wtf. ur in O.H. now?

Ahhhhh...I see. That my friend is dedication to the RP.

Ahhhhh...I see. That my friend is dedication to the RP.

All you see is my boredom

Since our alliance finally broke into a bit of PC stuff I want to do something like this for them, that would be amazing, to give our alliance a bit of history. (True Adamances Alt)

'Flip The Coin'

Now that We all get story time from the rofl 'peace corp' workers in OH, allow me to provide some insight on FACTS.


Sorry I don't get entrenched in lore like Architect (great job btw, keep it up) but I'm not a fan of propaganda so shall take a failed stab at a little RP.


Team Players, while vacationing on the remote planet of Klingt X, having a BBq Beach party celebrating a Victory the day prior that secured the land where prior intel alluded to the rich oil reserves located beneath the land on Klingt X district 1 (PROFIT CHA CHING!!!) all of a sudden were notified of an attack commencing 2 days hence. The celebration quickly ended (although we DID finish up the BBQ.. not about to waste good meat) and preparations began to secure the new real estate. Problem here was, Outer Heaven successfully blocked the clones en route to reinforce, and would not arrive in time.

We had to make do with the locals, who were poorly trained and lacked nutrition, so only 241 would be available on day 1 out of a possible 450. Outer Heaven breached OUR lands, and a scrap ensued, but Outer Heaven also had some clone issues during their deployment, as only 143 made it to the battlefield. Heavy losses on both sides, but the result was OH coming up short and running out of clones. The control of the area was pretty close throughout the match, with TEAM holding a slight edge after the few couple minutes, but it was back and forth throughout.

Before TEAM could assess the damage to the area and get a call in for relief, Outer Heaven (henceforth OH cause my fingers are getting tired) had a 2nd deployment en route. TEAM recouped 80 clones, while losing 131, instantly raising a flag knowing where this was going. After an emergency dispatch thru CONCORD to the EoN. council chambers call for assistance, Ill Omens accepted the call and dispatched attacks on the home planet of OH, 'Heaven's Gate' at the same time as OH was attacking TEAM.

the following night, OH wisened up, stating on the record that had more clones made the trip the first match would have had a different outcome. The brought 241 clones while TEAM had only 220 (exact numbers may be off and edited once corrected, don't have the videos in front of me), a smart tactic, HOWEVER....

TEAM managed to mix things up and threw OH for a loop. Still heavy losses on both sides, TEAM taking out 156 clones to the 149 OH destroyed, but the control of the map remained in favor of TEAM throughout the match.

now... that was day 1 and 2. with OH having imminent defenses at the same time, TEAM decided to launch a counter-offensive, taking EXTREME offense to OH breaking the initial cease-fire between Eon and LoI. TEAM has now launched an offensive on 'Heaven's Gate' after intel has confirmed that this planet is in actuality under a dictatorship that is not well received by the residents. Several underground S.O.S. messages have been intercepted and rumors of an underground militia supporting the aggressors are also rumbling.

While TEAM tries to avoid citizen casualties, these are consequences of war, and OH attacked us, unprovoked. TEAM is now responding to those attacks..

Day 3 .. Retaliation day 1

TEAM has 2 attacks on Heaven's Gate and Ill Omens also sent 2. The plan of stacking timers against them backfired as they were 40m apart (nice try jacka$$es lol). TEAM touches ground on Heaven's Gate first.. the invasion has begun!

OH was not prepared, although their clones were in position, they were rather sluggish, untrained, or who knows what was going on behind the scenes, but the TEAM clones dispatched and systematically cleared the area much like most of its previous matches in the past few weeks. this led to another BBQ (HighTimes somehow located and shot a Wild Boar which was promptly thrown on the fire and cooked up for some hot goodness).

Shortly thereafter Ill Omens touched ground on the other side of the planet. some TEAM (while waiting for the boar to cook... internal temp has to be 165 to avoid issues) secured a quick trip to the other side to provide assistance (Cubs was a little sauced so Flaming Reaper had to drive.. everyone else enjoyed the BBQ). A touch match ensued but Ill Omens was successful, albeit more heavy clone losses.

Now the BBQ has finished, but there are 2 more districts under attack! TEAM goes first, and the battle quickly goes in TEAM's favor handing OH another crippling defeat (this time Regnyum employs jedi mind tricks to get a bear to walk into camp and just fall down without a fight...BBQ commences)

the late match was another Ill Omens offensive. After several CONSECUTIVE defeats, OH finally gets a message through to their allies, and Hellstorm answers the call. Ill Omens utilizes several TEAM that were already trying to digest both wild boar and Bear (perfectly cooked and seasoned btw.. shout out to head chef Spinner) but were sluggish and Hellstorm took the lead with OH and held down the fort, providing them SOME positive in what was otherwise an extremely dreary 3 day stretch...



yea yea I know not good, but there's the perspective from our camp.

P.S. still a little leftover Bear if anyone in the area this is outstanding!!

ha outshining my own thread. Guess I'm no longer needed and its time for a new generation to inherit RP

wtf. ur in O.H. now?

Thanks, not trying to outdo GA as his RP is far superior to mine, just trying to keep facts straight cause I know how the kiddies love story time. :)

Looking forward to his next installment

CUBs can you take this one for me. it seemed like the Omen backed out of the war, could you write and RP on why. Thank you. Also I'll write a more "realistic" RP once CUBs tells the story from his side.

ill see what i can whip up.. dont make me steal your audience now I REALLY dont have the time to put into this (luckily today is a slow work day)

According to previous intel, this was a bit of a surprise to TEAM that was later addressed when a random transmission on a walkie talkie in the tent of 1 HighTimesSw (WTF he doin with a walkie talkie in such a futuristic scenario?? he's canadian so dont ask)

Lol people always hating on us canadians :P