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Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.17 20:42:00 -
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Rules: 2 lines max and dont post twice before someone else posts.
There was once a man who was driving with... |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.17 20:45:00 -
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A Beefed up Caladari Lav to Objective B.
When suddenly... |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.17 20:53:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:A Beefed up Caladari Lav to Objective B.
When suddenly...
He lagged out, and in a rage move he... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.06.17 21:09:00 -
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drove into an acid pit and couldn't find the ladder to get out... |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.17 22:47:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:drove into an acid pit and couldn't find the ladder to get out...
His LAV was stolen and he decided to |
pierce Hawkeye
843 Boot Camp
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Posted - 2013.06.18 00:10:00 -
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Nuke antartica. |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.18 01:03:00 -
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pierce Hawkeye wrote:Nuke antartica.
The Penguin secret society was destroyed but a few survived. |
hackerzilla
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:56:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:pierce Hawkeye wrote:Nuke antartica. The Penguin secret society was destroyed but a few survived.
Including the guy that stole his LAV
Then he got in his dropship and drove to... |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.18 06:39:00 -
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white castle
but along the way..... |
Klash 816
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
Interstellar Conquest Enterprises
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Posted - 2013.06.18 10:45:00 -
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He was shot down by a... |
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Julius Vindice
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
ROFL BROS
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Posted - 2013.06.18 11:33:00 -
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clone of chuck Norris and fell into a wormhole to a different dimension where things that look close is far and far is close, so he jumped out and... |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.18 13:36:00 -
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he met a wrinkly old prophet by the name of DeadlyAztec11.
The prophet told him to.... |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.18 15:58:00 -
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**** off, cause DeadlyAztec11 told to himself:Im da BOSS!
Then in a rage move, chuck norris... |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.18 16:06:00 -
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Took off his pants and ate cake behind a bush in a strategically unwise area. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.18 21:00:00 -
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The DeadlyAztec11...died of intense diarrhea (noting personal fella)... |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.18 21:20:00 -
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Ripper just stood over DeadlyAztec11's body and wept......With joy.
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Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.18 22:22:00 -
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Then warlord walked in... |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2013.06.18 22:24:00 -
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and starting swinging his sword around like a crazy maniac. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.19 16:17:00 -
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but CCP FoxFour nerfed him... |
General John Ripper
187.
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.19 16:51:00 -
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Warlord was upet that he was nerfed
So we proceded to steal FoxFour's Socks. |
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Taurion Bruni
Nightingale Logistics Pty Ltd
51
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Posted - 2013.06.19 16:57:00 -
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and after the sock stealing.
it was claimed that FoxFour would be SoxFour forever more |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.06.19 16:59:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Warlord was upet that he was nerfed
So we proceded to steal FoxFour's Socks.
Why? |
General John Ripper
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League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.19 17:31:00 -
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Taurion Bruni wrote:and after the sock stealing.
it was claimed that FoxFour would be SoxFour forever more
SoxFour then traveled far and wide to attempt to start a new religion revolving around socks.
He became the prophet that replaced DeadlyAztec11. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.19 19:36:00 -
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but somehow DeadlyAztec11 came back to life and decided to hunt down whoever gave him that outdated bacon that killed him. |
General John Ripper
187.
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.19 19:46:00 -
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General John Ripper suddenly goes into hiding... |
XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.06.19 20:15:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:General John Ripper suddenly goes into hiding...
I'm coming for you |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
62
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Posted - 2013.06.20 19:17:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:General John Ripper wrote:General John Ripper suddenly goes into hiding... I'm coming for you
says warlord in a move to help aztec in his revenge. but ripper is only hidding because she was involved in this assassination atempt on aztec, but the true brain behind this plot is warlord... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
116
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Posted - 2013.06.20 19:19:00 -
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and was promised this if the plan succeed |
Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.06.20 19:23:00 -
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...By Ghost. We went out to go get his reward...
EDIT: Had to edit this like 3 times, because I'm a freaking idiot. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
62
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Posted - 2013.06.20 19:24:00 -
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says one of the mercs warlord hired, but soxfour heared everything... |
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
117
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Posted - 2013.06.20 19:29:00 -
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further evidences and witnesses would be thrown down the acid pit (ladder removed) |
General John Ripper
187.
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.20 21:33:00 -
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Ripper comes back out of hiding with an army of sexy PlayClone Dust Bunnies. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
2138
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Posted - 2013.06.20 22:16:00 -
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Then goes back into hiding when warlord annihilated the army. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
118
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Posted - 2013.06.21 00:14:00 -
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Meanwhile spies disclosed crucial documents about an Orbital Strike that annihilated FoxFour shoes. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
64
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Posted - 2013.06.21 01:47:00 -
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And found out that CCP Nullarbor(i hope i wrote it right) was involved. |
Derrith Erador
Bloodwolves Battalion
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Posted - 2013.06.21 06:23:00 -
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Then Warlord and John were punished by the mighty CCP, they were forced to
a taylor swift concert listening to this song |
Klash 816
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
Interstellar Conquest Enterprises
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Posted - 2013.06.21 07:51:00 -
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Witch caused them to... |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
690
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Posted - 2013.06.21 11:17:00 -
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commit suicide from the horror of what they heard, but they woke up in the underworld. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
118
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Posted - 2013.06.21 11:24:00 -
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Taylor Swift was there! She told them... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.21 13:59:00 -
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That she loves warlord and could she get his autograph? She also mentioned that soxfour shoes hadn't been destroyed but were in fact part of a huge conspiracy that... |
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General John Ripper
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League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.21 17:11:00 -
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While in the underworld, General Ripper and Warlord team up and kill Satan's army then Satan himself.
Afterwards an epic struggle began on over who will become the next Satan. |
hackerzilla
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2013.06.21 17:27:00 -
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So he took out the TAC AR |
XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.06.21 17:29:00 -
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hackerzilla wrote:So he took out the TAC AR
Don't have one |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:32:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:hackerzilla wrote:So he took out the TAC AR Don't have one
its salvage |
Princeps Marcellus
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.06.22 00:33:00 -
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Otavio Martins wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:hackerzilla wrote:So he took out the TAC AR Don't have one its salvage
and smashed Warlord over the face with it.
Unfortunately... |
Sergamon Draco
Rautaleijona
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Posted - 2013.06.22 17:39:00 -
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Princeps Marcellus wrote:Otavio Martins wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:hackerzilla wrote:So he took out the TAC AR Don't have one its salvage and smashed Warlord over the face with it. Unfortunately...
He noticed it was bacon,then he did the unthinkable........ |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.23 14:34:00 -
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He dropped the soap. |
SATAN'S PRODIGY
D3LTA FORC3
Orion Empire
9
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Posted - 2013.06.23 15:54:00 -
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Then he dropped it again because he liked what happened to him the first time he dropped it. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
119
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Posted - 2013.06.23 22:57:00 -
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1 month later, at their wedding, people were throwing them bacon like confettis as they were leaving for their honeymoon at... |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
65
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Posted - 2013.06.24 02:56:00 -
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Caldari Prime, they arrived 30 minutes before the attack, then... |
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XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.06.24 03:02:00 -
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Princeps Marcellus wrote:Otavio Martins wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:hackerzilla wrote:So he took out the TAC AR Don't have one its salvage and smashed Warlord over the face with it. Unfortunately...
I'm a heavy your going to have to do better then that |
XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.06.24 03:03:00 -
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Sergamon Draco wrote:Princeps Marcellus wrote:Otavio Martins wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:hackerzilla wrote:So he took out the TAC AR Don't have one its salvage and smashed Warlord over the face with it. Unfortunately... He noticed it was bacon,then he did the unthinkable........
Scary |
XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.06.24 03:04:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:1 month later, at their wedding, people were throwing them bacon like confettis as they were leaving for their honeymoon at...
You have a problem |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error.
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Posted - 2013.06.24 03:04:00 -
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SATAN'S PRODIGY wrote:Then he dropped it again because he liked what happened to him the first time he dropped it.
 you too |
General John Ripper
187.
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.24 03:28:00 -
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( I feel like this story is slowly turning into a porno with a bad storyline.) |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.24 03:32:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:( I feel like this story is slowly turning into a porno with a bad storyline.)
lets be patient and see how it goes. |
Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
Eternal Syndicate
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Posted - 2013.06.24 04:38:00 -
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Being patient sucked and we all got bored...this is like the respec thing. we should be devs |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.24 09:09:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:( I feel like this story is slowly turning into a porno with a bad storyline.)
You ever see a porno with a good storyline? |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
696
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Posted - 2013.06.24 12:02:00 -
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gbghg wrote: You ever see a porno with a good storyline?
Yes actually.
Otavio Martins wrote:Caldari Prime, they arrived 30 minutes before the attack, then...
After the wedding and porno tapes were finished a Titan crashed out of the sky and landed on their waiting Murder Taxi |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.24 12:20:00 -
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However the lavs huge tank meant that the Titan didn't kill it, just sent it flying into the wedding guests, it would have undoubtably killed all of them if it wasnt for the tray of bacon that a wedding guest was secretly eating, the LAV hit it and... |
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Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
697
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Posted - 2013.06.24 14:20:00 -
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on the bottom of the tray was the likeness of Chuck Norris, upon touching the sacred bacon tray relic the LAV Exploded into fireworks and cooked bacon for everyone, for such is the kindness and mercy of The One.
Though the Caldari had about 3x the numbers of the Gallente, they couldn't get through the warpgate to assist the soon to be dying planet because of CCP's desire for the destruction of the planet, however the newlyweds... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
119
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Posted - 2013.06.24 14:58:00 -
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Were already awaiting offsprings; maybe due to proximity with Chuck Norris and bacon |
ReGnYuM
TeamPlayers
EoN.
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Posted - 2013.06.24 16:05:00 -
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However... Dr ReGnUM ordered an abortion for the good of humanity |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
119
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Posted - 2013.06.24 16:30:00 -
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But since the children to be were like the Skywalker twins (instead of the Force they would have combined power of Chuck Norris traits and bacon awesomenes), the abortion... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.24 22:28:00 -
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Traveled back in time to an unspacified date and changed the whole cause of human evolution, the knock on effect of this resulted in chuck norris's birth. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.25 00:58:00 -
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then a paradox started... |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
709
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Posted - 2013.06.25 11:23:00 -
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and suddenly the pair found themselves in a 2d platforming game, shocked at the 8 bit music they... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
119
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Posted - 2013.06.25 20:23:00 -
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realized they were in that River-City Ransom game. Their eyes almost bleeded from awesomeness... |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.26 11:28:00 -
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So they proceeded to try and and rescue Cyndi, using fist and foot, to take down their enemies in true baller style. However, the real enemy appeared and he was... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.06.26 14:30:00 -
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CHUCK NORRIS EVIL TWIN!! |
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Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.26 18:52:00 -
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in his own head, but in reality, the power of Chuck Norris cannot be divided, it is like dividing by zero and would destroy the universe. But the pair saw through his disguise and pulled out their.... |
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