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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
789
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Posted - 2013.10.09 23:59:00 -
[31] - Quote
First, the test. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
9342
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:03:00 -
[32] - Quote
Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. |
Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
870
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:10:00 -
[33] - Quote
Quickest way to getting a GF or the benefits of one:
Lower your standards.
Drink some liquor.
Call a fatty.
Works every time.
Sometimes, too well.
Use with caution. |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers
EoN.
3059
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:13:00 -
[34] - Quote
Long Evity wrote:NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...? You won't find anything better then moon-chan
than* |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1592
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:49:00 -
[35] - Quote
Damn, random answers only got me 40. There's no way any sailor moon groupie will want anything to do with me (thankfully). |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1592
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:50:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Long Evity wrote:
You won't find anything better then moon-chan
than*
Hehehe.
When you get all pedantic and correct everyone -- women love it! |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
2185
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:50:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy.
Don't fiil their heads with your nonsense IWS. That only works with women with half a brain and we all know less than 24% of the human race actually has sense.
Here's what you really do to pick up your average woman/man:
Women:
1. Make her feel unwanted, she'll seek to want your approval like a puppy.
2. Be a number greater than 6 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale.
3. The one IWS actually got right, Have confidence.
Men:
1. Make him feel like you can't live without him.
2. Be able to have sex and give BJs on demand especially when you don't feel like it. (Idiot males love to have complete control over their women)
3. Have no confidence in yourself whatsoever.
So there you go guys and gals. Now you know how to pick up the average idiot that needs not to reproduce. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1592
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:00:00 -
[38] - Quote
Inb4 anybody gets any... oh, wait, no rush. |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
298
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:05:00 -
[39] - Quote
Idk what to say to this... Have you tried dressing up in a tux, wearing a mask and go to like comic con or an anime convention and throw a few roses at some girls? Holoweens coming up, you could do that. |
The legend345
TeamPlayers
EoN.
1173
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:07:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy.
Im done he just made a decent response how dare you |
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The legend345
TeamPlayers
EoN.
1176
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. Don't fiil their heads with your nonsense IWS. That only works with women with half a brain and we all know less than 24% of the human race actually has sense. Here's what you really do to pick up your average woman/man: Women: 1. Make her feel unwanted, she'll seek to want your approval like a puppy. 2. Be a number greater than 6 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale. 3. The one IWS actually got right, Have confidence. Men:1. Make him feel like you can't live without him. 2. Be able to have sex and give BJs on demand especially when you don't feel like it. (Idiot males love to have complete control over their women) 3. Have no confidence in yourself whatsoever. So there you go guys and gals. Now you know how to pick up the average idiot that needs not to reproduce.
You, you are the all knowing  |
Avinash Decker
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
72
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
[42] - Quote
I got just the thing for you,homes |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
299
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
[43] - Quote
Or buy a kitty cat and live life out as a crazy cat person. |
The legend345
TeamPlayers
EoN.
1176
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:08:00 -
[44] - Quote
Sgt Kirk wrote:Do what I usually do.
Show her your '5 k/D
Watch out legends got a 7.5 and i might go for the steal  |
Cosgar
ParagonX
5760
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:53:00 -
[45] - Quote
Hang out at places and events that suit your general and/or specific interests and socialize with women there. I've gotten almost all of my long-term partners from conventions. Sharing core interests goes a long way.
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
6846
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Posted - 2013.10.10 01:56:00 -
[46] - Quote
Don't be a **** up.
Unless you're attractive, and an *******.
Then being a **** up is fine. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
2192
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:09:00 -
[47] - Quote
DUST Fiend wrote:Don't be a **** up.
Unless you're attractive, and an *******.
Then being a **** up is fine.
especially if they like being ****** in the ******* |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
1685
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:12:00 -
[48] - Quote
become rich, act like an ass hole, take her for granted, become a powerful **** head, and then youl get at least 80% of the females that are alive....
the human species is truly pathetic. |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
1084
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:22:00 -
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Stand next to the "females" you encounter in the war barge. Then, when you spawn in pull out your pistol, and fire off a few rounds at "her" face.
Follow the "female" around the entire match stealing "her" kills, then send "her" a message afterward letting "her" know you were "protecting" "her" throughout the match.
"She" will feel safe and secure with you, and be impressed with your gungame!
From there you can proceed to talk about DUST. You can start a Corp together and acquire some land in PC to call home. |
Eldest Dragon
0uter.Heaven
177
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Posted - 2013.10.10 02:29:00 -
[50] - Quote
Instructions on how to get a girlfriend: ( get off the ps3 )  |
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
303
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:12:00 -
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Here's a decent guide
Girls like honest guys but they'll like you even more if you twist the truth. What you work a crappy job? Twist the truth! You're now CEO of awesome corp! Not atlethic? Lie-I mean twist the truth! Your a compettitive starcraft player vet! Who moved on to play football in the ncaa, naacp and NASA! That's right you played space football! Have trouble talking to a girl? Take your pants off! Chances are she's more scared of you then you are of her, everyone feels more comfortable when imagining their audience in undies!
I know what your thinking freind, what if she rejects me?
If you lie you won't be rejected freind!
Girls like guys who are themselves but they love guys who exceeds their expactations!
I know what your thinking again freind!
What if she finds out? What if she calls you an alcaholic good for nothing bum who only pays attention to her when the ps3s off or that you've got some messed up fetishs that she can support anymore or that I can't be a stay at home dad because we don't have a baby and that we cant have a baby because she wants to finish college and that we can't get a puppy instead of a baby and that her parents were right about me, and that its weird that I grill my pb and onion sandwiches.
Stupid jerk. |
RevoL Frog
The Generals
EoN.
172
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:21:00 -
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How to get an easy girlfriend in 3 easy steps:
Step 1)Make a loose fist, and bring it before your face.
Step 2)Take a magic marker and draw nice eyes, pretty eyebrows, and luscious lips around the opening on said loose fist.
Step 3)Have sexytime with it.
*Note*- It is important to use the brand name "Magic Markers" or else the magic will not work correctly.
Profit. |
TiMeSpLiT--TeR
Planetary Response Organization
Test Friends Please Ignore
400
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:31:00 -
[53] - Quote
I use to have a huge crush for SailorMars. I bought japanese books just to learn to speak japanese. She reminds me of my ex girlfriend which they so look alike.
If you want to get a girlfriend, go out and meet a lot of women. Ask for their numbers. Eventually, you'll get one. |
Borne Velvalor
BLACK-DRAGON-SOCIETY
32
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:34:00 -
[54] - Quote
I hear CCP plans to make them available for purchase in the near future. The basic model costs only 10 AUR. The prototype costs 1,000,000 AUR. |
Medical Crash
Pro Hic Immortalis
153
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:42:00 -
[55] - Quote
NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...?
I know you're trolling, but I'll give a partial answer regardless. Women are "hypergamous", they literally only "see" high value males (Alpha Males), any one else is "invisible" to them. Can't comment much on this subject because I don't want my account banned, topics like this attract the attention of sensitive morons.
Basically, you need to be a male with high SMV (Google this abbreviation), and you need to have decent social skills. You can't ask many people for advice on this, because most don't know what the hell they're talking about. |
Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
43
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:44:00 -
[56] - Quote
Borne Velvalor wrote:I hear CCP plans to make them available for purchase in the near future. The basic model costs only 10 AUR. The prototype costs 1,000,000 AUR.
Oh that had me rolling hard  |
Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
43
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:50:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy. Don't fiil their heads with your nonsense IWS. That only works with women with half a brain and we all know less than 24% of the human race actually has sense. Here's what you really do to pick up your average woman/man: Women: 1. Make her feel unwanted, she'll seek to want your approval like a puppy. 2. Be a number greater than 6 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale. 3. The one IWS actually got right, Have confidence. Men:1. Make him feel like you can't live without him. 2. Be able to have sex and give BJs on demand especially when you don't feel like it. (Idiot males love to have complete control over their women) 3. Have no confidence in yourself whatsoever. So there you go guys and gals. Now you know how to pick up the average idiot that needs not to reproduce.
My advice to the op. Don't listen to this guy. |
Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
534
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Posted - 2013.10.10 04:50:00 -
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Well, why don't you just do what I do? Go outside and just grab a girl off the street.
Oops, gotta go. Lights out time in the ol' cell block. |
Ghost Kaisar
Pradox One
466
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Posted - 2013.10.10 05:35:00 -
[59] - Quote
Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Make her feel wanted.
Make her important.
Have confidence.
Its not honesty, but what you are willing to do for her and what she is willing to do for you, and this goes beyond intimacy.
So, I take it by this CCP doesn't love us?
We aren't wanted?
We aren't Important?
Most of us don't have confidence in you...... 
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CharCharOdell
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
1098
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Posted - 2013.10.10 05:36:00 -
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Eat more pie. It helps me. |
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