DUST Search - (Joke) Conspiracy Theory: CCP Wolfman is a Satanist!

Aeon Amadi wrote:

This immediately startled me when I read it and now it all makes sense!

CCP Wolfman wrote:

Lurchasaurus wrote:

CCP Wolfman wrote:

Yup, most of it is. The animation LOD switching and thruster effects optimizations were us (the latter task was a collaboration with other teams). The LOD tasks fixed a boatload of horrible animation glitches and bugs including some that effected targeting. The thruster work improves frame rate. I don't think of either of those were a waste of time :-)

Neither does anyone who cares about the health of this game. Wolfman, how do you come on these forums and leave without hating us?

Plenty of people give me lamb. Totally worth it.

The transformation of becoming a wolfman - or werewolf - is thought to be accomplished by Satanic allegiance for the sake of sating a craving for human flesh.

The wolf itself is also a very common symbol of Satanism and Satanic allegiance.

We also know that Wolfman is the scum master race in Dust 514, as denoted by Logibro here:

CCP Logibro wrote:

I'm actually Gallente, don't let the suit fool you. CCP Wolfman is Amarrian and CCP Remnant is very Minmatar.

Interestingly enough we know that Amarrians are very religious and they also love slavery - know who else loves enslaving people? Satan.

But that's not all! There's more proof!

Apart from enjoying tribute of sacrificial lamb (he prefers honeyed lamb specifically, which is also strong indication of his allegiance to Satan as this is somehow a reference to "land flowing with milk and honey" I'm sure) his name and affiliations show us that there is, in fact, a numerical association as well.

CCP Wolfman is Amarrian

As we can see with this numerology mumbo jumbo which I'm positive has some kind of association with Satan because of the large word "Pythagorean" which is also a term in math (of which witches were burned at the stake for) we can clearly determine the number association:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Hm1nojb3VjM/T3T4PS2eSRI/AAAAAAAADG4/Zryc8odf0bg/s1600/pythagoreantable.jpg

27 Crowd = 39654 (27)
34 Control = 3652963 (34)
55 Productions = 79643329651 (55)
30 Wolfman = 5636415 (30)
10 Is = 91 (10)
39 Amarrian = 14199915 (39)

All of those numbers added up is 195 and 1+9+5 = 15. We can then determine that 1+5 = 6.
There are 6 words in the phrase.
Also another 6 because this is mostly based off of the game 6 degrees of separation

OMG 666 Shocked

Also, if you take 'wolf' out of 'wolfman' you're left with Man. Which is 415. That's 514 backwards. I'm pretty sure this is relevant somehow.

HOW HAS NO-ONE SEEN THIS YET?!?!

And don't even get me started on the fact that he's the guy in charge of designing all of the weapons that kill people in-game to collect more souls for his demented plots. In fact, in order for him to get data you HAVE to kill people for him! He's deceiving all of you into believing that killing is fun so he can make his graphs!!! Also, because he has a craving for human flesh as denoted by werewolf stature!

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Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 2555	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:07:00 - [1] - Quote This immediately startled me when I read it and now it all makes sense! CCP Wolfman wrote: Lurchasaurus wrote: CCP Wolfman wrote: Yup, most of it is. The animation LOD switching and thruster effects optimizations were us (the latter task was a collaboration with other teams). The LOD tasks fixed a boatload of horrible animation glitches and bugs including some that effected targeting. The thruster work improves frame rate. I don't think of either of those were a waste of time :-) Neither does anyone who cares about the health of this game. Wolfman, how do you come on these forums and leave without hating us? Plenty of people give me lamb. Totally worth it. The transformation of becoming a wolfman - or werewolf - is thought to be accomplished by Satanic allegiance for the sake of sating a craving for human flesh. The wolf itself is also a very common symbol of Satanism and Satanic allegiance. We also know that Wolfman is the scum master race in Dust 514, as denoted by Logibro here: CCP Logibro wrote: I'm actually Gallente, don't let the suit fool you. CCP Wolfman is Amarrian and CCP Remnant is very Minmatar. Interestingly enough we know that Amarrians are very religious and they also love slavery - know who else loves enslaving people? Satan. But that's not all! There's more proof! Apart from enjoying tribute of sacrificial lamb (he prefers honeyed lamb specifically, which is also strong indication of his allegiance to Satan as this is somehow a reference to "land flowing with milk and honey" I'm sure) his name and affiliations show us that there is, in fact, a numerical association as well. CCP Wolfman is Amarrian As we can see with this numerology mumbo jumbo which I'm positive has some kind of association with Satan because of the large word "Pythagorean" which is also a term in math (of which witches were burned at the stake for) we can clearly determine the number association: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Hm1nojb3VjM/T3T4PS2eSRI/AAAAAAAADG4/Zryc8odf0bg/s1600/pythagoreantable.jpg 27 Crowd = 39654 (27) 34 Control = 3652963 (34) 55 Productions = 79643329651 (55) 30 Wolfman = 5636415 (30) 10 Is = 91 (10) 39 Amarrian = 14199915 (39) All of those numbers added up is 195 and 1+9+5 = 15. We can then determine that 1+5 = 6. There are 6 words in the phrase. Also another 6 because this is mostly based off of the game 6 degrees of separation OMG 666 Also, if you take 'wolf' out of 'wolfman' you're left with Man. Which is 415. That's 514 backwards. I'm pretty sure this is relevant somehow. HOW HAS NO-ONE SEEN THIS YET?!?! And don't even get me started on the fact that he's the guy in charge of designing all of the weapons that kill people in-game to collect more souls for his demented plots. In fact, in order for him to get data you HAVE to kill people for him! He's deceiving all of you into believing that killing is fun so he can make his graphs!!! Also, because he has a craving for human flesh as denoted by werewolf stature!
Rogatien Merc Red Star. EoN. 852	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:09:00 - [2] - Quote :::reads title::: That escalated quickly.
Beren Hurin The Vanguardians 1289	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:11:00 - [3] - Quote Smoke weed everyday!

CCP Nullarbor C C P C C P Alliance 2283	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:13:00 - [4] - Quote and here I was thinking CCP Wolfman was just Taylor Lautner.

Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 2555	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:14:00 - [5] - Quote CCP Nullarbor wrote: and here I was thinking CCP Wolfman was just Taylor Lautner. http://www.pakkotoisto.com/attachments/treeni/89206d1350908826-salikomediaa-apply_cold_water_to_the_burned_area-145373.jpg

CCP Logibro C C P C C P Alliance 941	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:24:00 - [6] - Quote They're on to him. Quick, get the distraction! CCP Logibro // EVE Universe Community Team // Distributor of Nanites // Patron Saint of Logistics @CCP_Logibro

Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 2556	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:24:00 - [7] - Quote CCP Logibro wrote: They're on to him. Quick, get the distraction! Gallente Heavy concept art? =D
General John Ripper The Generals EoN. 2110	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:27:00 - [8] - Quote OH EM GEE!!! My eyes are now open....
Sergamon Draco Rautaleijona Top Men. 95	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:28:00 - [9] - Quote Omg i know this game feels sometimes,that it came from hell and diabolical scheme to get us addicted and mess our head good But satanist lol yeah he sacrifices every day hes own and our immortal (merc) souls to this false god you call DUST 514 And i have to say, man you have too much time on your hands.Last hit the ground and man that railgun merc
ChromeBreaker SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 1064	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:46:00 - [10] - Quote ... what.... what just happened here....?
Kain Spero TeamPlayers EoN. 2014	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:48:00 - [11] - Quote CCP Logibro wrote: They're on to him. Quick, get the distraction! There's not enough lamb in the world.
Hecarim Van Hohen Bullet Cluster 116	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:50:00 - [12] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: This immediately startled me when I read it and now it all makes sense! CCP Wolfman wrote: Lurchasaurus wrote: CCP Wolfman wrote: Yup, most of it is. The animation LOD switching and thruster effects optimizations were us (the latter task was a collaboration with other teams). The LOD tasks fixed a boatload of horrible animation glitches and bugs including some that effected targeting. The thruster work improves frame rate. I don't think of either of those were a waste of time :-) Neither does anyone who cares about the health of this game. Wolfman, how do you come on these forums and leave without hating us? Plenty of people give me lamb. Totally worth it. The transformation of becoming a wolfman - or werewolf - is thought to be accomplished by Satanic allegiance for the sake of sating a craving for human flesh. The wolf itself is also a very common symbol of Satanism and Satanic allegiance. We also know that Wolfman is the scum master race in Dust 514, as denoted by Logibro here: CCP Logibro wrote: I'm actually Gallente, don't let the suit fool you. CCP Wolfman is Amarrian and CCP Remnant is very Minmatar. Interestingly enough we know that Amarrians are very religious and they also love slavery - know who else loves enslaving people? Satan. But that's not all! There's more proof! Apart from enjoying tribute of sacrificial lamb (he prefers honeyed lamb specifically, which is also strong indication of his allegiance to Satan as this is somehow a reference to "land flowing with milk and honey" I'm sure) his name and affiliations show us that there is, in fact, a numerical association as well. CCP Wolfman is Amarrian As we can see with this numerology mumbo jumbo which I'm positive has some kind of association with Satan because of the large word "Pythagorean" which is also a term in math (of which witches were burned at the stake for) we can clearly determine the number association: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Hm1nojb3VjM/T3T4PS2eSRI/AAAAAAAADG4/Zryc8odf0bg/s1600/pythagoreantable.jpg 27 Crowd = 39654 (27) 34 Control = 3652963 (34) 55 Productions = 79643329651 (55) 30 Wolfman = 5636415 (30) 10 Is = 91 (10) 39 Amarrian = 14199915 (39) All of those numbers added up is 195 and 1+9+5 = 15. We can then determine that 1+5 = 6. There are 6 words in the phrase. Also another 6 because this is mostly based off of the game 6 degrees of separation OMG 666 Also, if you take 'wolf' out of 'wolfman' you're left with Man. Which is 415. That's 514 backwards. I'm pretty sure this is relevant somehow. HOW HAS NO-ONE SEEN THIS YET?!?! And don't even get me started on the fact that he's the guy in charge of designing all of the weapons that kill people in-game to collect more souls for his demented plots. In fact, in order for him to get data you HAVE to kill people for him! He's deceiving all of you into believing that killing is fun so he can make his graphs!!! Also, because he has a craving for human flesh as denoted by werewolf stature! Irrefutable proof has been presented, days of darkness will descend upon us unless we continue to please CCP Wolfman with murder and bloodshed not forgetting lamb, lot's of lamb.
General John Ripper The Generals EoN. 2110	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:53:00 - [13] - Quote Kain Spero wrote: CCP Logibro wrote: They're on to him. Quick, get the distraction! There's not enough lamb in the world. then get the human sacrifice.
Halador Osiris Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 619	Posted - 2013.08.29 14:56:00 - [14] - Quote Meh, I don't care what he believes in as long as he buffs my Python in 1.5.
Beren Hurin The Vanguardians 1292	Posted - 2013.08.29 15:05:00 - [15] - Quote Quick the Blood Raiders are coming. Unlock all the CRUs and open them, maybe that will be enough!!!
Vulpes Dolosus Neanderthal Nation Public Disorder. 45	Posted - 2013.08.29 15:10:00 - [16] - Quote CCP Logibro wrote: They're on to him. Quick, get the distraction! I got you Logibro.
Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 2570	Posted - 2013.08.29 15:43:00 - [17] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: CCP Logibro wrote: They're on to him. Quick, get the distraction! I got you Logibro. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHU2RlSCdxU
Obodiah Garro Tech Guard General Tso's Alliance 295	Posted - 2013.08.29 15:45:00 - [18] - Quote where have you been guys? All CCP are amarian, its part of the contract to get the job!
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK 102	Posted - 2013.08.29 15:56:00 - [19] - Quote CCP Nullarbor wrote: and here I was thinking CCP Wolfman was just Taylor Lautner. Is he constantly walking around the office sans shirt?
Rynoceros Rise of Old Dudes 595	Posted - 2013.08.29 16:04:00 - [20] - Quote This whole "job at CCP" thing is just to ensure that no SMGs are loaded with silver bullets. (It's my understanding that you can't write code for PS3 and still have faith in God)
Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 2573	Posted - 2013.08.29 16:41:00 - [21] - Quote Rynoceros wrote: This whole "job at CCP" thing is just to ensure that no SMGs are loaded with silver bullets. (It's my understanding that you can't write code for PS3 and still have faith in God) You can't write code for anything and still have faith in God That's why Wolfman's Amarr, so he can at least pretend
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK 102	Posted - 2013.08.29 16:44:00 - [22] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: Rynoceros wrote: This whole "job at CCP" thing is just to ensure that no SMGs are loaded with silver bullets. (It's my understanding that you can't write code for PS3 and still have faith in God) You can't write code for anything and still have faith in God That's why Wolfman's Amarr, so he can at least pretend It is a good cover. The whole wolf in sheeps clothing thing. ... broke the 4th wall there didn't I?
Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 2575	Posted - 2013.08.29 18:43:00 - [23] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Aeon Amadi wrote: Rynoceros wrote: This whole "job at CCP" thing is just to ensure that no SMGs are loaded with silver bullets. (It's my understanding that you can't write code for PS3 and still have faith in God) You can't write code for anything and still have faith in God That's why Wolfman's Amarr, so he can at least pretend It is a good cover. The whole wolf in sheeps clothing thing. ... broke the 4th wall there didn't I? I think you might wind up Dead in a Pool somewhere if you're not careful, Marvel the thought
R F Gyro Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic 479	Posted - 2013.08.29 19:57:00 - [24] - Quote Halador Osiris wrote: Meh, I don't care what he believes in as long as he buffs my Python in 1.5. Is "buffing my python" a euphemism?
Halador Osiris Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 620	Posted - 2013.08.29 20:25:00 - [25] - Quote R F Gyro wrote: Halador Osiris wrote: Meh, I don't care what he believes in as long as he buffs my Python in 1.5. Is "buffing my python" a euphemism? Psh, I get plenty of performance out of my launcher.
Master Jaraiya Ultramarine Corp 573	Posted - 2013.08.29 20:43:00 - [26] - Quote Gamer 1: Have you ever played DUST 514? Gamer 2: Yea! Gamer 1: Have you ever played DUST 514-onn weeeeed maaaaannnnn!

CCP Wolfman C C P C C P Alliance 1630	Posted - 2013.08.30 06:15:00 - [27] - Quote You should be careful what you post on forums. It's a full moon soon...

Lurchasaurus SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 1238	Posted - 2013.08.30 06:20:00 - [28] - Quote my dust merc has a silver lining to repel wherewolves, so im good. isn't garlic a high slot?
Xender17 Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 505	Posted - 2013.08.30 06:32:00 - [29] - Quote um
dustwaffle Ill Omens 409	Posted - 2013.08.30 07:00:00 - [30] - Quote Damned furries!

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