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Medic 1879
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
761
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Posted - 2013.07.29 20:05:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Bacon sees this imposter for its true colours,
It claims divinity, yet claims not to be divine,
It claims to be the alpha, and the omega,
Yet the mango must claim these these things,
While the bacon simply is these things.
This "mango" is nothing but a false idol,
A lucifer in disguise,
It would lead you away from your salvation at the sizzling of bacon,
Into damnation by the fruit isle.
It would see you bereft of the only holy thing in the world,
It would see you suffer,
It would see you give up one of hangover's best cures.
I'll tell you this,
If you stand with bacon, you shall not regret it,
You shall receive 72 bacon strips each day,
You shall receive blessed weapons and armour,
You shall receive holy vehicles to carry you into the fat of combat,
And above all else, you shall receive salvation...
*Throws mango at gbghg. |
Medic 1879
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
761
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Posted - 2013.07.29 20:27:00 -
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gbghg wrote:Medic 1879 wrote:gbghg wrote:Bacon sees this imposter for its true colours,
It claims divinity, yet claims not to be divine,
It claims to be the alpha, and the omega,
Yet the mango must claim these these things,
While the bacon simply is these things.
This "mango" is nothing but a false idol,
A lucifer in disguise,
It would lead you away from your salvation at the sizzling of bacon,
Into damnation by the fruit isle.
It would see you bereft of the only holy thing in the world,
It would see you suffer,
It would see you give up one of hangover's best cures.
I'll tell you this,
If you stand with bacon, you shall not regret it,
You shall receive 72 bacon strips each day,
You shall receive blessed weapons and armour,
You shall receive holy vehicles to carry you into the fat of combat,
And above all else, you shall receive salvation... *Throws mango at gbghg. *Blocks with "The Holy Sceptor Of Bacon" and fires a Bacon Blast at Medic.
*Medic is vegetarian, Bacon blast is super effective! Medic runs away for a medicinal stick of celery. |
Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
765
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Posted - 2013.07.29 22:43:00 -
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gbghg wrote:
Come to me brother! And I shall cure you of your affliction! *offers strip of bacon.
I will admit this I obviously wont eat bacon but even I love the smell of it cooking lol. Somehow even though I know I dont like the taste it smells bloody marvelous. |
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