My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too!

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

HAHA! I noticed this today, too! finally able to ninja my way through entire squads again! Just keep it slow, pick your targets, and they're as good as skewered!

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser.

Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences.

Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too...

As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser.

Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences.

Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too...

So Mr. Mustard will be causing even more havoc? In fact, where is Mr. Mustard?

As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser.

Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences.

Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too...

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

I'm imagining a wound that is instantly cauterized. Like a lightsaber or something in that regard.

Physics have no place here.

Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning.

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too!

Not sure about death by electrocution myself. However i have been electrocuted multiple times (this happens when you are fixing tv's on the cheap with tools that are not really meant for the job... and by tv's i mean the old CRT tv's that have step up transformers to pump 10kv to the picture tube) While i was getting shocked i didnt feel a thing but once the breaker popped all the muscles along the path the current took and surrounding area were sore as hell from contracting as hard as they possibally could for a few seconds.

I just...why is... hmmm...
What the hell happened?!? All I said was a game mechanic was working better and it turned into this??

Welcome to how I feel everytime I post something...

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

Well in this scenario we get to come back again and again because we're clones and our consciousness is immortal. I'd imagine this conversation would be a common one. People's preferred or least favorite way to, "move" if you will :P

Well in this scenario we get to come back again and again because we're clones and our consciousness is immortal. I'd imagine this conversation would be a common one. People's preferred or least favorite way to, "move" if you will :P

What, are you saying knive are OP!???!!

Gotta be fourth worst way to go (without being too specific or situational) behind Burning, Electrocution, and Drowning.

I just...why is... hmmm...
What the hell happened?!? All I said was a game mechanic was working better and it turned into this??

I will say this though for knives being a bad way to go. I was taught a little ninjitsu (kinda) and was basically taught if you want to do maximum damage you have to avoid bones, which rules out given them a quick death.
One particularly nasty one was to dart forward under the opponents guard (what the least expect you to do in combat) basically hug them with the knife pointed towards you (bearing in mind how long the blade is first so you don't stab yourself, obviously) and insert it just off centre (avoiding the spine, about where a kidney would be) and then in one fluid movement run the blade around the front all the way to the other side.

I gave up shortly after

Darwin Awards... if you dont know what they are... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

Gotta be fourth worst way to go (without being too specific or situational) behind Burning, Electrocution, and Drowning.

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser.

Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences.

Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too...

Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning.

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

Thinking about it, stabbing is better if the knife stays where it is, because it prevents you from bleeding out. Being shot would be worse if there's nothing immediately available to plug the holes.

Hint: tampons are great for gunshot wounds.

very..... creative. ill just have to hope my gf is on her period the next time i get shot

Haha my grandfather used to always talk about how dangerous TV repair was. The old ones, that is. You didn't feel anything until post the current?

So I wonder if death by electrocution is similar; since you're dead you wouldn't feel anything.

That moves electrocution way down the list imo.

Thinking about it, stabbing is better if the knife stays where it is, because it prevents you from bleeding out. Being shot would be worse if there's nothing immediately available to plug the holes.

Hint: tampons are great for gunshot wounds.

My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too!

Well 1. no one ever knifes someone in a game and then leaves the knife. That guy always runs away triumphantly feeling like a boss.

Haha, but also! I don't there are tampons, since the clones wouldn't opt for the parts that do that.

Bummer :(

Squished.

By a really, really big rock.

Yah. I'd rather be squished than cut or lasered.


Munch

Electrocution probably overloads the electrical impulses in your body preventing the pain signal from reaching your brain.

They ...wouldn't?? I don't think I like New Eden anymore :(

If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH.

Battle clones at least. Considering the average lifespan is measured in single digit minutes, there's not really much point wasting biomass on something you're not going to use.

Battle clones at least. Considering the average lifespan is measured in single digit minutes, there's not really much point wasting biomass on something you're not going to use.

Battle clones at least. Considering the average lifespan is measured in single digit minutes, there's not really much point wasting biomass on something you're not going to use.