Please proceed toward the edge of the map until the match is over. You'll still be useless, but at least you won't be wasting 1/5 of our team's clone supply. Thank you for understanding.

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Please proceed toward the edge of the map until the match is over. You'll still be useless, but at least you won't be wasting 1/5 of our team's clone supply. Thank you for understanding.

What if they had 11 revives and repaired thousands of armor hp? Should they leave then? Get over yourself d bag

Before Uprising, I would run around in my militia light frame fitting and carefully place uplinks in areas I knew the opposing team would find and further, spawn camp.

Although I contributed to the death of many clones, 1000 WP could not have been attained any easier.

Please proceed toward the edge of the map until the match is over. You'll still be useless, but at least you won't be wasting 1/5 of our team's clone supply. Thank you for understanding.

Worded otherwise:

"Dear new players, please stop playing. I am unwilling to tolerate you long enough to ensure this game continues."

Ambush OMS going 0-10, is acceptable because the match stretches longer and more clone are available. Skirmish and Domination this is acceptable, because for the most part, the match is over before clone supply is relevant. A players should not be going 0-10 consistently in Ambush, Academy mode should at least teach you how to stay with a group, and picking your battles.

Thats so funny and so cool!

I wish I was as cool as you!

Academy mode is ten matches with 500k sp and pretty much zero tutorial. Squad invite the guys you are bitching about and make them get their learn on.

I'm not saying leave, I'm saying go to the edge of the map. I don't see how this is not beneficial to everyone on the team.

Please send your isk in today. The rising issue will not be resolved without your help.

You entitled open beta douchbags with your 10 million+ SP, fine tuned respec, and the tens of millions of ISK that CCP gave you when they cashed in all your salvage, etc. at the start of Uprising....you aint **** without your proto gear. That being said...there's still nowhere for you to go but instant matches so I don't know what to tell ya...except try to get noobs into your squads and take them under your wing.

Less targets for the enemy means more weapons focused on you.

Yes, because a Logis should survive first and revive second, since a dead Logibro is a useless Logibro, and clone conservation should be the Logibro's first priority. If a Logibro is dying 10 times in less than 10 minutes, that Logibro is not doing their job correctly.

Dont madder you should have study math ma tics more better. If a logi reps 25 people back from the brink of death and revives more people than the amount of times he died then he potentially adds (by my math )134466654398755 people back to the clone pool per match wich is hardly detrimental to the team. Eat your wheaties and works on dem maff skills son.

You entitled open beta douchbags with your 10 million+ SP, fine tuned respec, and the tens of millions of ISK that CCP gave you when they cashed in all your salvage, etc. at the start of Uprising....you aint **** without your proto gear. That being said...there's still nowhere for you to go but instant matches so I don't know what to tell ya...except try to get noobs into your squads and take them under your wing.

Except this doesn't work at practice because revive is currently broken, and good luck running though the entire match reviving and repairing at many people to full health in less than 10 minutes.

How about inviting one to a squad and helping them improve?

How about inviting one to a squad and helping them improve?

Worded otherwise:

"Dear new players, please stop playing. I am unwilling to tolerate you long enough to ensure this game continues."

If you're going 0/10, ain't no amount of time spent gonna make you worth a damn.

If you're going 0/10, ain't no amount of time spent gonna make you worth a damn.

to all the red berries who follow the OPs plans for you, please be aware that the edge of the map has next to no cover from snipers, and I will be shooting you and ruining the OPs less than brilliant plan.

How about inviting one to a squad and helping them improve?

If I go 0/10 my team failed me not the other way around. I hardly ever have a weapon out. I'm always repairing reviving tagging enemies and providing ammo. If you suck at defending the guy keeping you alive and identifying targets for you than you're the one that isn't worth a damn. Most of you aren't as awesome as you think you are. I die all the time trying to save heavy damage dealers by drawing enemy fire away from them. You're welcome, I repaired you gave you ammo assisted you in two kills and died drawing fire away from you so you could get 2 kills and stay alive. I don't know how many times I've been behind 3 team mates and I'm the one that dies because my team can't effectively engage the enemy and me and my repair tool are the primary target. Kd doesn't mean jack 0/10 doesn't mean jack.

You entitled open beta douchbags with your 10 million+ SP, fine tuned respec, and the tens of millions of ISK that CCP gave you when they cashed in all your salvage, etc. at the start of Uprising....you aint **** without your proto gear. That being said...there's still nowhere for you to go but instant matches so I don't know what to tell ya...except try to get noobs into your squads and take them under your wing.

You entitled open beta douchbags with your 10 million+ SP, fine tuned respec, and the tens of millions of ISK that CCP gave you when they cashed in all your salvage, etc. at the start of Uprising....you aint **** without your proto gear. That being said...there's still nowhere for you to go but instant matches so I don't know what to tell ya...except try to get noobs into your squads and take them under your wing.

I'm not saying leave, I'm saying go to the edge of the map. I don't see how this is not beneficial to everyone on the team.

Good to know.

I'll continue to be sniping by the red-line, then.

I'm not saying leave, I'm saying go to the edge of the map. I don't see how this is not beneficial to everyone on the team.

Even if they have 43 assists?

You know what 43 assists means?

It means there are 43 instances of a person being unable to accomplish the job a single person can do.

Yes, because a Logis should survive first and revive second, since a dead Logibro is a useless Logibro, and clone conservation should be the Logibro's first priority. If a Logibro is dying 10 times in less than 10 minutes, that Logibro is not doing their job correctly.

oh, people improve.

Just not to the point they are actually useful.

When I go into pub matches I am prepared to deal with pubites. That doesn't mean I'm going to oversell them. These days its not "cool" to actually be competitive, take things seriously and try to improve. It's more "cool" to be "casual" and roll your face on your controller like a worthless moron, so that's what people do. If someone is going 0/10 today, they are most likely going to be going 0/10 tomorrow and every day after that.

Incompetence is a sign of the times.

You know what 43 assists means?

It means there are 43 instances of a person being unable to accomplish the job a single person can do.

Where have you published information to help people improve? I have seen some on YouTube before (props to the creators). No video? Where is your private blog discussing tactics and gameplay?

New players will be out searching for this stuff.

So you're saying that we should encourage rambos instead of trying to encourage the teamplay of focused fire?

Where have you published information to help people improve? I have seen some on YouTube before (props to the creators). No video? Where is your private blog discussing tactics and gameplay?

New players will be out searching for this stuff.

I'm not going to argue play style and scenarios with you. I like to be in the **** and am willing to sacrife my imaginary little man for my team. You like to hide in the corner wait till the enemies are almost dead, let your team die, farm your teams kills from the enemies they soften up by lobbing rounds with your md, and then spam revives. so whatever to each his own. My point was, just because someone goes 0 /10 doesn't mean they should give up or that they suck at the game. Especially in ambush, there are times I've died over and over again without even taking a step. Like I said get over yourself dbag you're not that good. You're just another guy with a selfish playstyle who thinks kdr is king.

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@Himiko

Are you sure you shouldn't be playing some other game with a FFA mode?

I really think you'd enjoy something like that more from the sounds of your posts.

I'm over it. You guys should sue your math teachers. On a side note I'm going to start using the psmove and sharpshooter today. I'm going to die a lot and I hope you're in game on my team. In fact if you happen to ever be on my team I will make it my goal to go 0/30 with 0 wp just to enrage you. Good day gentlemen.