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Niuvo
The Phoenix Federation
602
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Posted - 2013.10.09 05:10:00 -
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I try to avoid everything as a ninja. I'm learning to pick my targets and evade if spotted. All I'm missing is a proto scout and a cloaking equipment. I do have to say that when you hide behind cover it sucks to get killed by "curving" bullets. I guess it must hurt to lay there bleeding out from two gashes on the torso. I would be a traumatized clone. |
CommanderBolt
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
390
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Posted - 2013.10.09 05:18:00 -
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Wow a thread about ways to die..... marvellous!
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CCP Mintchip
C C P C C P Alliance
1671
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:08:00 -
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Well in this scenario we get to come back again and again because we're clones and our consciousness is immortal. I'd imagine this conversation would be a common one. People's preferred or least favorite way to, "move" if you will :P CCP Mintchip // Twitter - @CCP_Mintchip Dust 514 Community Rep |
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ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
1377
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:35:00 -
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CCP Mintchip wrote:Well in this scenario we get to come back again and again because we're clones and our consciousness is immortal. I'd imagine this conversation would be a common one. People's preferred or least favorite way to, "move" if you will :P
What a wonderful topic to see coming onto the forums
More Vehicle change stats please... |
noob cavman
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
100
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:52:00 -
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I think I would rather be stabbed again than be cooked by Detroit lasers |
Lucrezia LeGrand
Delta Enterprise
83
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:56:00 -
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CCP Mintchip wrote:Well in this scenario we get to come back again and again because we're clones and our consciousness is immortal. I'd imagine this conversation would be a common one. People's preferred or least favorite way to, "move" if you will :P lol. totally. I can imagine the conversations already: "So, do you remember the time you got hit by that LAV, and you got caught under the tire, and dragged around the battlefield, only to explode from a swarm launcher?" "..." "haha... good times." "..." |
Jackof All-Trades
Mannar Focused Warfare Gallente Federation
196
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Posted - 2013.10.09 09:35:00 -
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Wow, Mintchip just derailed a thread o.0 |
medomai grey
WarRavens League of Infamy
202
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:02:00 -
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To some savvy youtuber, please make a Dust514 themed spoof of Dumb Ways To Die and replace "dumb" with "painful". |
ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
1377
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:16:00 -
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Darwin Awards... if you dont know what they are... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards |
Krasymptimo
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
88
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:38:00 -
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I wouldn't know about electrocution seen as that is death via electricity (so if you tell someone that you have been electrocuted you are lying, as it is a portmanteau of electricity and execution. So you only got electrocuted if you died. Shocked if you lived.)
But imagine cramping, everywhere and like your muscles contracting and relaxing at what ever frequency the current is at if it is A.C.. DC.. imagine cramping, but burning as well as your body provides resistance. |
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Aikuchi Tomaru
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
1059
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:51:00 -
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Crash Monster wrote:Broonfondle Majikthies wrote:My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too! What, are you saying knive are OP!???!!
He did! NERF KNIVES! |
Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S. Public Disorder.
292
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:53:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. Gotta be fourth worst way to go (without being too specific or situational) behind Burning, Electrocution, and Drowning. Actually, drowning is supposed to be peaceful after the initial struggle. Its is like falling asleep after your lungs have filled. That's the word on the street. |
Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
1380
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Posted - 2013.10.09 11:35:00 -
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Please be true
Please be true
Please be true
Please be true
Please be true
Please be true
Please be true |
Vrain Matari
ZionTCD
1064
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Posted - 2013.10.09 11:51:00 -
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Broonfondle Majikthies wrote:I just...why is... hmmm... What the hell happened?!? All I said was a game mechanic was working better and it turned into this?? I will say this though for knives being a bad way to go. I was taught a little ninjitsu (kinda) and was basically taught if you want to do maximum damage you have to avoid bones, which rules out given them a quick death. One particularly nasty one was to dart forward under the opponents guard (what the least expect you to do in combat) basically hug them with the knife pointed towards you (bearing in mind how long the blade is first so you don't stab yourself, obviously) and insert it just off centre (avoiding the spine, about where a kidney would be) and then in one fluid movement run the blade around the front all the way to the other side. I gave up shortly after These knives however cut through combat armor with a swiping attack - bones are nothing to them. |
Vrain Matari
ZionTCD
1064
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Posted - 2013.10.09 11:56:00 -
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Technically doesn't apply to mercs, the closest thing would be the 'Eternal Golden Blueberry Trophy', i suppose ;) |
Lucifalic
Baked n Loaded
118
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Posted - 2013.10.09 12:39:00 -
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Imagine dying to a frickin laser beam attached to a frickin shark's head |
Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S. Public Disorder.
657
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Posted - 2013.10.09 12:50:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. Gotta be fourth worst way to go (without being too specific or situational) behind Burning, Electrocution, and Drowning. 5th worst way to go, can't forget about death by flaming electrical deep sea laser shooting knife wielding honey badgers.
Also, flaming electrical deep sea laser shooting knife wielding honey badgers = far more epic. |
Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
1381
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Posted - 2013.10.09 12:59:00 -
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LIES IT"S ALL LIES HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME FALSE HOPE |
Spkr4theDead
Red Star. EoN.
979
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:10:00 -
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CCP Mintchip wrote:If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. How about run over by a Madrugar? |
Spkr4theDead
Red Star. EoN.
979
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:13:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. As someone with degrees in Photonics Technology as well as Optical Science and Engineering... You really don't want to die from a high-powered laser. Besides ionizing the air and causing small-scale electrocution effects to a conductive target, you are talking about an explosion if there is any and all liquid that turns into steam, the general ignition of any biological target, not to mention the general explosive/incendiary effects when something suddenly has two radically different amounts of energy and temperature differences. Just imagine melted bits of burning dropsuit being meshed with your skin after the hit, too... Bah science! In Dust 514, getting run over by cars doesn't kill you! |
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star. EoN.
979
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:16:00 -
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CCP Mintchip wrote:Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Thinking about it, stabbing is better if the knife stays where it is, because it prevents you from bleeding out. Being shot would be worse if there's nothing immediately available to plug the holes.
Hint: tampons are great for gunshot wounds. |
chase rowland
The Enclave Syndicate Dark Taboo
30
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:18:00 -
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CCP Mintchip wrote:If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. GET ME SHARKS WITH LAZZERZ ON THEIR HEADS!!!!! |
chase rowland
The Enclave Syndicate Dark Taboo
30
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:28:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Thinking about it, stabbing is better if the knife stays where it is, because it prevents you from bleeding out. Being shot would be worse if there's nothing immediately available to plug the holes. Hint: tampons are great for gunshot wounds. very..... creative. ill just have to hope my gf is on her period the next time i get shot |
Lucrezia LeGrand
Delta Enterprise
84
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Posted - 2013.10.09 16:30:00 -
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chase rowland wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Thinking about it, stabbing is better if the knife stays where it is, because it prevents you from bleeding out. Being shot would be worse if there's nothing immediately available to plug the holes. Hint: tampons are great for gunshot wounds. very..... creative. ill just have to hope my gf is on her period the next time i get shot This sounds so fundamentally wrong. I can't even comprehend it. The holes would have to be a certain size, but to put one in? ... *cringe* At that point you might as well call it quits and respawn. |
Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
1197
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Posted - 2013.10.09 16:37:00 -
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CCP Mintchip wrote:Thurak1 wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Not sure about death by electrocution myself. However i have been electrocuted multiple times (this happens when you are fixing tv's on the cheap with tools that are not really meant for the job... and by tv's i mean the old CRT tv's that have step up transformers to pump 10kv to the picture tube) While i was getting shocked i didnt feel a thing but once the breaker popped all the muscles along the path the current took and surrounding area were sore as hell from contracting as hard as they possibally could for a few seconds. Haha my grandfather used to always talk about how dangerous TV repair was. The old ones, that is. You didn't feel anything until post the current? So I wonder if death by electrocution is similar; since you're dead you wouldn't feel anything. That moves electrocution way down the list imo. Electrocution probably overloads the electrical impulses in your body preventing the pain signal from reaching your brain. |
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CCP Mintchip
C C P C C P Alliance
1681
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Posted - 2013.10.09 18:27:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Thinking about it, stabbing is better if the knife stays where it is, because it prevents you from bleeding out. Being shot would be worse if there's nothing immediately available to plug the holes. Hint: tampons are great for gunshot wounds.
Well 1. no one ever knifes someone in a game and then leaves the knife. That guy always runs away triumphantly feeling like a boss.
Haha, but also! I don't there are tampons, since the clones wouldn't opt for the parts that do that.
Bummer :( CCP Mintchip // Twitter - @CCP_Mintchip Dust 514 Community Rep |
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IgniteableAura
Pro Hic Immortalis
202
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Posted - 2013.10.09 18:31:00 -
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Broonfondle Majikthies wrote:My knives are actually hitting people properly, and incredibly fast too! FALSE!
they aren't really working as intended. Least not when I'm using them...
Running behind someone and slashing still produced hit markers and shield flashes while not dealing any damage. |
Doyle Reese
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
443
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Posted - 2013.10.09 18:31:00 -
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CCP Mintchip wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Thinking about it, stabbing is better if the knife stays where it is, because it prevents you from bleeding out. Being shot would be worse if there's nothing immediately available to plug the holes. Hint: tampons are great for gunshot wounds. Well 1. no one ever knifes someone in a game and then leaves the knife. That guy always runs away triumphantly feeling like a boss. Haha, but also! I don't there are tampons, since the clones wouldn't opt for the parts that do that. Bummer :(
They ...wouldn't?? I don't think I like New Eden anymore :( |
Prairiedogn
To Test Tickles
4
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Posted - 2013.10.09 18:51:00 -
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Poonmunch wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:If you think about it, being stabbed would just be horrible. What a horrible way to kill someone. I'd rather be lasered to death. LASERED TO DEATH. Squished. By a really, really big rock. Yah. I'd rather be squished than cut or lasered. Munch
Funny Story, Corp Mate and I were running along the outside wall of an objective when suddenly, out of the sky fell a dropship and squished him. Yes, he died and the pilot did get the road kill. I couldn't stop laughing, it was so sudden and classic. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
9334
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Posted - 2013.10.09 19:11:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:Thurak1 wrote:CCP Mintchip wrote:Drowning I think it depends. Forced drowning, or accidental. Forced being someone holding you down (terrifying) or you've passed out and are drowning (accidental). I would say stabbing is worse. Burning is also extremely awful. I have no idea about electrocution... I imagine it's like burning. Not sure about death by electrocution myself. However i have been electrocuted multiple times (this happens when you are fixing tv's on the cheap with tools that are not really meant for the job... and by tv's i mean the old CRT tv's that have step up transformers to pump 10kv to the picture tube) While i was getting shocked i didnt feel a thing but once the breaker popped all the muscles along the path the current took and surrounding area were sore as hell from contracting as hard as they possibally could for a few seconds. Haha my grandfather used to always talk about how dangerous TV repair was. The old ones, that is. You didn't feel anything until post the current? So I wonder if death by electrocution is similar; since you're dead you wouldn't feel anything. That moves electrocution way down the list imo. Electrocution probably overloads the electrical impulses in your body preventing the pain signal from reaching your brain.
It starts off with a tingle, then it gets warm then really really really numb, then you're just feel like you want to puke the whole world out but you forgot how.
240v 115 amp electrocution couple years back though that was the output source into the device that zapped I have no idea what was the actual electrocution voltage at but it felt very unplesant. |
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