| Pages: 1 2 :: [one page] |
|
|
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
352
   |
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:41:00 -
[1] - Quote
I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514.
Sincerely Eris Ernaga
Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters.
by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. |
Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
276
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:44:00 -
[2] - Quote
All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
352
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:45:00 -
[3] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
Please dude help me keep playing. I will trade you my panties for 1,000 dollars they're my wifes. |
Rogatien Merc
Red Star.
EoN.
528
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:46:00 -
[4] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
A sad, epic truth disguised as hyperbolic parody. |
dustwaffle
Gravity Prone
EoN.
222
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:47:00 -
[5] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
|
xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Corporation
CRONOS.
438
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:48:00 -
[6] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
|
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
1926
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:49:00 -
[7] - Quote
You're drunk. Go home. |
xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Corporation
CRONOS.
439
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:52:00 -
[8] - Quote
TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:You're drunk. Go home.
He's not. He would have bought another booster if he had to choose. |
Heimdallr69
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
345
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:52:00 -
[9] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
|
Viktor Zokas
187.
League of Infamy
76
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:55:00 -
[10] - Quote
In most spider cultures, the female is suppose to eat the male after mating. That way if the male's genes are defective and produce a bad brood, he can't mate again. |
|
|
Paper Cutter
DUST University
Ivy League
36
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:58:00 -
[11] - Quote
Its a good thing you can drink whiskey at room temperature, seeing how they're shutting yer power off. Then again if that is your picture you should be having a slimfast and a line of blow, you'll lose weight, get your mind off of that volleyball you married and it may boost your KDR, until you have to pawn your ps3 to pay for you newfound crack ******* habit eventually leading to stealing from your family and friends, neighbors and then complete strangers only to find yourself renting your mouth five minutes at a time for enough money to pay for a battle kit sans booster and a ten rock... should've got DirecTV ( DAMN YOU ADVERTISING!!! *shakes fist to the sky*) |
Rogatien Merc
Red Star.
EoN.
530
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:58:00 -
[12] - Quote
Viktor Zokas wrote:In most spider cultures, the female is suppose to eat the male after mating. That way if the male's genes are defective and produce a bad brood, he can't mate again.
mmmm.... lactrodectus.
|
Brolaire of Asstoria
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
52
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:58:00 -
[13] - Quote
Help....can't unread! |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
1930
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:59:00 -
[14] - Quote
Viktor Zokas wrote:In most spider cultures, the female is suppose to eat the male after mating. That way if the male's genes are defective and produce a bad brood, he can't mate again.
Typical feminists. |
Protocake JR
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
245
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:59:00 -
[15] - Quote
Good read. I'm wondering what made you want to type this, though.  |
Killar-12
Intrepidus XI
EoN.
338
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 04:59:00 -
[16] - Quote
Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties.
What is your Ideal woman? |
Michael Arck
sephiroth clones
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
410
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 05:03:00 -
[17] - Quote
Hilarious!!!! |
Blammmo
Better Hide R Die
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
153
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 05:07:00 -
[18] - Quote
Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties.
Sweet man! I'm a little older than you but if age doesn't matter I've got an extra cot for you in my moms basement you can stay on, we will cash in our soda cans to buy Aurum, just promise to help me with my paper route on Sundays. |
HowDidThatTaste
Ancient Exiles
Negative-Feedback
3455
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 05:35:00 -
[19] - Quote
2 shotted an enforcer. ... please 1 is all you need |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
356
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 05:40:00 -
[20] - Quote
Killar-12 wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. What is your Ideal woman?
My dream girl |
|
|
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
357
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 05:41:00 -
[21] - Quote
Blammmo wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. Sweet man! I'm a little older than you but if age doesn't matter I've got an extra cot for you in my moms basement you can stay on, we will cash in our soda cans to buy Aurum, just promise to help me with my paper route on Sundays.
Lmao laughing so hard right now. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
842
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 05:56:00 -
[22] - Quote
Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties.
If I had the money believe me I would support your addiction one hundred percent after reading this post.
Its tough man. To be stuck with a hot wife and great kids..... some people are just unlucky I guess...... |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
357
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 05:58:00 -
[23] - Quote
True Adamance wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. If I had the money believe me I would support your addiction one hundred percent after reading this post. Its tough man. To be stuck with a hot wife and great kids..... some people are just unlucky I guess......
They're gone now thank god! But now they are taking away my life my love Dust 514. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
842
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 06:02:00 -
[24] - Quote
Eris Ernaga wrote:True Adamance wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. If I had the money believe me I would support your addiction one hundred percent after reading this post. Its tough man. To be stuck with a hot wife and great kids..... some people are just unlucky I guess...... They're gone now thank god! But now they are taking away my life my love Dust 514.
No! They can't! Do they know what that will do to you? |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
357
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 06:26:00 -
[25] - Quote
True Adamance wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:True Adamance wrote:Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties. If I had the money believe me I would support your addiction one hundred percent after reading this post. Its tough man. To be stuck with a hot wife and great kids..... some people are just unlucky I guess...... They're gone now thank god! But now they are taking away my life my love Dust 514. No! They can't! Do they know what that will do to you?
First it'll make me get a job, then it'll make me get my wife and kids back and nurture them with love, then I'll become a family dad and everyone at work and home will love and adore me. What am I becoming! I can feel my self changing in to something that's not me noooooooooooo perfect dad |
2Bee Smith
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
29
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 06:53:00 -
[26] - Quote
So many lols |
Cpt Merdock
Ninth Legion Freelance
56
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 06:57:00 -
[27] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
|
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
360
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 07:06:00 -
[28] - Quote
2Bee Smith wrote:So many lols
Me too lol check out this thread for positive impact on Dust 514 https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97428&find=unread |
xLT Green
Damage Core corp.
The Superpowers
19
|
Posted - 2013.08.07 17:52:00 -
[29] - Quote
So ******* funny |
KING SALASI
MAJOR DISTRIBUTION
193
|
Posted - 2013.08.07 18:09:00 -
[30] - Quote
Herb is a better addiction to be honest. |
|
|
crispipin
The Vanguardians
0
|
Posted - 2013.08.07 20:41:00 -
[31] - Quote
Solution: Smash your PS3 to death with a hammer (if you don't have a hammer, throw your PS3 at the ground hard) then apologize to your wife for being a fool |
Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
784
|
Posted - 2013.08.07 21:10:00 -
[32] - Quote
Nerds. LOL
*That was kinda mean..*
I was referring to his corp name. Now don't you feel silly?
|
Iskandar Zul Karnain
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1544
|
Posted - 2013.08.07 21:10:00 -
[33] - Quote
Ahead of the curve, baby. Ahead of the curve. |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
397
|
Posted - 2013.08.08 19:33:00 -
[34] - Quote
hehe super nerds *snort* |
crychon
Red Star Jr.
EoN.
7
|
Posted - 2013.08.08 19:50:00 -
[35] - Quote
i feel your pain brother
spend the day at work thinking about tactics to try when i get home ....... |
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
223
|
Posted - 2013.08.08 20:24:00 -
[36] - Quote
less nerf posts and more like this
this is fu*#$ng awesome
"can a real man 2 shot an enforcer like me" |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
400
|
Posted - 2013.08.08 21:52:00 -
[37] - Quote
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=100697&find=unread
support me |
Smooth Assassin
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
27
|
Posted - 2013.08.08 21:53:00 -
[38] - Quote
Eris Ernaga wrote:I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514. Sincerely Eris Ernaga Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters. by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties.
DAMN GIRL!!! |
crychon
Red Star Jr.
EoN.
8
|
Posted - 2013.08.10 03:40:00 -
[39] - Quote
if your wife took her buzzy toy with her,,,,, your electric bill should go down |
KING CHECKMATE
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
478
|
Posted - 2013.08.10 04:58:00 -
[40] - Quote
Instant classic. +1 |
|
|
Zatara Rought
TeamPlayers
EoN.
734
|
Posted - 2013.08.10 05:05:00 -
[41] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read
|
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
408
|
Posted - 2013.08.11 01:58:00 -
[42] - Quote
KING CHECKMATE wrote:Instant classic. +1
har har |
Dr Allopathy
Raging Pack of Homosapiens
266
|
Posted - 2013.08.11 02:19:00 -
[43] - Quote
I've played with you, and you're mediocre ingame.
I guess this trolling is good enough for these forums  |
Eris Ernaga
Super Nerds
410
|
Posted - 2013.08.11 02:20:00 -
[44] - Quote
Dr Allopathy wrote:I've played with you, and you're mediocre ingame. I guess this trolling is good enough for these forums
lol mediocre don't judge me bro you don't even know me. |
|
|
| |
|
| Pages: 1 2 :: [one page] |