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Michael Arck
Anubis Prime Syndicate
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Posted - 2013.10.22 04:14:00 -
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When a noob jumps into a dropship and starts firing the turret when there's no enemy in sight
Thanks for lighting us up there buddy...
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Lt Royal
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2063
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Posted - 2013.10.22 04:21:00 -
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When you jump into FW or Domination and your squad is the only full squad, everyone else running solo.
When a blueberry runs around the LAV to get into the passenger seat or round the back to the turret.
When you kill a sniper with a grenade and they run back to the same spot and boom again and again. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
1262
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Posted - 2013.10.22 04:31:00 -
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Hellkeizer wrote:When the blue killed a guy, t-bagged him, then gets bombarded by five others
You caught me in the act  |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
1262
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Posted - 2013.10.22 04:32:00 -
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Quote:You know when you're on a team of n00bs when...
...you lose? |
Pocket Rocket Girl
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
59
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Posted - 2013.10.22 04:49:00 -
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.... when you see all the blues run past the null cannon in a Dom |
Pocket Rocket Girl
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
59
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Posted - 2013.10.22 04:56:00 -
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...... when you see a pack of blues move from objective to objective as one blue mass assimilating every thing in its path |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
1264
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Posted - 2013.10.22 04:58:00 -
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When a blueberry get on you LAV, drops, get in, drops, get in...
Once he gets the hang of it, the next stage is getting in the turret and get a permagrip on the trigger.
I think he's holding hard to something 'cause he's a little scared. Maybe it's the speed, maybe it's the dread of the incoming battle... I don't know!... |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
1866
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Posted - 2013.10.22 05:47:00 -
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When somebody drives off in your LAV like it's no big deal. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
2273
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Posted - 2013.10.22 05:48:00 -
[39] - Quote
you log on to DUST |
Wallaby1
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
25
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Posted - 2013.10.22 05:50:00 -
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when your 1mil isk python takes a blueberry for a joy ride.................. |
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Void Echo
Blades of Dust
1913
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Posted - 2013.10.22 06:00:00 -
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when your running for a null cannon that's completely clear of enemies, out of nowhere a random blue lav just comes by and takes you for a ride only for you to end up on the other side of the map. |
Obodiah Garro
Tech Guard
RISE of LEGION
439
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Posted - 2013.10.22 06:09:00 -
[42] - Quote
joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose  |
Chad Michael Murray
The Phoenix Federation
The Ascendancy
111
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Posted - 2013.10.22 06:12:00 -
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When I have the most WP. ie I'm a heavy. |
Void Echo
Blades of Dust
1913
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Posted - 2013.10.22 06:15:00 -
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Obodiah Garro wrote:joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose
I would insult you, but im not going to let myself sink to your English level. |
Vargralor
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2013.10.22 06:28:00 -
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lrian Locust wrote:...at the start of a battle, you jump out of the MCC and land on the corpses of 2 teammates who didn't press X.
Feel free to post your experiences!
Aw cmon. Haven't you ever done the thing where you wait until the last possible second and can see individual blades of grass to hit X to look like a pro drop specialist. It looks great. Right up until you get a little bit of lag and the client thinks you pressed X and the server goes "Nuh uh". SPLAT. |
medomai grey
WarRavens
League of Infamy
257
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Posted - 2013.10.22 06:28:00 -
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When:
-You just spawned and every teammate you see is carrying a sniper rifle at the very start of the game.
-Your surrounded by blue dots when you suddenly engage an enemy. After taking a brief moment to check the radar, all the blue dots are gone and your surrounded by red dots.
-A blueberry is in heat and attempts to gain your favor in some bizarre mating ritual by shoving their ass in your face. They devote themselves to this task so much that they don't even realize they're being fired upon.
-Some blueberry believes the purpose of voice chat during matches is for bitching and moaning. Seriously newbs, people do not join a squad and voice up to listen to you ***** for an hour straight.
-Your teammates give up.
-Blue dots fail to take note of their immediate surrounding and ignore enemies, equipment, and objectives.
-etc.
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Pvt Numnutz
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
265
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Posted - 2013.10.22 06:39:00 -
[47] - Quote
when you cant call in your dropship because everyone is calling in a truck for themselves |
Thurak1
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
334
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Posted - 2013.10.22 07:18:00 -
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SgtDoughnut wrote:Does it make me a noob when I land on the carrier ship (cant remember its name) and it carries me off to my death?
I think you're refering to RDV's
and no its not newbish its just funny as hell. |
Thurak1
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
334
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Posted - 2013.10.22 07:22:00 -
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You know you're in a team of newbs when before battle even begins you hear multiple sources of music blasting over their mic's.
You know the team is full of newbs when they always wait for an objective to be captured before they hack it.
You know the team is full of newbs when you are down in the clone count by 20 and its only been 2 minutes.
One of my peeves is when you die and it says there is triage only 3 meters away... and they never come over to help.
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
649
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Posted - 2013.10.22 14:03:00 -
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lrian Locust wrote:Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:You do realize the stuff already mentioned is neither noobs nor scrubs but people who just no longer give a sh*t about this game and are just hanging around to keep it stupid until CCP decides to do something that resembles a combat FPS? If that's true, these people have a very, very sad life...
Nope, just a realization that it's a video game and that beer goes good with it. |
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
649
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Posted - 2013.10.22 14:09:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:Obodiah Garro wrote:joined a random squad, heard american accents. Knew right away we were gonna lose I would insult you, but im not going to let myself sink to your English level.
He's probably German, Korean, Iraqi, Japanese or Vietnamese. Those guys still hate our guts for steamrolling their grandmothers during wars.
Oh yeah, he probably is English. I forgotGǪ we steamrolled their G. Mamas too way back when.
Lol. I'm just jerking chains. Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. |
pseudosnipre
DUST University
Ivy League
276
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Posted - 2013.10.22 14:43:00 -
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When you flank to drop uplinks and the first blue to spawn starts immediately shooting his AR full auto at the enemy squad 100+ meters down range. |
pseudosnipre
DUST University
Ivy League
276
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Posted - 2013.10.22 14:44:00 -
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Watching a blue spawn a LAV and immediately rear-end a friendly HAV |
Slag Emberforge
Immortal Retribution
56
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Posted - 2013.10.22 14:46:00 -
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When blueberries like to weave in front of me when I'm firing my assault forge gun. Sometimes I wish there was a "smart" friendly fire feature. Come on guys the gun practically screams, stand the **** back, I got this. |
Vee Abbey
Three-body Solution
23
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Posted - 2013.10.22 14:49:00 -
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Vargralor wrote:...the client thinks you pressed X and the server goes "Nuh uh". SPLAT.
all the time! and i hate it cuz it makes me look like a complete noob...
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lrian Locust
We Who Walk Alone
240
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Posted - 2013.10.22 20:10:00 -
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Vee Abbey wrote:Vargralor wrote:...the client thinks you pressed X and the server goes "Nuh uh". SPLAT. all the time! and i hate it cuz it makes me look like a complete noob... Ah, so it was you I landed on the other day? ;)
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lrian Locust
We Who Walk Alone
240
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Posted - 2013.10.22 20:11:00 -
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...when you end up on top of the killboard, with 300 WP... |
Aisha Ctarl
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1559
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Posted - 2013.10.22 20:12:00 -
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When you see a horde of blues on an enemy objective that is clear of enemies but no one bothers to hack it. |
Pje251296
KILL ORDERS
139
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Posted - 2013.10.22 21:23:00 -
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When a blueberry calls an orbital a sniper rifle and trying to use a sniper rifle at close range. |
Blaze Ashra
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2013.10.22 21:58:00 -
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My top 5.
When you see them walk past the hostile objective, cru and supply depot in order to hack a turret.
When you deploy your uplinks near objectives and they insist on spawning in the MCC and staying there.
When you see them make a beeline to the place they just died for the forth time...
When they get pancaked by a hostile dropship.
Redname (Nova knife) Bluename |
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