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Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1910
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Posted - 2013.06.25 08:53:00 -
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I present you with... the future!!!!!!! http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/arfp_zps387537c7.jpg |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1926
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Posted - 2013.06.25 20:59:00 -
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Frankly, I'm not sure why CCP hasn't contacted me in order to give me the lead art designer job  |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1930
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Posted - 2013.06.25 23:11:00 -
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Crash Monster wrote:Sweet, but if you didn't use the whole roll of tape how come there are only two weapons? I smell an arms race!!!
I assure you that we here at Acedia Industries are working tirelessly to continually improve your Dust 514 experience |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1930
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Posted - 2013.06.25 23:26:00 -
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Do you want it to be? |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1931
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Posted - 2013.06.26 00:14:00 -
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KOBLAKA1 wrote:Love it and tis so true
That is a thing of the past, our upgraded model should be hitting markets SoonGäó |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1931
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Posted - 2013.06.26 01:53:00 -
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Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill!
Quote:Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc are. not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway.
Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg
Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg
Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg
Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1935
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Posted - 2013.06.26 02:38:00 -
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Crash Monster wrote:
I was worried that your company had decided to go with some untested new adhesive technology.
All I can suggest now is that your productivity is a little too high and the union guys are going to want to have a chat with you about that.
Rest assured that we are committed to using only the highest quality materials.
Luckily our lead engineer is pulling double shifts as my personal body guard. |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1991
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Posted - 2013.06.26 18:56:00 -
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Makuta Miserix wrote:
Now, the PG/CPU requirements are going to be insane... Aren't they?
No, you shall only require an equipment slot for duct-tape and an AR, everything else shall be looted off the corpses of your enemies. |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
1994
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Posted - 2013.06.26 19:00:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:It seems to me that you are missing an AV attachment.
But.... goddamit, we already gave the leftover tape to our engineer as payment for his work  |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
2004
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Posted - 2013.06.27 01:29:00 -
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A'Real Fury wrote:When can you deliver?
Everything is ready, however, we don't actually want to start selling the weapon schematics until CCP releases the duct-tape equipment module, since the schematics are useless without it.
We would hate keep our customers waiting for what could be months  |
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Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
2004
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Posted - 2013.06.27 02:20:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:"Attach" a swarm launcher to it then you'll have me sold.
Due to recent demand for an AV function, we have begun research on many different AV weapons. As a result of our research, we determined that the best possible fit is indeed the swarm launcher; however, while the swarm on it's own is light enough for the average merc to carry, we fear that the added weight would be too much and would hinder mobility.
Of course, the added weight means little to our heavy brothers, but we at Acedia Entertainment refuse to alienate any of our customers and will therefore not be releasing the swarm variant to the general public.
Rest assured however, we will continue to explore different possibilities in order to best fit your needs. In the meantime, the best we can do is offer our apologies and a complementary package of 50 Lai Dai Packed AV Grenades. We hope you forgive Mr. Grim's incompetence. |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
2009
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Posted - 2013.06.27 03:02:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:
What about a swarm launcher with and SMG and flaylock attachment? That sounds reasonable :).
I'll see to it that Mr. Grim and Mr. Snuggles begin working on it as soon as CCP sends us the artwork for the Swarm. While we can easily construct it without the artwork, it would all be pointless if we can't provide any evidence of our work. We at the Acedia Company believe in showing, not telling.
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Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
2009
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Posted - 2013.06.27 03:05:00 -
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Nguruthos IX wrote:I expected orbital RDV cannon. heat seeking on dropships
While the customer is always right, I hardly believe that something designed to kill flies is worthy of title "worlds strongest weapon" |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
2014
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Posted - 2013.06.27 04:01:00 -
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dustwaffle wrote:You sir, have just leaked CCP's Minmatar assault rifle design.... BAD!
Actually, the combat rifle was leaked long ago, and this isn't it. What you're seeing here is a revolutionary new weapon attachment process. Why equip an inferior underbarrel shotgun or grenade launcher, when you can just tape the real thing to your weapon? This was the thought process of our engineer. With our system, the old attachment process is obsolete. Of course, we do purchase our super advanced adhesive technology from the Minmatar, and most our creations use their design principles.
Quote:Also, dat engineer 
Yes, Grimmy... ugh, I mean Mr. Grim has quite the brilliant mind when it comes to coming up with new forms of destruction, if only he wasn't so easly distracted by tape... our production rates might easily triple, but alas, he is irreplaceable... for now |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic
2014
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Posted - 2013.06.27 04:19:00 -
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Caeli SineDeo wrote:Sorry forge beats that any day of the week.
The forge might, but the person holding it may as well be an insect against our Flay Rifle Delux Super Awesome Gun 3000(AKA, the Jaegerjaker), you'll be dead before you charge up a shot. |
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