I am 43 years old and have a hot wife and great kids but all I do is play Dust 514. I have never had sex with my wife but she claims the kids are mine however I don't pay any attention to any of them because corp mates want me active and on 24/7 which I don't have a problem with. By the way this is my ugly wife she's so fat and gross huh guys? Well yesterday she said she was taking the kids and leaving and going to the real father who was ten times a man that I was, I let her know that this real man couldn't down a Enforcer in two shots with a proto forge gun. She laughed at my existence and left with the kids I'm so happy to be rid of her ugly face. None of the above was the problem until I got a bill, it was for the electricity to my house. I hadn't paid the bills in months and they were going to shut off the power to my house in a week, I am completely devastated none of my online friends will help me with the bills. I have tried to move in with other corp mates but they don't want to share the PS3 with me. I am in a mid life crisis guys please help me keep playing Dust 514.

Sincerely Eris Ernaga
Needs around 3,000 dollars a week to keep paying the bills probably over half of this money will go to passive and active boosters.

by the way this is me I had to sell all my clothes for boosters my wife had some left over panties.

All i gotta say is what the hell did i just read

Instant classic. +1

I've played with you, and you're mediocre ingame.
I guess this trolling is good enough for these forums