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Sloth9230 wrote:

Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill!

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Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc. are not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway.

Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler

http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg

Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough Big smile

http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg

Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together

http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg

Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg

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Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2004	Posted - 2013.06.27 02:20:00 - [31] - Quote Kane Fyea wrote: "Attach" a swarm launcher to it then you'll have me sold. Due to recent demand for an AV function, we have begun research on many different AV weapons. As a result of our research, we determined that the best possible fit is indeed the swarm launcher; however, while the swarm on it's own is light enough for the average merc to carry, we fear that the added weight would be too much and would hinder mobility. Of course, the added weight means little to our heavy brothers, but we at Acedia Entertainment refuse to alienate any of our customers and will therefore not be releasing the swarm variant to the general public. Rest assured however, we will continue to explore different possibilities in order to best fit your needs. In the meantime, the best we can do is offer our apologies and a complementary package of 50 Lai Dai Packed AV Grenades. We hope you forgive Mr. Grim's incompetence.
Kane Fyea DUST University Ivy League 431	Posted - 2013.06.27 02:45:00 - [32] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Kane Fyea wrote: "Attach" a swarm launcher to it then you'll have me sold. Due to recent demand for an AV function, we have begun research on many different AV weapons. As a result of our research, we determined that the best possible fit is indeed the swarm launcher; however, while the swarm on it's own is light enough for the average merc to carry, we fear that the added weight would be too much and would hinder mobility. Of course, the added weight means little to our heavy brothers, but we at Acedia Entertainment refuse to alienate any of our customers and will therefore not be releasing the swarm variant to the general public. Rest assured however, we will continue to explore different possibilities in order to best fit your needs. In the meantime, the best we can do is offer our apologies and a complementary package of 50 Lai Dai Packed AV Grenades. We hope you forgive Mr. Grim's incompetence. What about a swarm launcher with and SMG and flaylock attachment? That sounds reasonable :).
Disturbingly Bored The Strontium Asylum 316	Posted - 2013.06.27 02:57:00 - [33] - Quote Sloth9230 wrote: Today we at Acedia Incorporated are proud to introduce a new way to kill! Quote: Disclaimer: the contents inside may or may not be OP, we at Acedia Inc. are not responsible for any damage done towards existing balance... not that it exists anyway. Our first step was to get rid of that useless and obsolete under-barrel grenade launcher and replace it with something that while also useless looks cooler http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Novarifle_zps76bdd5b3.jpg Next, thanks to your feedback, we decided to add a second flaylock, cause one is never enough http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle2_zps17318583.jpg Finally, we added a strong adhesive wrapping in order to hold it all together http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/Flayrifle_zps8c55b493.jpg Of course, none of this would have been possible with out the hard work and technical know-how of our lead engineer http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p777/Sloth_9230/grimmy3_zps02dee50d.jpg +1 this is so much awesome. Makes me proud of my Minnie blood. sniff
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2009	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:02:00 - [34] - Quote Kane Fyea wrote: What about a swarm launcher with and SMG and flaylock attachment? That sounds reasonable :). I'll see to it that Mr. Grim and Mr. Snuggles begin working on it as soon as CCP sends us the artwork for the Swarm. While we can easily construct it without the artwork, it would all be pointless if we can't provide any evidence of our work. We at the Acedia Company believe in showing, not telling.
Nguruthos IX Purgatorium of the Damned League of Infamy 636	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:02:00 - [35] - Quote I expected orbital RDV cannon. heat seeking on dropships
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2009	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:05:00 - [36] - Quote Nguruthos IX wrote: I expected orbital RDV cannon. heat seeking on dropships While the customer is always right, I hardly believe that something designed to kill flies is worthy of title "worlds strongest weapon"
dustwaffle Ill Omens EoN. 115	Posted - 2013.06.27 03:42:00 - [37] - Quote You sir, have just leaked CCP's Minmatar assault rifle design.... BAD! Also, dat engineer
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2014	Posted - 2013.06.27 04:01:00 - [38] - Quote dustwaffle wrote: You sir, have just leaked CCP's Minmatar assault rifle design.... BAD! Actually, the combat rifle was leaked long ago, and this isn't it. What you're seeing here is a revolutionary new weapon attachment process. Why equip an inferior underbarrel shotgun or grenade launcher, when you can just tape the real thing to your weapon? This was the thought process of our engineer. With our system, the old attachment process is obsolete. Of course, we do purchase our super advanced adhesive technology from the Minmatar, and most our creations use their design principles. Quote: Also, dat engineer Yes, Grimmy... ugh, I mean Mr. Grim has quite the brilliant mind when it comes to coming up with new forms of destruction, if only he wasn't so easly distracted by tape... our production rates might easily triple, but alas, he is irreplaceable... for now
Caeli SineDeo Imperfects Negative-Feedback 596	Posted - 2013.06.27 04:12:00 - [39] - Quote Sorry forge beats that any day of the week.
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic 2014	Posted - 2013.06.27 04:19:00 - [40] - Quote Caeli SineDeo wrote: Sorry forge beats that any day of the week. The forge might, but the person holding it may as well be an insect against our Flay Rifle Delux Super Awesome Gun 3000(AKA, the Jaegerjaker), you'll be dead before you charge up a shot.



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