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The Noob Destroyer
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
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Posted - 2014.05.02 16:38:00 -
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Appia Vibbia wrote:I refuse to let the pessimism set in.
The Real GJR
Don't try to be a great man, just be a man and let history make its own judgement.
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The Noob Destroyer
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Posted - 2014.05.09 20:56:00 -
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[15:38] Godin: Appia can suck on my big toe
shots fired. Go kick his ass!
Who am I?
I am just a nobody.
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The Noob Destroyer
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Posted - 2015.08.11 15:22:00 -
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I'm eating oatmeal.
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People Against Signatures.
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Posted - 2015.08.28 19:18:00 -
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noob cavman wrote:I have just eaten an inch and a half thick tbone with garlic butter.
My insides are rebelling Dx
Take some pepto
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Posted - 2015.11.27 23:13:00 -
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I want some french taco.
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Posted - 2016.01.07 04:40:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Don't.
damn, savage.
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Posted - 2016.01.10 16:18:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:I also lost a game of tic-tac-toe. I still had the state of mind to quickly destroy the evidence.
Drunk Kaiser the sore loser.
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
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Posted - 2016.01.27 00:09:00 -
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But Vahzz, he is not good enough 
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
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Posted - 2016.01.27 17:52:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:Djinn SouI wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Just stfu and gtfo because all you are accomplishing is making me want to ******* murder you in the most horrific way imaginable. while both of you are annoying with your petty arguing, i can easily help you off this cur. Mostly because he is a filthy scrub, and you are good at acting like you are furious. Lol, soul. And you act like you play the game in the first place.
Actually, I squad with him all the time.
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Posted - 2016.01.27 17:58:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Djinn SouI wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Just stfu and gtfo because all you are accomplishing is making me want to ******* murder you in the most horrific way imaginable. while both of you are annoying with your petty arguing, i can easily help you off this cur. Mostly because he is a filthy scrub, and you are good at acting like you are furious. Lol, soul. And you act like you play the game in the first place. Actually, I squad with him all the time. Oh, didn't know that. Good to know some of the vets still play this god forsaken game! Hope to meet you both in battle someday. My 'Dren' Shotgun is waiting!
You will see me squad with vahzz more though, because soul likes to break my heart 
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Posted - 2016.01.28 02:13:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Soul is a noob with no gungame. All my AE memories are from hunting arirana's cheating/glitching ass. His wall hacks and melee hacks. I knew his cheap tricks. Everygame, I just solotook a middle point and defended until my slow ass team can get there. Then I hunt.
My theory has always been that Kujo kept Soul around because he thought soul was handsome. I see how they interact on facebook. Rated M for mature.
Rated B for Butt Buddies.
I remember sneaking up behind soul one time, pulled out a locus and suicide bombed him. He lacks eyes behind his head, such a noob.
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People Against Signatures And Acronyms.
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Posted - 2016.01.29 11:45:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:You think the Amarr Scout is trash? You should try the Amarr Light Frame  I was the brave one who used that for a long time. I actually found it easier than using a C/1- Series scout. I was sad for both Calscout and Amscout. It is said once four heros in militia light frames using MLT IoPs take down a platoon of proto-clad pubstompers, that there shall be a portal created to the PS4 and PC ports that CCP have been hiding from us.
I use the scout ck.0 adamantly, with a six kin acr. I have been having fun lately, forcing soul and vahzz to play and them argue like a bunch of british children. Vahzz and his lol fits, and then loling at him dying. And soul at his nonexistent gun game, dying worse than vahzz.
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2016.02.05 20:57:00 -
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/waits for noob with a nova knife
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
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Posted - 2016.02.06 04:32:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:I cant find my ps3 power cord lol
Dang it John lol
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
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Posted - 2016.02.06 19:31:00 -
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noob cavman wrote:I shall return.
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2016.02.12 17:52:00 -
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Zor is a scrub, yes.
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2016.02.13 08:48:00 -
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J0LLY R0G3R wrote:Mines still Bigger.
Oh my
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Posted - 2016.05.16 15:59:00 -
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The Gentleman's Club down the road is better than the Barbershop.
/dropsmic
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Posted - 2016.05.17 17:03:00 -
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Spademan wrote:IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:The Gentleman's Club down the road is better than the Barbershop.
/dropsmic *knifes in the street after leaving* * picks up detached head, hangs above Barber Shop sign * *buries the body because god damn it no one else is going to keep this place clean*
*as hanging head*
Hey guys, know anywhere i can get a head job? Or maybe i should just hang here for a second and talk about my past bowel movements.
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Posted - 2016.05.18 01:49:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:
*Straps RE to the head, and shoves a dead man's switch in its mouth*
*mumbles*
That tastes funny, chinese funny. Mongolian shrimp? Hey Pee man, can you scratch my nose? I would but my hands are busy digging the itch and dirt out of my butt that is buried over dere.
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Posted - 2016.05.24 04:59:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:*Stands by and wonders what the **** I took to see this ****.*
You got into Vahzz's cabinet again...didn't you? Now I see why he secures his side of the Merlin.
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Posted - 2016.05.27 04:33:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Back from the dead. Doomheim was boring. Nova looks exciting and who are these tourists I keep seeing?
Man I could use some red jar.
I tried fogging them out, but the roaches have grown used to it.
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The Noob Destroyer
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2016.06.09 01:49:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:CCP LogicLoop wrote:I've got insurance. Stab away. CCP LogicLoop is not a known giver of fucks. Go ahead, ask him how many fucks he gives on a daily basis. Actually no, ask him how many fucks he gives on a yearly basis. That metric would be Annually Accrued Fucks (AAF), by the way. Go on. Ask him his AFF score. What's that? It's zero? Yes it is. You heard right: no fucks. I love how so many people know how to avoid the profanity filter. And how I've seen almost nobody get banned for doing so. God I love these forums.
Actually, Vahzz got banned multiple times for finding creative and crude ways to insult and avoid the profanity filter.
The Original Professor Pop and Lock.
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Posted - 2016.06.11 03:53:00 -
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:Actually, Vahzz got banned multiple times for finding creative and crude ways to insult and avoid the profanity filter. I find it funny how, instead of fixing the holes in the profanity filter, it's set like that to bait you into getting banned.  Well done CCP, well done.
In my eyes I see him as, "how creative can I get before i get banned?"
There are always loopholes, always nooks, always craneys. A cockroach will find his way through, find the tiniest cell, and infest like gadflies. Filters can be bypassed, bans can be worked around; if you are patient enough, and posses the willpower.
To a cockroach, those traps are a challenge.
The Original Professor Pop and Lock.
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Posted - 2016.06.11 17:05:00 -
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IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:Paraphrasing: The Vahzzle is a cockroach
Yes, vahzzle is a cockroach, I remember him comparing himself to such.
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Posted - 2016.06.12 22:58:00 -
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/dons the tinfoil
LogicLoop is Unicorn, who is GJR, who is DeadlyAztec, who all is Vahzz.
/mindblown
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Posted - 2016.06.13 19:07:00 -
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CCP LogicLoop wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:/dons the tinfoil
LogicLoop is Unicorn, who is GJR, who is DeadlyAztec, who all is Vahzz.
/mindblown I don't even know what you are talking about and my mind is blown too!
Alt confirmed. Going to rethink life.
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Posted - 2016.06.15 16:23:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:lurks
hugs
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Posted - 2016.06.17 19:50:00 -
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IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:/dons the tinfoil
LogicLoop is Unicorn, who is GJR, who is DeadlyAztec, who all is Vahzz.
/mindblown I figured the last three but unicorns and logic loops? I thought GJR's alter-egos just agreed he is cockroach.
The rabbit hole goes deep, I'm getting spooked. Super spooky down here. Too much stuff going on. So much conspiracy. I know the Devs forum alts, THIS GOES DEEP, CCP EVERYWHERE!
/tinfoil intensifies
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Posted - 2016.06.18 13:13:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:/dons the tinfoil
LogicLoop is Unicorn, who is GJR, who is DeadlyAztec, who all is Vahzz.
/mindblown I figured the last three but unicorns and logic loops? I thought GJR's alter-egos just agreed he is cockroach. The rabbit hole goes deep, I'm getting spooked. Super spooky down here. Too much stuff going on. So much conspiracy. I know the Devs forum alts, THIS GOES DEEP, CCP EVERYWHERE! /tinfoil intensifies What if you are just a figment of CCPs collective mind?
/mindblown
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Posted - 2016.06.23 19:57:00 -
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I still don't understand fully why you post in here
You are just a product of what the government has created.
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Posted - 2016.06.25 05:02:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:I still don't understand fully why you post in here Because he doesn't have Forum Friends.
All Ark needs is a girls night out, she will get a man in no time, after a ton of Cover Girl
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Posted - 2016.06.25 21:08:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Llast 326 wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Ahem.
NATIONAL LIBERATION DAY
BORIS LEAD US TO GLORY I hear the UK has lighter pounds than the before.... I'm sure it's unrelated but tea has hit rock bottom prices over here  Seriously though that was an interesting process to watch as an outsider. Amazed at the turnout for voting. I... was not expecting this.  That post was meant to be a joke.
*sips and bathes in tea*
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Posted - 2016.06.27 00:43:00 -
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CCP LogicLoop wrote:Pseudogenesis wrote:CCP LogicLoop wrote:This thread is huge. I have thread envy. Don't worry LL. It's not the size of the thread that matters, it's how you use it. That's what they say to make you feel better. But we all know its the size of the thread that matters.
We can't help it if we have a huge thread. The question is, can you handle it?
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Posted - 2016.06.29 15:50:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:How the hell did the scout e-peen stroking thread turn into this?
I can pull out my huge e-peen if you want, but it might make the other guys jealous.
The Community; One big family, sometimes dysfunctional.
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Posted - 2016.07.01 03:57:00 -
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CCP LogicLoop wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:How the hell did the scout e-peen stroking thread turn into this? I can pull out my huge e-peen if you want, but it might make the other guys jealous. Still would have nothing on the girth of this thread.
There is no girth in New Eden that can match the supremacy that is known as The Barbershop.
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Posted - 2017.04.02 06:19:00 -
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Major 0nslaught wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:Hey guy, been a while, does anyone have the link to the Dust 514 veterans discord? I've been looking for it but no luck  Dust DiscordWe also have a separate Barbershop forum, to which you are most welcome to join. Just let me know if you sign up so I can let Mollerz know to look out for it. Mollerz keeps rejecting me. He does not want to be vahzzled Dammit mollerz just get your tightie whities out of a bunch and stop sippin on your jungle juice and hit the big green button for go time lift off yes
You are not vahzz tho
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Posted - 2017.04.02 06:21:00 -
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Major 0nslaught wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:
You are not vahzz tho
Everybody is vahzz
But you are not the original
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Posted - 2017.04.02 06:25:00 -
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Major 0nslaught wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:Major 0nslaught wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:
You are not vahzz tho
Everybody is vahzz But you are not the original Neither are you
Actually...
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Posted - 2017.04.02 06:27:00 -
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I guess that shut you up
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Posted - 2017.04.11 03:21:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Same old stuff, friend :)
Kiddo's getting big fast; he'll already be 2 in a few months. His favorite games to help play so far are Pacman and Galaga. I got sucked back in to Skyrim Remastered there for awhile. Went full nerd and stood in line with little kids for the midnight release. Such a pretty game. Stumbled upon the strange, exciting world of mods. Presently tiptoeing my way through a heavily modified and bastardized playthrough of Fallout 4's survival mode.
What's up on your end?
Been keeping the forums alive in the Age of Dark. Now the devs have kindled the flame and the forums pulse anew
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Posted - 2017.04.11 03:51:00 -
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Nooooo :( Loggy was such a nice troll...
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Posted - 2017.04.11 04:30:00 -
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Heimdallr69 wrote:Not surprised the thread of neckbeards is still going strong =ƒÆï
Pfft, my neck is stubble
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Posted - 2017.04.13 21:10:00 -
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CarlitoX Jojooojo wrote:Photon?
Wrong thread buddy
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Posted - 2017.04.16 21:07:00 -
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"Game was ehh"
CCP keeping up traditions!
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Posted - 2017.04.17 21:08:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:The Noob Destroyer wrote:"Game was ehh"
CCP keeping up traditions! Except Drawn to Death is not a CCP game.
Or is it? *twirls my moostache*
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Posted - 2017.06.15 04:49:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:extreme masochists
You rang?
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Posted - 2017.07.03 04:34:00 -
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I still fluxing remember every tiny pixel, every fluxing map, every god forsaken detail about dust
Why won't dust leave me alone. Why won't CCP fuckin let me go!?
I want to spoon each and everyone of you, I want to hold you close, whisper sweet nothings in your ear and then delve your anal cavity with a sweet but sultry nova knife.
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