Am I missing anything other than those poor devs cry for help?

I suppose I can copy and paste some of the words from our wiki page for 1.5. Please keep in mind that these pages tend to be copy and pasted from a template so some things may not be accurate:

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CCP has created a type of gamer that plays with spreadsheets and thought rather than adrenaline. You can't honestly tell me that you didn't think this would happen, especially on the topic of patch notes.

Okay then
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Tanks
Adding lakes to maps, was very difficult to make
militia mass drivers
ability to strategically interact with eve
Medals will be for wins
Ability to immigrate into defeated factions planets
Plants, either foliage or power, don't know...
bigger arsenal and television in merc quarters
Brand new Aircraft model
New socket for minmatar freedom corp called "production platform"
We'll have economic activities like being a pirate, police officer, explorer, baker, drug trafficker or drill instructor.
The tourism organization has gotten the tram working It's about freaking time...
They made the beds better.
Adornment machine so we get character customization finally.
You can have families and careers now.
We'll get speeders
Pollution will become important and there is a Green Policy in development.
Your character can suffer from chronic stress.
Some environments will have cats? Possibly for the cat mercs out there.

Am I missing anything other than those poor devs cry for help?

I see what you did there.

English translation greatly appreciated. I'm not trusting Google.

There is no translation, that's Lorem Ipsum - latin gibberish (taken from an actual latin text, then chopped up to look better) that is used as filler text when prototyping a website / magazine page / whatever and you want to see what it would look like with text.

Ah, I see. I don't know anything about web design so I wouldn't know that beforehand. Thanks for letting me know.

Which is why I didn't think anyone would try and translate it and so didn't translate it myself.

Done, took the liberty to underline the untold story of a CCP developers life. May god save them...

We will be sure to post a comment . Tomorrowis always a fear of fear , but a lot of consumer preferences . To Book patients , patients or investor , but , more importantly and lakes. Please do not forget the mass scale diesel tank . Now that was enough, makeup and photography skills base. We want freedom] , not only immigrationand , on my time . However, the mass and the free asset base. More tanks and lakes television, not a lot of strategic investment . Each soft Olympic medals . The graduate students , members will not be published . And now more than the Bureau immigration .

Time tomorrow , but it 's just a game , play smart time before, this plant now for either now . But Arsenal , and television or newspaper , replacement aircraft model for the development of mass production platform ever ranking . For Michigan, the ferry 's bills , reducing the price of a lion , but life always and regional impact. A spectrum of economic activities. Beating, inhabit the sad old age and disease, spanned, and the advising hunger and the ugly need.Add a Comment Read a soft not be published . But the very bow , or a lake or some , a lot of developers make this happen. No items . Korea Tourism Organization needs. Until an assessment of the bed, and takes the time to hate . Back to Top machine said , that they may adorn itself . You can only hate , pregnant does that asset value . More information management , compensation and career planning , cartoon grab samples. Free bikes , no pain, but the results , beating the overall Championship . The gallery level. Welcome to a free of pollutants that time had been soft.

We just said that , football chronic stress. Beating, inhabit the sad old age and disease, spanned, and the advising hunger and the ugly need. Green Policy which there is only bit of information. We will be sure to post a comment . But I played a good bow(probably meant boy) diseases strategic asset only . We always want or need social workers. In order to improve , it is the element of a course , the environment budget has been said, the cats, than to meet the requirements in order to continue to drink for free . Keep Your Arsenal , football fans bakery element of life . Online at the start, but was told the Pure Michigan . We really worked hard , and the sauce did not drink , drugs to civilization. One mile from poverty as from the bus . For sad kids who develop Japan .

Or I could just be reading to much into it...

You post something cryptic in another language to a bunch of people ravenous for information that you supposedly are giving to them in a language which is obviously not the one the majority of the forum speaks in, a forum which is 100% comprised of people with access to the internet in one form or another and all of which are at least 12th degree blackbelts in google-foo.......

.........and you didn't think anyone would translate it?




No offense intended, but that is the funniest thing I've heard all day! xDD Sorry to laugh at your innocent mistake, but that's just too good lol


Edit: Next time, look something interesting up on Wikipedia and google translate it into another language. Then when we translate it back, we'll have something interesting and potentially educational to read at least

I want 1.5 patch notes.

And I want max skillpoints... :(

To be honest it's a good thing I am not in control of patch notes though or when they come out they would be in some convoluted unreadable language...

And I want max skillpoints... :(

To be honest it's a good thing I am not in control of patch notes though or when they come out they would be in some convoluted unreadable language...

I just want the Sagaris and Surya and my powergrid skill back.

Oh god... I really should have checked what that translated to before posting it... didn't think anyone would actually try and translate it...

Anyone who is on these forums has too much time on their hands; OF COURSE WE WOULD TRANSLATE IT!

Also, where my patch notes? I've been waiting for these since May 14th.

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I suppose I can copy and paste some of the words from our wiki page for 1.5. Please keep in mind that these pages tend to be copy and pasted from a template so some things may not be accurate:

We need a minigame on the forums just to keep you guys busy...

First off, that's improper Latin. ALLLETTERSARECAPITALIZEDANDTHERE ARENOSPACESINBETWEENWORDS

I suppose I can copy and paste some of the words from our wiki page for 1.5. Please keep in mind that these pages tend to be copy and pasted from a template so some things may not be accurate:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Cras semper metus metus, vitae accumsan mauris mattis sed. Etiam sapien tellus, lacinia sed viverra vel, adipiscing et lacus. Vivamus malesuada lectus non massa ultricies tristique. Nunc id erat vitae tellus rutrum consequat ac eu tortor. Aenean libero velit, pharetra ac nisi nec, sollicitudin tempus mi. Sed euismod massa ac libero dignissim ullamcorper. Proin dictum lacus ac lacus molestie, non iaculis sem hendrerit. Quisque vulputate mollis ultricies. Praesent faucibus pharetra neque sit amet sodales. Nunc et quam pellentesque est hendrerit pharetra.

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+1, I can verify that this is accurate. Hilarious translations, we love you guys.

We need a minigame on the forums just to keep you guys busy...

We need a minigame on the forums just to keep you guys busy...

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