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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:00:00 -
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Borne Velvalor wrote:I hear CCP plans to make them available for purchase in the near future. The basic model costs only 10 AUR. The prototype costs 1,000,000 AUR.
**** i hope the proto model comes with furnishings and a blowjob dispenser |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
103
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:05:00 -
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to answer the op .... all you have to do to win your bride is either ...win the tounarnament and slay the dragon
or
travel through eastern winterfell into the badlands through the desrt and into the dungeon of malor BAAL
and slay the minataur retreive th goblet and make it across the sea of rancor to the oracle and if you survive with good tidings on your return you will be awarded one female to grow and feed just dont forget to water her every day  |
Aria Gomes
DUST CORE
DARKSTAR ARMY
60
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:15:00 -
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Most girls don't want pick up lines. Just talk to a girl, ask for her name and number. Boom! It'll either go bad or go good.
Also don't say you like something just because she likes it.
Don't be shy or unsure, you'll regret it.
You don't know how many girls I've missed out on because I was too scared to say something. ( a girl trying to get another girl is kinda hard because it can go either way) |
Aria Gomes
DUST CORE
DARKSTAR ARMY
60
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:21:00 -
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CharCharOdell wrote:Eat more pie. It helps me.
I just thought of American Pie haha |
Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
657
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Posted - 2013.10.10 06:29:00 -
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Being shy, awkward, and looking "pretty" helps apparently. at least according to my friends girls swoon around me and I'm some kind of monk/have a heart carved from iced over stone. It's not true, I just have issues figuring out subtlety. Girls need to learn that guys don't do subtle. |
Eversor Beercase
Beer For Evil Mercs
34
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Posted - 2013.10.10 08:04:00 -
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NIGg NawGG wrote:countless nights I sit alone, stroking my neckbeard while watching the latest episodes of sailor moon?
Moon-chan is so beautiful, I wish girls in real life were like her...?
Join Cannon Fever and you don't need one. Plasma for all your heart's desires. |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
1699
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Posted - 2013.10.10 08:44:00 -
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Aria Gomes wrote:Most girls don't want pick up lines. Just talk to a girl, ask for her name and number. Boom! It'll either go bad or go good.
Also don't say you like something just because she likes it.
Don't be shy or unsure, you'll regret it.
You don't know how many girls I've missed out on because I was too scared to say something. ( a girl trying to get another girl is kinda hard because it can go either way)
in my environment that iv met all the people I know, females only want money, thus is why I hate this species.
I know a girl like you and I could introduce you to her if your willing to contact via fb. |
Spaceman-Rob
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
211
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Posted - 2013.10.10 08:54:00 -
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If you had get a girlfriend you can kiss goodbye to Dust, I've never know a woman that likes a man who sits around all day playing with his analogue stick. |
jin foxdale
Foxhound Corporation
General Tso's Alliance
74
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Posted - 2013.10.10 09:49:00 -
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The more you want one, the more desperate your aura/energy/whatever, the less likely you are to get one. |
jin foxdale
Foxhound Corporation
General Tso's Alliance
74
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Posted - 2013.10.10 09:51:00 -
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Spaceman-Rob wrote:If you do get a girlfriend you can kiss goodbye to Dust, I've never know a woman that likes a man who sits around all day playing with his joystick.
Its more like kissing goodbye to regular capping out, women gotta sleep sometime, but then so do we... |
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Ninjanomyx
TeamPlayers
EoN.
342
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Posted - 2013.10.10 09:58:00 -
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Grab a Sock (Preferably one that has Pre-Skeet Marinade) & draw Eyes & Mouth using Lipstick, Mascara & Rouge/Blush. Sever the Middle Finger on your "Optimal Hand" to emulate a Sex-Change Operation (ProTip: Girls don't have Middle Fingers). Shave a Barbie or Bratz Doll & place Hair upon Sock. Insert Transgender Hand. Commence the Jiggling!!! You now has GF bro, GG, YW, KthxBAI  |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
794
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Posted - 2013.10.10 12:38:00 -
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How to catch a GF
but you have to find the proper bait(s) to catch the type you're looking for. |
Mregomies
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
54
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Posted - 2013.10.10 12:54:00 -
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1 word... don't. I've been married 10 yrs and I miss my freedom... let the girls be alone or don't bring them to your home, just play with them. I can't play DUST 24/7 :( I must go to work and after that look after my kids whem my wife is at eveningshift. The sex is not worth it... and why buy the cow when you need some milk? Shortly, don't take the pain in your neck before you are 40yrs old... then pick up young mindless f.buddy. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
795
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Posted - 2013.10.10 13:07:00 -
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Couldn't find an emoticon with gasped mouth |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
795
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Posted - 2013.10.10 13:15:00 -
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...so... You didn't found the one you couldn't live without?
If things aren't interesting as they are right now, why not trying to make them be, by yourself? What do you have to lose? |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
795
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Posted - 2013.10.10 13:18:00 -
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...not that your advice doesn't sound like a good plan, but heck, you should try to make out for the best with what you already have.
Dude, that's your life |
Mregomies
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
57
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Posted - 2013.10.10 15:16:00 -
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hahahaa... as I told you earlier... I played some FW with my kids watching, wife called and started nagging about "feed the kids... don't play the game while kids are awake" I'm ok with that... |
dazlb72
HELGHAN EXILES
79
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Posted - 2013.10.10 15:17:00 -
[78] - Quote
apparently you can pick up a cheap one from Thailand......... |
Powerh8er
Norwegian Dust514 Corporation
Top Men.
104
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Posted - 2013.10.10 16:09:00 -
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Become a great baconcook, chicks dig bacon. |
Spkr4theDead
Red Star.
EoN.
991
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Posted - 2013.10.10 16:30:00 -
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The legend345 wrote:Tell her you ride shotgun in The Legend345's tanks she'll be all over you :O
Try running solo or with one other person in your squad instead of PRO support.  |
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
17
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Posted - 2013.10.10 17:24:00 -
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1. Be a interesting and likable person, your friends will spread the word for you and there is always "that single girl" one of your friend's know.
2. Learn to cook, preferably italian.
3.Goto bar/discotheque and try to be a little less oddily pissed then the rest of the playing field by the end of the night. Your chances off success when courting a female greatly improve when a person is not struggling to complete a sentence, whilst dancing the whiskey fandango and drooling into her chest.
3. Approach said female, always have one eyebrow raised, left hand stroking neckbeard, right one gently wailing a rather large glass of cognac.
4. Pause, let her get accustomed to your grandeur...
5. Complement her on the beauty she is projecting into the attendees of the party in a posh english voice and ask her if she is enjoying the evening.
6. Mention you have, just this very evening, perfected your risotto and have some left over in the fridge at home. Add that you have a K/dr of 6 with a dropship while keeping constant eyecontact.
7. profit |
Gods Architect
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
695
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Posted - 2013.10.10 17:54:00 -
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^ what is this the 1920's |
Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
17
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Posted - 2013.10.10 18:04:00 -
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Gods Architect wrote:^ what is this the 1920's
No, they didn't have discotheque's, fridges or dropships in the 1920's.
The tactic is still solid though. |
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