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dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 06:30:00 -
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I was sitting on my sofa playing dust while drinking coke, and topped 3 games last night, coming no lower than 4th in all my games. Clearly sofas and coke are OP. NERF SOFA!! NERF COKE!! BUFF PEPSI |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 06:38:00 -
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Colonel Killar wrote:dustwaffle wrote:I was sitting on my sofa playing dust while drinking coke, and topped 3 games last night, coming no lower than 4th in all my games. Clearly sofas and coke are OP. NERF SOFA!! NERF COKE!! BUFF PEPSI actually the coke is UP and you don't notice that because the sofa is so OP try coke and a chair
Sorry forgot to mention that I was also making a bacon sandwich at the time so it might not have been the sofa that was OP
Also, don't be ridiculous, coke is never UP. |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 06:39:00 -
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Sloth9230 wrote:Colonel Killar wrote:dustwaffle wrote:I was sitting on my sofa playing dust while drinking coke, and topped 3 games last night, coming no lower than 4th in all my games. Clearly sofas and coke are OP. NERF SOFA!! NERF COKE!! BUFF PEPSI actually the coke is UP and you don't notice that because the sofa is so OP try coke and a chair Chair... bro, does this look like a PC game to you? Have you gone mad??? 
Time to pull out a bench. |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 06:39:00 -
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Colonel Killar wrote:Sloth9230 wrote:Colonel Killar wrote:dustwaffle wrote:I was sitting on my sofa playing dust while drinking coke, and topped 3 games last night, coming no lower than 4th in all my games. Clearly sofas and coke are OP. NERF SOFA!! NERF COKE!! BUFF PEPSI actually the coke is UP and you don't notice that because the sofa is so OP try coke and a chair Chair... bro, does this look like a PC game to you? Have you gone mad??? PC as in computer or Planetary Uselessness?
No offtopic posting please |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 06:43:00 -
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Colonel Killar wrote:Delta 749 wrote:dustwaffle wrote:I was sitting on my sofa playing dust while drinking coke, and topped 3 games last night, coming no lower than 4th in all my games. Clearly sofas and coke are OP. NERF SOFA!! NERF COKE!! BUFF PEPSI Dr Pepper and folding chairs are the only ones that take real skill to use Dr. Pepper is balenced, Mr. Pibb is UP, are these folding chairs with or without padding?
The only thing that will save Dust 514 is folding chairs WITH padding, a cupholder for my coke, and a foldable tray for bacon sandwich |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 06:53:00 -
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Colonel Killar wrote:dustwaffle wrote:Colonel Killar wrote:Delta 749 wrote:dustwaffle wrote:I was sitting on my sofa playing dust while drinking coke, and topped 3 games last night, coming no lower than 4th in all my games. Clearly sofas and coke are OP. NERF SOFA!! NERF COKE!! BUFF PEPSI Dr Pepper and folding chairs are the only ones that take real skill to use Dr. Pepper is balenced, Mr. Pibb is UP, are these folding chairs with or without padding? The only thing that will save Dust 514 is folding chairs WITH padding, a cupholder for my coke, and a foldable tray for bacon sandwich and the issue of UP Mr. Pibb or UP 7-Up . What is on the bacon sandwich? I want your bacon sandwich fitting.
Clearly you are a non Mr. Pibb/7-Up using scrub. Everyone knows 7-up is extremely powerful in the right hands, while Mr. Pibb shines in its intended element. Coke on the other hand is versatile at all ranges but have no obvious strengths or weaknesses.
MY BACON SANDWICH WAS FITTED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
a/c/g/mK.0
High slots:
1x Bread load end, lightly toasted with a sprinkle of sesame seeds
1x Fried egg
Mid slots:
2x bacon rashers fried to a crisp
2x bacon rashers fried to chewiness
1x Tomato
Low slots
1x Bread load end, lightly toasted (NO SESAME SEEDS)
This is clearly balanced and should NEVER be touched, or I will quit the game |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 07:09:00 -
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Sloth9230 wrote:Colonel Killar wrote:Sloth9230 wrote:Personally, my beverage of choice is Black Gold, 3/4 Dr. Pepper, and 1/4 Coke.
This is of course when I'm not drinking a Mike's Hard. *Serious Note* Personally there is no need for that high of an amount of Dr. Pepper 1/4 Dr. Pepper will do fine with it's stronger flavor than coke Which is why the coke is needed to coken it down. I'm not trying to pepper the coke 
Coking the pepper > peppering the coke
Get gud |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 07:17:00 -
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Sloth9230 wrote:dustwaffle wrote:Sloth9230 wrote:Colonel Killar wrote:Sloth9230 wrote:Personally, my beverage of choice is Black Gold, 3/4 Dr. Pepper, and 1/4 Coke.
This is of course when I'm not drinking a Mike's Hard. *Serious Note* Personally there is no need for that high of an amount of Dr. Pepper 1/4 Dr. Pepper will do fine with it's stronger flavor than coke Which is why the coke is needed to coken it down. I'm not trying to pepper the coke Coking the pepper > peppering the coke Get gud Tis that not what I said?
I failed at quoting  |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 07:32:00 -
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Sloth9230 wrote:Colonel Killar wrote:If this was local chat which It looks like I'd tell you all good night and good luck lol, we turned a fail thread into a win thread 
+1 trudat |
dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.26 07:44:00 -
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Banning Hammer wrote:You don't want the AR nerfed, you want to have it remove from the game. Its very obvious now. The AR got a huge nerf in Uprising;
-Range
-Bullet spread
-Recoil
-Aiming accuracy ( Mouse Nerfed )
If you nerf the AR anymore, it will be easier to just remove it from the game altogether, because no one will use it any longer.
No off topic posting pls |
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dustwaffle
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Posted - 2013.06.27 02:06:00 -
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Colonel Killar wrote:Why must MD ally themselves with Pepsi argueably the weakest variety of pop/soda/coke(to those in the southern US every soda is coke)
Sloth, Waffle, where are you? this is becoming far too of topic form our food and beverage discussion.
I see this thread went from **** to something resembling cokey goodness then back to **** again in my absence  |
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