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General Vahzz
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.01.12 17:40:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:What even goes on in here anymore?
Scouts are unfun. Game is unfun. All the cool people left already. Wtf are we even still doing here? Ur mum
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General Vahzz
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.01.12 18:05:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:What even goes on in here anymore?
Scouts are unfun. Game is unfun. All the cool people left already. Wtf are we even still doing here? Ur mum Is there a Specific Vahzz? He is on vacation, but you don't want him, he speaks in specifics and it is nettling!
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General Vahzz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.01.20 14:19:00 -
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So, apparently i have been imposterated by some kid with a loud mouth and a love for star wars. Bastard took my love and stomped it, A GUY CANT GO ON VACATION FOR A MONTH AND HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET, NOOOOOO. Why did i have to be so lovabale?
shaman oga wrote:Hi all, any advice on bloodborne dlc? Is it worth 20Gé¼?
**** yes. You're welcome.
I am the real deal, and I am indestructible.
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General Vahzz
Inhumans
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Posted - 2016.01.22 19:47:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:Lex DOCIEL wrote:Funny I've just discovered this topic after years playing (and dying) as a minmatar scout.
I was even playing nova knives before it was cool...
Even before the cloak.
Yes, I died a lot. :) Welcome! (I smell an alt, but I'll pretend not to just in case.) Inb4 it is someone cool
My children, we shall decay together.
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General Vahzz
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Posted - 2016.01.23 07:16:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:I bet mimes have short life spans... I may or may not be responsible for the death of a few...million mimes. They may or may not have been ingredients for Silent Tacos.
My children, we shall decay together.
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General Vahzz
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Posted - 2016.01.24 02:36:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:I always read the input even if I don't agree with it.
Buuut, neither here nor there. My comments aren't about people like pokey, kirk, Devander (yes I know I can't spell his name right), thaddeus or true.
My statement about tank crazies only hold water in reference to people who jump to the ultimate extreme, like Spkt, takahiro, or Soraya when it comes to the AV side. *shakes fist*
Most people actually have good input. Regardless whether it holds up to scrutiny, ultimately, their positions are not predicated on the idea that they should have a win button.
It just gets lost among the rhetoric. HEY NOW, TAKAHIRO IS MY BUD...I am Spkr, and Soraya can suck it, damn trekkie
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General Vahzz
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Posted - 2016.01.24 02:37:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Adipem Nothi wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Goddammit Adipem, quit engaging Godin in vehicle discussions.
Watching him try to logic is making my head hurt.
Unless you want to make peoples' heads hurt...
In which case I concede this round to you.
Make it stop. Good timing, Breakin. :: lowers bat :: Caught me mid-response to this softball. Godin aside, that was a really good thread. Never, EVER argue with Godin about vehicles. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The only reason I EVER argued with the tank lunatics in the first place was their ability to get traction among new players who didn't know better and make cults of personality that were loud enough to get dev attention, and not in a good, happy, fun way. More in the 1.7 is coming, and you will love what we're doing with tanks! I can easily dismantle Godin
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General Vahzz
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Posted - 2016.01.24 03:18:00 -
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I dismantle Godin daily in Biomassed chat, it is seriously too easy.
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General Vahzz
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Posted - 2016.01.24 15:35:00 -
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Llast 326 wrote:General Vahzz wrote:I dismantle Godin daily in Biomassed chat, it is seriously too easy. Lineage not ended, earth not salted... You are not doing it right He is my son, so it is more like dismantle scolding
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 07:45:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:kick their ass. bar no holds. vehemently destroy all they stand for. on a semi related note, have you watched 'your lie in april' ? its amazing, and it fits perfectly in the whole piano competition shtick. give it a go if you like slice of life, or just anime in general. I'm currently finishing up Fullmetal Alchemist, but I'll give it a go You better mean FMA: Brotherhood.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 07:46:00 -
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I have never loved you more Shotty, until right now. You beautiful bastard.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 19:49:00 -
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Fristname Family name wrote:General Vahzz wrote:I have never loved you more Shotty, until right now. You beautiful bastard. the feels, ;-; your lie in april feels coming back What lie?
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 19:55:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:I feel as if the Gallente should have the best suits in the game. Currently, only half our suits are. This is not acceptable.
Let's port Dust and make it Gallente-sim, okay?
I can smell the freedom already... Or maybe it's VAHZZ. Dammit, VAHZZ, I told you to lay off the tortillas! NEVER!!!!!
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 19:58:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote: are you really bring basic suits into this?
really?
the only time a basic suit is useful, is when i use it. Blaze, stop trying to be a VAHZZ fanboy. I did this **** before it was cool.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 19:59:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:Basic suits are a part of this game, you can't deny it. It's not fair that they should not be brought into balance discussions. Give me a consistently valid reason as to how a basic suit brings ANY SORT of balance to this game. I dare you to not pull **** out of your ass.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 20:13:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Basic suits are a part of this game, you can't deny it. It's not fair that they should not be brought into balance discussions. Give me a consistently valid reason as to how a basic suit brings ANY SORT of balance to this game. I dare you to not pull **** out of your ass. 1. The Heavy Frame This is a mobile heavy capable of defense that is not as efficient as a Sentinel might be able to do, and also capable of offense that the Commando might perform but at a lesser rate. 2. The Medium Frame It has the potential to be a less tanky assault, but also capable of supporting its team with its two equipment slots like a logi. 3. The Light Frame I'll be honest, the only thing this suit is capable of is better link placement than scouts. Since it has 16 bandwidth it can deploy four uplinks rather than two at the start of matches. Other than that, basically the same as a scout other than some slight HP changes and no bonuses. You are saying they are worse than the ACTUAL role suits, therefore basically useless. Because the actual role suits have, wait for it, BONUS. A scout with it's insane damps; a logi with it's equipment; an assault with it's weapon augmentations; a sentinel and commando with whatever a sentinel and commando does: oh yea, resistances.
Contradicting yourself saves me the trouble buddy. Good going.
Also, i only use the Amarr Heavy Frame because of the slightly better pg cpu than the militia. Those suits are basically SLIGHTLY better than militia. Keep up the good work. *pats your face and walks off*
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 20:22:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Basic suits are a part of this game, you can't deny it. It's not fair that they should not be brought into balance discussions. Give me a consistently valid reason as to how a basic suit brings ANY SORT of balance to this game. I dare you to not pull **** out of your ass. 1. The Heavy Frame This is a mobile heavy capable of defense that is not as efficient as a Sentinel might be able to do, and also capable of offense that the Commando might perform but at a lesser rate. 2. The Medium Frame It has the potential to be a less tanky assault, but also capable of supporting its team with its two equipment slots like a logi. 3. The Light Frame I'll be honest, the only thing this suit is capable of is better link placement than scouts. Since it has 16 bandwidth it can deploy four uplinks rather than two at the start of matches. Other than that, basically the same as a scout other than some slight HP changes and no bonuses. You are saying they are worse than the ACTUAL role suits, therefore basically useless. Because the actual role suits have, wait for it, BONUS. A scout with it's insane damps; a logi with it's equipment; an assault with it's weapon augmentations; a sentinel and commando with whatever a sentinel and commando does: oh yea, resistances. Contradicting yourself saves me the trouble buddy. Good going. Also, i only use the Amarr Heavy Frame because of the slightly better pg cpu than the militia. Those suits are basically SLIGHTLY better than militia. Keep up the good work. *pats your face and walks off* Actually, hate to burst your bubble but the Militia Amarr Heavy Frame has the exact PG/CPU as the Amarr Heavy Frame A-1. On to your main argument, I never said they were worse than the specialized suits. Yes, they are worse at each specialized suit's main role, but good at both, meaning they are a "hybrid" of the two.
Well then, on to using Amarr Militia Heavy for me.
They are worse. They shouldn't even exist. They are the exact same as militia, except you can proto it; with is STIPID. Stop trying to be mister big shot; you will never amount to anything with this goal.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 22:44:00 -
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Blaze, get this through your tiny, brick wall excuse for a skull; your "opinion," is wrong. Most times; that is what would be flying around, opinions. But not when there is UNDENIABLE ******* EVIDENCE THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS ABSOLUTE COCKNEY BULLSHIT.
You say they are useful, but you have yet to provide a SINGLE OUNCE of evidence except for ONE, FREAKING ONE PC SCORE. Take your baseless statistics and shove them right back into your ass, from whence they came, as they say.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 22:50:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:Now, now gentlemen. No need for a barfight ...
:: grabs popcorn :: Oh shotty, I am sorry, but i am about to bring out the big guns if he tries again.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.25 23:00:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Adipem Nothi wrote:Now, now gentlemen. No need for a barfight ...
:: grabs popcorn :: Oh shotty, I am sorry, but i am about to bring out the big guns if he tries again. The gloves are coming off. Right after I relieve myself. It would be very wise for you to shut your face hole. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT bring **** into this sanctuary.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 00:10:00 -
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noob cavman wrote:ripper/ vahazz ( cough cough former team player aka took over molden heath crew) Have an alt in Pradox One that has been there for over a year. Also The Generals, teamplayers (i remember going up against betamax, hilarious, and stealing corp wallets with cubs)
I remember infiltrating corps like PFBH and AE back in the day; can't forget hanging with Abandoned Privilege and running with Dead Six.
I miss the old days; i look back, and I see what these forums reduced me to. A shitposter; albeit king of shitposting, and disrespect. But still.
I miss the old days.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 00:44:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:noob cavman wrote:ripper/ vahazz ( cough cough former team player aka took over molden heath crew) Have an alt in Pradox One that has been there for over a year. Also The Generals, teamplayers (i remember going up against betamax, hilarious, and stealing corp wallets with cubs) I remember infiltrating corps like PFBH and AE back in the day; can't forget hanging with Abandoned Privilege and running with Dead Six. I miss the old days; i look back, and I see what these forums reduced me to. A shitposter; albeit king of shitposting, and disrespect. But still. I miss the old days. That's right, keep stroking it That's right, keep being a nonexistent bottom dweller. Maybe if you had actual, decent input for once you could be good enough to lick the dirt off my boot.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 02:05:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:Ohh, thought of an even better name than ren's fist,
How about 'The Fist of the First Order'
A bit lenghty, but its still better than what you have now.
Which I refuse to name.
Because it sucks. Much better name.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 03:16:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:Like you could even afford boots in the first place you no good king of trolls. Nah, yo momma makes them for me, she has good hands bruh.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 03:44:00 -
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I believe they like to be called something else; forgive my insensitive text.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 04:34:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Like you could even afford boots in the first place you no good king of trolls. Nah, yo momma makes them for me, she has good hands bruh. Must be where I get them, because it's these hands that's going to 1v1 you. You better not puss out like Soul Eater. Tell me your next PC and I will ring for your enemies for free.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 04:54:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Ares 514 wrote:Do you ever wonder why people are still posting to the Features and Ideas Discussion thread? Because i have possible Features and Ideas that I'd like to Discuss. REKT!
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 16:30:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Basic suits are a part of this game, you can't deny it. It's not fair that they should not be brought into balance discussions. Give me a consistently valid reason as to how a basic suit brings ANY SORT of balance to this game. I dare you to not pull **** out of your ass. Before we get too, froggy, bear in mind the only thing differentiating suit classes to begin with is speed and HP count as far as "behind the helmet" look/feel. Once you break away from the extraneous crap, they all pretty much play the same way at the core level, with very little variation, and not much, if anything, to differentiate significantly between classes as far as actual functionality go. My opinion of course. Your Mileage may vary. Breakin, I respect you, I like you, because you are the only person unphased by my ****; but all you said is they are barely different at core level.
Now, I understand; of course at core level they fit the same bill, can be fitted almost the same way. But we will get to that. And they are in fact not the same. I can go out in a Cal Sentinel with a Forge and bury some massasses in thunder, as i can with the Amarr Sentinel. Why? Because of the resistance to shield and armor respectively. Now, I can kind of do the same in the basic frame, but i would die in the process, because the mass driver does more damage, plus the lessened base HP on the basic frames.
I am only using sentinels as an example, because you are in fact a fatty, and we have explained why scouts are better 100x over already.
Now, what about layout? You can do more with the sentinels, because the basics have less slots. Also less PG CPU, so you can't fit as much armor or shields. Why am I throwing the painfully obvious in? Because Blaze seems to miss the obvious, goes right over his head like a churro over the head of a man who loves churros.
I seem to have concluded at the obvious. Roled suits are better, who ******* cares about bandwidth? Oh oh, i can fit one more link than you guuuuuuys, so that makes me a pretty pretty princess.
Again, I respect you Breakin, but the core level of play does not matter so much.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 16:32:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Figures, I try to state my point about basic suits and immediately get attacked. It wasn't so much you stating it, more the zorish attitude you took towards stating it that got you attacked. And you were wrong. Basic suits have a place. Hell I would venture to say that they are more versitile then their specialized counterparts. With that being said, a basic suit used as an assault vs assault suit (assuming equal skill and neither has the jump) assault will win. Hands down. One thing you can not do is come in state your opinion say you are right with no proof other than a one or two time thing and assume that everyone will agree with you. So, next time, gather data, compare yourself to others, look at how user friendly it is (teach someone to use it, and see how quick they catch on). Then formulate your argument, and finally subit it for review. That is how these things work. P.S. your corp name sucks fix it. And if you need to know why it sucks you didn't watch the movie close enough, because I caught it the first time I watched it. That was the point, much like Vader (Vader's-Fist) lost his hand. So has Kylo Ren. Did he? Really? Look closer, he still has his hand at the end of the fight. As I said you need to look closer at the scene ;) The jedi just knocks it out of his hand, the jedi does not cut it off.
Anakins arms got burned off in the battle against Obi Wan in the lava pits, which brought about the suit for Vader. Which is why Darth Vader can't use force light ing, no real hands.
Kylo Ren, still had his hands, or else he would be screaming like ****.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 17:30:00 -
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No, he can still control the force; but force lightning comes from the finger tips, where the force doesn't. The force, is everywhere. It is in every living thing, it swirls around permeating the galaxy. There is no good or evil to the force, there is no true dark and light. The force just is.
While artificial, Darth Vader's robotic hands are still a part of him, he only wears the suit so he can live. It allows him to wield a lightsaber and use the force. But since they are artificial and not real fleshly hands, he can not use the force to produce lightning. He can only use part of the force.
He was so limited to what he can do, but that didn't take away from his sheer might.
Kylo is just an emotional brat, no true sith.
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PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 18:23:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Why does force lightning have to come from finger tips? Surely any number of body parts could do. Nose, knees, ears.
Sounds like Vader wasn't very creative.
Which considering they Dark Side can only ever conceive Death Star variations, may actually make sense. The reason why Vader never used force lightning was because his armor was weak to it. His armor had built in life support and lightning would destroy it and kill him if he ever used it. No, he literally could not do it. He had no real hands. Don't come in here trying to say **** when you don't know ****. Yes, he was weak to lightning. BUT he literally could not produce force lightning, not because he was weak to it.
That is like saying I can't shoot a gun because i am weak to ******* bullets.
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PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 20:39:00 -
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Anyone can edit a wikia, anyone.
Your argument has now been rendered invalid.
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PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 20:53:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Anyone can edit a wikia, anyone.
Your argument has now been rendered invalid. It's not just a wiki, it's a forum of that wiki. Whatever you say bub, your argument still has become invalid
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PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 22:56:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Anyone can edit a wikia, anyone.
Your argument has now been rendered invalid. It's not just a wiki, it's a forum of that wiki. Whatever you say bub, your argument still has become invalid How so? Because I said it is.
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PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 22:56:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:General Vahzz wrote:
Again, I respect you Breakin, but the core level of play does not matter so much.
Core level design dictates the details of play. Unless the suits are distinct at a core, play level, then the ballance of the game is dictated on a slider variation and nothing more. None of the dropsuits offer any features distinct and unique to that suit, instead relying on a nebulous stat variation that can be OP or UP based solely on slot layout. So yes, core play absolutely matters. It affects literally everything you do in the game. Still doesn't make the buggers useful
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PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:15:00 -
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Ok screw it, Blaze, you wanna troll? Let's go. I usually say no **** in the sanctuary, but screw it.
You can mask it all you want, but you are nothing more than an attention seeking bottom feeder, with nothing better to do than suck off your own self worth through the attention you seek so ******* desperately. Why? Not enough attention from your own folks? Brother killed off by some gangbanger? Girlfriend ran over by a cat? Why do you try SO FREAKING DESPERATELY TO BE IN THE PICTURE?
Stop sucking on dicks, it is rotting your brain. I guess your face has been screwed so much that you can't think straight, all that rattling. Get up off your knees,
Let's take a detour, get fancy.
You are so imbecilic that you make neanderthals look intelligent. I assidiously dislike you; i was taught not to hate, but you make it real hard, you make it so hard for me to not hate you. But, let it roll right off my shoulders. I know you have a reason whatever it may be. But that doesn't mean you can act so, freaking, stipid. I act this way, because i know how to be an actor, you? I think you are that way, you don't act, you are stipid.
In short, tl;dr, i feel sorry for your pathetic self worth.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:24:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Ok screw it, Blaze, you wanna troll? Let's go. I usually say no **** in the sanctuary, but screw it.
You can mask it all you want, but you are nothing more than an attention seeking bottom feeder, with nothing better to do than suck off your own self worth through the attention you seek so ******* desperately. Why? Not enough attention from your own folks? Brother killed off by some gangbanger? Girlfriend ran over by a cat? Why do you try SO FREAKING DESPERATELY TO BE IN THE PICTURE?
Stop sucking on dicks, it is rotting your brain. I guess your face has been screwed so much that you can't think straight, all that rattling. Get up off your knees,
Let's take a detour, get fancy.
You are so imbecilic that you make neanderthals look intelligent. I assidiously dislike you; i was taught not to hate, but you make it real hard, you make it so hard for me to not hate you. But, let it roll right off my shoulders. I know you have a reason whatever it may be. But that doesn't mean you can act so, freaking, stipid. I act this way, because i know how to be an actor, you? I think you are that way, you don't act, you are stipid.
In short, tl;dr, i feel sorry for your pathetic self worth. Lol, looks like you're talking about 72.63% of humanity there. At least I'm not you. wow, look who can ******* count. And yea, at least you are not me; you would've ******* shot yourself in the head 10 years ago like i almost did.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:35:00 -
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Ok screw it, Blaze, you wanna troll? Let's go. I usually say no **** in the sanctuary, but screw it.
You can mask it all you want, but you are nothing more than an attention seeking bottom feeder, with nothing better to do than suck off your own self worth through the attention you seek so ******* desperately. Why? Not enough attention from your own folks? Brother killed off by some gangbanger? Girlfriend ran over by a cat? Why do you try SO FREAKING DESPERATELY TO BE IN THE PICTURE?
Stop sucking on dicks, it is rotting your brain. I guess your face has been screwed so much that you can't think straight, all that rattling. Get up off your knees,
Let's take a detour, get fancy.
You are so imbecilic that you make neanderthals look intelligent. I assidiously dislike you; i was taught not to hate, but you make it real hard, you make it so hard for me to not hate you. But, let it roll right off my shoulders. I know you have a reason whatever it may be. But that doesn't mean you can act so, freaking, stipid. I act this way, because i know how to be an actor, you? I think you are that way, you don't act, you are stipid.
In short, tl;dr, i feel sorry for your pathetic self worth. Lol, looks like you're talking about 72.63% of humanity there. At least I'm not you. wow, look who can ******* count. And yea, at least you are not me; you would've ******* shot yourself in the head 10 years ago like i almost did. I almost feel pity on your insignificance. But that would be a favor, and I don't give favors. Oh, the **** sucker feels pity. Well sorry, **** sucker, i am all out of fucks, so I can't accept your pity. Maybe you can take the pity and shove it up your ass, go outside, find a dead rotting animal carcass, find the actual hole of the ass, and eat it, while continuing to sodomize yourself with that pity of yours.
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
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Posted - 2016.01.26 23:43:00 -
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Adipem Nothi wrote:This is not a good and proper barfight, gents. Short on substance. Maybe I should break some glass, whip out my vast amount of name calling insults. It doesn't matter really, his brain is too small to even concieve what i am saying.
Maybe I should bring some ******* 4chan in here, maybe some gore, pictures of people killing themselves, blue waffles, trypophobia, show em the images inside my head with very graphic drawings.
MAYBE I SHOULD GO AND GET MYSELF PERMABANNED AGAIN, BECAUSE WGAF, IT'LL BE THE 12th TIME, I GET MY FREE FUCKIN CHINA DISHES!
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Adipem Nothi wrote:This is not a good and proper barfight, gents. Short on substance. Maybe I should break some glass, whip out my vast amount of name calling insults. It doesn't matter really, his brain is too small to even concieve what i am saying. Maybe I should bring some ******* 4chan in here, maybe some gore, pictures of people killing themselves, blue waffles, trypophobia, show em the images inside my head with very graphic drawings. MAYBE I SHOULD GO AND GET MYSELF PERMABANNED AGAIN, BECAUSE WGAF, IT'LL BE THE 12th TIME, I GET MY FREE FUCKIN CHINA DISHES! Man, you're impatient, I like that. /Takes out HMG from under the counter You want to 1v1 me m8? Yea sure, tell me when you get good enough.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Vahzz calm all of your shit down. All of it.
I'm calm now, I'm calm. Always been working on my anger, it is hard when stupid people annoy the crap out of me. Also been trying to work on my cussing, luckily have been keeping clean words when i'm around the brothers.
But, yea, noob, i know he isn't lol
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One Eyed King wrote:No more red jar for you this evening!
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Until i can learn a different anger reducing skill, i kinda have my rages here, so i don't have them 'here' as in off the tech. My autism makes it hard, but i wonder ifi wouldve been more prone to losing it anyway. Its a practice. I use classical music, orchestrated pieces, or chillstep/liquidstep to calm my beast. Also, meditation, not the "ohm" crap; but real meditation lol
Works pretty well. But everyone has their own station of venting.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:The advantage of never leaving home without knives, can i has them back? *grabs the hilt and quickly unsheathes the knife from my back, handing it to park*
Btw, that hurt like the dickens
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One Eyed King wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Blaze... Really is acting like a five year old... Almost like Light and him having the ego of a five year old... You guys should get married. I'll happily take your insult if it means defending my point. Also, Lightning sucks and I would never lower myself to his standards. Make sure you specify which Lightning, one may be over rated. Another is most certainly one of the best to have ever played the game. Lightning Delta is a giant scrub.
Don't ever think anyone is saying xVx is a scrub
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:General Vahzz wrote:PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Until i can learn a different anger reducing skill, i kinda have my rages here, so i don't have them 'here' as in off the tech. My autism makes it hard, but i wonder ifi wouldve been more prone to losing it anyway. Its a practice. I use classical music, orchestrated pieces, or chillstep/liquidstep to calm my beast. Also, meditation, not the "ohm" crap; but real meditation lol Works pretty well. But everyone has their own station of venting. I use metal, alternative, nu metal etc. Ironically it calms me down. I used to go in the basement to workout, but with my legs hurting more i can't get down there. Also, i spend a lot of time with buildup because when i get upset im fighting myself to not hurt myself, so there i times i just lose it completely & problems communicating just make me more frustrated. Everybody has their own spectrum of relief. I love nu metal, especially linkin park.
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:General Vahzz wrote:PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Until i can learn a different anger reducing skill, i kinda have my rages here, so i don't have them 'here' as in off the tech. My autism makes it hard, but i wonder ifi wouldve been more prone to losing it anyway. Its a practice. I use classical music, orchestrated pieces, or chillstep/liquidstep to calm my beast. Also, meditation, not the "ohm" crap; but real meditation lol Works pretty well. But everyone has their own station of venting. I use metal, alternative, nu metal etc. Ironically it calms me down. I used to go in the basement to workout, but with my legs hurting more i can't get down there. Also, i spend a lot of time with buildup because when i get upset im fighting myself to not hurt myself, so there i times i just lose it completely & problems communicating just make me more frustrated. Everybody has their own spectrum of relief. I love nu metal, especially linkin park. I love art music. There is no genre specified as art. ALL music is art
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Why not basic cloak? What does the higher tiered cloaks offer anyway?
I seriously don't know, I have never used the thing except a couple times; because i still adamantly believe scouts don't need it to be effective.
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I am not saying music is art because of skill. That is not the beauty of music. Music is art because of what it represents.
Music represents the heart, it is the embodiment of expression. If you just have a bunch of sounds scrabbled onto a weejee board and adds some gobbledegooks, you get meaningless noise. Music lets you unleash all of your emotions, all of your innermost thoughts, all of your soul, into beautiful cascades of notes and chords.
I am a musician, i take music very seriously, music is my life. I ask you not to lump me into fallacy, because that is the ultimate disrespect. You are taking my passion, and saying; "oh vahzz, you are wrong, stfu you ninny"
Music itself is an art form, there is no genre specified as art. If there is an Art Genre, then these god forsaken people are doomed; because that is the stipidest **** i have heard, and i have heard myself taking a dump.
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So...Art, the genre...is basically a romanization, of genres that already ******* have names.
That is the stupidest ******* **** i have ever ******* heard of.
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Again, stupid. I refuse to follow the world's idiotic view.
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Again, stupid. I refuse to follow the world's idiotic view. What view? All music is art. Not all music is art music. Art music is art. That doesn't mean hip hop isn't art. That doesn't mean country, rock, rap, any sort of music isn't art. Just because it has a name that literally has the word art, doesn't mean other forms of music is not art. No, *******, ****, sherlock.
But, taking music, THAT ALREADY HAS A ******* GENRE. I.e Classical, taking that and slapping a pretty new label on it, is the **** of ******* pure idiocy.
Just stfu and gtfo because all you are accomplishing is making me want to ******* murder you in the most horrific way imaginable.
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Djinn SouI wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Just stfu and gtfo because all you are accomplishing is making me want to ******* murder you in the most horrific way imaginable. while both of you are annoying with your petty arguing, i can easily help you off this cur. Mostly because he is a filthy scrub, and you are good at acting like you are furious. Soul, for fucks sake, stop telling people i am a ruse.
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noob cavman wrote:Art music is a real thing. A stupid term to make the pompous assholes that enjoy it feel vastly superior ( it's other name is legitimate music) but they can suck a bag of baby zombie dicks.
As a connoisseur of metal/ maroon 5 I feel that the wub wub music / nightcore are indeed just noises a inbred 15 year old made by slapping his chode on the space bar.
You have such a way with words, and they flow the truth.
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One Eyed King wrote:noob cavman wrote:Art music is a real thing. A stupid term to make the pompous assholes that enjoy it feel vastly superior ( it's other name is legitimate music) but they can suck a bag of baby zombie dicks.
As a connoisseur of metal/ maroon 5 I feel that the wub wub music / nightcore are indeed just noises a inbred 15 year old made by slapping his chode on the space bar.
I am going to go ahead and judge you for liking incompatible things like metal and Maroon 5. It makes me further question your sanity. I like Tay Tay Maroon 5 Amon Amarth Linkin Park Kanye West Louis Armstrong As I Lay Dying All That Remains Santana Rob Thomas All kinds of Jazz Chopin Pacebel Mozart Beethoven All kinds of chillstep (it is in fact not wub wub like trash, i mean dubstep) Justin Timberlake Nsync EXO BigBang B.A.P BREAKERZ Girls Generation Lynyrd Skynyrd Led Zeppelin Dream Theater Wheezer
I could go on and on with my taste in music, you gonna question my sanity as well?
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One Eyed King wrote:I question why you like Nsync. BECAUSE I DO, what're you? A backstreet boy or something?
I also like 98 degrees
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The Noob Destroyer wrote:You will see me squad with vahzz more though, because soul likes to break my heart I haven't played in a good month on ANY of my alts though You will most likely be playing without me for a good bit. Still focusing on Smash and my music, though I will hop on A some time soon.
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Here In the forest, dark and deep I offer you, endless sleep
/raises glass
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One Eyed King wrote:I think noob has been hacked. Evidence.That is the most un-noob comment I have ever seen. We must destroy the hacker
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Adipem Nothi wrote:Soto Gallente wrote: Then how are they EZ mode?
I'm talking about the Assaults and Logis (especially the GalLogi) I'd skilled into. Not sure what I'd spend the SP on, but something else. If I'm going to play DUST again, I'm going to play it as a Scout. Should Scoutplay prove to be garbage, then I'll play another game. Keeps things simple. I specced into AmScout, the marathon man.
3 Complex cardeggs gives a Scout A-1 exactly 3515.02 stamina. Slap on a Complex Kincat and 2 enhanced pg upgrades alongside a ADV CR, Flux, AScP and a Stable uplink.
And you still get ****.
I go positive still, BUT THE AM SCOUT IS STILL ABSOLUTE TRASH
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To be fair, soul is a d1ck and a scrub.
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:I swear I am way too into politics.
Every five seconds I refresh the page hoping to see Bernie take the lead.
I am excited like a child on Christmas.
So how is the game? Jigglypuff is...
Oh wait dust.
I don't know lol
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sir RAVEN WING wrote: Kaizuka...
I will one day cleave his head from his shoulders...
When the night begins to shine.
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I am neutral, don't have ANYTHING to do with politics, but even i know Trump is a worthless sack of dog ****
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See you on new horizons brothers o7
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote:o7 bastards
See you on the other side...those of you that can make it
You've been special. :D So who here is going to pc? I wanna create a stab list... I plan to rebuild a special corp on the pc
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One Eyed King wrote:All I gotta say is, that if there are Officer knives in Dust 2.0, they better f*cking call them Nothis. Any other would be a disgrace to the bastard kind.
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Soto Gallente wrote:One Eyed King wrote:All I gotta say is, that if there are Officer knives in Dust 2.0, they better f*cking call them Nothis. Actually, the correct spelling of that would be Nothorum. Shut the **** up, asswipe
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The Bastard's Nova Knives. Shall always be the term.
I shall give you a one finger salute, you non bastard heathen.
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:The Bastard's Nova Knives. Shall always be the term.
I shall give you a one finger salute, you non bastard heathen. Hey, I run a light frame, does that count? We have all said over, and over, and over again. No, it does not count. It is not a
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Cat Merc wrote:So, we looking at a discord channel for all DUST things. You can have subchannels in there, so there can be a barbershop subchannel. Here is the link: https://discord.gg/0o2qgQkvz7blRjpa If A doesn't register as ShottyGoBang, I will die of sadness. And if he isn't the one to start the Barbershop Discord, I will flip my cat.
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:I've created a barbershop channel with barber roles. Shotty, if you log on I'll set you as mod.
The channel is invisible to non-barbers (unless Shotty or another barbermod he appoints changes the permissions). Barbermods should be able to assign the barber role. Can I have roles?
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One Eyed King wrote:Adipem Nothi wrote:@ OEK / Spade
My laptop just pooped. Would one of you mind linking the above "invite" in a Bunker post? Basement or offshore? I don't know which one is also the bunker. Bunker is off shore.
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First Prophet wrote:Holy sh!t, you guys, it's finally official.
o7 It's been an honor, gentlemen. Most of the time. With most of you. Pretty much everyone other than Vahzz. It's been an honor dickhead
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Soto Gallente wrote:Rattati liked one of my posts! I can now die in piece. I have had likes from Logibro, Frame, Rattati, Archduke, and Unicorn,
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Pfft, Art Genre..,pathetic snot nosed shitheads waving their dicks around and acting prissy. Muddying the beauty of music.
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Soto Gallente wrote:I am willing to bet isk one of you gents is actually Rattati. Discussion of corporate espionage is against the EULA.
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First Prophet wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Adipem Nothi wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:I am willing to bet isk one of you gents is actually Rattati. If Rattati were a regular here, Scouts would've been in better shape this past year. That sounds like something Rattati would say... /tinfoiling intensifies Not to mention not a single one of us would EVER say Spade is always right, knowing what would come of it. I would. I would as well.
Spade is always right,
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Spade is ironically always right.
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Spademan wrote:Vahzz is, truly, the best. Awwww thanks man
Better than sir RAVEN WING
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Lol, me a human, that is funny, meatbags
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xavier zor IV wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:xavier zor IV wrote:GG SnedTheDead for a day ago...Alex ZX and I squadded for our daily keys and by coincidence saw a barbershop resident! Dust is extremely disinteresting, a saga with a rail on the back is satisfying now Lol, we weren't sure if it was you or if someone had taken your toon. But, gg indeed, take k hunting with knives is always fun :) we need a barbershop game chat before the end if dust There already is scrub
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Lol trying..yea no, no trying from me, nobody is worth it because you all are worthless insects. Step up your game, insect
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Uh vahzz, you do know this is normal for zor, right? Yes, i know his normal shtick. That of a kindergarten rock with the attention span of a legume. I have tangled with this monkey before, this is not my first time on the jungle gym, I did not sleep with that teacher.
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xavier zor IV wrote:PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Uh vahzz, you do know this is normal for zor, right? parkour is used to being called sh*t by now Too afraid to call me **** I see. Want me to smear my own ***** all over my body while wearing nothing but a sock? Too late, already doing it and i am rocking it something fierce.
Insult my keyboard game? Jokes on you, i got an ipad.
Insult my gun game? Maybe if you insects didn't suck so bad, then maybe, just maybe, staying with me? Maaaaaybe i would take this game serious, but I have yet to meet someone good enough. Akrem would've made me go serious, but i was never in a PC with him sadly. Musturd doesn't go serious himself. The war room? Bunch of pissass care bears jerkin it to miley cyrus.
Maybe you should stop blowing cactus' zor, because it only hurts you, definitely doesn't hurt me. Come on baby, insult me some more, my nipples need excitement.
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Soto Gallente wrote:General Vahzz wrote:xavier zor IV wrote:PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Uh vahzz, you do know this is normal for zor, right? parkour is used to being called sh*t by now Too afraid to call me **** I see. Want me to smear my own ***** all over my body while wearing nothing but a sock? Too late, already doing it and i am rocking it something fierce. Insult my keyboard game? Jokes on you, i got an ipad. Insult my gun game? Maybe if you insects didn't suck so bad, then maybe, just maybe, staying with me? Maaaaaybe i would take this game serious, but I have yet to meet someone good enough. Akrem would've made me go serious, but i was never in a PC with him sadly. Musturd doesn't go serious himself. The war room? Bunch of pissass care bears jerkin it to miley cyrus. Maybe you should stop blowing cactus' zor, because it only hurts you, definitely doesn't hurt me. Come on baby, insult me some more, my nipples need excitement. Umm, I think he was insulting parkour, not you. Look at the very first sentence blaze.
"Too afraid to call ME shit i see"
He switched from insulting my gun game to calling parkour ****. So I addressed it. Because i am ****, and he knows he can't insult me worth a damn.
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Inb4 zor calls us a scrub.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:SCRUBS! Beat ya to it! Nooooo, my precious feelings
An addict with a pen.
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:All ya'll need to chill.
Games ending, no need to get all bent out of shape now.
My three balls and I need to stay bent, otherwise it hurts. Do you know how bad it feels sitting on three balls? Think of a trucker with hemmies shitting out a medicine ball surrounded by bobbed wire and salt, add a kick to the taintt, and getting hit by a car. Pretty sure that feels like sitting on your balls, three balls i might add.
An addict with a pen.
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xavier zor IV wrote:I have played one match with you. Did i take that game serious? I don't think i did, maybe i played like i played with my pen1s. Or maybe I was not even paying attention, that happens a lot. I have tons of other excuses to why I don't take it serious, but i just don't take it serious. Be a better slayer zor, because you are worse than me. I played one game with you, and you barely broke 5 kills.
You want to act high and mighty, go ahead, but be prepared for me to **** you in the skull and use you as my canvas for ****, like 4 girls paintbrush, you should totally watch that it is awesome - same guy who made 2 girls 1 cup. Majestic.
Come on buddy, give me some more.
An addict with a pen.
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One Eyed King wrote:Soto Gallente wrote:Llast 326 wrote:Okay kids Anybody else notice that Park just showed you all up on social skills
XD Not surprising. I prefer solitude over company in real life. Park has Aspergers, which trumps your Introversion. Park the People's Champ. Ready to RKO anyone at any given time.
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In a dead game filled with flying fish
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I remember back in my Armored Core days, single handedly demolishing a bunch of Link Ark vets in a match with the Reapers. Those were the days....I miss those days...Days of Balance....
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Spademan wrote:-The following is a public service announcement brought to you by Spade Inc.- Stop being little bitches -This has been a public service announcement from Spade Inc. Spade Inc, when we bury our shit, it stays buried- Vahzz Inc has been preaching this for years.
But when i do it, i get banned.
An addict with a pen.
You come at the king you best not miss
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Posted - 2016.03.04 18:51:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Joel II X wrote:I don't know about you guys, but I'm excited for April.
A) Birthday month B) Dark Souls 3 C) Ratchet and Clank game D) Ratchet and Clank movie E) soccer game I can actually watch at a stadium nearby, that will actually have my team playing F) other stuff
Woot, woot! Also, once the announcement that dust is indeed dead, so have the forums ha. Funny. Funny, and sad. But mostly funny. Dark Souls III That game is Nostalgia, on steroids, for all Souls gamers. I can't wait! I've wanted to buy the Prestige Edition, but it's sold out :/ My jimmies are ready for this game.
Scouts United
I have alts everywhere.
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Posted - 2016.05.03 12:48:00 -
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The best route is Dark Souls.
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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Posted - 2016.05.05 04:13:00 -
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mollerz wrote:totally forgot the DS3 convo here.. be back later about that. You ******* twig.
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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Posted - 2016.05.06 14:44:00 -
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mollerz wrote:General Vahzz wrote:mollerz wrote:totally forgot the DS3 convo here.. be back later about that. You ******* twig. you mean ************** ***** ******* ***** ****** BAMF ****** ***** killing ******? yup. Yup, twig.
"Vahzz you are a cockroach, they keep getting you but you keep coming back"
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Posted - 2016.05.09 01:32:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Joel II X wrote:Izunagi is MY spirit animal. Ryner Lute is my spirit animal. He was mine as well
I have OBs in my pockets, just waiting to drop some insulting bombs on your plebiscite asses.
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Posted - 2016.05.10 21:00:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:XxBlazikenxX wrote:You people talking about Overwatch? Underwatch, actually. The lesser known relative.
Underblunder, really. The barely known ****-up.
Know Taco
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Posted - 2016.09.09 19:19:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Would it be helpful to list on Page 1 player PSN names?
Yay / Nay? Do you even have access to that information anymore? I thought dustboards went offline. Unless you are some artificial intelligent automaton, or just wrote it all down.
Give us the truth, dystopian android.
The Original Bastard.
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Posted - 2016.09.09 22:32:00 -
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I say yay either way.
The Original Bastard.
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Posted - 2016.09.13 04:41:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Shotty GoBang wrote:Would it be helpful to list on Page 1 player PSN names?
Yay / Nay? Do you even have access to that information anymore? I thought dustboards went offline. Unless you are some artificial intelligent automaton, or just wrote it all down. Give us the truth, dystopian android. Or just asked around. He'd probably be able to get 10ish PSN names that way. I forgot to logic, thank you.
The Original Bastard.
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Posted - 2016.10.11 17:49:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:barbershop iz kill? Da
The Original Bastard.
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Posted - 2016.11.01 15:20:00 -
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FOR THE LARRY!!!!!
You can call me a visionary
The Original Bastard
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Posted - 2016.12.21 07:04:00 -
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Shotty GoBang wrote:Joel II X wrote:*cricket noises*
So, did anyone try Titanfall 2? Not yet here. Any good? Believe several bastards are playing Battlefield 1 and a few are setting up shop in ARK. Spent the bulk of my recent nintendotime slashing/flailing my way through Wasteland 2 and Skyrim Special Edition.
Smash is still life abroham lincoln
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Posted - 2016.12.24 19:03:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:I'll prob try Titanfall 2 someone next week, since school is out.
There are other dust bunnies that play ARK?! I thought I was the only one :O TF2 is going to be the thing that kills dust. For reals this time.
But seriously, yea, TitanFall 2 is going to be amazing, i plan on getting it for the ps4 sometime next week or the week after. Just got to finish renovating a house, get paid, then boom, busting out mechs and shi. I'm hoping to see if i can bring back the bastard way there.
If Rocket League takes it vice away...
I became pessimistic with horrible intervals of maddening optimisim
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Posted - 2016.12.25 23:09:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Joel II X wrote:I'll prob try Titanfall 2 someone next week, since school is out.
There are other dust bunnies that play ARK?! I thought I was the only one :O TF2 is going to be the thing that kills dust. For reals this time. But seriously, yea, TitanFall 2 is going to be amazing, i plan on getting it for the ps4 sometime next week or the week after. Just got to finish renovating a house, get paid, then boom, busting out mechs and shi. I'm hoping to see if i can bring back the bastard way there. If Rocket League takes it vice away... I'll be getting it for PC. Dust was the only game that kept me tied to consoles. You boob
I became pessimistic with horrible intervals of maddening optimisim
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Posted - 2017.02.01 04:23:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:I've missed you guys.
If you guys are not aware, EVE is somewhat FTP now and they allow access to the forums to Alphas (Non-paying accounts) If it hasn't already been done, I am going to make a post there. As a sort of memorial there, if nothing else.
I would like to invite you all to it.
Cheers. - Raven
EVE banned me :(
Friendly Neighborhood Vahzz Alt
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Posted - 2017.02.07 04:45:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote: EVE is too small for you.
that's what she said
Plz halp
Sanity is a myth
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Posted - 2017.02.09 03:11:00 -
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LOL KILLZ wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Wasup Scouts! Long time no see! How is everybody? Hopefully not dead, because we all know that Logi isn't going to pick you up unless it's me.
As a former logi I have to say I tried to pick up scout. Only they were minja though. With knives. When i ran scout, i usually didnt like getting picked up.
Now, when i ran sentinel, not a damn needle in sight. I ran those barren maps my lonesome. When you dont have a logi on your ass, you learn how to survive. Make every decimal and frame count. If i was off by a single frame, i died. Lag? Only in the most congested canals.
I learned every ounce of those maps, i knew every hitch, every bump, every knook, every cranny. You think that meant ****? No. Because, as a fatty without a logi, it didnt mean ****.
In this world, it's kill or be killed. That is why they hated me in FW, because logis died like swine...
Sanity is a myth
BokuNoble
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Posted - 2017.02.14 02:49:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Joel II X wrote:I'll prob try Titanfall 2 someone next week, since school is out.
There are other dust bunnies that play ARK?! I thought I was the only one :O TF2 is going to be the thing that kills dust. For reals this time. But seriously, yea, TitanFall 2 is going to be amazing, i plan on getting it for the ps4 sometime next week or the week after. Just got to finish renovating a house, get paid, then boom, busting out mechs and shi. I'm hoping to see if i can bring back the bastard way there. I'm If Rocket League takes it vice away... I've been playing TF2 a lot. It's a great game in ny opinion. I would definitely recommend it
I play as the Pyro in TF2. Unless you mean another TF2.
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Posted - 2017.02.14 02:50:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:General Vahzz wrote:One Eyed King wrote: EVE is too small for you.
that's what she said Plz halp For what? Make a new account, it's FTP now. Sorta. You can play without payment, just limited. It's been a while mate
I meant help because,that joke was ****
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Posted - 2017.02.15 02:13:00 -
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sir chiken wing wrote: TitanFall 2
U know i luv mech, y u do dis? Soon.....soon...
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Posted - 2017.02.16 20:45:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:General Vahzz wrote:sir chiken wing wrote: TitanFall 2
U know i luv mech, y u do dis? Soon.....soon... **** mate. The thing is very alive on PS4 and quite fun. Little tip: LSTAR is OP. Did you ever get your PS4? Still having trouble with finding a job. I dont have enough in the bank to get a PS4 just yet. As soon as i get a job tho i will
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Posted - 2017.02.17 15:57:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:General Vahzz wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:General Vahzz wrote:sir chiken wing wrote: TitanFall 2
U know i luv mech, y u do dis? Soon.....soon... **** mate. The thing is very alive on PS4 and quite fun. Little tip: LSTAR is OP. Did you ever get your PS4? Still having trouble with finding a job. I dont have enough in the bank to get a PS4 just yet. As soon as i get a job tho i will What a hippie...
I will smother you with sunshine and rainbows as i rake my balls across your face. Like a true hippie GÖíGÖí
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Posted - 2017.02.20 01:14:00 -
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Im kind of sad my brilliant analogy got passed over :(
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Posted - 2017.02.20 03:05:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Im kind of sad my brilliant analogy got passed over :( Whatever happened to your kik mate? I could've let you into the CORSY chat Ashley happened
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