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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.07.29 19:08:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:I propose an alliance between the United Federation Of Taco Lovers and the mango guys to combat the bacon bitches.
That's bacon believers, thank you very much!!! The BB shall triumph over the UFTL and the MLM (mango loving monkeys), AND RULE THE LOCKER ROOM UNCONTESTED!!!!!!!! |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.07.29 23:34:00 -
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Charlotte O'Dell wrote:Bacon is a false symbol of hope used to keep the masses oppressed. It is only accepted because the people because they have not been offered the goodness of the Mango until now.
Take your twisted lies elsewhere, vile fiend! |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.07.30 00:06:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:Face it, you don't have any seed in bacon.
We have need of none. And I bring you words from the war room
gbghg wrote:Bacon sees this imposter for its true colours,
It claims divinity, yet claims not to be divine,
It claims to be the alpha, and the omega,
Yet the mango must claim to be these things,
While the bacon simply is these things.
This "mango" is nothing but a false idol,
A lucifer in disguise,
It would lead you away from your salvation at the sizzling of bacon,
Into damnation by the fruit isle.
It would see you bereft of the only holy thing in the world,
It would see you suffer,
It would see you give up one of hangover's best cures.
I'll tell you this,
If you stand with bacon, you shall not regret it,
You shall receive 72 bacon strips each day,
You shall receive blessed weapons and armour,
You shall receive holy vehicles to carry you into the fat of combat,
And above all else, you shall receive salvation...
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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.07.30 01:06:00 -
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Nosid Katona wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Food of the alliances
EoN = Shit
LoI= Bacon
Ivy Leauge=Cafeteria Food
Indy Corps=Fruit Basket, including mangos
N-F=Soap
CRONOS=Potatoes
Darkstar=cheap, generic, hot dogs And RofL has Cheesecake! Vae Victis
Cheesecake is acceptable provided its toffee. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.08.01 02:20:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:gbghg wrote:Nosid Katona wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Food of the alliances
EoN = Shit
LoI= Bacon
Ivy Leauge=Cafeteria Food
Indy Corps=Fruit Basket, including mangos
N-F=Soap
CRONOS=Potatoes
Darkstar=cheap, generic, hot dogs And RofL has Cheesecake! Vae Victis Cheesecake is acceptable provided its toffee. What about bacon cheesecake?
I must try this, not sure if its sold in the UK though, that seems like an American idea. |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.08.02 17:13:00 -
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Meeko Fent wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:gbghg wrote:General John Ripper wrote:I propose an alliance between the United Federation Of Taco Lovers and the mango guys to combat the bacon bitches. That's bacon believers, thank you very much!!! The BB shall triumph over the UFTL and the MLM (mango loving monkeys), AND RULE THE LOCKER ROOM UNCONTESTED!!!!!!!! Tacos are superior to both Mangoes and Bacon! Faq that! Whipped cream is the absolute best! O la creame, we like O la creame, O la creame, we like it the Best! Do you want it in you foot? Yes I want it on my foot! On you foot? On my foot! *Sprays Whipped cream on the fellows foot* Scout camp has driven me mad...
No because this clip exists http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik |
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