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Kiro Justice wrote:

I would just like to thank CCP for their "This is New Eden" mentality.

About four days ago I met a newer (a month in, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of decency) player on my team in a match, he asked me to squad up with him, sent me an invite and everything so I figured, "what the hell, why not except it?" Essentially we curb stomp the other team into their own redline and he decides he wants to add me as a contact afterwards so we can play again.

After about 4 days of that I talk to him on the mic in squad and decide, let's give a New Eden trick a try. I act surprised, put on a "I-just-orgasmed" voice and tell him "I found a way to triple your ISK on here, it's bugging on my PS3 right now!" Without much persuasion necessary he sends me all of his ISK and asks me every 5 seconds "Is it done yet?" I simply leave the squad. When he tells me he's going to report me I can throw my head back and laugh because I know he's just gonna have to HTFU and stop QQ-ing because this is New Eden and his money is mine now.

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Kiro Justice Tritan's Onslaught RISE of LEGION 217	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:41:00 - [1] - Quote I would just like to thank CCP for their "This is New Eden" mentality. About four days ago I met a newer (a month in, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of decency) player on my team in a match, he asked me to squad up with him, sent me an invite and everything so I figured, "what the hell, why not except it?" Essentially we curb stomp the other team into their own redline and he decides he wants to add me as a contact afterwards so we can play again. After about 4 days of that I talk to him on the mic in squad and decide, let's give a New Eden trick a try. I act surprised, put on a "I-just-orgasmed" voice and tell him "I found a way to triple your ISK on here, it's bugging on my PS3 right now!" Without much persuasion necessary he sends me all of his ISK and asks me every 5 seconds "Is it done yet?" I simply leave the squad. When he tells me he's going to report me I can throw my head back and laugh because I know he's just gonna have to HTFU and stop QQ-ing because this is New Eden and his money is mine now.
Jason Pearson Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 1686	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:44:00 - [2] - Quote You're such a ****. +1 :D
DUST Fiend OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 4468	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:44:00 - [3] - Quote New Eden, proving that Humans are douche bags, one scam at a time.
JACK KNIVE D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 2	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:44:00 - [4] - Quote i love it noobs and scrubs dont even know all the scams ima start using sum of my old tricks lol.
Crims0n Viper Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation 71	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:45:00 - [5] - Quote A month in... Probably less than 5 or so million ISK He's probably quit the game already. You're so cool man. You scammed that newbie good all right! nerd.
Tectonious Falcon Phaze O n e 646	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:47:00 - [6] - Quote Crims0n Viper wrote: A month in... Probably less than 5 or so million ISK He's probably quit the game already. You're so cool man. You scammed that newbie good all right! nerd. HTFU He learnt the hard way not to trust people. If it takes you a month to earn 5 million ISK, you're doing something wrong.
Lance 2ballzStrong SyNergy Gaming EoN. 2577	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:49:00 - [7] - Quote yeaaa scammed a noob out of all his money...meh. Not even worth a mention, but hey, it's the internet so it's cool to brag about being a douche cuz hey, this is New Eden. i would have given you some props if it wasn't done to a noob. You get 2 thumbs down.
TEBOW BAGGINS Greatness Achieved Through Training EoN. 655	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:49:00 - [8] - Quote oh yea well i stole 20 mil before we could scam directly and some outside scrub named something stupid like mackavelli that thought he was a hero threatened to report me to every major alliance including "those he knows from eve" needless to say the eve players are laughing at the primitiveness of merc scams right now
Kiro Justice Tritan's Onslaught RISE of LEGION 219	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:50:00 - [9] - Quote Lance 2ballzStrong wrote: yeaaa scammed a noob out of all his money...meh. Not even worth a mention, but hey, it's the internet so it's cool to brag about being a douche cuz hey, this is New Eden. i would have given you some props if it wasn't done to a noob. You get 2 thumbs down. I'm still new to this. In time I'll be the best.
Scheneighnay McBob Bojo's School of the Trades 1935	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:51:00 - [10] - Quote I'm disappointed by the guy who got scammed. It was actually a magazine article that attracted me to dust- a little was about dust itself, but the rest was about how cutthroat New Eden is, and how everyone likes it that way. I came in knowing full well that everyone will be out to suck my wallet dry ASAP. This guy obviously joined for the MMOFPS and didn't know what he was getting into. I joined for New Eden.

itsmellslikefish DIOS X. II 65	Posted - 2013.07.06 23:54:00 - [11] - Quote So you're the Nigerian prince.
Jason Pearson Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 1689	Posted - 2013.07.07 00:18:00 - [12] - Quote Look at the baddies who just want a typical sci fi shooter, get out, scamming is fun. I remember one time, my little brother was 8 and got scammed in RS, hilarious, he cried for an hour.
Kane Fyea DUST University Ivy League 584	Posted - 2013.07.07 00:21:00 - [13] - Quote Kiro Justice wrote: I would just like to thank CCP for their "This is New Eden" mentality. About four days ago I met a newer (a month in, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of decency) player on my team in a match, he asked me to squad up with him, sent me an invite and everything so I figured, "what the hell, why not except it?" Essentially we curb stomp the other team into their own redline and he decides he wants to add me as a contact afterwards so we can play again. After about 4 days of that I talk to him on the mic in squad and decide, let's give a New Eden trick a try. I act surprised, put on a "I-just-orgasmed" voice and tell him "I found a way to triple your ISK on here, it's bugging on my PS3 right now!" Without much persuasion necessary he sends me all of his ISK and asks me every 5 seconds "Is it done yet?" I simply leave the squad. When he tells me he's going to report me I can throw my head back and laugh because I know he's just gonna have to HTFU and stop QQ-ing because this is New Eden and his money is mine now. CouldIget his name. I'd be happy to send him a couple mill of ISK since you had to be a douchebag. I normally wouldn't care but doing this to a noobie for the little bit of ISK (which I'm sure you could have made in a day) is just plain douchebaggery.
Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 203	Posted - 2013.07.07 00:23:00 - [14] - Quote Trust is OP. Nerf stupidity.
Son-Of A-Gun 3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance 86	Posted - 2013.07.07 00:26:00 - [15] - Quote itsmellslikefish wrote: So you're the Nigerian prince. Them Nigerian princess's... So needy.
Mobius Wyvern BetaMax. CRONOS. 2206	Posted - 2013.07.07 00:43:00 - [16] - Quote Kiro Justice wrote: I would just like to thank CCP for their "This is New Eden" mentality. About four days ago I met a newer (a month in, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of decency) player on my team in a match, he asked me to squad up with him, sent me an invite and everything so I figured, "what the hell, why not except it?" Essentially we curb stomp the other team into their own redline and he decides he wants to add me as a contact afterwards so we can play again. After about 4 days of that I talk to him on the mic in squad and decide, let's give a New Eden trick a try. I act surprised, put on a "I-just-orgasmed" voice and tell him "I found a way to triple your ISK on here, it's bugging on my PS3 right now!" Without much persuasion necessary he sends me all of his ISK and asks me every 5 seconds "Is it done yet?" I simply leave the squad. When he tells me he's going to report me I can throw my head back and laugh because I know he's just gonna have to HTFU and stop QQ-ing because this is New Eden and his money is mine now. YOU ARE A GLORIOUS, BEAUTIFUL MAN.
Onesimus Tarsus Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 559	Posted - 2013.07.07 00:57:00 - [17] - Quote I accidentally burp up 5mil ISK every time I drink a Dr. Pepper in this game.
Michael Arck sephiroth clones General Tso's Alliance 90	Posted - 2013.07.07 00:59:00 - [18] - Quote LOL wow, what an idiot. I do research on any game I want to invest my time in. One of the first things I learned about EVE was the scams and hustles. Especially that infamous bank story. So I knew that would carry over to Dust. Hey, the kid gotta learn some day...throw some dirt on it. Welcome to Dust 514. The weak won't survive long...
Rupture Reaperson Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION 207	Posted - 2013.07.07 01:03:00 - [19] - Quote Kiro Justice wrote: I would just like to thank CCP for their "This is New Eden" mentality. About four days ago I met a newer (a month in, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of decency) player on my team in a match, he asked me to squad up with him, sent me an invite and everything so I figured, "what the hell, why not except it?" Essentially we curb stomp the other team into their own redline and he decides he wants to add me as a contact afterwards so we can play again. After about 4 days of that I talk to him on the mic in squad and decide, let's give a New Eden trick a try. I act surprised, put on a "I-just-orgasmed" voice and tell him "I found a way to triple your ISK on here, it's bugging on my PS3 right now!" Without much persuasion necessary he sends me all of his ISK and asks me every 5 seconds "Is it done yet?" I simply leave the squad. When he tells me he's going to report me I can throw my head back and laugh because I know he's just gonna have to HTFU and stop QQ-ing because this is New Eden and his money is mine now. Really? Psh the kind of mediocre people im allied with... Gonna scam, do it well.. if not shut your pie hole.
Delta 749 Kestrel Reconnaissance 789	Posted - 2013.07.07 01:05:00 - [20] - Quote You know this makes me think, what if he complains directly to Sony and not CCP Sonys rules obviously supercede CCPs rules and if he actually manages to get their attention you could be SOL, but likely not since they rarely do anything anyway

Drud Green Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 94	Posted - 2013.07.07 01:08:00 - [21] - Quote a scam thread yet no mention of the closed beta merc pack?
Castor Crave United Pwnage Service RISE of LEGION 3	Posted - 2013.07.07 01:15:00 - [22] - Quote Kiro Justice wrote: I would just like to thank CCP for their "This is New Eden" mentality. About four days ago I met a newer (a month in, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of decency) player on my team in a match, he asked me to squad up with him, sent me an invite and everything so I figured, "what the hell, why not except it?" Essentially we curb stomp the other team into their own redline and he decides he wants to add me as a contact afterwards so we can play again. After about 4 days of that I talk to him on the mic in squad and decide, let's give a New Eden trick a try. I act surprised, put on a "I-just-orgasmed" voice and tell him "I found a way to triple your ISK on here, it's bugging on my PS3 right now!" Without much persuasion necessary he sends me all of his ISK and asks me every 5 seconds "Is it done yet?" I simply leave the squad. When he tells me he's going to report me I can throw my head back and laugh because I know he's just gonna have to HTFU and stop QQ-ing because this is New Eden and his money is mine now. I'd be careful with that. If I remember correctly CCP doesn't like it much when scams are performed based on exploits and bugs, fake or not. Congratz though!
KingBlade82 The Phoenix Federation 60	Posted - 2013.07.07 01:25:00 - [23] - Quote Kiro Justice wrote: I would just like to thank CCP for their "This is New Eden" mentality. About four days ago I met a newer (a month in, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of decency) player on my team in a match, he asked me to squad up with him, sent me an invite and everything so I figured, "what the hell, why not except it?" Essentially we curb stomp the other team into their own redline and he decides he wants to add me as a contact afterwards so we can play again. After about 4 days of that I talk to him on the mic in squad and decide, let's give a New Eden trick a try. I act surprised, put on a "I-just-orgasmed" voice and tell him "I found a way to triple your ISK on here, it's bugging on my PS3 right now!" Without much persuasion necessary he sends me all of his ISK and asks me every 5 seconds "Is it done yet?" I simply leave the squad. When he tells me he's going to report me I can throw my head back and laugh because I know he's just gonna have to HTFU and stop QQ-ing because this is New Eden and his money is mine now. -claps- ur such an ******* bravo -_-
Croned C0NTRA UNIT 69	Posted - 2013.07.07 02:40:00 - [24] - Quote You should have told him to go scam someone if he wants his ISK back. Spread the scamming spirit!
Alucard Fang Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises 44	Posted - 2013.07.07 02:49:00 - [25] - Quote I need to try this. Too busy sitting in the MCC getting 14K SP a match though ;) I'm not one to AFK but I don't feel like playing now, and I need SP. Doesn't help no Corp Members are on really. New Eden is such a great place.
AAA Hellcab Theia Orpheum 8	Posted - 2013.07.07 03:08:00 - [26] - Quote First of all, I wasn't a noob and I really trusted your squadliness when you said you could triple your ISK, so I thought I'd help you in your enterprise. That said, I am now only able to run militia gear for the next month o two. If anybody cares about victims of scamming, send donations care of:- AAA Hellcab. Under your contacts search... Then send money button, on the bottom. Thanks in advance.
Alucard Fang Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises 45	Posted - 2013.07.07 03:15:00 - [27] - Quote Hey, I feel for you dude, but you have to realize that's a part of the game. Gotta be careful. Trust no one.
AAA Hellcab Theia Orpheum 8	Posted - 2013.07.07 03:38:00 - [28] - Quote Bump... Donations are thinning... Now where is that QQ emote? .
Onesimus Tarsus Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 562	Posted - 2013.07.07 03:38:00 - [29] - Quote Alucard Fang wrote: Hey, I feel for you dude, but you have to realize that's a part of the game. Gotta be careful. Trust no one. I really don't trust you enough to follow your advice.
Logi Bro Greatness Achieved Through Training EoN. 1588	Posted - 2013.07.07 04:03:00 - [30] - Quote I want to say you are turning away new players by being an *******, but you'd have to be really stupid to fall for that scam.....so maybe it's just chlorine in the New Eden-pool.



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