Bacon sees this imposter for its true colours,
It claims divinity, yet claims not to be divine,
It claims to be the alpha, and the omega,
Yet the mango must claim these these things,
While the bacon simply is these things.

This "mango" is nothing but a false idol,
A lucifer in disguise,
It would lead you away from your salvation at the sizzling of bacon,
Into damnation by the fruit isle.


It would see you bereft of the only holy thing in the world,
It would see you suffer,
It would see you give up one of hangover's best cures.

I'll tell you this,
If you stand with bacon, you shall not regret it,
You shall receive 72 bacon strips each day,
You shall receive blessed weapons and armour,
You shall receive holy vehicles to carry you into the fat of combat,
And above all else, you shall receive salvation...

*Throws mango at gbghg.

*Blocks with "The Holy Sceptor Of Bacon" and fires a Bacon Blast at Medic.

*Medic is vegetarian, Bacon blast is super effective! Medic runs away for a medicinal stick of celery.

Char and Earl James raped eachother and had a poop baby. His name was Skipper Jones.

Come to me brother! And I shall cure you of your affliction! *offers strip of bacon.

Fear the Mango. Fear its Friends.

The Mango trusts nopony, but is also friends with everypony.

The Mango tolerates the untolerable, and smites those who would look down on it.

The Mango controls this Universe.

The Mango is the beginning and the end of all things.

The Mango is; The Mango is not-

Fear the Mango. Respect the Mango.

For, when one trifles with Mango, one trifles with Mango's Friends-

And friendship is magic.

You apply to any EoN corp and in two weeks brag about being better than decent. Go.

I seem to be the only one that recognises the true power of chicken over bacon, could chicken ally with mango because like chicken, mango also holds true power, bacon is just an imposter of the true power

Chicken is too diluted, I mean seriously, half the ******* food on the planet tastes like chicken. What other food has an entire wiki page dedicated to things that taste like chicken? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tastes_like_chicken#Animals_that_are_said_to_taste_like_chicken
There is a page, and a list, a list of things that taste like chicken. Chicken is weak, it's spread too thing, and we can all agree, that bacon is the only thing that tastes like bacon.

They already have mango chicken in restaurants you dumbass.

Listen, Mango fuckin sucks. Kiwi is where its at.

And a Kiwi stuck up Skipper Jones ******* is even better.

Say it with me now

Ki
Wi
Owwwwww my anus.

Charlotte what the hell happened? You leave ML?

Anywho check out Carambola if radicalness (is that even a word) is what you are looking for.

Mango chicken? Damn that op

I leave BC there were not enough mangos. Now I have mangos and all is well.

Overpriced? Nah Its usually pretty cheap. The orientals sell it most of the time in their "cat and dog" shacks called Great Wall, or Ming Palace or 2 Gud 4 U Chinese Food

No, op as in too much power when conbibed

No, op as in too much power when conbibed

Overpriced? Nah Its usually pretty cheap. The orientals sell it most of the time in their "cat and dog" shacks called Great Wall, or Ming Palace or 2 Gud 4 U Chinese Food

out with the mango in with the bacon

cake.

Guavan and kiwi rules all

There can only be one
"Bacon"

cake.

MANGO BACON CAKE

Sounds OP. Needs a nerf.