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NIGg NawGG
Onikanabo Brigade Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:51:00 -
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countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? |
KING CHECKMATE
TEAM SATISFACTION
1652
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:52:00 -
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NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...?
Caldari people are weird. |
Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
764
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:53:00 -
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Things like this make me want to go back outside but then again its Texas out there so i'll settle for a sun lamp. |
21yrOld Knight
Pradox One
173
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:55:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:Things like this make me want to go back outside but then again its Texas out there so i'll settle for a sun lamp.
I feel yea bro. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2761
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:55:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? Caldari people are weird. I don't know what this has to do with Dust, but I dunno maybe always hang out with your mates whenever they as you to come with them for something.
Also hit the bars at the weekend, you'd be surprised how many women there are looking for someone to talk to them. |
The legend345
TeamPlayers EoN.
1168
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:56:00 -
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Tell her you ride shotgun in The Legend345's tanks she'll be all over you :O |
Jadek Menaheim
WarRavens League of Infamy
135
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:58:00 -
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NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...?
You could always move to Kyrgyzstan and adopt the practice of bride kidnapping.
Gee, that escalated quickly. |
Vin Vicious
Capital Acquisitions LLC Public Disorder.
542
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:58:00 -
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Tell girls you play dust and watch sailor moon, they'll go crazy |
Spycrab Potato
Hold-Your-Fire
519
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:58:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? Caldari people are weird. I know, this dirty avatar of mine makes my Gallente-Minded merc puke every time I get on the forums. |
Long Evity
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
411
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:58:00 -
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NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? You won't find anything better then moon-chan |
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iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
1050
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:00:00 -
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NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...?
I just puked in my mouth.
Oh wait...neck beard. I thought you said something... else. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1590
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:00:00 -
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Just keep posting about how lonely you are -- that'll work wonders. |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
1731
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:00:00 -
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Just remember that being emotionally mature and financially self-sufficient is not as attractive as having swag. |
Blaze Ashra
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:01:00 -
[14] - Quote
Here you go. Problem solved.
Google is amazing/scary some times lol. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1590
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:03:00 -
[15] - Quote
I think you just won the Internet! |
Alpha 443-6732
PEN 15 CLUB
98
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:03:00 -
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Look at this virgin.
I-I get a-all the poon, b-breh! |
soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
425
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:04:00 -
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NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...?
I smell troll. However, props for originality.
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iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
1050
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:07:00 -
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Funny thing, most people would never have thought even to look for something like that.
Just sayin'
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
589
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:11:00 -
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"I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger."
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Green Living
0uter.Heaven
891
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:12:00 -
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Practice your KINO. |
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Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
2174
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:13:00 -
[21] - Quote
Do what I usually do.
Show her your '5 k/D |
Alpha 443-6732
PEN 15 CLUB
99
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:20:00 -
[22] - Quote
all women are literally objects |
Jadek Menaheim
WarRavens League of Infamy
136
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:24:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:all women are literally objects Yep, and apparently, they're collectables too!. |
LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
589
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:27:00 -
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Buy a fine lady a nice pair of knee-pads and she will forever be yours. |
Jadek Menaheim
WarRavens League of Infamy
138
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:43:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:Buy a fine lady a nice pair of knee-pads and she will forever be yours.
Pure class right there.
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Blaze Ashra
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:49:00 -
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iceyburnz wrote:Funny thing, most people would never have thought even to look for something like that. Just sayin' Well orignally I was going to post
Step 1. Go to an anime convention. Step 2. Find an attractive girl whose likely to put out. Step 3. Take her home and get wasted. Step 4. Get laid. Cosplay is optional.
Then i figured it wasn't funny enough. |
Patt MaCrotch
Dem Durrty Boyz Public Disorder.
38
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Posted - 2013.10.09 23:01:00 -
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Get that b*#ch a Thale........ b*#ches love Thales.... |
Xaviah Reaper
Nyain San EoN.
94
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Posted - 2013.10.09 23:02:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? You could always move to Kyrgyzstan and adopt the practice of bride kidnapping.Gee, that escalated quickly. why ... why did i need to see wierd people playing polo with a dead goat .. |
Rion Hale
Dark Side Alliance
0
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Posted - 2013.10.09 23:03:00 -
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This forum is hilarious. I peed a little bit, on account of the giggling. "sigh" What channel is sailor moon on again? |
Chad Michael Murray
The Phoenix Federation Ascension Alliance
51
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Posted - 2013.10.09 23:53:00 -
[30] - Quote
Girls only dig guys that lust after Sailor Jupiter. Trust me, I'd know because I'm a teenage heartthrob. |
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
789
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Posted - 2013.10.09 23:59:00 -
[31] - Quote
First, the test. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
9342
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:03:00 -
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Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. |
Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
870
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:10:00 -
[33] - Quote
Quickest way to getting a GF or the benefits of one:
Lower your standards. Drink some liquor. Call a fatty.
Works every time. Sometimes, too well. Use with caution. |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers EoN.
3059
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:13:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? You won't find anything better then moon-chan than* |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1592
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:49:00 -
[35] - Quote
Damn, random answers only got me 40. There's no way any sailor moon groupie will want anything to do with me (thankfully). |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1592
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:50:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Long Evity wrote: You won't find anything better then moon-chan
than*
Hehehe.
When you get all pedantic and correct everyone -- women love it! |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
2185
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:50:00 -
[37] - Quote
Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. Don't fiil their heads with your nonsense IWS. That only works with women with half a brain and we all know less than 24% of the human race actually has sense.
Here's what you really do to pick up your average woman/man:
Women: 1. Make her feel unwanted, she'll seek to want your approval like a puppy.
2. Be a number greater than 6 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale.
3. The one IWS actually got right, Have confidence.
Men: 1. Make him feel like you can't live without him.
2. Be able to have sex and give BJs on demand especially when you don't feel like it. (Idiot males love to have complete control over their women)
3. Have no confidence in yourself whatsoever.
So there you go guys and gals. Now you know how to pick up the average idiot that needs not to reproduce. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1592
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:00:00 -
[38] - Quote
Inb4 anybody gets any... oh, wait, no rush. |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
298
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:05:00 -
[39] - Quote
Idk what to say to this... Have you tried dressing up in a tux, wearing a mask and go to like comic con or an anime convention and throw a few roses at some girls? Holoweens coming up, you could do that. |
The legend345
TeamPlayers EoN.
1173
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:07:00 -
[40] - Quote
Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. Im done he just made a decent response how dare you |
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The legend345
TeamPlayers EoN.
1176
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
[41] - Quote
Sgt Kirk wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. Don't fiil their heads with your nonsense IWS. That only works with women with half a brain and we all know less than 24% of the human race actually has sense. Here's what you really do to pick up your average woman/man: Women: 1. Make her feel unwanted, she'll seek to want your approval like a puppy. 2. Be a number greater than 6 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale. 3. The one IWS actually got right, Have confidence. Men:1. Make him feel like you can't live without him. 2. Be able to have sex and give BJs on demand especially when you don't feel like it. (Idiot males love to have complete control over their women) 3. Have no confidence in yourself whatsoever. So there you go guys and gals. Now you know how to pick up the average idiot that needs not to reproduce. You, you are the all knowing |
Avinash Decker
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
72
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
[42] - Quote
I got just the thing for you,homes |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
299
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
[43] - Quote
Or buy a kitty cat and live life out as a crazy cat person. |
The legend345
TeamPlayers EoN.
1176
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
[44] - Quote
Sgt Kirk wrote:Do what I usually do.
Show her your '5 k/D Watch out legends got a 7.5 and i might go for the steal |
Cosgar
ParagonX
5760
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:53:00 -
[45] - Quote
Hang out at places and events that suit your general and/or specific interests and socialize with women there. I've gotten almost all of my long-term partners from conventions. Sharing core interests goes a long way.
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
6846
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:56:00 -
[46] - Quote
Don't be a **** up.
Unless you're attractive, and an *******.
Then being a **** up is fine. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
2192
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:09:00 -
[47] - Quote
DUST Fiend wrote:Don't be a **** up.
Unless you're attractive, and an *******.
Then being a **** up is fine. especially if they like being ****** in the ******* |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
1685
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:12:00 -
[48] - Quote
become rich, act like an ass hole, take her for granted, become a powerful **** head, and then youl get at least 80% of the females that are alive....
the human species is truly pathetic. |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
1084
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:22:00 -
[49] - Quote
Stand next to the "females" you encounter in the war barge. Then, when you spawn in pull out your pistol, and fire off a few rounds at "her" face.
Follow the "female" around the entire match stealing "her" kills, then send "her" a message afterward letting "her" know you were "protecting" "her" throughout the match.
"She" will feel safe and secure with you, and be impressed with your gungame!
From there you can proceed to talk about DUST. You can start a Corp together and acquire some land in PC to call home. |
Eldest Dragon
0uter.Heaven
177
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:29:00 -
[50] - Quote
Instructions on how to get a girlfriend: ( get off the ps3 ) |
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
303
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:12:00 -
[51] - Quote
Here's a decent guide
Girls like honest guys but they'll like you even more if you twist the truth. What you work a crappy job? Twist the truth! You're now CEO of awesome corp! Not atlethic? Lie-I mean twist the truth! Your a compettitive starcraft player vet! Who moved on to play football in the ncaa, naacp and NASA! That's right you played space football! Have trouble talking to a girl? Take your pants off! Chances are she's more scared of you then you are of her, everyone feels more comfortable when imagining their audience in undies! I know what your thinking freind, what if she rejects me? If you lie you won't be rejected freind! Girls like guys who are themselves but they love guys who exceeds their expactations! I know what your thinking again freind! What if she finds out? What if she calls you an alcaholic good for nothing bum who only pays attention to her when the ps3s off or that you've got some messed up fetishs that she can support anymore or that I can't be a stay at home dad because we don't have a baby and that we cant have a baby because she wants to finish college and that we can't get a puppy instead of a baby and that her parents were right about me, and that its weird that I grill my pb and onion sandwiches. Stupid jerk. |
RevoL Frog
The Generals EoN.
172
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:21:00 -
[52] - Quote
How to get an easy girlfriend in 3 easy steps:
Step 1)Make a loose fist, and bring it before your face. Step 2)Take a magic marker and draw nice eyes, pretty eyebrows, and luscious lips around the opening on said loose fist. Step 3)Have sexytime with it.
*Note*- It is important to use the brand name "Magic Markers" or else the magic will not work correctly.
Profit. |
TiMeSpLiT--TeR
Planetary Response Organization Test Friends Please Ignore
400
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:31:00 -
[53] - Quote
I use to have a huge crush for SailorMars. I bought japanese books just to learn to speak japanese. She reminds me of my ex girlfriend which they so look alike.
If you want to get a girlfriend, go out and meet a lot of women. Ask for their numbers. Eventually, you'll get one. |
Borne Velvalor
BLACK-DRAGON-SOCIETY
32
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:34:00 -
[54] - Quote
I hear CCP plans to make them available for purchase in the near future. The basic model costs only 10 AUR. The prototype costs 1,000,000 AUR. |
Medical Crash
Pro Hic Immortalis
153
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:42:00 -
[55] - Quote
NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? I know you're trolling, but I'll give a partial answer regardless. Women are "hypergamous", they literally only "see" high value males (Alpha Males), any one else is "invisible" to them. Can't comment much on this subject because I don't want my account banned, topics like this attract the attention of sensitive morons.
Basically, you need to be a male with high SMV (Google this abbreviation), and you need to have decent social skills. You can't ask many people for advice on this, because most don't know what the hell they're talking about. |
Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
43
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:44:00 -
[56] - Quote
Borne Velvalor wrote:I hear CCP plans to make them available for purchase in the near future. The basic model costs only 10 AUR. The prototype costs 1,000,000 AUR.
Oh that had me rolling hard |
Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
43
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:50:00 -
[57] - Quote
Sgt Kirk wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. Don't fiil their heads with your nonsense IWS. That only works with women with half a brain and we all know less than 24% of the human race actually has sense. Here's what you really do to pick up your average woman/man: Women: 1. Make her feel unwanted, she'll seek to want your approval like a puppy. 2. Be a number greater than 6 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale. 3. The one IWS actually got right, Have confidence. Men:1. Make him feel like you can't live without him. 2. Be able to have sex and give BJs on demand especially when you don't feel like it. (Idiot males love to have complete control over their women) 3. Have no confidence in yourself whatsoever. So there you go guys and gals. Now you know how to pick up the average idiot that needs not to reproduce.
My advice to the op. Don't listen to this guy. |
Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
534
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:50:00 -
[58] - Quote
Well, why don't you just do what I do? Go outside and just grab a girl off the street.
Oops, gotta go. Lights out time in the ol' cell block. |
Ghost Kaisar
Pradox One
466
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Posted - 2013.10.10 05:35:00 -
[59] - Quote
Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy.
So, I take it by this CCP doesn't love us?
We aren't wanted?
We aren't Important?
Most of us don't have confidence in you......
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CharCharOdell
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
1098
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Posted - 2013.10.10 05:36:00 -
[60] - Quote
Eat more pie. It helps me. |
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
103
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:00:00 -
[61] - Quote
Borne Velvalor wrote:I hear CCP plans to make them available for purchase in the near future. The basic model costs only 10 AUR. The prototype costs 1,000,000 AUR.
**** i hope the proto model comes with furnishings and a blowjob dispenser |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
103
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:05:00 -
[62] - Quote
to answer the op .... all you have to do to win your bride is either ...win the tounarnament and slay the dragon
or travel through eastern winterfell into the badlands through the desrt and into the dungeon of malor BAAL and slay the minataur retreive th goblet and make it across the sea of rancor to the oracle and if you survive with good tidings on your return you will be awarded one female to grow and feed just dont forget to water her every day |
Aria Gomes
DUST CORE DARKSTAR ARMY
60
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:15:00 -
[63] - Quote
Most girls don't want pick up lines. Just talk to a girl, ask for her name and number. Boom! It'll either go bad or go good.
Also don't say you like something just because she likes it.
Don't be shy or unsure, you'll regret it. You don't know how many girls I've missed out on because I was too scared to say something. ( a girl trying to get another girl is kinda hard because it can go either way) |
Aria Gomes
DUST CORE DARKSTAR ARMY
60
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:21:00 -
[64] - Quote
CharCharOdell wrote:Eat more pie. It helps me.
I just thought of American Pie haha |
Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
657
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:29:00 -
[65] - Quote
Being shy, awkward, and looking "pretty" helps apparently. at least according to my friends girls swoon around me and I'm some kind of monk/have a heart carved from iced over stone. It's not true, I just have issues figuring out subtlety. Girls need to learn that guys don't do subtle. |
Eversor Beercase
Beer For Evil Mercs
34
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Posted - 2013.10.10 08:04:00 -
[66] - Quote
NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? Join Cannon Fever and you don't need one. Plasma for all your heart's desires. |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
1699
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Posted - 2013.10.10 08:44:00 -
[67] - Quote
Aria Gomes wrote:Most girls don't want pick up lines. Just talk to a girl, ask for her name and number. Boom! It'll either go bad or go good.
Also don't say you like something just because she likes it.
Don't be shy or unsure, you'll regret it. You don't know how many girls I've missed out on because I was too scared to say something. ( a girl trying to get another girl is kinda hard because it can go either way)
in my environment that iv met all the people I know, females only want money, thus is why I hate this species.
I know a girl like you and I could introduce you to her if your willing to contact via fb. |
Spaceman-Rob
Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation
211
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Posted - 2013.10.10 08:54:00 -
[68] - Quote
If you had get a girlfriend you can kiss goodbye to Dust, I've never know a woman that likes a man who sits around all day playing with his analogue stick. |
jin foxdale
Foxhound Corporation General Tso's Alliance
74
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Posted - 2013.10.10 09:49:00 -
[69] - Quote
The more you want one, the more desperate your aura/energy/whatever, the less likely you are to get one. |
jin foxdale
Foxhound Corporation General Tso's Alliance
74
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Posted - 2013.10.10 09:51:00 -
[70] - Quote
Spaceman-Rob wrote:If you do get a girlfriend you can kiss goodbye to Dust, I've never know a woman that likes a man who sits around all day playing with his joystick.
Its more like kissing goodbye to regular capping out, women gotta sleep sometime, but then so do we... |
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Ninjanomyx
TeamPlayers EoN.
342
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Posted - 2013.10.10 09:58:00 -
[71] - Quote
Grab a Sock (Preferably one that has Pre-Skeet Marinade) & draw Eyes & Mouth using Lipstick, Mascara & Rouge/Blush. Sever the Middle Finger on your "Optimal Hand" to emulate a Sex-Change Operation (ProTip: Girls don't have Middle Fingers). Shave a Barbie or Bratz Doll & place Hair upon Sock. Insert Transgender Hand. Commence the Jiggling!!! You now has GF bro, GG, YW, KthxBAI |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
794
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Posted - 2013.10.10 12:38:00 -
[72] - Quote
How to catch a GF
but you have to find the proper bait(s) to catch the type you're looking for. |
Mregomies
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
54
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Posted - 2013.10.10 12:54:00 -
[73] - Quote
1 word... don't. I've been married 10 yrs and I miss my freedom... let the girls be alone or don't bring them to your home, just play with them. I can't play DUST 24/7 :( I must go to work and after that look after my kids whem my wife is at eveningshift. The sex is not worth it... and why buy the cow when you need some milk? Shortly, don't take the pain in your neck before you are 40yrs old... then pick up young mindless f.buddy. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
795
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Posted - 2013.10.10 13:07:00 -
[74] - Quote
Couldn't find an emoticon with gasped mouth |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
795
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Posted - 2013.10.10 13:15:00 -
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...so... You didn't found the one you couldn't live without?
If things aren't interesting as they are right now, why not trying to make them be, by yourself? What do you have to lose? |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
795
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Posted - 2013.10.10 13:18:00 -
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...not that your advice doesn't sound like a good plan, but heck, you should try to make out for the best with what you already have.
Dude, that's your life |
Mregomies
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
57
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Posted - 2013.10.10 15:16:00 -
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hahahaa... as I told you earlier... I played some FW with my kids watching, wife called and started nagging about "feed the kids... don't play the game while kids are awake" I'm ok with that... |
dazlb72
HELGHAN EXILES
79
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Posted - 2013.10.10 15:17:00 -
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apparently you can pick up a cheap one from Thailand......... |
Powerh8er
Norwegian Dust514 Corporation Top Men.
104
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Posted - 2013.10.10 16:09:00 -
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Become a great baconcook, chicks dig bacon. |
Spkr4theDead
Red Star. EoN.
991
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Posted - 2013.10.10 16:30:00 -
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The legend345 wrote:Tell her you ride shotgun in The Legend345's tanks she'll be all over you :O Try running solo or with one other person in your squad instead of PRO support. |
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University Ivy League
17
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Posted - 2013.10.10 17:24:00 -
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1. Be a interesting and likable person, your friends will spread the word for you and there is always "that single girl" one of your friend's know.
2. Learn to cook, preferably italian.
3.Goto bar/discotheque and try to be a little less oddily pissed then the rest of the playing field by the end of the night. Your chances off success when courting a female greatly improve when a person is not struggling to complete a sentence, whilst dancing the whiskey fandango and drooling into her chest.
3. Approach said female, always have one eyebrow raised, left hand stroking neckbeard, right one gently wailing a rather large glass of cognac.
4. Pause, let her get accustomed to your grandeur...
5. Complement her on the beauty she is projecting into the attendees of the party in a posh english voice and ask her if she is enjoying the evening.
6. Mention you have, just this very evening, perfected your risotto and have some left over in the fridge at home. Add that you have a K/dr of 6 with a dropship while keeping constant eyecontact.
7. profit |
Gods Architect
Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation
695
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Posted - 2013.10.10 17:54:00 -
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^ what is this the 1920's |
Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University Ivy League
17
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Posted - 2013.10.10 18:04:00 -
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Gods Architect wrote:^ what is this the 1920's
No, they didn't have discotheque's, fridges or dropships in the 1920's.
The tactic is still solid though. |
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