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Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill!

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Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc. are not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway.

Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler

http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg

Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough Big smile

http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg

Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together

http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg

Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg

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Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1910	Posted - 2013.06.25 08:53:00 - [1] - Quote I present you with... the future!!!!!!! http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/arfp_zps387537c7.jpg
Malkai Inos Opus Arcana Orion Empire 445	Posted - 2013.06.25 08:56:00 - [2] - Quote A great display of minmatar enineering
Khal V'Rani Nephilim Initiative 115	Posted - 2013.06.25 08:57:00 - [3] - Quote Oh wth! Lol
Orenji Jiji Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 109	Posted - 2013.06.25 09:09:00 - [4] - Quote I'd take SMG taped to Flaylock side by side, Ellen Ripley style (Aliens).
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1926	Posted - 2013.06.25 20:59:00 - [5] - Quote Frankly, I'm not sure why CCP hasn't contacted me in order to give me the lead art designer job
Dao Ferret BetaMax. CRONOS. 109	Posted - 2013.06.25 21:15:00 - [6] - Quote I thought this was the model for the STD Minmitar AR ... http://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/duct-tape-hand-gun-bayonet.jpg
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 781	Posted - 2013.06.25 21:33:00 - [7] - Quote Sweet, but if you didn't use the whole roll of tape how come there are only two weapons? I smell an arms race!!!
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1930	Posted - 2013.06.25 23:11:00 - [8] - Quote Crash Monster wrote: Sweet, but if you didn't use the whole roll of tape how come there are only two weapons? I smell an arms race!!! I assure you that we here at Acedia Industries are working tirelessly to continually improve your Dust 514 experience
hooc roht Deep Space Republic 93	Posted - 2013.06.25 23:14:00 - [9] - Quote This is a reference to Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr Weird right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36pKI6qNKo
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1930	Posted - 2013.06.25 23:26:00 - [10] - Quote hooc roht wrote: This is a reference to Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr Weird right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36pKI6qNKo Do you want it to be?

Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 782	Posted - 2013.06.25 23:30:00 - [11] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: I present you with... the future!!!!!!! http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/arfp_zps387537c7.jpg Time keeps on slipping into the future
KOBLAKA1 Opus Arcana Orion Empire 83	Posted - 2013.06.26 00:11:00 - [12] - Quote Love it and tis so true
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1931	Posted - 2013.06.26 00:14:00 - [13] - Quote KOBLAKA1 wrote: Love it and tis so true That is a thing of the past, our upgraded model should be hitting markets SoonGäó
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 782	Posted - 2013.06.26 00:23:00 - [14] - Quote Gentlemen... BEHOLD!
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1931	Posted - 2013.06.26 01:53:00 - [15] - Quote Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill! Quote: Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc are. not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway. Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 786	Posted - 2013.06.26 02:31:00 - [16] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: .. Okay, I was getting concerned until I got the third image. I was worried that your company had decided to go with some untested new adhesive technology. Also, the cross-eyed engineer alleviated my concerns about overall product quality. All I can suggest now is that your productivity is a little too high and the union guys are going to want to have a chat with you about that.
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1935	Posted - 2013.06.26 02:38:00 - [17] - Quote Crash Monster wrote: I was worried that your company had decided to go with some untested new adhesive technology. All I can suggest now is that your productivity is a little too high and the union guys are going to want to have a chat with you about that. Rest assured that we are committed to using only the highest quality materials. Luckily our lead engineer is pulling double shifts as my personal body guard.
medomai grey WarRavens League of Infamy 46	Posted - 2013.06.26 02:43:00 - [18] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: I present you with... the future!!!!!!! http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/arfp_zps387537c7.jpg Updated version can be found here https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=979588#post979588 This made my day better. Thanks. Winmatar duct-tape at its finest.
Robert JD Niewiadomski NULLIMPEX INC 211	Posted - 2013.06.26 14:00:00 - [19] - Quote I see someone implemented nova bayonet finally
Makuta Miserix Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 107	Posted - 2013.06.26 14:09:00 - [20] - Quote Genius. Now I can use an Assault Rifle, Flaylock Pistol, Nova Knifes, and my SMG! with only two slots! Now, the PG/CPU requirements are going to be insane... Aren't they?

The Infected One SyNergy Gaming EoN. 254	Posted - 2013.06.26 14:22:00 - [21] - Quote Makuta Miserix wrote: Genius. Now I can use an Assault Rifle, Flaylock Pistol, Nova Knifes, and my SMG! with only two slots! Now, the PG/CPU requirements are going to be insane... Aren't they? Negative, we have found that PG and CPU moduels make a really good spacer between the components of this amazing innovation, thusly reducing the over all PG and CPU cost effect on the user to around the same level as a standard swarm launcher.
Laurent Cazaderon What The French CRONOS. 1646	Posted - 2013.06.26 15:01:00 - [22] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill! Quote: Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc. are not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway. Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg lol
LT SHANKS Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 20	Posted - 2013.06.26 15:33:00 - [23] - Quote It seems to me that you are missing an AV attachment.
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 803	Posted - 2013.06.26 15:35:00 - [24] - Quote LT SHANKS wrote: It seems to me that you are missing an AV attachment. Hmm, maybe now that we've seen the standard and advanced models we'll get a look at the prototype?
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1991	Posted - 2013.06.26 18:56:00 - [25] - Quote Makuta Miserix wrote: Now, the PG/CPU requirements are going to be insane... Aren't they? No, you shall only require an equipment slot for duct-tape and an AR, everything else shall be looted off the corpses of your enemies.
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 1994	Posted - 2013.06.26 19:00:00 - [26] - Quote LT SHANKS wrote: It seems to me that you are missing an AV attachment. But.... goddamit, we already gave the leftover tape to our engineer as payment for his work
A'Real Fury D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 228	Posted - 2013.06.26 20:13:00 - [27] - Quote When can you deliver?
The Robot Devil BetaMax. CRONOS. 480	Posted - 2013.06.26 20:21:00 - [28] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill! Quote: Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc. are not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway. Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg Not to be too off topic but a bayonet skill would be fun. I would prefer to thrust a bayonet over the melee we have now.
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2004	Posted - 2013.06.27 01:29:00 - [29] - Quote A'Real Fury wrote: When can you deliver? Everything is ready, however, we don't actually want to start selling the weapon schematics until CCP releases the duct-tape equipment module, since the schematics are useless without it. We would hate keep our customers waiting for what could be months
Kane Fyea DUST University Ivy League 426	Posted - 2013.06.27 01:33:00 - [30] - Quote "Attach" a swarm launcher to it then you'll have me sold.

Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2004	Posted - 2013.06.27 02:20:00 - [31] - Quote Kane Fyea wrote: "Attach" a swarm launcher to it then you'll have me sold. Due to recent demand for an AV function, we have begun research on many different AV weapons. As a result of our research, we determined that the best possible fit is indeed the swarm launcher; however, while the swarm on it's own is light enough for the average merc to carry, we fear that the added weight would be too much and would hinder mobility. Of course, the added weight means little to our heavy brothers, but we at Acedia Entertainment refuse to alienate any of our customers and will therefore not be releasing the swarm variant to the general public. Rest assured however, we will continue to explore different possibilities in order to best fit your needs. In the meantime, the best we can do is offer our apologies and a complementary package of 50 Lai Dai Packed AV Grenades. We hope you forgive Mr. Grim's incompetence.
Kane Fyea DUST University Ivy League 431	Posted - 2013.06.27 02:45:00 - [32] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Kane Fyea wrote: "Attach" a swarm launcher to it then you'll have me sold. Due to recent demand for an AV function, we have begun research on many different AV weapons. As a result of our research, we determined that the best possible fit is indeed the swarm launcher; however, while the swarm on it's own is light enough for the average merc to carry, we fear that the added weight would be too much and would hinder mobility. Of course, the added weight means little to our heavy brothers, but we at Acedia Entertainment refuse to alienate any of our customers and will therefore not be releasing the swarm variant to the general public. Rest assured however, we will continue to explore different possibilities in order to best fit your needs. In the meantime, the best we can do is offer our apologies and a complementary package of 50 Lai Dai Packed AV Grenades. We hope you forgive Mr. Grim's incompetence. What about a swarm launcher with and SMG and flaylock attachment? That sounds reasonable :).
Disturbingly Bored The Strontium Asylum 316	Posted - 2013.06.27 02:57:00 - [33] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill! Quote: Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc. are not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway. Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg +1 this is so much awesome. Makes me proud of my Minnie blood. sniff
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2009	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:02:00 - [34] - Quote Kane Fyea wrote: What about a swarm launcher with and SMG and flaylock attachment? That sounds reasonable :). I'll see to it that Mr. Grim and Mr. Snuggles begin working on it as soon as CCP sends us the artwork for the Swarm. While we can easily construct it without the artwork, it would all be pointless if we can't provide any evidence of our work. We at the Acedia Company believe in showing, not telling.
Nguruthos IX Purgatorium of the Damned League of Infamy 636	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:02:00 - [35] - Quote I expected orbital RDV cannon. heat seeking on dropships
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2009	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:05:00 - [36] - Quote Nguruthos IX wrote: I expected orbital RDV cannon. heat seeking on dropships While the customer is always right, I hardly believe that something designed to kill flies is worthy of title "worlds strongest weapon"
dustwaffle Ill Omens EoN. 115	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:42:00 - [37] - Quote You sir, have just leaked CCP's Minmatar assault rifle design.... BAD! Also, dat engineer
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2014	Posted - 2013.06.27 04:01:00 - [38] - Quote dustwaffle wrote: You sir, have just leaked CCP's Minmatar assault rifle design.... BAD! Actually, the combat rifle was leaked long ago, and this isn't it. What you're seeing here is a revolutionary new weapon attachment process. Why equip an inferior underbarrel shotgun or grenade launcher, when you can just tape the real thing to your weapon? This was the thought process of our engineer. With our system, the old attachment process is obsolete. Of course, we do purchase our super advanced adhesive technology from the Minmatar, and most our creations use their design principles. Quote: Also, dat engineer Yes, Grimmy... ugh, I mean Mr. Grim has quite the brilliant mind when it comes to coming up with new forms of destruction, if only he wasn't so easly distracted by tape... our production rates might easily triple, but alas, he is irreplaceable... for now
Caeli SineDeo Imperfects Negative-Feedback 596	Posted - 2013.06.27 04:12:00 - [39] - Quote Sorry forge beats that any day of the week.
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2014	Posted - 2013.06.27 04:19:00 - [40] - Quote Caeli SineDeo wrote: Sorry forge beats that any day of the week. The forge might, but the person holding it may as well be an insect against our Flay Rifle Delux Super Awesome Gun 3000(AKA, the Jaegerjaker), you'll be dead before you charge up a shot.



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