Unless EoN has a policy of backing up alliance wide trash talking.

1,000,000 ISK to the person who can write the best short story (a paragraph or two will do) utilizing every EoN. alliance corp name.

i.e.

One day a flying G I A N T was seen hovering above the Cafe Speed Plains. Alerted to this, a group of Ahrendee Mercenaries, in a moment of great Arrogance, decided to take it down. Little did they know, the G I A N T was Not Guilty of anything, but there in Pure Innocence. In a great act of SyNergy, these Team Players stood shoulder to shoulder and aimed their weapons toward the Outer.Heaven, up in the Sky. "Fire Squadron!!!" shouted The Generals in charge of the mercenary group. The mighty beast, proving even great menacing terrors are Gravity Prone, fell like a Red Star into the Wasteland. Junk Removal specialists were hired by emperor Intrepidus XI to bury the mighty Rogue. Spades and pickaxes were ordered carted into the wasteland on horseback because of the size of this "Red Star". Jr., one of the workers was honored to note that the workers in their speedy operations proved the phrase "Greatness Achieved Through Training" is True. Tea Baggers across the realm were recruited to provide the refreshments for the workers throughout the weeks it took to bury the beast, and The Red Guards were formed and sent by the emperor to ensure the work was completed, even it if were to take an EoN. Holding the beast's presence to be one of many Ill Omens, the emperor surely wanted no reminder of its presence.

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nevermind. I've just written it. 1,000,000 isk to myself.

Good God I'm bored.

Give me 20 minutes to finish up my **** at work and I'll take that 1,000,000 isk, thankyouverymuch

Actually, just re-read that, and I have to say, you have WAYYYYY too much time on your hands LOL <3

You can keep your stinkin' 1mil ISK