I suppose I can copy and paste some of the words from our wiki page for 1.5. Please keep in mind that these pages tend to be copy and pasted from a template so some things may not be accurate:

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CCP has created a type of gamer that plays with spreadsheets and thought rather than adrenaline. You can't honestly tell me that you didn't think this would happen, especially on the topic of patch notes.

Okay then
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Tanks
Adding lakes to maps, was very difficult to make
militia mass drivers
ability to strategically interact with eve
Medals will be for wins
Ability to immigrate into defeated factions planets
Plants, either foliage or power, don't know...
bigger arsenal and television in merc quarters
Brand new Aircraft model
New socket for minmatar freedom corp called "production platform"
We'll have economic activities like being a pirate, police officer, explorer, baker, drug trafficker or drill instructor.
The tourism organization has gotten the tram working It's about freaking time...
They made the beds better.
Adornment machine so we get character customization finally.
You can have families and careers now.
We'll get speeders
Pollution will become important and there is a Green Policy in development.
Your character can suffer from chronic stress.
Some environments will have cats? Possibly for the cat mercs out there.

Am I missing anything other than those poor devs cry for help?

There is no translation, that's Lorem Ipsum - latin gibberish (taken from an actual latin text, then chopped up to look better) that is used as filler text when prototyping a website / magazine page / whatever and you want to see what it would look like with text.

And I want max skillpoints... :(

To be honest it's a good thing I am not in control of patch notes though or when they come out they would be in some convoluted unreadable language...

We need a minigame on the forums just to keep you guys busy...

First off, that's improper Latin. ALLLETTERSARECAPITALIZEDANDTHERE ARENOSPACESINBETWEENWORDS