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Crimson Judgment
ROGUE SPADES
EoN.
20
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:42:00 -
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i would like to start off saying this is in no way meant to bash CCP,
it is meant as a joke of the scientists of each race,
Disclaimer
i don't know to much about the lore of eve/dust if i make mistakes on lore,
or weapon placement to the wrong race, please don't rip me to pieces,
just correct me and i will edit this post accordingly,
that said to the topic
Minmatar scientists,
sir i just made a groundbreaking advancement in weaponry,
excellent work what do you call it,
the heavy machine gun,
brilliant ship this and the heavy suit to our troops at once.
and the what  ,
you mean you made a heavy weapon but failed to make a heavy suit,
uhhhh,
Amarr scientists,
sir i just invented the heavy dropsuit,
amazing equip our troops with them immediately,
but we don't have heavy weapons,
so equip them with laser rifles,
sir our troops are getting destroyed,
why,
they ran out of ammo sir,
i have an idea we should create medium suits,
brilliant get to it,
Caldari scientists,
sir the gallente are attacking,
so get out there and hold them back,
with what sir,
whatever we have,
but sir all we have is sniper rifles swarm launchers nova knifes and forge guns we can't use,
why don't we have a rifle of some sort,
were working on it sir,
good,
Gallente scientists,
sir ive just invented the plasma cannon,
great what does it do,
its an anti vehicle weapon that fires a slow moving projectile that has bullet drop holds one round and needs to charge,
your fired,
what,
you heard me get out of here, |
Jungian
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Omega Commission
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:44:00 -
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i lol'd |
A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
220
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:49:00 -
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L o l |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2749
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:51:00 -
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lol +1 |
P14GU3
The Southern Legion
RISE of LEGION
122
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:55:00 -
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I lol'd when the gallente scientist was fired. |
Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
2110
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:56:00 -
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Got a chuckle out of me +1 |
Delonius from Khanid
Pangalactic Punks n' Playboys
HUN Reloaded
9
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Posted - 2013.06.25 22:00:00 -
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You forgot about the relevance of duct tape in minmatar engineering |
Shadowswipe
WarRavens
League of Infamy
123
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Posted - 2013.06.25 22:00:00 -
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Very nice. I'm glad I clicked on this thread. |
noobsniper the 2nd
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
13
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Posted - 2013.06.25 22:41:00 -
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lolololol
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mollerz
Minja Scouts
512
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Posted - 2013.06.25 23:25:00 -
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awesome  |
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Viktor Skirov
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2013.06.25 23:53:00 -
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(+ 1 for the lulz)
Amarr have lasers, but do not underestimate their power.
Last thing I heard was, that they're crafting a new one (think minecraft).
Here's the prototype, is very dangerous!.
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Crimson Judgment
ROGUE SPADES
EoN.
41
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Posted - 2013.06.25 23:56:00 -
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i will update this topic if/as i think of more blunders that the scientists of new eden have made,
its nice to see how many people are enjoying this, |
DEVILJIN 49
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2013.06.26 23:37:00 -
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Be your own Judge. What game looks like more fun to you? Dust.........Or this.........
Planetside 2
Coming to PS4 this year
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VinceVon
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
13
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Posted - 2013.06.28 00:49:00 -
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Be your own Judge. What game looks like more fun to you? Dust.........Or this.........
Planetside 2
Coming to PS4 this year
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