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Broonfondle Majikthies Bannana Boat Corp 302	Posted - 2013.10.08 20:52:00 - [1] - Quote My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too!
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 1585	Posted - 2013.10.08 21:03:00 - [2] - Quote Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too! What, are you saying knive are OP!???!!
BARDAS DUST University Ivy League 624	Posted - 2013.10.08 21:04:00 - [3] - Quote This is interesting news indeed. Can anyone else confirm? I'm stuck at my desk until this afternoon. If they snuck some ninja love into the update that was not included in the patch notes I would be most happy.
Pickle Sniffer Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 6	Posted - 2013.10.08 21:05:00 - [4] - Quote HAHA! I noticed this today, too! finally able to ninja my way through entire squads again! Just keep it slow, pick your targets, and they're as good as skewered!

CCP Mintchip C C P C C P Alliance 1658	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:02:00 - [5] - Quote If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. CCP Mintchip // Twitter - @CCP_Mintchip Dust 514 Community Rep

Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 857	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:06:00 - [6] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. Gotta be fourth worst way to go (without being too specific or situational) behind Burning, Electrocution, and Drowning.
LOADED'HORN KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 19	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:08:00 - [7] - Quote Clone kabobs anyone? Anyone?>with bacon? Sure, i'll have 2. Thanks for the warning
Jadek Menaheim WarRavens League of Infamy 134	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:10:00 - [8] - Quote Pickle Sniffer wrote: HAHA! I noticed this today, too! finally able to ninja my way through entire squads again! Just keep it slow, pick your targets, and they're as good as skewered! It's amazing what a coordinated team of nova knifers can do in a span of two minutes! Check out this shocking footage.
Ghost Kaisar Pradox One 447	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:12:00 - [9] - Quote Moving targets are still iffy to hit, and don't try to take someone on if they are backpedaling. You can't win. Knives still have a LOOONG way to go . Refer to the scouts page, or even the knives are broken page for more proof. 1.5 hasn't fixed NK hit detection at all.
Xocoyol Zaraoul Superior Genetics 1239	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:13:00 - [10] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser. Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences. Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too...

Vitharr Foebane Blood Money Mercenaries 57	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:17:00 - [11] - Quote Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote: CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser. Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences. Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too... MMM... Makes me want a heavy laser that much more
medomai grey WarRavens League of Infamy 198	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:17:00 - [12] - Quote Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote: CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser. Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences. Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too... I learned something today; death by lasers totally different than how I imagined.
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 9313	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:24:00 - [13] - Quote Death by lasers at their current levels is rather unpleasant and excruciating way to go. Imagine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj5CG9kzDYY#t=1m15s but no explosion and under 5 seconds of exposure and the first second of exposure of a high powered laser is enough to make you stop everything you're doing. and no don't ask how I know this.
Michael Arck Anubis Prime Syndicate 1402	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:25:00 - [14] - Quote So Mr. Mustard will be causing even more havoc? In fact, where is Mr. Mustard?
John Demonsbane Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics League of Infamy 171	Posted - 2013.10.09 01:51:00 - [15] - Quote Michael Arck wrote: So Mr. Mustard will be causing even more havoc? In fact, where is Mr. Mustard? Don't turn around!

CCP Mintchip C C P C C P Alliance 1665	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:01:00 - [16] - Quote Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. CCP Mintchip // Twitter - @CCP_Mintchip Dust 514 Community Rep


CCP Mintchip C C P C C P Alliance 1665	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:03:00 - [17] - Quote Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote: CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser. Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences. Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too... I'm imagining a wound that is instantly cauterized. Like a lightsaber or something in that regard. Physics have no place here. CCP Mintchip // Twitter - @CCP_Mintchip Dust 514 Community Rep

Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 3305	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:11:00 - [18] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. http://youtu.be/vWpuhz8-EHY?t=1m48s
KGB Sleep Ikomari-Onu Enforcement Caldari State 305	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:21:00 - [19] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. Are you sure about that? BOND
Vrain Matari ZionTCD 1060	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:25:00 - [20] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote: CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser. Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences. Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too... I'm imagining a wound that is instantly cauterized. Like a lightsaber or something in that regard. Physics have no place here. UV lasers would be even more interesting - no cauterization, just straight out breaking of organic bonds and clean sublimation of flesh. When we figure out UV lasers we'll finally have a perfect light scalpel. Ofc the ancestral Ammarians among us will immediately turn it into an instrument of death. (Sorry, the fizziks has this way of just sneeking its way into ever'ting)

Thurak1 Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 266	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:42:00 - [21] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Not sure about death by electrocution myself. However i have been electrocuted multiple times (this happens when you are fixing tv's on the cheap with tools that are not really meant for the job... and by tv's i mean the old CRT tv's that have step up transformers to pump 10kv to the picture tube) While i was getting shocked i didnt feel a thing but once the breaker popped all the muscles along the path the current took and surrounding area were sore as hell from contracting as hard as they possibally could for a few seconds.
Cody Sietz Bullet Cluster 1149	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:44:00 - [22] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. That's how my mom went. Her and her science...always tinkering.
KING CHECKMATE TEAM SATISFACTION 1638	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:49:00 - [23] - Quote Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too! NERF

CCP Mintchip C C P C C P Alliance 1668	Posted - 2013.10.09 02:55:00 - [24] - Quote Thurak1 wrote: CCP Mintchip wrote: Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Not sure about death by electrocution myself. However i have been electrocuted multiple times (this happens when you are fixing tv's on the cheap with tools that are not really meant for the job... and by tv's i mean the old CRT tv's that have step up transformers to pump 10kv to the picture tube) While i was getting shocked i didnt feel a thing but once the breaker popped all the muscles along the path the current took and surrounding area were sore as hell from contracting as hard as they possibally could for a few seconds. Haha my grandfather used to always talk about how dangerous TV repair was. The old ones, that is. You didn't feel anything until post the current? So I wonder if death by electrocution is similar; since you're dead you wouldn't feel anything. That moves electrocution way down the list imo. CCP Mintchip // Twitter - @CCP_Mintchip Dust 514 Community Rep

Broonfondle Majikthies Bannana Boat Corp 304	Posted - 2013.10.09 03:41:00 - [25] - Quote I just...why is... hmmm... What the hell happened?!? All I said was a game mechanic was working better and it turned into this?? I will say this though for knives being a bad way to go. I was taught a little ninjitsu (kinda) and was basically taught if you want to do maximum damage you have to avoid bones, which rules out given them a quick death. One particularly nasty one was to dart forward under the opponents guard (what the least expect you to do in combat) basically hug them with the knife pointed towards you (bearing in mind how long the blade is first so you don't stab yourself, obviously) and insert it just off centre (avoiding the spine, about where a kidney would be) and then in one fluid movement run the blade around the front all the way to the other side. I gave up shortly after
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Top Men. 1371	Posted - 2013.10.09 03:43:00 - [26] - Quote microwave lasers. doesn't damage the armor, just leaves a horrific biomass soup from the exploded merc inside. it's like instant stew for cannibals.
Kaze Pilot Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2013.10.09 03:52:00 - [27] - Quote Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: I just...why is... hmmm... What the hell happened?!? All I said was a game mechanic was working better and it turned into this?? Welcome to how I feel everytime I post something...
Kaze Eyrou Turalyon 514 Turalyon Alliance 368	Posted - 2013.10.09 03:54:00 - [28] - Quote Kaze Pilot wrote: Broonfondle Majikthies wrote: I just...why is... hmmm... What the hell happened?!? All I said was a game mechanic was working better and it turned into this?? Welcome to how I feel everytime I post something... Posting on my alt? How did that happen? Ah well. [shrug.jpg]
Heinz Doofenshertz BetaMax. 518	Posted - 2013.10.09 04:22:00 - [29] - Quote death by papercuts, just saying
Poonmunch Sanguis Defense Syndicate 480	Posted - 2013.10.09 05:07:00 - [30] - Quote CCP Mintchip wrote: If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. Squished. By a really, really big rock. Yah. I'd rather be squished than cut or lasered. Munch



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