your experiences!
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1184	Posted - 2013.10.21 23:54:00 - [2] - Quote When you are on your way to the null cannon and you see 4-5 blues just shooting and melee ing each other while the reds just sit there and laugh
Patrick57 GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention 848	Posted - 2013.10.21 23:54:00 - [3] - Quote When an enemy is hacking the objective and nobody tries to stop it.
MassiveNine 0uter.Heaven 276	Posted - 2013.10.21 23:56:00 - [4] - Quote When the vehicle they just called in lands on them.
Godin Thekiller Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 1255	Posted - 2013.10.21 23:57:00 - [5] - Quote When you hop out of the MCC to call in another Maddy (damn wiki swarms), and you see 3 guys standing in the redline with snipers shooting at the MCC and then going to team chat asking why, then receiving a response saying that they were killing the MCC...........
Matticus Monk Ordus Trismegistus 592	Posted - 2013.10.21 23:57:00 - [6] - Quote When the blues are hovering around one of the many red letters not hacking it. Are they camping? Is this "newbie stomping"?
Banning Hammer Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 1880	Posted - 2013.10.21 23:58:00 - [7] - Quote Is not nOObs in Dust 514... just bitter vets and scrubs... and maybe one or two trolls.. ok.... maybe LOTS of trolls.
KING CHECKMATE AMARR IMPERIAL CRUSADERS 1976	Posted - 2013.10.22 00:01:00 - [8] - Quote lrian Locust wrote: ...at the start of a battle, you jump out of the MCC and land on the corpses of 2 teammates who didn't press X. Feel free to post your experiences! 2 tanks with all the gunner seats taken spend the whole match shooting at the enemy MCC while you are getting buttplugged by Duvolles at the objectives....
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 640	Posted - 2013.10.22 00:03:00 - [9] - Quote You do realize the stuff already mentioned is neither noobs nor scrubs but people who just no longer give a sh*t about this game and are just hanging around to keep it stupid until CCP decides to do something that resembles a combat FPS?
Godin Thekiller Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 1258	Posted - 2013.10.22 00:03:00 - [10] - Quote KING CHECKMATE wrote: lrian Locust wrote: ...at the start of a battle, you jump out of the MCC and land on the corpses of 2 teammates who didn't press X. Feel free to post your experiences! 2 tanks with all the gunner seats taken spend the whole match shooting at the enemy MCC while you are getting buttplugged by Duvolles at the objectives.... If it's a city, it's only half their fault..... oh wait you said shooting at a MCC. Nm.....

Cosgar ParagonX 6294	Posted - 2013.10.22 00:03:00 - [11] - Quote When the academy only has a 1200 WP requirement to graduate.
KING CHECKMATE AMARR IMPERIAL CRUSADERS 1976	Posted - 2013.10.22 00:05:00 - [12] - Quote Godin Thekiller wrote: KING CHECKMATE wrote: lrian Locust wrote: ...at the start of a battle, you jump out of the MCC and land on the corpses of 2 teammates who didn't press X. Feel free to post your experiences! 2 tanks with all the gunner seats taken spend the whole match shooting at the enemy MCC while you are getting buttplugged by Duvolles at the objectives.... If it's a city, it's only half their fault..... oh wait you said shooting at a MCC. Nm..... It was the new map with 4 objectives and the electric dildo in the middle....
Hellkeizer The Avutora Complex 163	Posted - 2013.10.22 00:05:00 - [13] - Quote When the blue killed a guy, t-bagged him, then gets bombarded by five others
lrian Locust We Who Walk Alone 230	Posted - 2013.10.22 00:26:00 - [14] - Quote Operative 1171 Aajli wrote: You do realize the stuff already mentioned is neither noobs nor scrubs but people who just no longer give a sh*t about this game and are just hanging around to keep it stupid until CCP decides to do something that resembles a combat FPS? If that's true, these people have a very, very sad life...
Byozuma Kegawa Shining Flame Amarr Empire 165	Posted - 2013.10.22 01:04:00 - [15] - Quote lrian Locust wrote: Operative 1171 Aajli wrote: You do realize the stuff already mentioned is neither noobs nor scrubs but people who just no longer give a sh*t about this game and are just hanging around to keep it stupid until CCP decides to do something that resembles a combat FPS? If that's true, these people have a very, very sad life... And a very, very long wait.
SgtDoughnut Red Star Jr. EoN. 297	Posted - 2013.10.22 01:11:00 - [16] - Quote Does it make me a noob when I land on the carrier ship (cant remember its name) and it carries me off to my death?
Blake Kingston Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 129	Posted - 2013.10.22 01:14:00 - [17] - Quote How does shooting the MCC make CCP add new stuff to the game?
Raskutor DUST University Ivy League 28	Posted - 2013.10.22 01:18:00 - [18] - Quote SgtDoughnut wrote: Does it make me a noob when I land on the carrier ship (cant remember its name) and it carries me off to my death? This happened to me. I spawned in the MCC, jumped out, and proceeded to land directly on top of Aero Yassavi's RDV. Got stuck, clone died.
8213 Grade No.2 489	Posted - 2013.10.22 01:47:00 - [19] - Quote We were all noobs once. But since DUST is a new game, a lot of players started the game and learned it from the inception. Other games, you can play 2 out of the last 10 titles and catch the hang of it and be a pro. Come the 11th title, you're on the same page as the vets. In DUST, all the pros got the privilege to learn the game and grind it with other noobs, they didn't have to worry about getting protostomped. Now, noobs come into the game and have to grind and learn against vets who will mop the floor with them. The vets have superior experience and superior equipment. Its no wonder nobody sticks around. It comes down to really only one way to play this game. You have to be in a full protosquad and you have to be in a good funded corp in order to be successful at this game on a consistent basis. The game's top players all have the same play system in common. They may use different styles, or weapons, or techniques but they all roll the same way. They roll with the Protostomp System. Maybe if Corporations should have the ability to enter the Academy and recruit. Or, once you graduate, you learn about corporations and get the chance to apply to a few.
Chunky Munkey Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 1864	Posted - 2013.10.22 01:55:00 - [20] - Quote When you put an uplink on a tower, and you spawn in to see a squad up there firing down from it with their SMGs.

Taurion Bruni D3M3NT3D M1NDZ The Umbra Combine 190	Posted - 2013.10.22 01:59:00 - [21] - Quote when the blues decide to spawn camp the objective rather than hack it, and you need to personally hack it, only to find out that it is more fun to shoot at me to get off, than the merc with a gun behind me -_-
8213 Grade No.2 490	Posted - 2013.10.22 02:20:00 - [22] - Quote Taurion Bruni wrote: when the blues decide to spawn camp the objective rather than hack it, and you need to personally hack it, only to find out that it is more fun to shoot at me to get off, than the merc with a gun behind me -_- Or, other side of the coin. The only spawn left for the team is the MCC, so you leave them the objective so you don't have to redline them and get one kill ever 2 minutes. Noobs don't know how to spawn trap because all FPS is controlling the spawns.
Fire of Prometheus DUST University Ivy League 1193	Posted - 2013.10.22 02:30:00 - [23] - Quote SgtDoughnut wrote: Does it make me a noob when I land on the carrier ship (cant remember its name) and it carries me off to my death? No....i do that for giggles
Gorra Snell the unholy legion of darkstar DARKSTAR ARMY 180	Posted - 2013.10.22 02:38:00 - [24] - Quote I just suicided out of the MCC because I was reading the forums instead of pressing X. Oops.
Doc Noah Algintal Core Gallente Federation 696	Posted - 2013.10.22 02:42:00 - [25] - Quote I land on my feet and walk off like a (almost dead) boss.
Raskutor DUST University Ivy League 29	Posted - 2013.10.22 02:43:00 - [26] - Quote Gorra Snell wrote: I just suicided out of the MCC because I was reading the forums instead of pressing X. Oops. lmao Priceless.
Omareth Nasadra Qcgold 144	Posted - 2013.10.22 02:48:00 - [27] - Quote when the skirmish starts, 3/4 of your team start running in the wrong direction and they don't seem to notice anything's wrong cuz all the other bluepickles do run with dedication toward who the f*** knows where!!!!
I-Shayz-I Forty-Nine Fedayeen Minmatar Republic 1119	Posted - 2013.10.22 03:56:00 - [28] - Quote when the outside objective never gets hacked until the opposing team has the other 4 objectives.
Meeko Fent expert intervention Caldari State 1244	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:00:00 - [29] - Quote When your in the 2nd place, and you were running SMG only fits.
Meeko Fent expert intervention Caldari State 1244	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:02:00 - [30] - Quote Doc Noah wrote: I land on my feet and walk off like a (almost dead) boss. I almost missed the X , and did a little bounce when I landed. The bluedot that landed next to me just stared as in awe.

Michael Arck Anubis Prime Syndicate 1614	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:14:00 - [31] - Quote When a noob jumps into a dropship and starts firing the turret when there's no enemy in sight Thanks for lighting us up there buddy...
Lt Royal Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 2063	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:21:00 - [32] - Quote When you jump into FW or Domination and your squad is the only full squad, everyone else running solo. When a blueberry runs around the LAV to get into the passenger seat or round the back to the turret. When you kill a sniper with a grenade and they run back to the same spot and boom again and again.
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 1262	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:31:00 - [33] - Quote Hellkeizer wrote: When the blue killed a guy, t-bagged him, then gets bombarded by five others You caught me in the act
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 1262	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:32:00 - [34] - Quote Quote: You know when you're on a team of n00bs when... ...you lose?
Pocket Rocket Girl Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 59	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:49:00 - [35] - Quote .... when you see all the blues run past the null cannon in a Dom
Pocket Rocket Girl Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 59	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:56:00 - [36] - Quote ...... when you see a pack of blues move from objective to objective as one blue mass assimilating every thing in its path
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 1264	Posted - 2013.10.22 04:58:00 - [37] - Quote When a blueberry get on you LAV, drops, get in, drops, get in... Once he gets the hang of it, the next stage is getting in the turret and get a permagrip on the trigger. I think he's holding hard to something 'cause he's a little scared. Maybe it's the speed, maybe it's the dread of the incoming battle... I don't know!...
Chunky Munkey Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 1866	Posted - 2013.10.22 05:47:00 - [38] - Quote When somebody drives off in your LAV like it's no big deal.
Sgt Kirk SyNergy Gaming EoN. 2273	Posted - 2013.10.22 05:48:00 - [39] - Quote you log on to DUST
Wallaby1 The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine 25	Posted - 2013.10.22 05:50:00 - [40] - Quote when your 1mil isk python takes a blueberry for a joy ride..................

Void Echo Blades of Dust 1913	Posted - 2013.10.22 06:00:00 - [41] - Quote when your running for a null cannon that's completely clear of enemies, out of nowhere a random blue lav just comes by and takes you for a ride only for you to end up on the other side of the map.
Obodiah Garro Tech Guard RISE of LEGION 439	Posted - 2013.10.22 06:09:00 - [42] - Quote joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose
Chad Michael Murray The Phoenix Federation The Ascendancy 111	Posted - 2013.10.22 06:12:00 - [43] - Quote When I have the most WP. ie I'm a heavy.
Void Echo Blades of Dust 1913	Posted - 2013.10.22 06:15:00 - [44] - Quote Obodiah Garro wrote: joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose I would insult you, but im not going to let myself sink to your English level.
Vargralor Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic 20	Posted - 2013.10.22 06:28:00 - [45] - Quote lrian Locust wrote: ...at the start of a battle, you jump out of the MCC and land on the corpses of 2 teammates who didn't press X. Feel free to post your experiences! Aw cmon. Haven't you ever done the thing where you wait until the last possible second and can see individual blades of grass to hit X to look like a pro drop specialist. It looks great. Right up until you get a little bit of lag and the client thinks you pressed X and the server goes "Nuh uh". SPLAT.
medomai grey WarRavens League of Infamy 257	Posted - 2013.10.22 06:28:00 - [46] - Quote When: -You just spawned and every teammate you see is carrying a sniper rifle at the very start of the game. -Your surrounded by blue dots when you suddenly engage an enemy. After taking a brief moment to check the radar, all the blue dots are gone and your surrounded by red dots. -A blueberry is in heat and attempts to gain your favor in some bizarre mating ritual by shoving their ass in your face. They devote themselves to this task so much that they don't even realize they're being fired upon. -Some blueberry believes the purpose of voice chat during matches is for bitching and moaning. Seriously newbs, people do not join a squad and voice up to listen to you ***** for an hour straight. -Your teammates give up. -Blue dots fail to take note of their immediate surrounding and ignore enemies, equipment, and objectives. -etc.
Pvt Numnutz Ikomari-Onu Enforcement Caldari State 265	Posted - 2013.10.22 06:39:00 - [47] - Quote when you cant call in your dropship because everyone is calling in a truck for themselves
Thurak1 Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 334	Posted - 2013.10.22 07:18:00 - [48] - Quote SgtDoughnut wrote: Does it make me a noob when I land on the carrier ship (cant remember its name) and it carries me off to my death? I think you're refering to RDV's and no its not newbish its just funny as hell.
Thurak1 Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 334	Posted - 2013.10.22 07:22:00 - [49] - Quote You know you're in a team of newbs when before battle even begins you hear multiple sources of music blasting over their mic's. You know the team is full of newbs when they always wait for an objective to be captured before they hack it. You know the team is full of newbs when you are down in the clone count by 20 and its only been 2 minutes. One of my peeves is when you die and it says there is triage only 3 meters away... and they never come over to help.
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 649	Posted - 2013.10.22 14:03:00 - [50] - Quote lrian Locust wrote: Operative 1171 Aajli wrote: You do realize the stuff already mentioned is neither noobs nor scrubs but people who just no longer give a sh*t about this game and are just hanging around to keep it stupid until CCP decides to do something that resembles a combat FPS? If that's true, these people have a very, very sad life... Nope, just a realization that it's a video game and that beer goes good with it.

Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 649	Posted - 2013.10.22 14:09:00 - [51] - Quote Void Echo wrote: Obodiah Garro wrote: joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose I would insult you, but im not going to let myself sink to your English level. He's probably German, Korean, Iraqi, Japanese or Vietnamese. Those guys still hate our guts for steamrolling their grandmothers during wars. Oh yeah, he probably is English. I forgotGÇª we steamrolled their G. Mamas too way back when. Lol. I'm just jerking chains. Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.
pseudosnipre DUST University Ivy League 276	Posted - 2013.10.22 14:43:00 - [52] - Quote When you flank to drop uplinks and the first blue to spawn starts immediately shooting his AR full auto at the enemy squad 100+ meters down range.
pseudosnipre DUST University Ivy League 276	Posted - 2013.10.22 14:44:00 - [53] - Quote Watching a blue spawn a LAV and immediately rear-end a friendly HAV
Slag Emberforge Immortal Retribution 56	Posted - 2013.10.22 14:46:00 - [54] - Quote When blueberries like to weave in front of me when I'm firing my assault forge gun. Sometimes I wish there was a "smart" friendly fire feature. Come on guys the gun practically screams, stand the **** back, I got this.
Vee Abbey Three-body Solution 23	Posted - 2013.10.22 14:49:00 - [55] - Quote Vargralor wrote: ...the client thinks you pressed X and the server goes "Nuh uh". SPLAT. all the time! and i hate it cuz it makes me look like a complete noob...
lrian Locust We Who Walk Alone 240	Posted - 2013.10.22 20:10:00 - [56] - Quote Vee Abbey wrote: Vargralor wrote: ...the client thinks you pressed X and the server goes "Nuh uh". SPLAT. all the time! and i hate it cuz it makes me look like a complete noob... Ah, so it was you I landed on the other day? ;)
lrian Locust We Who Walk Alone 240	Posted - 2013.10.22 20:11:00 - [57] - Quote ...when you end up on top of the killboard, with 300 WP...
Aisha Ctarl PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1559	Posted - 2013.10.22 20:12:00 - [58] - Quote When you see a horde of blues on an enemy objective that is clear of enemies but no one bothers to hack it.
Pje251296 KILL ORDERS 139	Posted - 2013.10.22 21:23:00 - [59] - Quote When a blueberry calls an orbital a sniper rifle and trying to use a sniper rifle at close range.
Blaze Ashra Ametat Security Amarr Empire 7	Posted - 2013.10.22 21:58:00 - [60] - Quote My top 5. When you see them walk past the hostile objective, cru and supply depot in order to hack a turret. When you deploy your uplinks near objectives and they insist on spawning in the MCC and staying there. When you see them make a beeline to the place they just died for the forth time... When they get pancaked by a hostile dropship. Redname (Nova knife) Bluename

Patrick57 GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention 875	Posted - 2013.10.22 22:00:00 - [61] - Quote When the blueberries shoot at Installations, thinking, "I am the king of these big guns! They will do whatever I please!" And then they get blown up.
Godin Thekiller Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 1266	Posted - 2013.10.23 09:02:00 - [62] - Quote SgtDoughnut wrote: Does it make me a noob when I land on the carrier ship (cant remember its name) and it carries me off to my death? Nope, it's awesome. And RDV is the name.
Godin Thekiller Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 1266	Posted - 2013.10.23 09:04:00 - [63] - Quote 8213 wrote: We were all noobs once. But since DUST is a new game, a lot of players started the game and learned it from the inception. Other games, you can play 2 out of the last 10 titles and catch the hang of it and be a pro. Come the 11th title, you're on the same page as the vets. You may have sucked and cut your teeth on BF2, but come BF4 you're a top performer. DUST however is on going. There won't be a DUST 2 to start fresh. In DUST, all the pros got the privilege to learn the game and grind it with other noobs, they didn't have to worry about getting protostomped. Now, noobs come into the game and have to grind and learn against vets who will mop the floor with them. The vets have superior experience and superior equipment. Its no wonder nobody sticks around. It comes down to really only one way to play this game. You have to be in a full protosquad and you have to be in a good funded corp in order to be successful at this game on a consistent basis. The game's top players all have the same play system in common. They may use different styles, or weapons, or techniques but they all roll the same way. They roll with the Protostomp System. Maybe if Corporations should have the ability to enter the Academy and recruit. Or, once you graduate, you learn about corporations and get the chance to apply to a few. Oh, also in spirit to the thread. You know you're in a game with noobs when, the guy on the losing team is a Logi with 4000WP, lol Once PVE, and other non-combat things comes in, that won't be a problem.
SgtDoughnut Red Star Jr. EoN. 302	Posted - 2013.10.23 10:19:00 - [64] - Quote Vee Abbey wrote: Vargralor wrote: ...the client thinks you pressed X and the server goes "Nuh uh". SPLAT. all the time! and i hate it cuz it makes me look like a complete noob... I never have this problem hell i make it a mini game to time it where it goes off right before I hit the ground. Scares the crap out of my friends when they watch me do it, cause I activated literally half an inch from impacting.
SgtDoughnut Red Star Jr. EoN. 302	Posted - 2013.10.23 10:20:00 - [65] - Quote Godin Thekiller wrote: SgtDoughnut wrote: Does it make me a noob when I land on the carrier ship (cant remember its name) and it carries me off to my death? Nope, it's awesome. And RDV is the name. I have begun to purposly try to land on these things at the beginning of the games. Just for the lulz.
Obodiah Garro Tech Guard RISE of LEGION 441	Posted - 2013.10.24 08:44:00 - [66] - Quote Void Echo wrote: Obodiah Garro wrote: joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose I would insult you, but im not going to let myself sink to your English level. Am not English, and insult me because americans are ****? lolwut
Raz Warsaw Capital Acquisitions LLC Public Disorder. 37	Posted - 2013.10.24 09:11:00 - [67] - Quote Obodiah Garro wrote: Void Echo wrote: Obodiah Garro wrote: joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose I would insult you, but im not going to let myself sink to your English level. Am not English, and insult me because americans are ****? lolwut I'll steamroll your whole corp, while eating your mothers homemade sushi rolls, then go afk and still come in first place
Timothy Reaper WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL The Ascendancy 479	Posted - 2013.10.24 09:33:00 - [68] - Quote MassiveNine wrote: When the vehicle they just called in lands on them. When the vehicle I just called in lands on them because they were trying to steal it (served him right!).
Rowdy Railgunner TRUE TEA BAGGERS EoN. 89	Posted - 2013.10.24 10:22:00 - [69] - Quote DUST University is on your team.
Blake Kingston Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 133	Posted - 2013.10.24 10:32:00 - [70] - Quote An objective has been retaken several times already We retake it Everyone runs screaming from the objective, abandoning it, yet again...

lrian Locust DUST University Ivy League 249	Posted - 2013.10.24 12:19:00 - [71] - Quote ...when there's three snipers on your team, firing from the MCC.
Reigning Shotz CoRp KiLLeRz 4	Posted - 2013.10.24 14:52:00 - [72] - Quote you go straight to hack the city ... but notice after your hack ... the noobs never hacked the home objective wtf!!!
Flaminius-Aurelius Julius DUST University Ivy League 88	Posted - 2013.10.24 21:33:00 - [73] - Quote ...when you realize that you are 45-6, but still got out-cloned.
Broonfondle Majikthies Bannana Boat Corp 351	Posted - 2013.10.25 04:28:00 - [74] - Quote Personally I despair at the lack of tactics ppl display. Lining up for a boring stand up fight that goes on for ages rather than outflanking and ending the engagement decisively. Had a guy over team chat shout "Fuckin Blueberries! we need to hack [enemy redline objective] or we'll lose" I had to explain to him that our centre objective was surrounded by enemy held CRU's, that there are 2 other objectives on the flank still to be taken, and that holding the enemy side will take too much manpower to hold since they have the redline to spawn from. To someone we are all blueberries, its just a shame we can't communicate and coordinate better.


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